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Might start making little whenever-I-want journals in the titles. I accidentally killed a squirrel today by running it over with a go cart going 30mph. I feel horrible and I told my girlfriend and she is forcing me to sleep on the couch tonight. Damn.

By MemedroidsGone2Shit 2023-04-11 04:00

Might start making little whenever-I-want journals in the titles. I accidentally killed a squirrel today by running it over with a go cart going 30mph. I feel horrible and I told my girlfriend and she is forcing me to sleep on the couch tonight. Damn. - meme

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Idk if this is reposted or not from here, sorry if it is. An update on the squirrel event: we both apologized (me for running over a squirrel and her for making me sleep on the couch). Since then, I went on a walk around my hometown & saw an Assman plate.

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