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  N

  Obviously, but it's still fairly accurate.

  2015-08-18 03:43

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  Europe is more brutal

  YES! Someone else who listens to Dan Tompkins.

  2015-06-18 01:23

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  Dafuq

  It's not like there aren't a million other spots around it. Im not saying it isn't a bad job, but come on.

  2015-05-10 16:46

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  #truth

  You don't become an emt just for money. You do it because you actually give a shit about the people around you.

  2015-04-24 13:00

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  #truth

  While it's true firefighters get paid a fair amount more, us EMT's average around $12 an hour. This is in California, at least.

  2015-04-23 02:27

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  Californians bruh

  

  2015-04-23 02:23

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  u guess the image speaks for itself...

  When a girl wears knee socks, its usually a turn on (and a personal fetish of mine) When a guy wears it, it just looks fucking weird.

  2015-04-01 19:35

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  u guess the image speaks for itself...

  It's called an air embolism and can be potentially fatal if severe enough. You'd have to blow pretty hard though.

  2015-04-01 19:33

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  Some people are so stupid

  So they can refuse service to as many people as they want for whatever reason, but they will lose business. They reap the consequences of their own action.

  2015-04-01 19:20

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  Some people are so stupid

  Legally they're within their rights to refuse service, but morally their reasons are heavily skewed with unjust bigotry. Their excuse is due to their religion, which ironically states to show love to everyone and not judge people.

  2015-04-01 19:18

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  Great way to get the word out

  Looks like we have to perform a rapid trauma assessment on this patient, cut and expose

  2015-03-26 19:05

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  Okay.....

  What a cunt

  2015-03-08 14:04

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  Game over

  This bastard literally uploaded 14 memes at once...

  2015-03-07 19:29

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  This is deep

  I dont think the pink starbursts are that good, fuck me, right?

  2015-03-01 13:50

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  Forever alone trolled

  It's a hardcore band. They're not as bad as some other bands, but they're pretty goth/scene. I personally don't like them.

  2015-02-23 17:09

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  California fires

  Im located in Temecula, which is just north of SD. Its been pouring for a little while, but we seriously need it.

  2015-02-23 03:26

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  I y k w i m

  Its not photo shopped, but this picture was just taken on a balcony to make a foot tall snow dick look like it's 10 stories high.

  2015-02-22 15:42

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  No way

  I have a pair of "knockoff" earbuds that cost me $15, sound exactly the same as the beats earbuds. They're called Noisehush nx80s if i remember correctly.

  2015-02-21 02:34

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  just lie to them so they dont freak out

  It snowed here like 4 weeks ago. So yes, it does get below 30

  2015-02-20 20:12

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  just lie to them so they dont freak out

  Its actually kind of true here. Its been a consistent 80 this past week in So Cal.

  2015-02-20 17:31

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  Girls VS. Boys

  I think everyone is guilty of this. If you're conversing with a friend that you legitimately care about, give them the respect of at least speaking in full sentences.

  2015-02-20 16:05

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  Wilfred and bear

  I thought the ending was perfect for the show.

  2015-02-19 13:20

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  AH!

  And this is why you'll never get laid

  2015-02-19 03:08

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  Wilfred and bear

  Easily one of the best series' I've seen in awhile.

  2015-02-18 20:37

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  This cat is more attractive than me!

  I have one. They're siamese white boots, they're also really sassy.

  2015-02-16 00:50

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  The more you know.

  Fun fact: this fact was created by a high schooler who failed his algebra class for not studying

  2015-02-15 02:10

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  Ruokrap (hold up to mirror to see what the title is)

  Nice, always cool to see fellow practitioners! If you're ever in the SoCal area, stop by Freedom in Motion Gym. I work there currently. We built the gym ourselves

  2015-02-14 01:58

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  Ruokrap (hold up to mirror to see what the title is)

  Ive been training for over 6 years. I couldn't imagine what i'd be like if i didnt train. Ive also gone that whole time without doing so much as bruising my heel.

  2015-02-14 01:55

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  Flaw

  My starbucks lobby is open until 1, you'd imagine this problem wouldnt happen that late. It still happens every night.

  2015-02-10 16:23

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  Title is on drugs

  This meme has it all going: screenshot, FML post, apple device, and low battery.

  2015-02-04 03:12

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  Title is title

  You'd still have to guess though, for the last 2. Flip a coin maybe?

  2015-02-04 03:08

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  Title is title

  Weigh 6 first. If the poisoned pill is there, weigh 2 of the 3 on that side.

  2015-02-04 03:07

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  .

  Why?

  2015-02-02 03:46

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  .

  Unless you go out to drink your loneliness away

  2015-02-01 17:06

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  It has begun.

  I still think Zooey is more attractive.

  2015-02-01 14:47

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  Wow

  I have the utmost respect for that second woman. Not because she doesnt hate all men nor place blame on them, but because her continuous positive outlook on life. Thats true strength

  2015-02-01 01:09

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  Get your stuff together starbucks

  I'm willing to bet that the customer requested that to be written. I work at starbucks, and people always do that shit to get some likes on facebook or something.

  2015-01-31 12:09

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  Wake up america

  You literally just proved how awful your logic is in one sentence.

  2015-01-30 22:37

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  Wake up america

  Implying there's many competent young drivers. Ha. There's polls clearly stating how stupid most young drivers are, and we all know it's true.

  2015-01-30 22:25

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  School in a nutshell

  Considering over half of memedroids users are still in high school, they wont realize until its too late.

  2015-01-30 00:54

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  Dafuq?

  While i agree that there needs to be a minimum to teach, they're still middle school-age kids. They don't need to be shown different types of positions, or how to use sex toys. They should know how to be smart when it comes to protection, above all else.

  2015-01-29 19:01

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  BATMAN

  You, my friend, just earned a block and report

  2015-01-29 02:27

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  He Slick

  My high school let the students basically make the yearbook. My senior quote was "waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning"

  2015-01-27 19:32

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  Yesh

  Profound statement

  2015-01-27 00:35

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  Yesh

  >"Our school system is so broke now, i couldnt pass any of my classes." >Doesn't study for more than 15 minutes

  2015-01-26 23:54

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  He doesn't get It

  At least these guys arent being disrespectful.

  2015-01-24 21:35

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  ☺☺☺

  Was it really, though?

  2015-01-23 15:35

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  Please be true

  No.

  2015-01-23 15:30

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  yeahh

  I dont know. Just imagine being able to take down those who endanger or threaten others (North Korea, ISIS)

  2015-01-23 15:25

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  Haha

  What kind of shit name is Nique Nino?

  2015-01-23 01:50

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  Snow

  Looks like snow to me

  2015-01-21 21:05

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  REBIL SCUP

  Robil scud

  2015-01-21 21:00

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  This is how it ends

  Your username fits this situation very well. also meshuggah

  2015-01-17 23:16

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  This is how it ends

  Silica gel can be ingested without issue, actually. So you'll die another day

  2015-01-17 22:19

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  Oh france...

  Yeah. Ive found alot of improvement physically/mentally through my training. Check out Freedom in Motion gym. My friends and i built the place ourselves

  2015-01-17 22:13

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  Oh france...

  Ive been training parkour for over 6 years now, teaching for 3. I can guarantee you that if i were point A, and you were point B, you would be fucked.

  2015-01-17 21:43

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  Bad parents

  Screenshots: Because downloading or cropping is too advanced

  2015-01-17 00:01

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  Ignorance is bliss

  As Carl Sagan said, we are one planet. We shouldn't be so separate when we're all so similar to one another. P.S. i think you're a sound guy, its just memedroid and all. Your opinion is your own

  2015-01-16 18:36

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  Ignorance is bliss

  While i kind of agree on your point, its best not to tell Christians how to live their walk, being you've admitted to having no knowledge of the belief (which is fine) Its also what alot of Christians need to stop doing to people with differing beliefs.

  2015-01-16 18:33

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  Ignorance is bliss

  Cancel is a poor term to use, my bad. When Jesus was crucified, it was to signify the "ultimate sacrifice" allowing people to pray for their sins rather than to sacrifice. It didnt cancel out the commandments, but it did definitely change alot of rules.

  2015-01-16 18:27

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  Ignorance is bliss

  The biggest thing Jesus pressed on people was peace and understanding, not limited to a belief. He even called out the misinformed religious Pharisees for their actions. TL:DR, if you're religious or not, dont be an asshole.

  2015-01-16 17:42

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  Ignorance is bliss

  You also have to realize that, regardless of race, belief, gender, that we're all coexistant humans, capable of the same mistakes. That being said, when they condemn people of other beliefs for rules they do not follow, they themselves become misinformed.

  2015-01-16 17:38

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  Ignorance is bliss

  I get what you're saying, but you are misinformed on your info. The New Testament is what most typical Christians follow, being that it cancels out the very outdated rules of the Old Testament through the death of Christ.

  2015-01-16 17:35

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  Ignorance is bliss

  >Eather

  2015-01-16 17:32

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  Feminazi

  Sorry mate. I get what you're attempting to convey in your post, but i wouldn't consider going to school for a useless degree successful, i'd say quite the opposite in fact. It's a distraction from productivity.

  2015-01-16 02:26

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  Oreo and ice?

  Shitty Emmaroze

  2015-01-16 02:22

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  Deserves it.

  Implying OP could ever get an original to pass

  2015-01-16 01:22

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  Deserves it.

  Ill say it again, since this a repost: Its safe to assume she left you because you're a douchebag

  2015-01-15 21:42

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  Feminazi

  Pretty useless? You couldn't get a job at fucking jack in the box with that shit. Dont whine about not getting a job with a pointless degree. Common sense

  2015-01-15 20:03

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  I too cry manly tears

  Right?

  2015-01-12 16:29

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  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  I work at starbucks, and on new years day, my manager sent me to walmart and had me buy 50 milks at like 5am. Had to use 3 carts

  2015-01-10 23:38

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  I hate everyone

  i hate you too, tyler the creator

  2015-01-10 00:54

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  .

  Safe to assume she probably left you for being a douche.

  2015-01-08 04:42

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  "Power drill"

  If you want your public perception to be of a scrawny kid who cant wear his pants correctly, then thats fine by me, mate.

  2015-01-07 13:28

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  "Power drill"

  Dude pull your fucking pants up

  2015-01-07 03:53

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  GameStop yields to no man.

  Besides, who needs to pay for sex when you could get it for free

  2015-01-07 03:51

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  Ooooooh

  Your mom

  2015-01-06 14:58

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  Every time

  Clearly they're not smart enough to even say that.

  2015-01-06 10:33

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  It is summer in here Finland -25 c

  I live in Southern California, and It actually just snowed in the valleys for the first time in almost 10 years. I had gone to the beach 2 days prior to it snowing as well

  2015-01-06 02:52

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  So helpful

  >Spicy vagina tacos

  2015-01-04 16:31

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  I want this to be a thing so bad, just beating up all tho...

  Please. Most of you fuckers couldnt take someone your own size

  2015-01-02 20:47

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  Awesome quote

  Im inspired by this post

  2014-12-31 00:03

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  :l

  Also, you cant fast travel in the game until like 50% of the way through, unlike skyrim.

  2014-12-29 18:55

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  :l

  Take this from a dude who has several hundred hours on both games: Dark souls is much, much more difficult than skyrim, even on legendary. That being said, i still absolutely love skyrim, being more open world.

  2014-12-29 18:54

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  What would you do?

  Honestly, just give some fucking respect to her family, and all will be well.

  2014-12-28 00:12

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  They didnt think this one through

  Theyll light up your night

  2014-12-22 16:56

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  .

  

  2014-12-19 11:19

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  Dads...

  Quality bonding time

  2014-12-18 20:47

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  JKJDSKBF

  So clearly not that many

  2014-12-18 10:21

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  All glory to Rosalina.

  Im assuming OP here likes rosalina... Alot.

  2014-12-17 14:06

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  Suck it, Daisy.

  I feel as if this is a pretty accurate reason of why she was put in, but who cares. I think shes awesome

  2014-12-17 14:03

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  Trust

  And here we have the average memedroid commenter who thinks their opinion is fact.

  2014-12-13 01:22

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  BURNED!

  Yep. Im done today. I made it past like 6 memes and theyre all shit. Come the fuck on, memedroid.

  2014-12-13 01:20

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  Always use protection

  This meme is hilarious

  2014-12-13 01:16

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  Trust

  Its a siamese breed. I have one that looks just like this one. They're super cool cats, but they are also very moody.

  2014-12-12 13:09

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  The Amazing World of Gumball

  OR, maybe school is there to educate the general public.

  2014-12-12 00:37

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  Ask to swap seats, or, yknow, be assertive.

  2014-12-11 15:43

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  U can't even ship this across

  Spicebomb

  2014-12-10 22:27

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  Justin Bieber

  Yea. If we could keep Justin Bieber off of memedroid, that would be nice.

  2014-12-08 21:02

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  eh

  How is this even bad? All those bumps are shots. They inject you with a component that tells you if youre allergic to it or not, you test positive if it turns red and rashy. Though those are alot of shots

  2014-12-06 18:27

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