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  Fly

  Yeah, but they all wear ankle weights so they don't float into space. Ask any asian

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  Batman gets a dog!

  Give him steroids and creatine

  2h

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  The more you know!

  He was an (illiterate) pedophile

  8h

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  name this

  They're both pricks

  9h

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  Jeez not another repost!

  If you win you're double fired

  9h

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  miim

  You can do science whether you ask "How did this accidentally happen?" or "How did God create this?"

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  Food

  He's feeding the appetizer to the main course

  1d

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  Do

  Whenever my calculator does that I add 0.01 and it gives a number

  2025-05-16 23:03

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  Meme lore so deep even James Bond can't explain it

  007 Big Mac?

  2025-05-16 19:18

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  Spilled drink said boo and gave me a face

  Just like Hiroshima

  2025-05-16 15:30

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  Each cross represents a white farmer who was murdered in ...

  well that settles it I guess, there were camps 123 years ago and apartide, so it's ok to murder those innocent farmers I guess

  2025-05-16 09:46

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  Each cross represents a white farmer who was murdered in ...

  What did you find?

  2025-05-16 09:39

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  "I veto this!"

  M&Ms called, they want their mascot back.

  2025-05-15 23:46

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  chef said it’s a meal, but my soul said it’s a crime

  The sauce on the top left is in spanish. They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats!

  2025-05-15 18:21

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  It’s not laziness if my brain is literally on fire

  Go watch a David Goggins video and get your homework done kid. Summer break is only like two weeks away

  2025-05-14 18:07

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  Guy had a second face that whispered horrors, still more ...

  It whispered horrific things like "Stop sleeping on your back"

  2025-05-14 17:04

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  once the boomers are gone can we finally switch to metric

  I use the metric system at work, but I find feet inches miles pounds and gallons are all more useful sizes for everyday life. You only hear that the metric is easier from people who can't use both

  2025-05-14 10:02

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  you said Iberian Peninsula like it’s your thesis defense

  Hispania.

  2025-05-14 09:24

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  this dude joined reddit just to trauma dump an entire div...

  You don't want a kid that's just like you?

  2025-05-13 22:41

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  Kropotkin 2

  Anarchy doesn't work because it goes against human nature to not have a leader, and it has never happened in history. Someone will always try to become a leader unless you stop them. But if you have to enforce anarchy, it's no longer anarchy. Whenever people gather, there's always a hierarchy.

  2025-05-13 10:18

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  Kropotkin 2

  Anarchy is as bad as communism.

  2025-05-13 10:01

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  Soyrick vs Chadlarry

  There's never ever ever been a show like Veggie Tales

  2025-05-13 01:55

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  This dumb little setup just healed my brain a bit

  "How can we use this wasted space under the stairs? "Let's make a smaller set of stairs with another smaller wasted space."

  2025-05-12 16:36

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  I have been guilty of this myself, sadly.

  This is Christianity summed up: the world was perfect, until we messed up. So God changed it as a punishment, which is fair. He could have sent us straight to Hell, but instead he sent Jesus to take our place and save us. Because people are incapable of being good enough on their own to get out of the punishment. So all you need to do is believe in Jesus to be saved

  2025-05-12 12:17

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  I have been guilty of this myself, sadly.

  God isn't evil. The world is designed to be temporary, which is why it's based on Entropy. People being evil doesn't mean God is evil. He gave us free will and he lets us use it. Everything we think of as evil is us going against what God wants us to do.

  2025-05-12 11:56

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  Damn

  You have to set it up first with a snap down or a punch.

  2025-05-12 10:57

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  Happy Sunday, fellow Christians

  Exactly. "Love everyone" unfortunately gets twisted in some churches and becomes "Accept non Christian beliefs into the church." Like doing lgbtq and gay marriages, that the Bible specifically says is wrong. It's Christian to try to help and care about everyone, but not to just validate everyone.

  2025-05-12 02:08

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  meme

  I almost missed the JFK joke

  2025-05-11 17:28

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  Fat

  *You get home after having RFK Jr babysit your kids and theyre all watching this

  2025-05-11 10:17

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  Oh well

  Girl: how much money do you make? Me: It's in the millions. Girl: how many millions? Me: 0.03 million.

  2025-05-11 10:03

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  Ninja HH

  Do you like fish sticks?

  2025-05-10 20:21

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  Deepo the fish is literally a Home Depot pun, I’m broken

  They had to decide between naming it Deepo or Homo

  2025-05-10 00:15

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  NEXT!!

  But what if I offer you... TWO Applebee's gift cards?

  2025-05-09 23:59

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  Me every Sunday morning: why even bother

  I want to break free

  2025-05-09 14:18

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  American Pope Leon is here with memes

  SUBmarino006 he meant the Catholic church is no longer run by real Christians

  2025-05-08 20:12

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  where's the list, Pam?

  He's probably using the list as leverage against people. If he releases it it'll be at the end of his term. I hope he does. Epstein kept names as a tool, so it makes sense for Trump to use the list the same way

  2025-05-08 14:49

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  Air defence system HQ9 got fried in Lahore

  What was it made of? Cotton candy?

  2025-05-08 14:43

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  Getting robbed with headphones on: elite oblivious mode

  *Music from DOOM starts playing

  2025-05-07 17:29

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  Insert

  

  2025-05-07 12:46

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  When someone casually asks about the dinosaur named Thanos

  Layperson

  2025-05-07 12:33

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  2nd times the charm

  Honestly not particularly. Why?

  2025-05-06 23:36

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  All art is political? Bro I drew a tree

  Property rights

  2025-05-06 09:26

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  It can't win

  If you use a leg does it count as kicking the gorilla?

  2025-05-06 02:12

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  At ground level...

  They cut all the beams while clearing out the rubble.

  2025-05-05 21:21

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  It can't win

  Animal_king, Only like 10 people have room to actually fight it at a time. Rotate out so it's constantly fighting rested people. After a few hours when it's exhausted all 100 people dogpile it and it's strength won't matter. Then finish it off.

  2025-05-05 18:38

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  Fixing weyb

  EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

  2025-05-05 01:58

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  I've heard other celebs and film-industry workers say bad...

  Chuck Norris is so tough his tears can cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.

  2025-05-04 22:37

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  Title

  Ammo won't fill the hole in you. But it can put holes in others, which is also pretty cool

  2025-05-04 22:04

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  I have been guilty of this myself, sadly.

  I don't mind. First, why do you say that God would have to be evil? For me it was unfairness. Im a firefighter and see some crazy stuff. And the question I always asked was, how could God create the world the way it is and still be good. Or, why would He let this thing happen.

  2025-05-04 21:44

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  yeah

  Or a cheeseburger

  2025-05-04 17:37

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  LET'S GOOO!!!!!

  Looks like someone uploaded Mortal Combat into that thing

  2025-05-04 17:29

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  I have been guilty of this myself, sadly.

  I thought that for a while but I don't any more. I have an explanation if youre interested

  2025-05-04 12:29

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  I cannot WAIT to see Leftists simp for Russia now that he...

  This doesn't discredit them, it is to say they did everything they could and were heroes. They needed the allies to help for any of their liberations to last. Without the allies, they still were able to fight the Germans from the underground

  2025-05-04 11:26

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  I cannot WAIT to see Leftists simp for Russia now that he...

  True. Partisans did a lot of sabotage and a huge amount of fighting. They fought all they could for the whole war, and then ramped it up when they knew they could sustain any areas they took.Because they knew they didn't have the equipment or numbers to defend a city for years with conventional warfare. So a lot of places were liberated by the resistance when the allied army was weeks or days away from reaching them. it was a combined effort.

  2025-05-04 11:16

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  I cannot WAIT to see Leftists simp for Russia now that he...

  In the Pacific Australians, British, others, and Americans (Americans were the biggest group) fought on hundreds of islands and in Asia. Almost no prisoners were taken in the Pacific, just like the eastern front. About 3 million Japanese soldiers died, only about 40,000 surrendered in combat

  2025-05-03 20:08

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  I cannot WAIT to see Leftists simp for Russia now that he...

  In Europe the US, UK and others (more US by numbers) took out North Africa and Italy before the mainland invasion. Plus they took places like Crete, destroyed the kreigsmarine and most of the luftwaffe. Then when they did invade, they fought all the way into Germany. They took 2.8 million prisoners and killed about 300 thousand. On the eastern front prisoners weren't taken often, so it was more brutal, but the total number of german soldiers was similar. (3.3 mil on western front, 4 mil eastern)

  2025-05-03 19:30

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  I cannot WAIT to see Leftists simp for Russia now that he...

  I get what you're saying, I just disagree. German navy and air defense became less of an issue as the war continued. the resources that went into Barbarosa wouldn't change the outcomes of the western air and sea war.

  2025-05-03 14:50

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  I cannot WAIT to see Leftists simp for Russia now that he...

  I'm not defending standard oil, I'm defending the US. The eastern front would have been harder for the Russians if the US wasn't bombing German factories. Also, almost no german ships were sent to Barbarosa. So since wegained sea superiority in real life, that part isn't hypothetical

  2025-05-03 14:16

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  I cannot WAIT to see Leftists simp for Russia now that he...

  WW2 would have most likely been a lot bloodier in the west on the ground, but we would have still gained sea and air superiority and dropped some nukes by August 1945, so the war would have lasted about the same amount of time. The US and UK did take out Italy, and we look out a lot more Germans than Italians, so I would say we were descisive

  2025-05-03 14:08

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  I cannot WAIT to see Leftists simp for Russia now that he...

  Russia didnt end WW2. They just got to Berlin first. We would have won without russia because the Manhattan project was originally meant for Berlin. They shortened the war by a few months but it was a combined effort. The reason that the other allies didn't get to Berlin first was because they were slowed by the supply chain that stretched halfway around the world. Even then it was close. One on one Russia would have lost to Germany. Not to mention that they were allies at first.

  2025-05-03 13:50

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  I cannot WAIT to see Leftists simp for Russia now that he...

  I'm all for this. Let's also celebrate victory over Japan on September second

  2025-05-03 12:37

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  Mouse just claimed squatters rights inside the cheese balls

  Those looked like freshly picked cheese balls, straight from the tree.

  2025-05-03 01:15

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  so I was innocently searching for paw balm for my dogs, w...

  Thanks for the advice David

  2025-05-03 00:44

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  wiping boogers on libtards

  Obviously because of the classic car

  2025-05-03 00:39

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  Coming soon to a town near you.

  Muhamed has had a more negative impact on history than 100 Hitlers. Islam literally hates everyone, so it is incompatible with everyone.

  2025-05-02 18:57

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  True

  If you drink a healthy amount of water then it won't make you thirsty unless you have diabetes

  2025-05-02 13:03

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  True

  We're built different

  2025-05-02 12:58

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  True

  Get that checked out. Craving water after eating sugar is a sign of developing diabetes

  2025-05-01 20:17

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  Wow probably one of the best burns in a Chemistry class

  If you didn't need the explanation, you are: Gold, Titanium, sulfur, titanium, carbon

  2025-04-23 12:10

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  The boys

  Bye memedroid, I'm gonna go touch grass.

  2025-04-18 21:32

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  The boys

  It also makes me think about how much room I have in my head wasted on the memory of memes.

  2025-04-18 21:29

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  When you can't cancel Jesus

  Imagine if the people you know really well hate you, and they do horrible things. They deserve to die but you sacrifice yourself to save them because you will always love them.

  2025-04-18 21:18

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  New tree

  Try and catch it. //

  2025-04-18 18:59

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  Zactly

  He had a deportation order since 2019 (basically a warrant)

  2025-04-18 18:31

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  lasso of truth

  Coloring books don't count

  2025-04-18 00:20

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  byee

  If youre gonna quit, why not enjoy the quit, with Charmin

  2025-04-17 18:28

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  MRIs really said: nightmare fuel unlocked

  That's what a *baby* looks like

  2025-04-17 11:24

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  Moderation is a shit show

  Dead memedroid theory. We should take a census

  2025-04-16 12:14

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  Propaganda go burrrr.....

  My point is that islam becomes a bad ideology when you take it literally.

  2025-04-16 10:53

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  Propaganda go burrrr.....

  There was the reconquista and 8 major crusades to try to get back their holy land and former territory. There were hundreds of wars launched by the Moors and Ottomons in the same time period, not to mention the initial invasion of the middle east that started it all

  2025-04-16 10:42

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  Propaganda go burrrr.....

  I was referring to 8:12. My point is that if you take the quaran literally and do what it says, you'll do what the Turks did. And that psalm is talking about what the Edomites did to Jerusalem.

  2025-04-16 10:17

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  Propaganda go burrrr.....

  Islam says stuff like "Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them" in over 100 verses and was written by a warlord who did that to innocent civilians and prisoners

  2025-04-16 09:33

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  https://www.404media.co/4chan-is-down-following-what-look...

  2 warring tribes of internet degenerates. they kicked a hornets nest of wierdos

  2025-04-15 20:51

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  Id watch a cookie monster horror movie

  His natural prey is Keebler elves

  2025-04-15 16:40

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  would you rather?

  I'll take number 2 please.

  2025-04-15 14:07

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  Nuclear power good

  You can bury them deep enough to never have radiation reach the surface. its called a deep repository

  2025-04-15 01:05

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  Lips

  Tom Hiddleston, Tom Holland, and Blenderstick Cookiebatch

  2025-04-15 00:42

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  population collapse is coming

  Getting shut down 1000 times and going on bad dates is worth it for finding the one. Besides, who cares what they say if they shut you down? You aren't the one missing out.

  2025-04-14 19:05

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  Home intruder had a bad night

  She already had some

  2025-04-14 18:01

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  Blue Origin all female crew pilotless rocket

  Katy Perry is getting shot into space! But she's coming back

  2025-04-14 16:50

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  are you worried about AI?

  Artificial intelligence is no match for my natural stupidity

  2025-04-14 11:13

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  England has fallen

  I had the same reaction as the guy in the tan shorts

  2025-04-14 10:41

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  Snacking on WHAT?

  Now give him steroids and creatine

  2025-04-14 01:21

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  We've all stuck it in some play doh before right?

  Green is the best flavor

  2025-04-14 01:12

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  III

  Disregard this comment please

  2025-04-14 00:57

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  III

  Maybe where you live, but the reverse has been happening where I live. We both live in bubbles though, so only time will prove one of us right. (Me hopefully). What do you mean "you people"?

  2025-04-14 00:40

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  "Push to activate" (pushes button) "Release to detonate"

  Your profile picture is hilarious, can I steal it for my Microsoft account?

  2025-04-14 00:13

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  III

  What scale is tipping?

  2025-04-13 23:58

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  methstreams.com

  And actvid

  2025-04-13 17:55

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  Just can't help themselves

  Tarrifs make prices increase, but not because of price gouging. Few products have every component made and sourced locally, so tarrifs affect more companies than is obvious. An "American" company isn't necessary only dependant on American prices

  2025-04-13 17:41

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