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  Well

  The statistics last I saw them said 1/5 women get raped/assaulted and 1/7 men do, but that's just men who reported it-so it's probably much worse Ps- anyone who thinks only men can rape is literally dumber than dirt and a waste of oxygen

  2018-06-27 17:33

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  Help me ref

  Ah the wholesome memes

  2018-06-15 01:59

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  In 2020 Cemetery's = Forrest.

  I think the idea is that your decaying ashes provide nutrition for the tree; the only problem is that the cremation process destroys all traces of organic and carbon-based matter, which is what the tree would be able to use to grow.

  2018-06-01 15:31

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  The Indian elite force

  But it's not though, this is a scene from the movie 12 Strong. That's Micheal Peña, Trevante Rhodes, and I think Kenneth Miller there in the right corner.

  2018-04-25 13:09

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  hentai too!

  Nani?!

  2018-03-11 01:59

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  Wut

  When the pussy beats you up instead

  2018-03-06 13:35

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  Millennial

  Actually there's a theory that Palpatine killed her; he embedded the fear of Padmé dying in Anakin to start his journey into the dark side, then killed her (by basically sucking the force out of her) and told Anakin it was his fault to solidify it

  2018-03-06 13:33

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  Gordo is the king of the friendzone

  They get together in the end, don't worry

  2018-02-25 12:59

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  Fuck

  "Where's that guy who was supposed to droid-proof our ship with CAPTCHA codes?" "Vader choked him for eating the last donut in the break room" "Oh yeah"

  2018-02-22 04:01

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  sounds about right

  We're not talking about thiiisss, or thisss, we're talking about THISSSS

  2018-01-16 04:46

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  fuuuuuuuuuuuture

  I legit sat there for a second wondering first how his microscope would work with the stage being so far away-then after realizing it was not a microscope wondering what he was going to cut with his laser "saw"

  2018-01-13 05:37

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  Ride with Hitler

  So the speed limit was reduced to 35 everywhere and there were lots of carpool groups set up

  2018-01-08 15:48

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  Ride with Hitler

  This is world war 2 propaganda, they needed to conserve as much gas as possible in the US- so there was rationing and a ban on "pleasure cruises". German subs were sinking oil tankers in the Atlantic & there was no pipeline from the TX and OK oil fields

  2018-01-08 15:41

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  True story

  You looked in a mirror?

  2017-12-22 16:01

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  Who?

  Hey man, birds of a feather...

  2017-12-16 03:36

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  Who?

  Owl try harder but it's hard to make these jokes soar, do you think you could be my wingman?

  2017-12-16 02:28

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  Who?

  Don't fly away! I'm talon you, those puns are funny! I'm owl ears to hear more

  2017-12-15 21:41

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  <3

  @limbripper So that's where you got the idea ;) you're so goddamn cute I love you

  2017-12-08 00:28

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  Gaming

  A monopoly of monopolies

  2017-11-17 01:58

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  Farts can be dangerous....

  This is what happens when you drop your Nokia in the toilet

  2017-11-14 18:19

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  I don't think he's kidding

  ;)

  2017-11-01 23:09

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  I don't think he's kidding

  Honestly I'm terrible at being mean, it's rare that i have a good roast. Also, I'm a she, not that it really matters

  2017-11-01 11:53

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  I don't think he's kidding

  Did you? Creepy. But maybe take pointers, note where it says, "doesn't give a f*** about you or your worthless opinion"

  2017-11-01 03:47

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  I don't think he's kidding

  Have you read your birth certificate?

  2017-11-01 02:36

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  mmm

  Yes! I used to watch this VHS when I was a kid, thank you I couldn't remember the name

  2017-10-28 06:03

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  True story about gamers

  Sudoku*

  2017-10-19 19:30

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  That's fucked up...

  I can't tell what's more fake; the girl, the ring, or this meme

  2017-10-15 18:49

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  Let's have some fun :D

  "I'MMMMM READY!"

  2017-10-13 21:26

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  Them tits tho you straight know that's why he covered her

  ¡You tell him Abuela! (Seriously, @title, there's a difference between a dank meme and a joke in poor taste)

  2017-10-05 16:38

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  XD

  I was rolling to tame a wolf, rolled three 1's in a row, and molested him to insanity

  2017-09-29 17:17

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  owari no seraph

  Obviously these guys have never watched Attack on Titan

  2017-09-15 03:29

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  WEEB TRASHHHHH *triggered*

  Eljera

  2017-08-12 21:04

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  Go, you are free...

  I agree, and you can tell by the fact that the camera doesn't shake like they're suprised when the rodent gets hit :(

  2017-07-13 01:56

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  Oops

  Fun fact:although some people think that a toucans bill is solely for attracting a mate, its beak is actually used to get rid of the excess heat in its body. Toucans are also one of the only birds whose beak encompasses more than half its skull

  2017-07-11 22:29

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  Did u just find out?

  Filthy lies

  2017-06-22 22:16

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  oh fuck this

  I have a 5 inch scar on my ankle from one of those, everyone thinks it's a surgury scar and I have to explain that no, I'm just an idiot who didn't watch where I was walking

  2017-05-17 14:00

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  Anole is lonely

  For crepe's sake, let him in!

  2017-05-13 04:40

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  That leg point at the end *ping*

  2017-04-03 17:31

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  I ain't even mad

  Who has the time and money to do s*** like this?

  2017-04-02 12:05

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  Same difference

  All I want to know is where the goldfish went, like, is there a bag of carrots in the house with a funny smell?

  2017-03-07 20:12

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  . .

  Three of her kids were in Kung Fu Panda 3, they played the little pandas, including the one who got attached to Tigress (Jolie)

  2017-02-28 20:47

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  THE BEES, NOT THE BEES

  They call it the "honeymoon" b/c after someone got married everyone else would assume the bride and groom's normal responsibilities and give them a ton of honey mead for a month, during which time you were encouraged to procreate

  2017-02-22 03:52

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  .

  When your boss ups your responsibilities but not your paycheck

  2017-01-22 02:48

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  Strawberries sure have changed since I last ate one

  Unless the one job was to recycle boxes...then they succeeded

  2017-01-22 00:07

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  You sure?

  He does look a little stiff

  2017-01-01 18:14

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  Suprise!

  Or if you live alone

  2016-12-22 02:41

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  Squirtle on my jigglypuffs

  When you accidentally comment on a meme and can't get rid of it

  2016-12-15 15:01

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  Snip

  I enjoy your idea of "less work" lol, but cutting someone else's hair is considered assult soooooo...

  2016-12-15 14:59

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  Perfect for doing homework

  It's called AxiDraw

  2016-12-08 21:36

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  College

  This feels like the kind of meme a teacher trying to look hip with students would print out and post in their classroom

  2016-12-08 19:49

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  When you want to be a smart a** but you know your mom wil...

  I thought it was funny, and icabballero commented so...

  2016-12-03 03:32

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  When you want to be a smart a** but you know your mom wil...

  Actually this is my aunt and my cousin, they're a funny bunch my family- my aunt actually outlawed the word "fart" when my cousins were wee ones

  2016-12-03 03:30

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  So satisfying

  It's called "Z Camera" in the google play store

  2016-12-02 18:25

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  So satisfying

  Mmhmmm, I got an app on my phone that makes gifs and I was killing time in Walmart. I do wish the pillow hadn't been an emoji face though...I still spent too much time derping with it

  2016-12-02 15:54

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  So satisfying

  Actually I'm wearing a snow coat, sooo

  2016-12-02 05:31

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  M

  If you're in a relationship where you'd rather feign sleep than be intimate with your partner, you should probably not be in that relationship. Sexual chemistry is important kids!

  2016-11-07 03:03

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  When you all want to die together

  It's a mama Cichlid fish, what she's doing is called "mouth brooding"

  2016-11-06 19:14

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  say CHEESE

  Thank you, his name was Arthas. He passed away a little while ago but he's still my baby

  2016-11-02 17:36

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  say CHEESE

  Wine as well

  2016-11-02 15:08

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  Yes

  I would guess a floormat, like the ones that are used for teaching letters, numbers, and colors

  2016-10-24 02:37

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  Koalified!!!

  That's what I call Koality TV

  2016-10-16 03:17

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  .

  Shingeki no Kyojin = Attack on Titan

  2016-10-04 17:32

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  The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog

  I found this is a store called "Happy Happy Joy Joy" in Reno, NV

  2016-10-03 11:03

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  everyone complains there aren't enough actual memes so he...

  Hey I can comment on my best friends meme all I want, there's no need for squeezing here! ...or is there?

  2016-09-29 23:07

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  everyone complains there aren't enough actual memes so he...

  This meme is awesome and I bet the OP is handsome and intelligent and always right :*

  2016-09-29 19:31

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  And the seat's still warm...

  I seriously love you best friend ♡♡♡

  2016-09-28 13:13

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  this may also depend where you live

  I love that there's a black panther reference here

  2016-09-27 20:36

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  Im not homophobic its just a meme

  And bees!

  2016-09-25 19:53

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  Im not homophobic its just a meme

  Cackles of hyenas are also matriarchal

  2016-09-25 19:13

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  Is this 2spooky?

  I've already started watching Hocus Pocus non-stop and injecting pumpkin spice directly into my veins...AMUCK! AMUCK! AMUCK!

  2016-09-25 04:50

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  Hans

  ^ she's right, you know

  2016-09-17 00:47

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  #truth

  Yeahhhh...here's the thing...people will fight no matter what their supposed "cause" is, whether that be religion or that waifu is not in fact laifu, as your profile suggests. Also, you meant its, not it's. Have a nice day

  2016-08-25 02:50

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  #truth

  I have a coexist sticker and a "cant we all just get oolong?" sticker, but since I'm also a living history actor for the Renaissance time period, I also have huge amounts of weaponry at any given time in my car

  2016-08-25 00:38

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  best show in history

  Phalange is medical jargon for a finger

  2016-08-20 22:48

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  Oh my...

  What is this meme? What the F*** Fox?

  2016-08-14 22:53

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  fuck you faggots

  Hey look, it's the PR guy from Niantic

  2016-08-02 17:59

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  Reasons I really don't enjoy children.

  IE, if you broke a graham cracker and gave yourself half, then broke the other half into quarters and gave him two of those pieces, he would tell you when asked that he has more cracker. His reasoning would be that he has 2 pieces while you only have 1

  2016-07-25 11:49

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  Reasons I really don't enjoy children.

  The reason he's so upset is that kids that age don't have the ability to grasp abstract ideas. We know it's the same cheese in two pieces, to him the cheese is broken forever and can no longer be eaten (because it's broken)

  2016-07-25 11:45

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  No you

  Why would dermatologists hate her, it would make more sense if it said "makeup manufacturers hate her" or something

  2016-07-17 03:16

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  I wonder if the Cumming police find the humor in their name too...like they're arresting a prostitute and one starts giggling and the other one goes NOT AGAIN FRANK

  2016-07-15 23:53

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  Just crab stuff

  The crab equivalent of sighing

  2016-07-14 03:03

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  get rekt m8

  The worst part of this is you can still see his phone in his hand as he falls into the pool, I would've been pissed lol

  2016-07-08 18:45

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  to the next level!

  Guyssss the reason it disappears is because it's most likely loose skin from having a baby, look at her legs she's not obese

  2016-07-01 22:17

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  Godammit star wars

  If you make a movie 100% technologically advanced sometimes it's harder for viewers to relate-little recognizable things like corded headsets help people subconsciously put themselves more into the movie

  2016-06-11 23:43

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  Neptune was ugly in middle school . . .

  How bout we just don't call people ugly regardless of their chances to become attractive later on in life

  2016-05-31 02:09

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  After sexy time of course

  How about: I'd rather sleep on your chest than a small pile of strangly comfortable stacks of$100 bills and a note that says, "Your student loans have been repaid and there's a voucher for free food in here too"

  2016-05-28 23:31

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  oh steve

  IT'S STILL TOO SOON

  2016-05-26 04:44

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  Who brought fucking Orange Orange along?!

  Black and blue ramen...

  2016-05-26 02:06

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  Anime is Haven't you heard I'm Sakamoto

  Look at the title hun

  2016-05-16 22:11

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  This is gonna get intresting...

  All I can say is if this is true someone better take away the woman of the year award and give it so someone who actually deserves it.

  2016-05-12 18:31

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  Yea i did...

  Could you imagine living in one of those houses tho? Being able to see the pyramids from your backyard would be amazing

  2016-05-04 00:44

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  lol

  Finally! *screeches in excitement*

  2016-04-28 19:00

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  .

  Is anyone else loving that his name is George Percy? Clearly a Weasley in disguise

  2016-04-27 11:45

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  I'm blind this time

  I was just thinking this- as a college student working two jobs I'd give almost anything to be back in high school

  2016-04-23 03:45

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  Title

  I was about to say the same thing lol, imma buy my parents whatever the heck they want- being a parent is hard af

  2016-04-18 01:17

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  Poor dragon

  This always makes me sad for the dragon, he looks so cute and proud of himself until the stupid dovahkiin calls him names :(

  2016-04-17 01:56

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  Cleavage- The tendency of a mineral to break along flat ...

  This meme is geologist approved

  2016-04-09 21:14

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  Spooky ass bus

  Crash

  2016-04-06 19:52

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  Poor ChewChew

  nnnnnoooOOOOOO

  2016-04-03 03:37

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  Zootopia was good

  Lol "16.7 oz"...seems legit

  2016-04-02 01:38

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