Artorias

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I treaded the Abyss, but when I stumbled...I no longer walked alone

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Artorias | 2014-05-23 22:00

I think my computer decided to take the bandwidth of the entire eastern seaboard

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Artorias | 2013-01-05 00:00

lurker shark

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Artorias | 2012-08-26 13:01

lol

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Latest comments

Op can go and fuck himself
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

2016-07-21 07:39
+5
fuk da blm
my ancestors were still enslaved by England and worked on the railroad with African americans. Yeaaaaaa Irish

2016-07-18 15:08
+4
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As a Hindu myself I'd like to point out that no where in the scriptures does it claim to be the only way

2016-06-20 11:31
+3
liberals please
He got us out of the great depression what sources did you use to say he did the opposite of great, coservapedia?

2016-05-15 10:18
+2
liberals please
People do realize that FDR one of the greatest if not the greatest president in history was a Democratic socialist right?

2016-05-14 17:32
+8
Sorry I didn't have enough time for a longer meme.
Everyone knows Anor Londo girls look the best. Amazing chest ahead

2016-04-26 09:02
+3
Its raping taim
Yea because after getting raped the normal response is to go to tumblr and not the police

2016-04-25 11:35
+1
Tranny Beatdown
I never understood that whole say it to their face thing. like If I believe something I don't care how big they are I'd rather have a broken nose for standing for what I believe in than roll over and be a coward

2016-04-21 11:43
+9
One thing that would help would be to stop hiring Zac Snyder to write and direct them

2016-04-16 09:44
+5
'Murica
Ben Affleck makes a great Batman actually. It's not his fault that his debut was in a Zac Snyder film

2016-04-04 15:23
+4
Ignore the critics. See the movie
Solid 7/10 was better than expected (not the biggest Zac Snyder fan) but I'd still recommend seeing it. Just go in without any expectations and decide for yourself

2016-03-28 21:15
+3
Old school runescape was awsome
Fuck yea Runescape been playing on and off since 03. It's too much of my childhood that I just keep going back to it every once in awhile

2016-03-14 01:26
+2
~(˘▾˘~)
the dude looking one is in fact a female. Not that that doesn't make it better or worse just saying

2016-03-14 01:23
+8
Just like getting married.
I got an Xb1 and it looks great for me. The fire especially is some of the best looking I've ever seen in a game

2016-03-13 14:46
+3
Hurrtoreeas
Oh my dear Sif, let the last of my light guide you out of the darkness....

2016-02-12 02:44
+8
yea
Also as of the new 52 flash is technically the strongest super hero. Faster than an ato second motherfucker so stronk

2015-12-10 15:02
+4
welll one word...... Triggered
You do realize that until the brain develops we are literally bags of non-sentient meat right? So as ugly as it sounds if the brain has not developed yet the fetus is biologically a mass of tissue

2015-12-05 19:03
+4
Hail satan
I guess you can argue that in media it is the symbol of Baphomet(not Satan) however in the occult its still a symbol of protection no matter which way you turn it. If a draw a smile and go to the other side its still a smile

2015-12-05 15:54
+8
Hail satan
A pentagram and an inverted cross. Classic symbols of Satanism that don't have a damn thing to do with it.

2015-12-05 14:48
+16
America...you are what's wrong with the world
It's not the religion. Saying all of Islam is like ISIS is like saying all of Christianity is like the the Westboro Baptist Church or all of Catholicism is like the crusades. You can't condem the many for the crimes of the few. That's not Justice.

2015-12-05 14:46
+30
Dickless for Michael Chiklis
Listen to what your leaders say

2015-11-15 12:25
+2
Dickless for Michael Chiklis
He didn't say homosexuality was okay, he said that while it is a sin it is between them and God and that just because they are gay doesn't mean they are going to burn in hell. Based on passed post I'm assuming your Catholic and if you are you really should

2015-11-15 12:25
+2
Dont, run, in, my, LOBBY!
Hooch is crazy

2015-10-11 20:46
+4
What are you?
I will fight for my Lord and conquer the abyss!

2015-10-11 18:38
+6
My friend just sent me this. I just cant even ( ͡° ͜ʖ...
It is a legendary

2015-09-15 23:08
+3
My friend just sent me this. I just cant even ( ͡° ͜ʖ...
What a broken ass fucking card 9 mana for a 10-7 that deals 8 fucking damage holy fucking shit. That would be so staple its not even funny

2015-09-15 21:27
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The Devil's puzzle
Its

2015-09-06 23:41
+6
No title
Artorias brand armor "It'll shine to the abyss and back!"

2015-09-06 19:14
+4
North Korean Propaganda.
We made a pact to never speak of that again! Also im aware of my past monstrous sins thats why I dont upload anymore. It was in my earlier days I got one original and two reposts to get past moderators. Now im atoning for those

2015-08-13 10:15
+2
North Korean Propaganda.
I see someone else is cracked fan

2015-08-11 16:51
+2
Better.
Better call the Ah Muzen Cab

2015-08-04 10:20
+2
Big difference...
Basically what am saying is don't be a cunt.

2015-07-07 11:38
+4
Big difference...
What does that have to do with anything? One's hobbies don't have anything to do with their accomplishments. I'm a hardcore Smite player and I'm working on my doctorate in Marine Biology. This guy is a brony but could also be CEO of some company.

2015-07-07 11:38
+1
It started with 50 shades and all went down hill.
Yes I sure do get invited to those

2015-06-21 20:49
+1
It started with 50 shades and all went down hill.
And they committed whoredoms in Egypt; they committed whoredoms in their youth: there were their breasts pressed, and there they bruised the teats of their virginity. – Ezekiel (23) : 3.

2015-06-20 12:18
+5
Nerds will understand
If your referencing the original comics you're half right. The red is indeed power however purple is space, reality is yellow, orange is time,blue is mind, and green is soul. please note that these are the comic versions and not the movie versions

2015-05-26 23:06
+3
why is rpg so hard
Actually you are close. The third panel is referencing Gatsu or Guts from the Manga/Anime Berserk which is Hidetaka Miyazaki's (main dude who made Dark Souls) favorite Manga. Artorias' design is inspired by Gatsu

2015-05-26 05:41
+4
*gets moist*
Commenting for name

2015-05-25 21:52
+7
*Shifty eyes* I'm on to you...
I have too much blood in my coffee system

2015-05-25 00:46
+1
Bring out the fanatics
Fun fact Hinduism actually had about 330 million gods

2015-05-25 00:45
+1
What would you do
Ask myself why I keep mirrors when I dont even want to see that. That's why I stay in the dark.

2015-05-22 06:55
+3
Intel
Guy becomes strongest being in the universe after an INTENSE three year work out. Now he beats everything in one punch and is bored. Hijinks commence.

2015-05-17 18:04
+3
"I EJACULATE FIRE"
FLAGELLUM IS PAIN

2015-04-19 16:44
+10
Fancy cheese
What a grate idea

2015-04-18 20:01
+30
*Grabs popcorn*
*ahem*Depends on the time this would take place. If Thanos had the infinity gauntlet they'd be super fucked. He wiped out 50% of the universe's population with a thought. oh not to mention the celestials who are so powerful they don't care about anything

2015-03-28 06:06
+1
St patties day in Nebraska
Probably not since Irish is a nationality and not a race

2015-03-14 21:28
+4
Nope.
Unless god says to kill and pillage then its okay. Right? numbers 31:17-18

2015-02-25 07:10
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Lol
I can't see blues so it looks purple to me

2015-02-25 07:03
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Comment your favorite one
What ever happened to Robot Jones

2015-02-20 01:40
+1
Oh silly democrips and rebloodlicans
Yea like those gay people in India who are jailed or the people in Iraq that are jailed or killed if they're caught with their lovers. Totally an upbringing thing and not something your born with.

2015-02-17 06:25
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and the abyss stares back

2015-02-14 04:21
+4
iceee
I want this because of reasons

2015-02-08 23:56
0
mine was tomb raider
Dying Light. Fuck

2015-02-06 06:31
0
Krillin being smoother than his scalp
*Smooth Krillinal

2015-02-06 06:22
+3
She said yes! Its easy to find, just google "LCS Marriage...
He leads the league of legends

2015-01-25 17:30
+1
This really hits home for me
My first and only concert I've been too had these guys as the closing act proceeded by machine head, all that remains, and the black dhalia murder. It was as brutal as you'd expect.

2015-01-17 03:31
+2
I salute this man
I know the feel

2015-01-16 04:58
-2
Yum Yum Oh wait....
Its called the bleeding tooth fungus and while the mushroom itself is poisonous the red liquid is antiseptic and antimicrobial

2015-01-13 04:02
+1
try it ;)
Snortwo. Snorlax plus Mewtwo

2015-01-09 15:37
+2
I think superman would win...comment war step 1
If you use Goku's Super Saiyan God form you also have to use Superman while he's Superman Prime. And as much as I hate superman, superman would win. He's written to always win. he has literally infinite power

2015-01-06 03:14
+4
i choose recursion
You know I may not believe in an afterlife but that doesn't mean I dont want there to be. Stop acting all badass you know damn well that anyone of these is better than nothing

2014-12-27 11:35
+7
the secret santa
Thor is 1000% percent

2014-12-27 10:38
+7
Deals too good
It came out right before my surgery so lets just say I may or may not have put almost 300 hours into it already

2014-12-26 11:47
0
Who's your favorite comic book character?
Aquaman

2014-12-23 19:00
+1
Imortel Arnold
In the Predator EU humans are the most respected prey right after the xenomorphs

2014-12-22 16:40
+2
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If you find this book for anything that's not over $120 grab it. Its worth between that and $150

2014-12-21 20:12
+9
This is it. The end of a mystery.
Is that its stomach or do they carry their eggs like Empoleons?

2014-12-21 19:04
+56
traumatized. Yosuga no Sora
Skipping this one on the watch list

2014-12-20 15:52
+11
Im going to try this out see how it goes.
What have your bird eyes seen? All.

2014-11-23 05:19
+5
Title went for a run... Around the world...
This couldn't happen unless he had neural inhibitor. The flash can vibrate his molecules through solid matter.

2014-11-13 16:05
+1
Ouch
I like how the adds at the bottom only compliment the burn

2014-10-23 06:37
0
12th comment is blind
They finally made it into an anime! so excited!

2014-10-18 10:25
+7
pen balancing owl
owlllllls! everyone is found of owlllls!

2014-10-17 04:33
-1
excellent physical condition
commenting for place

2014-10-09 16:52
+1
Anime is better
commenting to save name

2014-10-02 12:48
+2
o.o
Dude55555 you da real mvp

2014-09-22 14:31
+1
TELL ME A SCARY STORY COMMENTORS
I figured they would tell Darkseid story's. There's something about a godlike being that even superman needs help with that is just slightly scarier than a super intelligent clown with ASPD

2014-09-19 09:32
0
Please somebody anybody bring this amazing show back
clone high

2014-09-14 14:31
+1
Lucky....
Since her medulla oblongota wasn't severed I wouldn't count this as a "miracle" but she is an extremely lucky woman none the less and I'm happy she lived

2014-09-08 13:40
-2
title laughs
I am afraid

2014-09-03 18:30
0
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grandma be lookin like nightmare from metroid fusion

2014-09-03 18:27
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healthy Bilbo
I have a gerbil named bilbo

2014-09-02 13:00
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talking about mistakes
it was a dark time for my people

2014-07-27 10:57
0
tell me your new super hero name!
just another black man in America

2014-07-24 11:32
+2
surrendering is not an option

2014-07-19 19:46
+1
flat is justice
thanks for name first poster

2014-07-18 14:53
+14
Movie is kung fu hustle
so fun to watch when drinking

2014-07-14 22:08
+46
now we are fucked
fuck yea aquaman!

2014-07-09 00:20
+2
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You have agreed Shek'nibija, probability God of the 47th plane. this is only the beginning. You must sacrifice 9.65^4.6148 Zebras on an alter of D20s before it's too late!

2014-07-05 12:55
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brb
due to my extreme allergy to the entirety of legumes(the vegetable sub group responsible for protein and fiber) I physically can't be a vegetarian because I'd die of malnutrition. oh darn

2014-07-05 03:15
0
....
I need this because of reasons

2014-05-26 18:35
0
Mother of universe
in bed lookin at the ceiling like

2014-05-18 14:03
+1
want now
I have these! they are pretty okay actually

2014-05-11 12:10
+2
Dez feelings
this messes with me on so many levels

2014-05-09 18:47
+3
saw the episode and couldn't sleep after it.
those people are japanese living on a volcanic island

2014-05-09 14:07
-1
kinda creepy photos
except for that brain eating ameoba that lives in the water around the island. its thecreason they closed it

2014-05-08 23:43
+3
ninth comment has a turtle. what's his name ninth comment?
we have to make offerings so that we dont get eaten after mating

2014-05-06 00:01
0
Favorite Country?
@at gomer7321 there is a species of jellyfish called immortal jellyfish that just restart their life cycle at old age theoretically the very first one could still be alive makimg it somewhere around 5 million or so yearsold

2014-04-30 11:10
+2
lucky bastards
they also have 100% legalized gay marrige. talk abou social progress

2014-04-28 19:35
+1
DAAAAAMN! nature you scary...
looks like a mouth full of nope to me

2014-04-25 22:53
+1

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