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  Waiting for Cuckervatives to say there's no proof kidney ...

  Didn’t Obama give up 5 terrorist for a deserter who ran to isis?

  2019-07-12 02:08

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  Who else fell for this once?

  And this is why we log in with emails now lol

  2018-12-29 03:05

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  What does this even mean?

  No, your girl expects or else she’ll think you’re a beta male.

  2018-12-16 15:33

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  What does this even mean?

  Dude wants your girl but you’re the one going balls deep In her after work hours n he’s mean mugging

  2018-12-16 14:33

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  Italians can relate

  You can’t put any oil in the noodles while they’re boiling or your sauce will never cling to your noodles.

  2018-12-14 12:11

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  Ads be like

  Bitcoin miner

  2018-12-03 22:11

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  Why can't we do torrents....

  What kind of shows do you like?

  2018-11-22 15:21

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  Why can't we do torrents....

  I go through Netflix and end up on Hulu lol

  2018-11-22 05:30

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  In other news

  Another settlement needs some bug fixes

  2018-11-22 05:23

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  old buh gold

  Getting black out drunk often gives you a time-machine like affect.

  2018-11-22 05:22

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  Real talk though

  I’m at a drive-in movie theatre right now watching the new grinch movie. It’s ok.

  2018-11-17 23:04

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  PSP

  Using them for porn hub on WiFi.

  2018-11-13 04:03

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  Sigh

  Just ask your parents for it like me I don’t keep up with shit either.

  2018-11-10 09:47

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  pass

  13 months of deployment into the nursing home?

  2018-11-04 00:39

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  Ultimate

  *third screen* Because I’m an unemployed piece of shit that hasn’t moved from my chair all day

  2018-11-01 17:55

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  y my pp hard

  I just use an android charger when out of batteries lol. On Xbox.

  2018-10-28 22:24

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  Someone had to do it (not me).

  Half life 3 confirmed..?

  2018-10-28 11:02

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  Sorry little one

  I’ve just got done playing and it’s 6 hours later. It’s really fun and I love hunting!

  2018-10-26 06:09

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  When you are horny and she returns home

  That’s incest tho

  2018-10-14 18:36

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  right wing statists approved

  MAGA

  2018-10-14 12:31

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  Does Poison expire

  Stainless steel blades are less prone to rusting. All high carbon knives will rust. I have two knives in two different metals that are both stainless steel (M390 and s110V) s110V has some rust because it’s my EDC blade. Lots of sweat and stuff. Also note it’s stain-less not stain-never.

  2018-10-09 15:58

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  High SCHUL BLASTIC vest brand new in stores now for only ...

  You need at least a level 3 vest and helmet.

  2018-10-05 23:06

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  YES!

  2012 wants its gif back

  2018-10-01 16:11

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  Wheres my blinker fluid

  Don't let this distract you from the fact that Hector is gonna be running 3 Honda Civic's with spoon engines. On top of that he just came into Harry's and ordered 3 t66 turbo's with NOS's and a Motec System Exhaust.

  2018-10-01 03:09

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  Haelp plz

  I hear toys r us employees have a lot of holidays off now

  2018-09-23 13:51

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  Nope, take me home. ...

  When you realize it takes 24hrs for flex seal to cure 100%

  2018-09-23 13:45

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  Nope, take me home. ...

  At that point I’d be smacking that shark letting him know that I won’t go easy into that good night.

  2018-09-23 13:45

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  lol

  I dumped pubg for DayZ

  2018-09-18 16:13

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  lol

  No

  2018-09-18 16:12

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  Does it matter...??

  I’m white and we have one too

  2018-09-17 03:41

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  Been exactly 8 years since this

  Yes. At least in Texas.

  2018-09-13 06:03

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  JUST GIMME THE SHIRT!!!!

  To think he was willing to give a stranger a hug and he gets robbed

  2018-08-31 00:32

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  Tyler why did you leave me

  Any more info?

  2018-08-29 21:05

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  Begone Thot

  Between checks my bank account looks dry as a desert so I’m not complaining

  2018-08-24 13:19

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  high thoughts

  He was smart. Like creating his own electrical energy smart so no bill

  2018-08-24 13:13

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  So descriptive....

  I pay extra for no ads on Hulu

  2018-08-19 20:10

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  So descriptive....

  Hulu with no ads is awesome.

  2018-08-19 19:33

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  Ty for your service.. ...

  What conditions is this person enduring that they hate their job so much as to say this. To me this could be a management issue or this person could be having issues with other employees. I’m sure this is fake but firing an employee for saying they want to quit is not how it should work.

  2018-08-17 01:26

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  Every single time

  I feel you OP. I’ve always said my mothers never given me anything but anxiety.

  2018-08-06 13:18

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  LuLdAtMeMe

  My mom is on memedroid now I see.

  2018-08-05 02:51

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  His expression gets me every time

  Wish he would paint my bed room

  2018-07-29 12:49

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  Recommended for you

  Cody’s lab is awesomesauce. YouTube keeps fucking him over tho

  2018-07-17 13:23

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  Got em

  I’m sure a lot of people have.

  2018-07-16 21:20

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  Title

  *urge to slam the clam*

  2018-07-14 21:07

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  kkshg

  Club penguin raids were the best

  2018-07-14 21:06

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  Took this while pooping

  Yeah religion is shit. Separation between church and state is great but should be enforced way more. Religion should not mandate our laws. Only morals.

  2018-07-02 01:32

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  lmao

  Yeah those dogs aren’t meant to be walked like regular dogs because they can’t breath efficiently due their flat faces? Not sure but yeah she’s stupid for owning the dog and not knowing his/her limits.

  2018-06-26 04:38

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  No doubt...!!

  Are you also a member of the slick daddy club?

  2018-06-25 16:59

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  No doubt...!!

  No “fucking” tent is bad if you know what I mean.

  2018-06-25 15:41

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  Whoosh

  Looks like he double tapped it as well. Very nice.

  2018-06-20 19:54

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  Don’t leave streaks in the toilet. It’s impolite.

  I don’t like using public restrooms because people are nasty.

  2018-06-20 16:38

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  End the bloodshed

  How so?

  2018-06-12 20:04

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  End the bloodshed

  I ate some alligator tale last weekend. It was really good.

  2018-06-12 18:13

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  can i join.

  I think you are easily offended because there’s zero context there to be offended about and yet you’ve decided it is indeed offensive.

  2018-06-08 00:03

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  All hail the baron

  Why does baron look normal and the other kids (excluding ivanka) look like trump clones?

  2018-06-05 01:02

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  How's this supposed to work

  Looks like fun

  2018-06-04 12:41

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  Expert Solutions

  That would require a brain.

  2018-06-03 14:38

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  Expert Solutions

  Now glue the rest of the door you cut off to the end of the bathroom counter so you look semi normal with it closed.

  2018-06-03 11:56

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  RIP in pepperonis

  Looks like the soon to be on hospice squad

  2018-06-01 09:18

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  Follow 4 follow

  He had fake abs implanted.

  2018-06-01 08:55

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  O O F

  Germany still owes reparations

  2018-05-30 00:59

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  We all do it...

  No I have my own business and every call missed is a potential customer lost. I make people yard beautiful :D

  2018-05-27 20:08

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  We all do it...

  I have a job and need to hear my phone.

  2018-05-26 23:36

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  Well....

  I have $145 and I’m saving that to buy a kayak

  2018-05-25 09:21

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  We all know what he's thinking

  The guy sawing is about to shove the saw into his leg as well

  2018-05-22 21:52

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  ass

  I still use this set. It’s on my art desk rn

  2018-05-17 02:40

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  So Sad

  gets wife She takes all of his money and he can’t afford to do anything he loves

  2018-05-14 02:51

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  So Sad

  Getting married in a court or “chruch” does not matter one bit at all. Just have financial independence in a relationship. But also do things jointly. I would never rely on someone else for money no matter what. And I’d expect the same from my SO. But putting yours funds together to do things like a house and cars.

  2018-05-14 02:50

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  So Sad

  That’s what she thinks. The other half of his money goes to his second family two towns over.

  2018-05-14 02:43

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  hes going to live forever!

  Average monthly wage in russia right now is equivalent to 500 USD. Much prosper.

  2018-03-23 23:35

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  Enough of this “Movement”

  No colonel sanders yous wrong. Mama’s right

  2018-03-23 23:30

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  Nuke us please, we're done here.

  NEIN NAZI DOG! NEIN!!!

  2018-03-20 16:25

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  when the police evolve to start memeing situations that h...

  I’d prefer that over this. I miss a couple days and find memes that are funny but apparently it’s posted already.

  2018-03-14 19:55

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  when the police evolve to start memeing situations that h...

  I miss some days of memes and if I could delete I would.

  2018-03-14 19:37

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  Police dog retires after 9 years of service

  I think she was 12-13

  2018-03-14 18:06

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  food

  Exactly what I was saying.

  2018-03-14 15:25

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  Ass

  Yeah das rape. When you go to a new whole you need consent. Just think about from the other persons side. Would you like a finger in your bum as you get your blowie?

  2018-03-14 15:23

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  Police dog retires after 9 years of service

  Sadly German shepherds have a horrible life expectancy. I had to pick up a friends dog to put her in the truck to take her to the vet to be put down. She couldn’t walk. It was so sad. I miss her.

  2018-03-14 15:17

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  food

  I don’t think they’re minorities if you’re talking about South Africa.

  2018-03-14 14:53

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  but to answer your question, chicken nuggets.

  He was already eyeballing the menu

  2018-03-09 01:06

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  truth bombs hurt.

  I have a glock 17 with and extended mag of 26+1. Love it.

  2018-03-07 21:22

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  truth bombs hurt.

  I agree and somehow the NRA still has people loyal to them everywhere.

  2018-03-07 21:21

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  but to answer your question, chicken nuggets.

  Deluxe chicken nuggets

  2018-03-07 19:57

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  I hate school shooter memes but this made me lol

  Alright Alex jones settle down now

  2018-03-07 18:00

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  a pig named karma

  To possibly knock the animal out before cutting its head off? Idk

  2018-03-07 16:56

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  a pig named karma

  Doesn’t looks like they have a dryer so it’s possibly a clothes line.

  2018-03-07 15:41

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  d bag

  True.

  2018-03-07 14:49

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  all the other kids with pumped up kicks better run better...

  But you remember you left your phone at home.

  2018-03-07 14:26

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  d bag

  He’s on the shit list.

  2018-03-07 14:21

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  d bag

  D-bag- *banana peel slipping sound* Bird- bitch you thot!

  2018-03-07 14:10

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  d bag

  They do that in public so I hate to know what they do in private. Hope he doesn’t have an animal’s at home.

  2018-03-07 14:09

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  keep on I’ll bust the tastebuds out ya mouth

  The you act mad and say he wanted to do that.. But I still wanna go too.

  2018-03-07 14:07

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  keep on I’ll bust the tastebuds out ya mouth

  ‘We got coffee at home and it didn’t stop you from getting Starbucks’

  2018-03-07 13:40

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  d bag

  I hope that pigeon shits on him.

  2018-03-07 13:33

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  True

  Tends to happen when a country is nuked

  2018-03-07 12:22

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  Shot by his wife

  I saw this yesterday here

  2018-03-07 12:21

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  Rip

  I bought a spy book that had some pretty legit hiding spots for “intel”. I still have it on my moms bookshelf somewhere.

  2018-03-06 13:04

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  Rip

  Yeah it was but this one was first.

  2018-03-06 13:03

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  JUST.. I miss HER

  But no let’s try this. You graduate and you find out the only reason people were friends with you is because It was convenient at the time and everybody ignores you and you have no friends at all.

  2018-03-06 12:57

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  Cancer

  You have to do some recon before doing dishes to avoid this tragedy. Get a spoon and carefully move items to other side of sink. And then use spoon and facet to wash food down the drain.

  2018-03-06 12:54

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