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  Oh my

  Wtf I didn’t get married

  2024-03-17 19:35

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  Snorting cum

  

  2023-11-10 18:12

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  You might be a little prick

  what have I done

  2023-10-27 13:12

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  Hmmm

  The more you fuck around, the more you find out.

  2023-10-11 11:46

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  Me when my mom asked me to peel carrots when I was like 5

  That potato has PS1 graphics

  2023-10-02 20:31

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  Samuel L. Jackson ....

  So unrealistic. There’s no way a black guy would take a cooking job for some lab that’s under the damn ocean where people are experimenting on super sharks.

  2023-09-13 20:26

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  Shadow speaks the truth

  I WAS IN THE POOL!!!

  2023-08-11 16:03

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  Yep

  The mental gymnastics some people will do to justify killing babies.

  2023-08-07 15:48

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  Sisyphus?

  That rock looks Canadian

  2023-08-02 07:46

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  Memedroiders rising

  If you also include after death, that probably goes up to about 98%

  2023-07-28 13:20

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  Shrimp'n ain't eady

  Don’t look up shrimping on urban dictionary, worst mistake of my life

  2023-07-23 20:32

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  When the IRS Joins Your Discord Party

  One downside would be that the payments can’t be transferred to another person, so if you die soon after winning, your family loses out on a lot of money.

  2023-07-20 21:06

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  When the IRS Joins Your Discord Party

  The 1.28 billion would be what you get if you take payments over a 30 year period. If you take a lump sum right away it’s a lot less than the advertised amount.

  2023-07-20 20:59

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  That's one way

  Just stick your balls through and your fat should create a water tight seal

  2023-07-14 19:58

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  So close

  Doggo needs to turn off his auto-lock

  2023-06-24 18:11

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  Gamecube controller still GOAT

  Gamecube was too beautiful for this world

  2023-06-09 08:55

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  Not a bit confusing

  We have agreed that you are not orcs.

  2023-05-16 21:33

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  Wide Earp

  Blob Lee Swagger

  2023-04-30 23:40

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  No wrong answer

  There’s a nip in the air. Cold won’t be good for my crops.

  2023-04-29 21:47

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  aa

  LOTR The Two Towers also has one

  2023-04-15 23:39

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  He's right about that

  SODA!!!!

  2023-03-31 19:48

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  Don't worry, you won't need it anyway

  She won’t see you coming

  2023-03-22 21:27

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  Lol

  As a general rule of thumb, you should not ask for pictures of children from people you don’t know. That’s a good way to get on the FBI’s radar.

  2023-03-19 09:10

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  Atheism

  It’s like going to a restaurant, and the waiter tells you that a cook made your food, but you don’t believe the waiter because you never see the cook. So instead you believe the food developed over millions of years into the exact thing you ordered.

  2023-03-11 08:51

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  ‘Ol Faithful

  She’s a sturdy gal

  2023-03-09 09:19

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  Fucking yikes

  I think it’s more about the implication that they have the power to just take your car whenever they feel like it.

  2023-03-03 21:22

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  Get rekt

  Who has the most abortions? Uh, women?

  2023-02-22 19:30

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  February meme

  Some people celebrate spooks in February…

  2023-02-08 13:26

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  Plz let this pass. I need answers.

  You’re the presenter, you tell us.

  2023-01-18 18:58

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  Hah!

  If he doesn’t support them anymore, can he ask for our money back?

  2023-01-15 14:35

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  Hello

  In the first season he thought he had terminal cancer, and he wanted to make money for his children’s future.

  2023-01-10 21:24

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  2 memes in one

  Thank you, single use memes are destroying our environment

  2023-01-06 20:48

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  Almost

  I like my government constipated, so they can’t pass shit

  2023-01-05 20:23

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  Not crying at my homies funeral meme

  Pretty sure they have to sew the eyelids shut to keep them closed, so keeping them open shouldn’t be a problem.

  2022-12-16 13:33

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  A guide

  Try not to eat any crayons or lick any windows.

  2022-12-16 13:30

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  “my probation officer made me apply”

  I would just be myself

  2022-12-02 21:42

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  Patriotism

  I’m definitely xenophobic. Xenomorphs are scary af

  2022-11-21 21:41

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  poor Alvor

  I used to be an adventurer like you…

  2022-11-17 20:59

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  Oscar goes to

  Spot on impression of her mom

  2022-11-13 11:12

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  Never forget

  We probably would have had one less pandemic.

  2022-11-04 17:18

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  Yes. It'll leave me alone

  I’m kind of curious why it says, “end in failure”, and not “end in divorce”.

  2022-09-24 14:33

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  Filming a tornado from very near

  If a tornado looks like it’s not moving, then it’s heading straight toward you

  2022-09-17 07:39

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  Ooga Booga

  All of the white men work all day, We pretend to be slaves still anyway! They caught me toking, Now I am choking, Under the knee!

  2022-09-12 21:08

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  FUUUUU

  My cables never tangled because I only had one controller

  2022-09-07 20:06

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  Nice tip

  If I’m being honest with myself, I would have glued the big square and said close enough.

  2022-08-29 19:09

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  Saw

  Just because it’s not government mandated, doesn’t mean businesses don’t give PTO. I’ve never heard of a full time job in America that doesn’t give PTO and paid holidays. No business would be able to keep employees without offering that as the bare minimum.

  2022-08-28 16:05

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  Get rekt noob

  It really should be called anti-everything artillery

  2022-08-23 20:59

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  Classic

  Assassins Creed predicted monkeypox

  2022-08-23 20:57

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  What’s more efficient?

  It should have been 250 milliliters!

  2022-08-22 17:36

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  FBI and CIA

  We need those people around about as much as I need another hole in my head.

  2022-08-17 23:27

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  Fu k the gov wake up

  If you were to put your money in your mattress and not do anything with it, it would inherently lose value over time due to inflation. It’s not technically a tax, but the government basically causes inflation.

  2022-08-14 13:57

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  Record revenue increase but still raising taxes and sendi...

  The amount of money grew because they printed an ungodly amount of money.

  2022-08-11 17:26

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  Socialists

  Maybe some braided cable

  2022-08-05 17:08

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  Afraid of long flights?

  Sounds like a problem for the non sleepers

  2022-08-05 17:05

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  The struggle

  If the battery was close to dead when the alternator was changed, then it could have ran the alternator too hard trying to recharge the battery. They’re not designed to recharge a dead battery.

  2022-07-25 12:05

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  Say no to family

  N/A beer is like a vibrator with no batteries, it fills you up but there’s no buzz.

  2022-07-23 20:00

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  It seems his name is Hector

  The Hector Cinematic Universe

  2022-07-23 19:52

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  Agreed

  Squirrel shit- nutty

  2022-07-21 15:55

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  Postmodernism in a nut shell

  My gun identifies as a paper hole puncher.

  2022-07-17 21:59

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  Bottoms up

  I thought he was blowing a bubble…

  2022-07-13 16:12

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  i eat cheese… sometimes

  If you don’t accept that abortion is a tragedy that should only be used in rare cases, then there’s no point in talking to you.

  2022-06-30 12:53

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  So helpful

  I used the sweat shops to destroy the sweat shops

  2022-06-29 13:08

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  Kardashian in a metal concert

  Those guys are making an ass of themselves

  2022-06-21 15:02

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  oh god

  Bruh I thought Loki opened the Bifrost again

  2022-06-19 17:27

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  I can't see that well

  I need to get my son to help me print this out so I can take it to work and show the other dads.

  2022-06-15 19:20

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  I AM BACK BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  I bet geodes taste like grape snow cones

  2022-06-12 15:57

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  Dog

  Barkour!

  2022-06-09 18:03

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  GTA6 map leaked

  This game is gonna be nuts!

  2022-06-07 11:55

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  Wow that's cursed =D

  This is udderly disturbing

  2022-06-05 14:53

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  Bye bye

  He just needs to say he’s with the shooter, and the cops should let him in.

  2022-05-30 10:47

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  Uu

  I’ve heard that they did go in to save their own kids then stayed outside after that.

  2022-05-28 10:27

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  #29

  The globalists and the satan worshippers, Alex Jones told me.

  2022-05-27 17:30

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  Harold playing golf with daughter and son in law

  Harold, I taught your daughter how to grip the shaft properly

  2022-05-17 14:38

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  Listen to the FBI bro

  Is he typing with a slim jim

  2022-05-17 14:31

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  Gotta try this

  You know my cousin?

  2022-05-17 14:30

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  Goodnight

  *Yawns*

  2022-05-17 14:27

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  You suck at being poor

  You could brush it off a side with no gutter

  2022-05-15 09:49

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  You suck at being poor

  I can’t get over the fact that he pushed a bunch of that crap right into the gutter.

  2022-05-15 05:53

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  Florida man

  Stonks

  2022-05-05 14:38

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  Fit-teen dallas

  Literally 40 years ago in 1981, inflation was at 8.9%

  2022-05-01 10:05

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  (angry grampa noises)

  That’s exactly why they recruit high school kids. It’s easier to mold a young mind into an obedient soldier.

  2022-04-29 07:05

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  Instant humiliation

  Jokes on you, I’m into that shit

  2022-04-24 14:09

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  Jews

  Jews are always washing their hands

  2022-04-23 08:01

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  YMCA membership card

  Domo Bemo Re Re

  2022-04-22 12:58

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  Nice butt

  He’s pry just trying to smell his way to the fish market

  2022-04-22 12:57

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  must be tough

  I can’t afford to own a vagina, mines on lease

  2022-04-21 20:56

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  This is why you mark your stuff

  I can always tell which measuring tape is mine because it’s marked at 5.5 inches

  2022-04-15 17:09

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  Beached

  So that’s why the sea levels are rising

  2022-04-10 14:53

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  Rubbing my eyes

  I must be seeing things, I need to lay off the skooma.

  2022-04-04 13:16

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  Soup potato

  “Thanks, you too”

  2022-04-02 19:07

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  Uh oh

  What is this? A meme for ants!?

  2022-04-01 12:35

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  long live the king

  Donkey Kong after beating King K. Rool

  2022-03-31 22:10

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  Anon doesn’t understand

  Donkey was played by Eddie Murphy

  2022-03-29 18:13

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  Life isn’t about the breaths you take, it’s the momen...

  IAHFALTIHFAGT

  2022-03-28 18:33

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  Go to horny jail

  Or they put the filter on dry without putting some oil on the rubber seal first.

  2022-03-27 12:58

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  Dark souls II Chad

  I just got the platinum trophy for sotfs, and there’s definitely some bullshit areas in this game.

  2022-03-20 17:57

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  We are hosed

  Solar power is just a byproduct of nuclear power.

  2022-03-18 12:33

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  So depressed

  Those bastards lied to me

  2022-03-11 10:20

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  Nice

  He looks like a real stand up guy

  2022-03-08 23:24

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  Friday night

  Gotta be vitamins in there somewhere!

  2022-03-05 19:09

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