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  Egg Pricing

  Wasn't there a conspiracy that towards the beginning of 2022 there was a string of large commercial fires, including chicken farms?

  2023-01-13 21:44

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  What about

  Huh. Kevin Clash. I didn't know he was black. That means he doesn't need permission, he's already got the pass. Who knew Elmo was black?

  2022-10-16 21:08

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  Interesting

  Stores aren't racist. They simply lock up all the products that have a habit of walking out the front door without being paid for. So...

  2022-10-16 11:21

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  This guy, ex-crack addict, takes people from the streets...

  I see this and I just wish my parents would stop the meth. In their upper 40s and have 3 full grown kids but still. Tearing the family apart.

  2022-10-13 23:57

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  Work smart...not hard

  Send out a company wide email at midnight. It's a literal advertisement that he's still at work at that time. People have to notice.

  2022-10-13 01:11

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  Title goes here

  He was not happy.

  2022-10-11 20:01

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  lol

  Well that's a shame.

  2022-10-09 21:19

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  Dog protecting his owner

  They just want to know what happened to farmer Steve.

  2022-10-09 15:53

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  Galactricity

  You forgot Skype.

  2022-10-08 00:57

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  I don't have a clue where this comes from

  So THAT'S where all the music is coming from when you're blasting demons in Doom.

  2022-10-08 00:53

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  Married... without Children

  So, new Canon. Al Bundy won the lottery, and then changed his name and left his family so he wouldn't have to share it with them. Then married a spunky Columbian who didn't make him miserable.

  2022-10-08 00:49

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  How can he land with that thick fog?

  That windshield wiper is doing its absolute utmost

  2022-10-08 00:47

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  So damn true

  Where the Red Fern Grows

  2022-10-08 00:45

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  "This treatment will make it easier for drivers to see th...

  With the sun beating down directly on it all day long, it would glow strongly for several hours. It might get a bit dimmer really late when less people are driving, but for times right after the sun goes down it would be great.

  2022-10-07 00:58

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  Student scolds incompetent teacher

  This video pops up every couple years. Dude is probably middle aged at this point

  2022-10-07 00:51

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  Not creating new memories, but destroying the old ones

  Fun fact about Star Wars. Harrison Ford only agreed to renew his role as Han Solo on one condition. That he died.

  2022-10-07 00:46

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  Sticky sushi

  That thing would very quickly learn how to fly.

  2022-10-07 00:42

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  Did anyone?

  Yup. It was definitely a "Look at me fellow cool children" moment.

  2022-10-05 00:12

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  the end to a childhood legend

  This was still going on? Damn. I thought it ended shortly after the white ninja was a robot or something

  2022-10-04 09:58

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  slimed

  This is why slime is made funny colors

  2022-10-04 09:54

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  Quicksand really exists. It's not only in movies

  Also, it's not deep. Like... At all. Most pits of it are only a couple feet deep so even if you did sink into it, you can easily touch the bottom and then simply walk out.

  2022-10-04 09:52

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  Did anyone?

  It started at a school in the UK where the teacher was giving a lecture to 6th graders on responsibility. I'll let you think about why Spiderman

  2022-10-04 09:44

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  Title

  So I went and read 4 different sources about it. It does look a little suspicious, but not necessarily like they're trying to cover stuff up. Especially since it's not even pfizer themselves, but the fda itself. So... Yeah. Could be. But clearly clickbait

  2022-10-01 01:05

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  Title

  Alright. I looked it up. Not sure about your link, I ain't typing all that out to copy. A: It wasn't pfizer that said 75 years. B: The fda didn't say that was when the info gets released. They said that's how long it would take to compile and sort it all

  2022-10-01 01:02

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  Title

  No. I 100% do not believe that. No company plans that far ahead. I don't even think they've been a company that long. They wouldn't say that either, that's a PR disaster because it wouldn't even be trying to deny they're hiding something.

  2022-10-01 00:51

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  You can call me sexy

  I'd still be feeling like a million bucks. Though I'm bi... But ANY compliments are great.

  2022-09-30 23:38

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  Title

  75 years?

  2022-09-30 21:46

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  Gotcha

  I've seen much of the after. Not sure if it's here. But it basically immediately cuts out from where it was and goes to the person being lifted and set on a gurney and strapped down.

  2022-09-30 21:43

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  You can call me sexy

  What did you expect to happen? Guys don't get compliments. You compliment us at random, especially from a stranger, we carry that high for MONTHS

  2022-09-30 21:38

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  The perfect prank doesn't exi...

  "Get me to your supervisor!" The supervisor:

  2022-08-21 02:11

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  Somebody's in trouble

  

  2022-08-07 22:45

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  Yep

  Absolutely needs a raise. Immediately.

  2022-08-07 22:37

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  Make a wish!

  Why is this Dinosaur black?

  2022-08-07 10:28

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  J

  Can't be tight if it's a liquid.

  2022-07-24 19:36

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  Bikes

  So it's clearly only motorized two wheels.

  2022-07-24 19:29

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  Absolutely nuts!

  "He says... It's dark in here."

  2022-07-18 08:19

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  Let it rain..

  I'm OK with this.

  2022-07-18 08:10

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  This is how people who are bypassed in Canada behave

  Yup. In most states, it is illegal to drive in the left lane on highways and it is only to be used to pass. But since no one does anything about it, then it shall continue to be used as it has been.

  2022-07-12 08:48

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  Umkay..

  

  2022-07-10 19:58

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  Imagine being this triggered by a

  What is essentially just a clump of nerves that is still filling in and forming?

  2022-06-27 11:21

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  Imagine being this triggered by a

  Is it LIFE? Sure. Is it a HUMAN life? That's up for debate. Until it's even fully formed, can it really be considered a person? Cows are life. We slaughter them by the millions. Why is it so much more morally ok to slaughter animals than it is to destroy

  2022-06-27 11:21

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  I hope she reported him to twitter

  Mostly just loneliness and the state of the world and things around us. Always have been. I honestly thought I would have succeeded years ago before I ever got through high school but then got that friend and here I am, nearing 30.

  2022-06-27 01:55

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  I hope she reported him to twitter

  I've tried. I have two friends of mine that I want to keep living, and I honestly don't know if one of them would be able to go on. I live on, so that they will continue to do so.

  2022-06-27 01:41

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  I hope she reported him to twitter

  Kill everyone. Humans are a plague and we clearly have not been developing in the right direction. And before you fucking ask, because everyone always does, yes I will be the first one to line up.

  2022-06-27 01:36

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  I hope she reported him to twitter

  I said I don't care. Why do people do that? When they find an opinion different from theirs, they take something from what the other person said and twist it completely around for something that has no bearing on the discussion at all. You want my opinion?

  2022-06-27 01:35

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  I hope she reported him to twitter

  Right. I wouldn't give a shit. But I know I probably have a couple people that would be sad I'm gone after being friends for 10+ years, vs never even being fully formed or wanted.

  2022-06-27 01:16

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  Africa

  So they need MORE kids?

  2022-06-26 18:39

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  Perfect masterpiece

  This is absolutely amazing. Thank you. Sincerely, thank you.

  2022-06-26 15:35

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  Aw

  Apes will straight up kill the children of other apes so only their own survive. So... Yes, they don't kill their "own" babies. They kill others.

  2022-06-26 15:28

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  Bruh

  I love how slowly he turns around, like he's scared of what he's going to see behind him.

  2022-06-26 15:19

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  Disney be like

  Right. They have done this already. Multiple times. Princess and the Frog, Moana, etc. Those technically aren't even princesses so you can also say Encanto. Plus the older ones. Mulan, and Pocahontas.

  2022-06-26 15:16

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  Africa

  Africa doesn't need money or food donations. They need condoms.

  2022-06-26 15:11

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  What a reaction

  My friend's mother figured out my friend was pregnant because she turned down chocolate cake. Mothers are perceptive as fuck.

  2022-06-26 15:03

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  You can do it

  Alright! Let's get ready to be downvoted to oblivion again! Those "Hoes" complaining about abortion already use condoms! And birth control. Shocker! The group that enjoys sex and dreads the consequences... Does something about it!

  2022-06-26 15:01

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  Imagine being this triggered by a

  My personal opinion, again, is to let them do what they want. Personally, I don't give a shit. I don't put too much value in any human life, especially one that is still not even formed fully yet. Illegal/legal are human constructs designed to keep order.

  2022-06-25 15:17

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  Imagine being this triggered by a

  Now that's a gross misrepresentation and purposely bringing other subjects into a conversation they don't belong. The conversation was about abortion, so do what they want would also be about that as well.

  2022-06-25 15:09

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  Imagine being this triggered by a

  My personal opinion is to let the women do what they want.

  2022-06-25 14:12

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  Imagine being this triggered by a

  I said sometimes. Please tell me where I have had any kind of argument? I'm just saying why people are upset about it.

  2022-06-25 10:51

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  Imagine being this triggered by a

  I never said anything about illegal or legal. I'm just saying that every girl is freaking about it, not just hoes.

  2022-06-25 10:50

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  Imagine being this triggered by a

  It's not about adoption or having a child. Sometimes, an abortion is the only option for health reasons and the life of the mother.

  2022-06-25 10:40

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  Imagine being this triggered by a

  It's not hoes mad, it's all women. Whether they would ever actually get an abortion themselves or not, it's still a change that directly tries to control their body simply because they have a vagina.

  2022-06-25 10:35

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  True story, ask anyone

  Boom! Menopause.

  2022-06-15 09:37

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  Respect the flag

  G ood luck.

  2022-06-13 23:11

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  Wiggers

  People of Noncolor

  2022-06-12 14:30

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  Taking care of birb

  I was fully, 100% expecting this to end with a small "Chicken" on a plate.

  2022-06-12 14:26

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  Respect the flag

  Respect the flag.

  2022-06-12 14:06

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  Jenny

  Hugh... Neutron? What, is he just going to call everyone Jimbo and throw bananas at people?

  2022-06-11 14:55

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  Cheeeeese!

  From a show called The Detour, apparently.

  2022-06-10 09:47

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  Full revenge

  The holy trifecta.

  2022-06-09 17:47

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  Jenny

  That very well may be a very good reason. Why is a teenaged robot from a show from like 8 years ago being added to Smash? Yeah, she had combat abilities, but really?

  2022-06-09 17:46

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  Should be fun

  They've officially backed themselves into a corner.

  2022-06-09 15:37

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  caution... what happened here

  This is why I carry those "For Rectal Use Only" stickers around.

  2022-06-09 15:11

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  Jenny

  There is SOOO much My Life as a Teenage Robot porn. No one knows why, but Jenny has been getting a lot of porn lately.

  2022-06-09 15:10

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  (screaming intensifies)

  The never ending loop!

  2022-06-09 15:09

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  After telling girls their elbow won't touch behind their ...

  Back? No, no, no. You gotta tell them to touch their elbows to their belly button. That's the real magic

  2022-06-09 15:06

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  Erotic books

  I am an avid reader and major bookworm. I absolutely love me some erotica.

  2022-06-09 09:55

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  New Meme

  I'm in Oklahoma. One of the cheapest places in the US for gas. It's still 4.29 here

  2022-06-06 16:37

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  SAGGIN, huh?

  Sure. I posted above what it's rooted in. I'm sure it made it easier for sex though, that's for sure, haha.

  2022-06-06 01:03

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  #7745008

  Some violent tendencies. May act aggressive.

  2022-06-06 01:02

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  SAGGIN, huh?

  It was a baseless rumor. Does it automatically make it false? Eh. But it still has literally nothing to back it up at all. Not even an idea about where it came from.

  2022-06-06 01:00

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  Calling the herd

  I swear I heard the beginning of clapping when he stopped

  2022-06-06 00:50

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  One cannot kill birds but it's OK if they are already dead

  Cats kill for sport. They don't eat what they kill a vast majority of the time if you let them out.

  2022-06-06 00:48

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  SAGGIN, huh?

  It is not. It was fake rumor that was started. It did start in prison, but nothing could ever be found or substantiated for it being about sex.

  2022-06-06 00:45

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  Fook dat beach

  

  2022-06-06 00:42

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  SAGGIN, huh?

  Sagging pants actually started in prison because the clothes they were given often didn't fit. I guess they were practicing for when they get arrested.

  2022-06-06 00:34

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  The problem with boycotting the Olympics is all the neat ...

  Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

  2022-05-31 10:41

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  Team Rocket

  Meowth could have easily made millions just by selling his services as a translator. The fact that Team Rocket didn't clap his ass in chains and force him to just talk to pokémon all day baffles me.

  2022-05-21 02:28

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  Team Rocket

  Oh for sure. He is one of those so rich aristocratic families, he was engaged to a girl when he was just a kid.

  2022-05-21 02:27

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  Amber Turd

  If I'm already in hell and being punished, then you know damn well she catching these hands. I'm dead, I ain't a gentleman any longer.

  2022-05-21 02:05

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  I pledge 7 million dollars

  "Well I don't, Ms Heard."

  2022-05-21 02:00

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  Oh no

  I looked and couldn't find anything at all. Even this title is a gross misrepresentation. Overwatch claimed their highest twitch streams ever. Because you had to tune in for a beta pass. Once the pass triggered, 99% stopped watching near immediately.

  2022-05-11 00:48

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  Oh no

  It's not. It's under beta. All the shit happening to it, was from the beta, haha

  2022-05-11 00:37

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  Cold war

  God I know. I have seen the same thing and I'm like... I want to go back and rate them. I want those numbers to match but alas, I can never have that.

  2022-05-03 02:17

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  8D

  Electric cars are designed to lead towards better sources. It wouldn't need to burn fuel to charge the car if we had other reliable sources. Greater amounts of hydroelectric, solar, wind, maybe even nuclear.

  2022-05-03 02:15

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  Cold war

  Haha. Yeah. I can get that. Mine went the opposite. I got into the habit, and can't leave them unrated.

  2022-05-03 02:09

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  Cold war

  Jesus. You just... Don't rate at all, lol. What did you do, the old tinder swiping? Just keep swiping until you get a match eventually?

  2022-05-03 02:07

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  Cold war

  Same. I have this thing about making certain every meme I can is rated. If I have to go back due to my connection screwing everything up, I will. Can't help it sometimes.

  2022-05-03 02:05

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  yeah

  God this pisses me off so much as a tech support agent! "Now plug the green cable into the back." "But it's supposed to be a wireless router."

  2022-04-23 01:40

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  Fat

  I mean... It sounds to me like it's clearly trying to stop ads focused on "Sex sells."

  2022-04-23 01:30

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  rip eddy

  Ugh. Dang it. I got happy and had to go look it up. He's still alive.

  2022-04-23 01:25

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