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  paragraphdroid

  "You can't have female friends because you're just going to sleep with them but it's okay, my male friends don't want to sleep with me"

  2025-10-21 08:58

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  Gay people Thanksgiving

  False advertisement. Labeled as turkey but ingredients say chicken.

  2024-11-28 17:05

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  Lighthouse becomes an ice god

  Frozen Eleum Loyce

  2024-11-27 16:55

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  Pain

  Ah yes, Commander Gaius. That fight was a struggle for me. Until the final boss when I learned what a real struggle was. But I'm a glutton for punishment and love the struggle

  2024-07-11 23:13

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  Why?

  Tell a random person on the street to eat glue and they'll look at you like you're dumb but the second they read it online, suddenly it's a good idea

  2024-05-25 12:15

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  de/stroyed

  A pizza cutter. All edge, no point.

  2024-04-13 11:34

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  Congratulations, your phone is the new moria.

  If Gandalf was a mod then this wouldn't have passed

  2023-10-24 17:20

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  Wholesome

  I used to work on a tree farm at a nursery and one year one of the apple trees decided it didn't want to grow branches and all it did was grow apples. It was literally a stick growing out of dirt with apples all up and down.

  2023-06-26 13:48

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  Fortnite is gay change ymy mind

  Fortnite isn't alive therefore has no sexual preference which concludes that no, it is not gay. You could say it sucks it it's bad and from there I couldn't change your mind

  2023-03-30 19:04

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  The indecent

  Puri-puri Prisoner

  2023-03-25 11:57

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  People are never stupid. It's just that they are faster t...

  I like the one from Firefly better. "Clearly you were never burdened with an overabundance of education"

  2023-03-13 19:05

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  Burn!

  Yes, that's what "less flaccid" means

  2023-03-04 14:51

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  If you didnt watch these movies growing up then qe cant k...

  Neither of those are Die Hard or Home Alone

  2022-11-26 15:16

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  Perfectly disguised

  Can "bear"ly see it. I'll see myself out.

  2022-09-20 15:19

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  Epicly Jackie

  Broken leg, Rumble in the Bronx?

  2021-05-03 10:51

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  Steal the MEMElone

  Should be one of a thot defending her house from two invaders. Ho Malone.

  2021-04-22 13:25

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  Pitch a tent

  Fuck yeah, right in the shade.

  2020-10-24 10:06

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  Fifa

  People can't understand why other people spend money for skins but then spend $1000 on shoes with a silhouette of a man jumping like it's no big deal.

  2020-10-05 16:44

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  "Hello there"

  The last panel isn't there?

  2020-08-13 12:21

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  0/0=1

  Everything is divisible by 0. The answer is infinity. Therefore, 0÷0=infinity. The logic is I can divide my nothing into groups of 0 as many times as I want.

  2020-08-12 12:18

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  Possessed Cat

  A Langolier

  2020-05-12 12:54

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  and that’s a fact

  No thanks. I'll find a gf next 2020

  2019-12-10 11:11

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  Reddit author: u/danicermenskush

  That hand is bananas.

  2019-10-11 13:17

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  Denuvo pls

  Kill the king, the King is dead, long live the King. I AM THE KING!

  2016-02-09 18:16

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  Who wants to go to Cedar Point with me?

  Just a reminder, north =/= up.

  2016-02-05 04:56

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  Teacher thinks they are creative

  You can't divide by zero, even if you make the zero (10-10).

  2016-02-04 14:27

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  What do you carry, Memedroid?

  This is an awesome post OP! Can you show us what you use to wash your car next?

  2016-02-04 14:21

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  WoW vs skyrim

  Unfortunately Skyrim doesn't change much after level 4.

  2016-01-31 19:23

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  dumb ass bob

  If the earth was flat there would be an edge to fall off. We've sailed around the world and have fallen off no edge. Also, why is there a round shadow blocking the moon sometimes? Because the earth is fucking round!

  2016-01-25 12:20

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  All hail isaac

  This is that movie "Number 43" shit happening. For no other reason than I was bored and had nothing else to do, I started playing Dead Space 3 again. Now it seems everywhere I turn there is a Dead Space meme or something referencing Dead Space. Regardless, fucking love that trilogy.

  2016-01-25 12:12

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  Who remembers these

  Sock'em Boppers, Sock'em Boppers, more fun than a pillow fight! You can sock'em once, and bop 'em twice!

  2016-01-23 13:27

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  Fuck that pg-13

  "Superheros are made for kids." NEWSFLASH Deadpool is NOT a superhero. He is an anti-hero.

  2016-01-22 19:23

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  Flawless victory.

  Fucking Blighttown. Got there on NG+ and gave up. Didn't wanna go through it again. (Yeah, I know, I'm lazy, but I got plat trophies for Dark Souls 2 and Bloodborne so cut me some slack eh.)

  2016-01-22 15:10

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  foo fighters

  Very obvious which ones are just in it for the money.

  2016-01-22 15:01

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  hiho

  Maybe the parents buy their kids that shit because they're like, "Fucking kids, why did I have 'em when I was 16? I don't know what to do!" So they just toss a bunch of shit their way and hope they parent themselves. These are the kinds of parents who also blame TV shows for being a bad influence

  2016-01-18 17:53

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  dem sadnes

  So the world is destroyed by nuclear fallout and you expect the world to be pristine when you come out of a fallout shelter? .... Logic. PS, fallout.

  2015-12-09 01:18

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  Well you would only see darkness

  You wouldn't be able to see because there is no light. If you add light it will be too bright to see.

  2015-10-21 22:40

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  Gawker is the devi

  You mean Hulk Hogan made a sex tape and I haven't seen it? Shit.

  2015-10-12 05:12

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  S.O.A.D.

  Why'd you go and eat so many bagels? You wanted to!

  2015-08-22 13:42

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  do it

  Waerva had to close her slanted ruby eyes as her body servant squeezed and rubbed another clenched muscle into warm, limp submission.

  2013-08-10 14:43

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