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  Ouch

  Anyone else read this in the Batman voice in you’re head?

  6h

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  This 113-year-old color photo is cleaner than my front cam

  This sounds cool but the more I think about it the more it doesn’t make sense. I’ll ChatGPT it to see. Edit: oh wow, it’s actually totally true according to ChatGPT.

  2025-07-11 00:16

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  bro tried to 1v1 a rogue excavator

  You spin my right round baby, right round.

  2025-07-10 11:17

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  Job interview tip: don’t ask real questions apparently

  Interview starts* Soooo… do you like weather?

  2025-07-10 01:52

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  Lightning + fireworks = chaotic good combo

  That is absolutely awesome!

  2025-07-10 01:48

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  No client list? Yeah and I'm a virgin too

  Yeah I heard that industry blows.

  2025-07-10 01:47

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  Her chest won’t stop growing, but love fixed something

  When life gives you melons…

  2025-07-10 01:41

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  Minecraft loading trees like it's 2009

  I like how that looks. Why are we not doing this more as a society?

  2025-07-10 01:39

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  That’s your brain’s happiness protein at work. Also M...

  Cark

  2025-07-10 00:48

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  Wanna wake up next to you… but not at 4am

  Just change it to “I want you to wake up with me”.

  2025-07-10 00:45

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  How old are you? I watched the shuttle explode live

  I was in my early twenties when Harambe died and started the downfall of the USA

  2025-07-10 00:44

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  This unlocked a sound I didn't know I could hear

  “We weren’t expecting special forces”

  2025-07-09 03:30

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  Roomba’s doing rituals again

  How to use a “Luigi board”

  2025-07-09 03:27

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  Engineers explain this at 1AM challenge

  No it’s for enthusiasts. You can’t apex if there isn’t a corner.

  2025-07-08 23:24

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  Lol

  Hi, I am “interested to you”

  2025-07-08 23:20

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  Dude bench pressing a goose is peak news

  Surely there was an available park bench. Who bench presses without a bench?

  2025-07-08 22:13

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  Maga Maga ding dong

  Haha. What an idiot

  2025-07-08 21:46

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  At least two people had a good time on the subway.

  As the camera was panning upward, I was thinking “please tell me this isn’t a dude in drag”.

  2025-07-06 23:41

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  Wholesome. I am so sorry for this. I'll keep 'em nasty fr...

  That’s gotta be a terrifying feeling for a few seconds when you wake up and the baby is gone

  2025-07-06 23:36

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  Went for some bread and cigarettes. Brb.

  Deserved that. You could have totally proposed on the bank and it really wouldn’t have been any less romantic. 100% safer though.

  2025-07-06 04:09

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  A stunt worth reposting

  Red Bull may have been involved as well.

  2025-07-05 04:05

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  when you are brave but poor

  Mag “dump”

  2025-07-04 17:44

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  NASA found a metal rock worth 70,000 Earths

  Looks like an owl.

  2025-07-04 17:22

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  dongs in a list

  But is it “shift gear”?

  2025-07-03 03:11

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  This is why I binge body cam videos

  I love body cam footage. This one is right up there with the one lady who claimed her boyfriend was “overseas in Connecticut” Dumb hoe.

  2025-07-03 03:02

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  The world has gone mad

  

  2025-07-02 20:44

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  LOTR used a massive prop ring to nail that perspective

  F these ho s

  2025-07-02 20:37

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  Math + Star Wars + 10 min timelapse = nerd heaven

  Yeah that makes total sense. You will be locked in if you find something interesting. Crazy right?

  2025-07-02 19:42

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  Every nuclear boom since 1945 speedrun

  Would be cool if they added a manhole cover for a split second on the appropriate detonation.

  2025-07-02 01:57

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  Kel-Tec building guns from tupperware energy

  This is excellent I love my Sub 2000. It just straight up runs. Got a Holosun green dot on it and it will shoot good groupings at 100yds with just the dot. Not bad for a 9mm carbine. Paid like $450 for it. But yeah… Tupperware gun for sure.

  2025-07-02 01:50

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  China spy mosquito drone schizo apologies

  It would be fun to smack the communism out of one of those things with an electric fly swatter. You could also swat the drone with it too.

  2025-07-02 01:45

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  Wholesome cop moment we need more of

  A number 9 and two number 1s.

  2025-07-02 01:39

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  Abatis: when trees were OP defenses

  I’ll add this to my “when the ATF oversteps” album.

  2025-07-02 00:50

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  World’s smallest human or just my penis bro

  So does that bring down the national average?

  2025-07-01 10:57

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  Electron: doing wave stuff Human: looks Electron: nah

  It has stage fright. It’s very common. Leave the electron alone.

  2025-07-01 10:51

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  Bros b4 hoes

  Also a wonderful reminder that nobody wants to hear your stupid conversation in public. Tone it down.

  2025-07-01 02:22

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  She’s a 10 but would've been lobotomized in the 40s

  You had me at A-10 Brrrrrrrrrrt!!!

  2025-06-27 21:36

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  Smashing a Von Duprin after work hits different

  It’s fun to front kick those.

  2025-06-27 21:32

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  No filter vs filter challenge ruined again

  Hotrod filter

  2025-06-26 10:43

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  Very acceptable. Shame them into losing the weight.

  Baby got hooves.

  2025-06-26 10:41

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  would you still love me if i was weird? yes pls

  A knight in shining armor is tactically unsound. How about a knight in desert tan armor?

  2025-06-25 22:42

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  POV: you walked into a Walmart in Texas unprepared

  Basically everything in my Walmart is locked up because of theft. Yes I live in California

  2025-06-25 22:36

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  Neptune isn’t that blue after all and NASA fooled us

  Oh Neptune!

  2025-06-25 22:34

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  Karmelo Anthony indicted in shock grand jury ruling

  Not a Popeyes. That’s friendly fire.

  2025-06-25 22:03

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  just send one text bro it’s not that hard pls

  I have a friend who does this.

  2025-06-25 20:23

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  3D printed steak? I'm good bro

  Check out this 3d printed firearm

  2025-06-24 23:13

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  Big naturals vs generational wealth: the lore drop

  The wealthy don’t care about massive honkers. They prefer kids on an island

  2025-06-24 22:02

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  Betting on the hotline girl like my life depends on it

  Next video do the suicide hotline

  2025-06-24 21:58

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  Biblical license plate said don't come closer and I obeyed

  I tried to do 2KNG920 but dmv denied my plate with no explanation. 2 Kings 9:20 is just a scripture about a man who drove his chariot furiously. The plate was going to go on my Camaro. It seemed fitting.

  2025-06-24 21:56

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  To my brother: hope you're winning those silent battles

  7?! Bro I am really sorry to hear that! That is wild! I hope you find peace in healthy places. Glad to hear that you turn to the gym instead of destructive habits. That’s what separates the winners from the rest of the pack.

  2025-06-23 21:35

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  Cheating or just pranking?

  This would also work if you hit the ball fairly soft. It would be funny to get everyone’s attention with a strong hit and then do a short hit right after while they are watching. Weak hit with same powerful sound.

  2025-06-23 03:12

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  Imperial walker

  An eighty eighty walker.

  2025-06-23 03:07

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  meme

  The way the phrase is reversed because Yoda is speaking I love the attention to detail.

  2025-06-22 16:35

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  BAD. ASS.

  “That’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen.”

  2025-06-22 16:34

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  Lol

  “It” fell while it was trying to flash the crowd. I bet it bruised they/them tailbone

  2025-06-22 16:30

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  White culture

  An enormous potato

  2025-06-22 12:25

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  Don't forget west San Diego

  He’s one of those people that I would genuinely feel good about if he dropped dead. He has hurt California in a massive way.

  2025-06-22 03:29

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  Don't forget west San Diego

  You might feel differently if you lived here. I happen to live near the Bay Area and I have to say, it’s actually much worse than you think. I hate this liberal moronic state. I’m only here because I have family here. It’s like 300k for a trailer home over here. But of course those are the 55 and older trailer parks. Cheapest house I found for sale in the city next to me was 515k.

  2025-06-22 03:28

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  NYC friends inviting you over like it's not a shoebox

  Wow dawg! How many square inches is your crib?

  2025-06-20 14:31

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  Two guys turned Earth into sandwich in 2020

  An idiot sandwich indeed.

  2025-06-19 16:43

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  Me thinks y’all better leave him alone

  Multi course meal it would seem.

  2025-06-19 16:23

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  Be the main character, help someone today

  The train didn’t kill ya but I’m going to!

  2025-06-19 16:14

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  Habits of the 304

  Fabricated and straight actually

  2025-06-19 15:54

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  A man of his (pass) word

  Whoa that’s crazy. Mine is ********

  2025-06-19 15:51

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  Title

  Must have not been antifa. They don’t have nuts.

  2025-06-19 15:44

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  Sold the boss's laptop mid-interview. That's business, baby

  A deal is a deal

  2025-06-18 10:48

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  Class of 2025 got blessed with matching aesthetic

  This is so unbelievably stupid that my knee jerk reaction is to try and give the benefit of the doubt. That there must be some other explanation other than sub zero IQ. But the more I look at it, the more I am dismayed.

  2025-06-17 19:57

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  I'm not a cookie bro stop putting parchment paper on me

  Perhaps you are a snack after all?

  2025-06-17 03:04

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  Nature...

  Coral reefer

  2025-06-17 03:02

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  Does she not have mirrors?

  Was he getting pulled into her gravitational field?

  2025-06-17 02:57

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  Hydroplaning? Nah, bro. Just countersteer and you'll be f...

  Nah bro my controller disconnected.

  2025-06-17 02:52

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  Peace was never an option

  100 geese vs 1 Gorilla. I want to see it!

  2025-06-17 02:51

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  If at first you don't succeed, at least record it for soc...

  The lack of problem solving skills in this video just hurts me to watch.

  2025-06-17 02:47

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  Thanks

  Not even a pizza party. Wow!

  2025-06-17 02:44

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  When Pi refuses to end like a normal number

  Sorry there are only two genders. You have to pick a male number in order for it to be rational. There are now rational females.

  2025-06-16 16:33

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  He smiled at me. I had no choice but to adopt

  Ok but why were you filming in the first place?

  2025-06-16 16:06

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  Still banned from brunch over a lil thing

  Cheeky humor

  2025-06-16 16:04

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  Argos waited 20 years just to die happy

  The dog lived that long?

  2025-06-15 22:04

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  I can't work today; sending video explanation.

  Pspspspspspspspspsp

  2025-06-15 21:53

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  Am I pegnate?

  “Starch masks”

  2025-06-15 12:32

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  Just in case you were needing some inspiration

  Man if he crashed with a microwave as a helmet, he’d be cooked

  2025-06-15 12:25

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  explain yourselves ladies

  DIS! GUS! TANG!!!

  2025-06-15 12:23

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  Lil bro

  Bro got bodied!

  2025-06-15 05:23

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  Porsche 911, hopefully on an empty wide road cuz no seatbelt

  “God forbid a man have a hobby”

  2025-06-14 03:32

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  Boeing stock drops 8% after latest crash

  Their stock tends to follow the physical trajectory of their aircraft.

  2025-06-13 11:29

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  Kissing at the North Korean ski resort challenge

  A ski lift that can hold Kim?

  2025-06-13 10:48

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  He said no pink in September and I’m seeing red

  For sure! Send me the school address.

  2025-06-11 23:40

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  That fake disappearance test hit harder than expected

  Commenting so I can come back and watch with sound.

  2025-06-11 23:39

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  Limp Brisket

  It’s just one of those days where you don’t want a fillet cut.

  2025-06-11 23:35

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  This ain't Mexico

  

  2025-06-11 23:15

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  Also SOME bugs are attracted to phermone-like chemicals r...

  Idiot bug! Ha!!

  2025-06-11 23:10

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  Moo

  Indeed. Goes right in the feed ramp.

  2025-06-11 23:06

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  Malinois energy got me rethinking everything

  Good stuff

  2025-06-11 10:57

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  This puppy learned cat to win her heart

  Not a meme but I’m ok with it in this context.

  2025-06-11 10:54

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  Hovering moon lamp (if you can position it just right)

  “I’d hit that” -Asteroid-

  2025-06-08 03:36

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  Boom today

  No… pretty sure he’s with the devil.

  2025-06-05 10:53

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  Same in Britain only we aren’t kicking enough out

  Amen! Send em all to Gaza.

  2025-06-05 10:44

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  Obesity kills more than guns but we march for neither

  I think an obese march would be incredibly destructive to the surrounding area. Especially if they marched in sync.

  2025-06-05 10:41

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  They still out here dreaming big and swinging hard

  I believe this is the definition of adding insult to injury.

  2025-06-05 02:29

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  Asked Dad what he wants for Father's Day... mistake was made

  The “Where’s the money Lebowski” soundtrack would be a nice edit. Would totally change the vibe.

  2025-06-05 02:26

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