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  Maybe I'm dead and don't even realize it

  That's about 20,907,200 pints and alot of stolen traffic cones

  2022-10-29 04:41

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  The Swabbing

  It breaks down phospholipids cell layers like on the virus... and pretty much every cell in our body... people drink this stuff it really isn't good for you

  2022-03-07 10:52

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  Huh...

  It would the clouds and debris in the atmosphere would block the sun and help cool the planet at the same time killing most life on the planet

  2022-03-03 11:49

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  Fun times

  Majority of forces in Europe were the British empire America only came across to steal German nuclear scientist

  2022-01-04 07:40

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  Based states

  Less people getting tested means less reported cases

  2021-11-05 11:34

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  Let's go ice cream man!

  "The whole secret lies in confusing the enemy, so that he cannot fathom real intent"

  2021-10-31 11:07

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  Femtard

  Tried milk from a male cow once was thick and gloomy can't recommend it

  2021-10-25 10:32

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  Had my sausage out ready to go

  Worked as one for 2 years, yes you do get offers but normally very creepy people and you have to pay for there order as the manager doesn't accept the driver getting a blow job as payment

  2021-10-16 21:19

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  what is happening rn( ఠ ͟ʖ ఠ)

  Wish this drama happened I just got cats interrupting lectures

  2021-10-07 21:22

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  Porn addiction vs having a real girlfriend

  Never had your WiFi die mid wank into your fav porno? It's sad man

  2021-10-07 21:20

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  Bowow o woa

  Has nothing to do with Brexit new tax laws meant that alot of HGV drivers were getting screwed so left there job Whilst normally agencies would bring in eu drivers new laws means a huge amount aren't qualified in the UK to drive HGV (no specific licence)

  2021-10-02 16:24

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  Tat

  The French have been helping and escorting illegal immigrants over the Channel Some said French border force didn't care when they found them in backs of lorries and let them continue into British territory before informing us

  2021-09-25 16:10

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  Lol

  Fluoride is good for your teeth Dentist

  2021-09-20 16:54

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  lmao

  Hey you wanted freedom they have the freedom to say no I'm not renting no matter how petty the reason

  2021-09-16 20:40

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  Challenge accepted

  You can't whilst seamen may contain urine you can't empty your bladder whilst ejaculating, the brain sends a signal that blocks the bladder from releasing. You can use this if you need to pee but can't find a bathroom just walk around with a boner instead

  2021-09-12 16:49

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  Shampoo

  Humans can be eaten cannibal tribes named explored us white pig, walking pig, pig pig because we taste like pork... apparently...

  2021-09-07 20:06

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  Science goes brrr

  Advanced is when you look past chromosomes to actual dna and genders found in dna (I am not explaining this but makes an interesting lecture) But fun fact you can have XX chromosomes and be male And XY chromosomes and be female

  2021-09-07 19:56

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  Why can't we all just get along

  Nope game boy and game boy colour, 2 release dates 2 different consoles can't play colour on ordinary game boy And the ds grouping is massive split into ds and 3ds (separated by compariability again) and it falls of top 3

  2021-09-07 19:54

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  z

  He didn't even blame the stingray whilst he was dying

  2021-09-07 12:21

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  Science goes brrr

  Actually basic biology dictates 2 genders advanced biology numbers it in 1000's but such miniature differences are impossible to tell most the time so is left as 2 ish (depending on hermaphrodite status)

  2021-09-07 12:18

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  Why can't we all just get along

  Not true in terms of singular consoles sold not grouping different consoles under the same name its PlayStation in top 3 And if you think pc cares if it's the most popular "console" there's over 2.69 billion pc gamers in the world making it top

  2021-09-07 12:14

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  Vs

  They made it free cause Scots lack the teeth to treat

  2021-09-06 13:14

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  Vs

  It's because Americans bleach there teeth and the older generations in England didn't have braces Most under 40's have great teeth But we let the yanks believe this they don't have much else going for them

  2021-09-06 13:13

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  Come Back, Please

  Comeback so I can shoot you in the face easier

  2021-08-21 12:06

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  Start the wars

  Its so bad in Britain guy fawkes had the right idea

  2020-05-13 21:22

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  Wash your fucking hands

  Dirty hands was definetly rubbed by a dick and balls

  2020-03-17 07:32

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  that's my fav

  Fun fact the chello player happily stayed as he knew he could could later float to safty on the string instrument

  2020-02-11 05:25

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  Damn it Jonathan

  Im a Jono never meet a Jonathan called Nathan

  2020-01-30 19:07

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  Tank man

  The video shows him talking to the driver of the tank whilst stood on it noone is sure what happened after the video ended, it was a rumour they just ran him over spread by american news although he probably was killed in the aftermath

  2019-11-01 09:28

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  gun control is like feminism for politicians

  I think the point is we dont sell cars to drunks but sell guns to violent people

  2014-09-17 01:03

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  They spelled Chuck Norris wrong.

  thank you someone who knows the difference between venomous and poisonous

  2014-09-05 07:23

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  3?

  I have a third nipple and I'm a guy

  2014-03-20 19:46

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  lazy

  ^also what videos is he downloading

  2014-03-13 22:21

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  'rmany

  human taste of pork cannibals would call us walking pig or pork pork

  2014-03-13 07:50

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  God

  but theres only 4 fingers

  2014-03-09 17:03

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  Life hack

  ^^im a guy and they appear all over my house

  2014-03-08 20:59

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  MURRICA

  you just have to burn it all

  2014-03-06 20:24

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  Tootin Putin

  ^sorry ignore

  2014-03-04 13:17

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  Tootin Putin

  ^no he wants Ukraine's oil

  2014-03-04 13:16

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  Tootin Putin

  ^no they want the oil Ukraine was trading with them that could end with this new president

  2014-03-04 13:11

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  Jesus Christ, why?!

  a hundred million a billion is a million million

  2014-02-26 17:57

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  Nothing at all...

  pretty sure war has caused numerous genocides aswell

  2014-02-13 18:45

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  what?

  dog looking a boss

  2014-02-12 13:06

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  I want jump out of this plane right now

  who listens to porn full blast

  2014-02-12 13:04

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  just me??

  waiting for nude profile pictures

  2014-02-12 13:02

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  Ephixa

  whats the intervention about?

  2014-02-04 20:02

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  sure

  I'm scouse people don't understand me

  2014-02-04 05:56

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  LOL

  ^^ the world isn't north America and and I accidentally started a economically debate

  2014-02-01 16:01

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  LOL

  ^the economy is more screwed if Germany went down actually

  2014-01-26 15:50

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  yftxirirvcfgfccfvkbdlddhdi

  how we forgetting Stalin

  2014-01-20 19:49

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  hockey players are the toughest athletes in the world (ru...

  just saying hockey isn't actually a contact sport it's ridiculously violent yes but not a contact sport check it if you don't believe me

  2014-01-15 19:03

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  the more you know

  it was a accident it exploded and instead of burning for what they thought would be a few months at most it's still going pretty cool though

  2014-01-13 18:54

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  Go the F( )K to sleep

  I can make the noise of a dying giraffe south park has taught me well

  2014-01-12 13:06

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  any one else?

  that noone ever was

  2014-01-12 13:02

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  if animals don't turn into zombies ofcourse

  ^rage over now

  2014-01-07 07:03

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  if animals don't turn into zombies ofcourse

  venomous. nothing will happen with poisonous ones unless the zombies eat them big fucking difference!!! one means dont eat the other means don't get bit by!!!!

  2014-01-07 07:03

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  NO GAY WARS IN COMMENTS!!

  the girl behind checking out her boobs too

  2014-01-06 07:02

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  5k dong

  muscle weighs more than fat and takes up less space. so you can be skinnier yet heavier

  2014-01-05 17:49

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  dem british

  not been invaded in over 900 years either

  2014-01-01 18:32

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  going to try this

  am I the only person thinking the boards been set up wrong ...

  2013-12-27 19:28

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  *Title went out shopping*

  or twighlight fans

  2013-12-26 08:36

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  poor brian

  ^^^ nope that's invincibility immorality just makes you forever young

  2013-12-24 05:06

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  Silly British

  ^id vote for him

  2013-12-24 04:55

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  poor brian

  ^^^^ I was pointing out he could still die even after taking the pill

  2013-12-23 19:14

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  poor brian

  immortal doesn't mean you can't die

  2013-12-23 16:04

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  mine is metronome if you know what i mean

  acid

  2013-12-22 18:55

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  Hmmm

  

  2013-12-11 11:35

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  cookie

  is the devil salad then?

  2013-12-11 11:32

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  º

  5 speed vw fox

  2013-12-08 05:46

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  Such Grumpy, Very Cat

  ^^^^ nope anyone who knows anything about the actually sinking finds the movie funny it's that bad

  2013-12-06 10:57

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  Good luck, man

  ^and Miley Cyrus ones aren't?

  2013-12-06 10:12

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  Mt.Rushmore

  it's so Canada can fuck you up the arse America

  2013-12-05 19:18

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  Dumbass

  to be fair its that inaccurate it's like saying twighlight is a vampire movie

  2013-12-03 19:16

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  He's right.

  so fluffy

  2013-12-01 03:37

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  How I feel inside

  I bite

  2013-11-23 17:27

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  hi.

  run Forrest run!

  2013-11-23 05:08

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  British accent

  you'd quickly tell a scouse to shut up

  2013-11-22 05:38

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  loading...............no comment

  yeh who wears skinny jeans tsch

  2013-11-22 05:12

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  True story...

  doesn't reopen incognito just saying

  2013-11-21 18:21

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  Anti drug Preventions

  

  2013-11-18 12:05

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  star stuff

  carbon is also in glucose and glycogen which is in out bodies...

  2013-11-15 17:00

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  Women Super Heroes

  

  2013-11-12 19:33

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  happy birthday to you!!

  run bitches run

  2013-11-12 19:31

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  Shady to the rescue

  but murder is illegal...

  2013-11-12 19:31

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  this is why woman

  I count 3

  2013-11-10 14:01

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  cool WC

  only the best

  2013-11-08 14:30

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  meeeeeeee

  fail all the exams

  2013-11-05 10:33

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  Nice Poem

  not bad

  2013-10-31 18:36

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  what ammo?

  didn't scroll down for minute or two...

  2013-10-31 18:33

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  Can we please have these signs everywhere?

  Da fuck

  2013-10-31 18:31

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  ← Previous

  06/08/1945

  2013-10-30 22:01

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  troll dad

  so close

  2013-10-29 14:34

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  damn straight

  break all the things

  2013-10-29 12:36

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  xbox1 or ps4?

  @title ps4

  2013-10-27 20:42

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  Pretty scary.

  I hope you died like the other repost

  2013-10-27 17:56

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  like a boss

  he's holding a croc not a gator... just saying

  2013-10-27 17:54

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  Things u would like to kno

  that's a point in the roof of your mouth that's tickling

  2013-10-22 19:09

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  favorite band?

  

  2013-10-20 18:33

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  favorite pokemon?

  pikachu

  2013-10-19 17:04

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  Phobiality

  *sneezes* sorry I'm allergic to bullshit wait never mind only a cold

  2013-10-18 16:36

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