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  To serve and to troll

  Pizza boxes aren't recyclable.

  2023-01-02 04:32

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  Ironic

  You're the kind of git who would feed gremlins after midnight...

  2022-12-22 20:57

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  Managed expectations

  Because Dad flakes out and doesn't want you and Mom doesn't want you to find out your Dad's a douche until later in life

  2022-12-12 22:59

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  Me too, paper towel dispenser.... Me too

  Me too dispenser. Me too

  2022-11-17 21:02

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  But who would drone the weddings...

  If you could stop tanking the minimum wage, and fucking with inflation, that would be great.

  2022-07-22 02:19

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  Gubmint

  You cannot be prolife and refuse to acknowledge the mental health crisis and rising gun violence in the US. Of course the second amendment is sacrosanct. Cars are less lethal and require training courses. Why not guns?

  2022-07-22 02:17

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  Gubmint

  Requiring a temporary removal in cases of abuse or self harm is just the smart thing to do.

  2022-07-22 02:15

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  Opression

  She works an international league in the off season because WNBA doesn't pay. She knows not to carry. The drugs were a plant to use her as a political pawn. Russia is afraid US might stick their nose in Ukraine.

  2022-07-18 09:10

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  Opression

  The US WNBA doesn't pay her enough to live on so on the off season she plays for an international league. She has for years. She was framed. The drugs weren't hers. Russia is using her as a pawn.

  2022-07-18 09:05

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  The Olsen twins

  This is only one of the twins and the older sister.

  2022-07-12 04:59

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  Lol

  Follow the kittehs. They have a symbiotic relationship, and use Roombas as enjoyment and sometimes for hunting purposes

  2022-06-29 00:33

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  It is true

  Commutative property mate. Prior to NASA bc maths

  2021-08-16 21:43

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  First 10 callers get a free wasp nest

  Somebody tell him about murder hornets. Problem Solved

  2021-08-09 08:33

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  Moves

  Especially if it's plugged in, with goodies in it

  2021-08-09 08:12

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  The true first creature

  Also This is incredible it implies Elizabeth has surpassed Victoria in popularity and longevity despite the Crowns troubled history. She does her best to serve the people as best she can. Try to do that job.

  2021-07-26 22:43

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  OSHA

  Right? Legendary Backhoe skills.

  2021-07-20 01:44

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  nose hair

  This is why you stretch the booty. You gotta warm it up adequately. ..or build a bench. She can use her legs, and you can watch the bouncing

  2021-07-20 01:41

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  Interesting

  Don't tell Sheldon

  2021-07-20 01:35

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  Say Something Dumb - Well sometimes New York seems like a...

  Do you know about South America? It's like America, but South

  2021-07-12 08:54

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  Those things freak me out

  I said floo powder not loo powder!

  2021-07-12 08:48

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  Call it at a reasonable price

  1k per day for non acute care 2-3k for ICU

  2021-07-12 08:44

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  gross

  Considering Seattle is San Francisco Lite .... and the govt seeks to follow in that path...

  2021-07-06 04:40

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  Fried chicken though-

  Don't judge? Wait, don't judge the content that you have submitted for judgment?

  2021-06-23 16:09

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  Fried chicken though-

  How are search results a meme? Your standards are slipping Mods.

  2021-06-23 16:06

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  Title

  Yes it does. I cannot see anything but the error. Just like in stand up, a bad delivery ruins a good joke.

  2021-06-20 04:01

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  Irl shit going on.

  Same. Sorry OP. *hug*

  2021-06-18 22:54

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  female giants hmu

  Tall, worth the climb.

  2021-06-12 20:02

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  the snowmen army will fight till Valhalla

  Calvin was here

  2021-06-11 01:33

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  Just thought I'd stir the pot and drop this here

  There is no database or collection house of data for officer involved shootings. Therein lays the issue. Prove that systemic racism is not an issue

  2021-06-06 17:13

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  New grumpy cat

  Kitty had never seen such Bull%*&$ before.

  2021-05-30 21:16

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  soup man

  His face says he's tired of that joke

  2021-05-29 19:09

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  Ah a good roast

  The gauntlet has been thrown.

  2021-05-23 00:08

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  "Black" bears be like

  Because I can remember a zoobook magazine I read when I was 9 but not my anniversary.

  2021-05-22 00:24

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  "Black" bears be like

  This is funny but also.... a polar bears skin is black and the fur isn't white. Their hair is a clear transparent keratin like ours that reflects and refracts the sunlight and UV rays to help keep the bear warm.

  2021-05-22 00:23

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  Little Dicks

  I bet for this situation there was an unmatch but is there an awww yeah, double-down smash button?

  2021-05-22 00:17

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  they are similar

  Nuh-uh. My gamer chair doesn't have a silly cup holder

  2021-05-18 10:06

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  300iq

  So... keep a sleeve of hot dogs at all times....

  2021-04-30 15:51

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  Gotta flick the straps man

  There's a law in WA state re. tying down and covering vehicle loads. A piece of plywood flew off a truck and the thin bit bisected a woman's face. She lived and championed tie down and covered load laws and restrictions.

  2021-04-06 14:16

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  I've wondered about this for a while

  You understand it's Make a Wish right? We go all out on kid's wishes. If it was actually allowed, we'd fly that kid and his whole family to the Bunny Ranch.

  2021-04-04 11:09

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  Crown

  Ok so I get that this is a funny joke supplied by an unsecured paint shaker... but why would anyone want that shade of yellow in their house?

  2021-04-04 03:16

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  Driving in the USA

  TLDR

  2021-04-04 03:14

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  memedroid

  Doesn't Mr Beast have a burger?

  2021-04-04 03:06

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  I've wondered about this for a while

  As a Wish Granter, it's your job to help them land on their true wish, but also something that is actually attainable.

  2021-04-04 03:03

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  Maybe I am a dragon fly

  And men get upset about orgasms... hey at least I didn't have to throw myself a funeral

  2021-04-01 23:57

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  Shocking...

  Not everyone gets to take the SAT. The test itself has a fee, and is largely taken by college-bound high school students. Minorities often fall lower in socioeconomic status and are less likely to finish high school overall let alone a test they won't need

  2021-03-23 01:15

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  What do you expect

  You'd be surprised how many are into consensual non-consent.

  2021-03-08 00:35

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  One of the best references Disney ever made love it

  Hello Doctorate in Education Jill Biden

  2021-03-06 00:13

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  You find the most beautiful art in nature.

  Somebody get that guy new shoes

  2021-03-06 00:08

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  Kamala vs. Grimace

  Keep your shitpost political memes off my memedroid

  2021-01-27 14:11

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  Violence

  If I woke up in that hat every day, I would choose violence....with zero remorse over the deathtoll

  2021-01-25 08:44

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  In a way....

  Task Failed Successfully

  2021-01-11 23:41

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  Sorry if its a repost

  Florida Man Attacked By Neighborhood Squirrel

  2021-01-04 02:59

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  huh neat

  Japan went too far and turned up Canadian.

  2021-01-04 02:56

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  You know

  Why do you have to be confused? A beautiful ass is a beautiful ass; it is okay to appreciate a thing of beauty no matter where you find it.

  2021-01-02 22:54

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  Merry Christmas

  Because certain... Trump .... Republicans... somehow assume that because people do not agree with them, then those people are not American and thus subhuman and not as important

  2020-12-16 22:29

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  2 vs. 1

  The gas tax, like earnings should be brought to match current inflation, and then infrastructure maintenance and repair would actually be funded. That will never happen because most Americans are morons

  2020-12-09 20:52

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  honestly

  Who wouldn't want to hang out with Keanu Reeves?

  2020-12-07 12:36

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  Hey are there any motorcycle enthusiasts out there ?

  Abed? Is that you? Is Troy with you? You know he'll be mad if you turn into a lightcycle without him....

  2020-12-01 12:38

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  run run run

  Plant your hooves in the folds, and bite do rag

  2020-11-03 01:06

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  run run run

  No one who cares about their horse's health would let this happen.

  2020-11-03 01:06

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  Literally

  

  2020-10-16 01:08

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  Yummy

  I dont know why I find this so disturbing.

  2020-10-16 01:06

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  merc

  If you're going to get one from Germany anyway do the Autobahn pick up, where you can drive round the country with it and then have it shipped home.

  2020-10-05 14:18

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  ha

  First of all, if he's my man, we have 250. And it doesn't matter who pays.

  2020-10-05 13:57

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  who ?

  Apparently at least 5. Who knew?

  2020-10-01 08:34

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  car full of bees

  Eddy Izzards Beekeeper:

  2020-09-19 17:05

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  Wtf!

  

  2020-09-19 16:59

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  search it up!

  Oh dont do it mate

  2020-09-18 00:53

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  Twisted fire starter

  Thats Trump. Oh dear is Trump a cat? News at 11.

  2020-09-15 19:54

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  Strawberry lips huh

  

  2020-09-07 18:32

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  Retarded

  Is it weird to anyone that OP says 'lost a friend,'... I thought you just shot them....I was so confused

  2020-08-27 22:44

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  nooooo

  Star Wars. Disney murdered Star Wars for the money.

  2020-08-19 07:20

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  This is the spot to hang handcuffs if you want to have so...

  Also handy for dry cleaning if your trunk still has all those bodies in it

  2020-08-19 07:08

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  This made me angry

  Male or female... because they both do this. Garbage people

  2020-08-13 05:35

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  Nice

  That escalated quickly

  2020-08-10 09:39

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  Sharp

  I thought it was the special rice burner attachment

  2020-08-08 02:40

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  Sharp

  Deluxe, optional equipment

  2020-08-08 02:38

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  Somebody give this meme a title.

  It was up her bum the whole time...

  2020-08-07 05:39

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  Yummo

  Could you imagine strawberry jam filled ones?

  2020-08-07 05:38

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  Yes

  The frog wins it by pointing out a logical fallacy in an idiot's argument.

  2020-08-02 11:16

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  True ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)™

  Not anymore... Asbestos was recognized as a threat by the clean air act in 1970 and usage began to curb. Asbestos was still used in homes through the 80s. General rule is you likely don't need to test for asbestos if your home was built after 1990.

  2020-08-01 07:58

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  True ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)™

  Asbestos was banned but remains in many homes built in the post WWII housing boom and beyond until asbestos, which was used as an insulator and flame retardant material. Asbestos was meant to originally both provide texture and add a level of safety.

  2020-08-01 07:49

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  True ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)™

  Sure we've progressed passed it but popcorn ceilings are famous for being made out of powdered asbestos...likely covered in lead based paint. Happy ceiling fucking. Watch out those side effects are doozys

  2020-08-01 07:46

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  Do it

  How is that still a thing?

  2020-08-01 07:42

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  Join the tabernacle of the Lord

  Nor actual intelligent life

  2020-07-31 16:42

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  Weiner cake

  What, in the name of coronary bypass, is this?

  2020-07-29 23:26

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  Breakfast Burrito,

  Awww Hai SpicyRice

  2020-07-27 21:00

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  Need a hug

  All the hugs. The answer is all the hugs..... if they hold still long enough

  2020-07-25 01:55

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  Supplies Needed

  Why are we not talking about the hand.... the shrink-wrapped, foam-packed, store-bought, human appendage.

  2020-07-16 03:34

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  Alabama 6942036014

  The Fuck Did I Just Read

  2020-07-14 01:19

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  wife of the year.

  you are ENTIRELY missing the point

  2020-07-12 11:33

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  wife of the year.

  found yourself a keeper

  2020-07-12 11:32

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  Don't disrespect him you monster >:0

  mess with the honk, you get the bonk

  2020-07-12 11:29

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  Yes it is

  try (Brooklyn) biltong... doesn't hurt your teeth, less preservstives, cheaper and available on prime.... every time they sell a pack, they donate a pack to a homeless shelter.

  2020-07-06 05:22

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  My gf

  Who is 'mygf?' How do I get to be one of those?

  2020-07-05 23:39

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  Me in quarentine with nothing better to do and bored out ...

  the horrors that poor machine has witnessed

  2020-06-04 04:09

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  F

  

  2020-06-04 04:06

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  You dirty rat...

  Truth in advertising

  2020-03-09 20:05

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  Indeed

  There are Roman roads centuries old that look better than this

  2020-03-07 20:51

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  I swallow/believe in you

  swallow figuratively, not literally

  2020-02-29 22:47

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