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  Don't let anyone bring you down, do what you aspire to do.

  I'm sorry, but in no world would you be able to be in a major ballet company with only a few months of ballet training.

  2019-02-26 01:10

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  HA

  Spelled the band's name wrong when it was literally right there...

  2018-04-05 23:27

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  I sleep with my boots on

  For warming my tootsies.

  2018-03-28 21:46

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  no survivors

  Why don't people know how to spell Kirstie Alley's name right?

  2017-04-18 20:59

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  raaaaape

  I live like 20 minutes away from Kalamazoo.

  2017-01-21 01:18

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  Dumbass

  There's 2 different pen colors? Or is that just me?

  2016-11-12 00:57

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  Swiggity Swooty, Uber come for that booty.

  I dont fuck with Uber. I live 30 mins away from that mass shooting that happened by an Uber driver. Not trying to die.

  2016-08-30 13:02

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  Le damn

  I'm just messing with you. But I actually really love the euphonium even though I'm a French horn player.

  2016-07-09 00:18

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  Le damn

  A euphonium is so much more than a small tuba. Dont belittle it, all low brass lives matter.

  2016-07-09 00:10

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  I'm a farmer hick, what are you?

  Fuck, guess I'm a confederate hick. Doesn't seem quite right tho. But then again I could be in the drunk kids part. That seems right.

  2016-05-27 19:02

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  feels

  I logged on to rs early today to see if it was still shity... it is.

  2016-04-20 18:34

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  My town is weird

  I won't tell you where this is but it's a very shity town. That makes a lot of cereal.

  2016-03-07 19:47

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  Really people

  It's simple truths

  2016-02-21 19:07

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  Really people

  What app is that?

  2016-02-21 18:18

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  True love

  Pretty sure he was on an episode of my strange addiction.

  2016-01-23 01:04

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  DO IT

  Irti thrig

  2016-01-13 00:37

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  Fedoras for the endangered corporations

  Blame wealthy racism.

  2015-12-28 01:40

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  Band members know

  Woooo mellophone!

  2015-10-27 22:56

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  Band members know

  Or when a baby hornet flies into your mouthpiece. Scariest. shit. ever.

  2015-10-27 22:56

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  What are you?

  I'm a fucking loser then.

  2015-10-12 00:58

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  face = 1-50 tiddies = 50-500

  Let's test it out, I currently have 25 followers. Let's see if I get more.

  2015-10-11 14:38

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  'merica

  I accidentally said soda once and my whole life was questioned. They didn't believe that I lived in Michigan.

  2015-10-11 02:39

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  If she's willing to hit someone, then she has to be willi...

  How to spot a fake feminist: ask them if they think women should be required to sign up for the draft. Or is it ok for a guy to hit a girl. Gets them every time.

  2015-10-01 00:11

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  Bloop

  Who ever did this, thank you.

  2015-09-30 15:08

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  Lets hope

  I was just think about how I didn't want to go to class tomorrow. Hopefully this will work.

  2015-09-23 19:30

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  I know we have a mystery machine that drives around, but I don't know if this happens in other states.

  2015-09-21 01:09

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  This may or may not be at my home town.

  2015-09-21 00:58

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  I crie evrytiem

  I wonder if I am the unplanned one or my twin brother is?

  2015-09-19 00:59

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  Top kek ayyy lmao

  Kirstie Alley is spelt wrong...

  2015-09-11 01:49

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  Blame other people's racism.

  2015-09-03 00:38

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  French Horn

  Anyone play the French horn?

  2015-09-01 17:54

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  The struggle is real.

  I ate a snikers better?

  2015-08-19 00:38

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  The struggle is real.

  Hint: it's not Wendy's.

  2015-08-18 23:46

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  The struggle is real.

  I've worked here for three years. We didn't have any thing else but those packets.

  2015-08-18 22:03

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  The struggle is real.

  You'll never know! Muhahaha

  2015-08-18 22:01

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  Feed me

  I have those plates!

  2015-08-18 01:56

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  Boom, you've been lawyer'd

  That's not true at all...

  2015-07-23 19:40

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  Wha

  Wut?

  2015-07-22 20:38

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  .

  Thanks!

  2015-07-19 11:18

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  .

  Nah it was just the normal settings I think.

  2015-07-19 01:53

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  Old but gold

  I will check back I'm the morning to see if I think it's still funny.

  2015-07-19 01:46

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  Old but gold

  

  2015-07-19 01:45

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  .

  Fastest game I played that won was 10 seconds I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed to brag about that.

  2015-07-19 01:36

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  Old but gold

  I may only find this funny because I'm drunk...

  2015-07-19 01:33

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  10/10 would buy

  I'm glad I wasn't the only one who read it as molecule, and was amazed by it.

  2015-07-06 17:00

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  Lol!

  Oh man that show was the best!

  2015-07-04 02:07

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  It works!

  

  2015-07-02 16:53

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  Which one is the horse?

  Is that her? I couldn't tell for sure.

  2015-06-28 02:49

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  It touched my heart

  I lava you!

  2015-06-24 00:53

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  Damn, look what inning they're in!

  My guess is maybe he is a burn victim, or he is really into twenty one pilots. I hope he's not a burn victim.

  2015-06-24 00:48

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  ...

  Killer Silver Eagle. I actually kinda like it.

  2015-06-22 17:02

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  Shut up and take my money

  Where can I buy?

  2015-06-17 20:33

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  My 50th upload (if it passes)

  Noble Kangaroo.

  2015-06-15 17:45

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  My face

  This literally happens to me everyday at work. I'm not mad it's just my face.

  2015-06-08 01:58

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  Money

  If it's legal tender it can't be denied.

  2015-06-08 01:54

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  Money

  Except you can't deny money.

  2015-06-07 22:21

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  I THOUGHT THEY WERE KIDDING

  Looks like they ran out of good ideas, but still wanted to make money.

  2015-06-07 01:34

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  What year is it?

  Digimon is awesome.

  2015-06-05 16:34

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  So much win

  Or here is a cool thing. If you have health insurance then contraception is free. Don't take it in the butt.

  2015-06-05 00:32

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  Volcanoes

  He probably did he was bat shit crazy.

  2015-06-02 10:47

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  Nightvale???

  I literally tried to post this same meme about 2 weeks ago. Wtf.

  2015-05-31 01:30

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  Boo!

  I guess I'm not sleeping tonight, or ever again.

  2015-05-30 00:38

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  Testy test

  If I try to defend myself my mom calls me a cunt.

  2015-05-29 14:20

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  This is how I want to go.

  It so adorable but awful at the same time. I don't know how to feel.

  2015-05-29 14:12

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  Hell yeah

  I think the main lesson is not to take away food from people or they will almost destroy your planet.

  2015-05-29 01:01

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  Hell yeah

  I'm not sure if it would be a fusion of them because didn't buu end up and the good side? Unless they piss off buu some how.

  2015-05-29 00:56

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  Hell yeah

  So excited

  2015-05-28 23:04

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  Triggered

  I hate how people like her ruin the decency of feminism. There are actual men and women who fight for equality anywhere in the world, and in some countries you would be murdered for doing that. It's such a shame.

  2015-05-27 19:48

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  Third comment actually gets a copy.

  God dammit I just got rick rolled indirectly.

  2015-05-27 19:27

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  Only one!

  My twin tried to kill me in the womb.

  2015-05-27 02:16

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  XD

  Do you go to a private school?

  2015-05-26 20:08

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  XD

  We could wear jeans with holes in them but it couldn't be on your upper thigh. Dat upper thigh doe.

  2015-05-26 18:00

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  XD

  My school does that too. You can't wear leggings either. The new principal tried to ban shorts in general.

  2015-05-26 17:53

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  XD

  I wonder if she got in trouble for wearing this dress to school. My school wouldn't let girls wear headbands.

  2015-05-26 17:41

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  6 PEOPLE LEFT AND ONE OF THEM IS BILL FUCKIN MURRAY

  I was just watching this movie.

  2015-05-25 13:47

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  18% are stupid

  I would gladly take that job.

  2015-05-25 01:00

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  Hop-fully no one was injured

  That's terrifying.

  2015-05-24 19:30

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  Double fucking standards. Disgusting how some people can ...

  I'm not ignorant. I'm sorry that not every comment has to be related with the post. No one should have laughed at him I'm saying that it's sad that there is this stigma on men being the victim.

  2015-05-24 02:11

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  Double fucking standards. Disgusting how some people can ...

  That could be true but it's hard to prove if men don't report it which is another issue because there is a bigger stigma for men that suffer domestic violence. This world is just so fucked up. I wish things could be changed.

  2015-05-24 02:05

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  Double fucking standards. Disgusting how some people can ...

  Domestic violence is wrong no matter what gender, or race, or, even sexual preferences.

  2015-05-24 01:56

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  Double fucking standards. Disgusting how some people can ...

  While both men and women suffer from domestic violence statisticly women are more likely to be the victim. I know I'll get down voted because I am a women but statistics don't lie. Domestic violence is still wrong no matter what.

  2015-05-24 01:53

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  Check out my friends channel: Moe Gordon

  Expand dong.

  2015-05-23 16:37

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  Got Em

  My school didn't let us do senior quotes :(

  2015-05-21 18:13

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  I'm Crunchy Juice Box .-.

  Baby kidd...

  2015-05-20 01:08

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  Wow. That was absolutely horrible.

  2015-05-19 00:25

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  Why girl why?

  Maybe the iPhones and their relationship were very similar: very shity and unreliable.

  2015-05-19 00:19

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  Genius

  Oh no he is gaining intelligence, no one is safe.

  2015-05-17 13:31

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  Genius

  I doubt he actually knows about this.

  2015-05-17 13:05

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  I don't think I could.... without bitching...

  Ehh it's not too bad. If you can't follow the key signature you probably suck.

  2015-05-16 00:27

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  #StopFeminazis2k15

  Not all feminist are the same so it's not fair for all feminists to be called feminazis because there is a difference. That's like saying the Chinese and Japanese people are basically the same thing, but in reality they are different.

  2015-05-13 18:57

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  #StopFeminazis2k15

  Thank you!

  2015-05-13 16:43

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  Choose ur dumb/ useless super power

  Wow, I didn't even see that part. Finals week struggle.

  2015-05-06 18:31

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  Choose ur dumb/ useless super power

  What about jack jack?

  2015-05-06 18:23

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  The more you know the better you feel

  Yo.

  2015-05-04 00:03

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  The more you know the better you feel

  

  2015-05-04 00:02

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  My first earthquake

  Wtf I tried to post this way before you.

  2015-05-02 17:54

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  ..

  Man I hope Manny wins. Fuck Mayweather he is a fucking prick.

  2015-05-02 00:21

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  Until we meet again...

  Wow, I had no idea about this. This makes me really sad. I'm sorry it had to end like that, but thank for your contributions.

  2015-04-30 23:30

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  Wtf

  Well he says that he is awake during the experience, and can't move.

  2015-04-29 21:14

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  Wtf

  My brother experiences this sometimes. He says he feels like he is floating outside of his body, and looking down at himself.

  2015-04-29 19:06

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