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  The little things

  Had me in the first half, not gonna lie

  2022-09-11 23:44

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  Say no to feminism

  Okay but I do this except for ironing

  2022-09-11 23:43

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  God will not forgive me

  I’m normally into dark humor but I hate this

  2022-09-11 23:41

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  2 trips to cinema and 1 kiss for mum....

  So OP did not get potty trained that week

  2022-04-12 23:28

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  People like it ...so....

  I would die for this dog.

  2021-01-18 23:27

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  Inn

  Bro do u need to talk

  2021-01-05 01:52

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  Seriously though, wtf

  Me, looking for myself on this list and finding that I most identify as a “pineapple on pizza person”

  2020-09-14 00:53

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  Exactly

  Feels bad man

  2020-05-27 00:45

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  this is what I HEARD.

  No. Just...no

  2020-05-27 00:43

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  Title

  This is the first meme in a long time that made me audibly laughed out loud. Like no nose breathing laugh. An actual real life chuckle.

  2020-05-27 00:42

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  Pedo lover

  2020-02-19 23:48

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  Actually me in the picture and I can confirm... I did see...

  I found you, Miss New Booty

  2019-04-15 01:41

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  The cat looks dissapointed

  Unrelated I have the same vacuum

  2018-12-22 01:15

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  Saw the opportunity. Had to take it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)™

  “It’s an older meme, but it checks out sir.”

  2018-10-14 23:19

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  Is the price negotiable

  I’m sorry wtf, a kitten in mint condition??? What does that even mean? It’s a living, breathing creature, not an action figure or plush toy!!

  2018-08-30 00:05

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  Which one has 4?

  I'm glad I'm not the only person that noticed that!

  2017-08-12 01:35

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  Which one are you?

  Chaotic neutral

  2017-08-12 01:33

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  Title

  And his daddy's gone. Somewhere smoking rock now, in and out of lockdown, I ain't got a job now... so for you this is just a good time, but for me? This is my whole life

  2017-07-13 02:41

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  ye

  Way to steal my meme bruh

  2017-05-03 08:48

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  he doesnt math so good

  He's not though! He's charging MORE to buy them all instead of less

  2017-04-26 03:26

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  he doesnt math so good

  Ok I'll give you that one

  2017-04-25 21:30

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  he doesnt math so good

  Like they said above, most people cut a deal and make it cheaper. I know it's close, but it seemed really odd and made me laugh

  2017-04-25 21:01

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  he doesnt math so good

  And why exactly? I'm being serious though, why?

  2017-04-25 20:47

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  I'd rather fuck a puppet lolums

  Thaaaank you for being educated!!!!

  2017-03-19 09:10

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  I'd rather fuck a puppet lolums

  That's not ms piggy you uncultured swine

  2017-03-19 09:10

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  walmart

  as a fat person, I can tell you it's not pretty

  2017-02-11 21:16

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  walmart

  Just here to save my momma

  2017-02-11 21:15

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  I'll help the baby after I take the picture

  The American pediatrics association recommends ROOM sharing, people. Not bed sharing! Our daughter sleeps in her pack n play in our room and will until she's at least 6 months

  2017-01-16 16:20

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  .

  My husband knows those people. That happened in Bainbridge, GA. They brought gifts for the baby and everything.

  2016-09-19 11:32

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  hmmm

  Well how about that!

  2016-08-31 15:03

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  hmmm

  Oh no, I live in the 229

  2016-08-31 07:58

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  original may mays

  This is the best I've seen

  2016-07-26 23:33

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  I <3 vaginas

  Bitch meat

  2016-05-30 18:00

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  Car salesmen be like

  I'll even throw in a free half used air freshener to sweeten the deal.

  2016-05-12 21:54

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  This is gonna get intresting...

  As a canteloupe, I am offended.

  2016-05-12 21:52

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  I've made a huge mistake

  I'm sorry you feel that way sir, but my bathroom truly does have that ugly ass wallpaper lol

  2016-02-22 12:55

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  I've made a huge mistake

  Reread my comment above lol

  2016-02-21 22:25

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  I've made a huge mistake

  Thanks for the tip! I'm glad my shower isn't tile!

  2016-02-21 21:29

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  I've made a huge mistake

  You know I wouldn't put it past myself but I honestly cleaned our shower last night and then set the kaboom next to my hair spray. Thanks for keeping me honest though!

  2016-02-21 21:27

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  I've made a huge mistake

  Almost kaboomed my hair

  2016-02-21 21:24

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  it's a tricky one. kind of.

  Chicago

  2016-01-23 13:03

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  wat

  You ever eat a whole bag of crackers that were so old that they weren't crispy anymore?

  2015-10-08 10:01

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  >greentext

  Tfw I'm not wearing my glasses and thought it said baklava. Didn't know how that was offensive to muslims

  2015-10-07 21:31

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  hondas, you mean lawnmowers

  I sell Hondas for a living. I wouldn't say "queefing aluminum can on wheels", but dodges do sound better than Hondas...but atleast a Honda will last you!

  2015-09-12 11:31

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  Doctored photos

  You're welcome kind citizen. Just trying to keep you all safe from hornswaggling.

  2015-08-22 21:04

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  My fb friends aren't smart

  

  2015-08-17 20:51

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  My fb friends aren't smart

  I just wanted to thank you kind memedroiders. This is the first thing I've ever gotten published! And it actually was from my timeline. I'm so proud.

  2015-08-17 11:04

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  Dance Dance

  Uhhh, well I'd never seen it before, and I found it quite humorous, and I happened to be drinking as I saw it...soooo... yes? I'm serious

  2015-08-17 01:32

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  :|

  I'm... im so sorry, I couldn't resist....

  2015-08-17 01:30

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  :|

  Deeeez nuts?!

  2015-08-17 01:29

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  :|

  WHERE'D YOU GET

  2015-08-17 01:29

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  medicated muscles

  no need for refills!

  2015-08-17 01:24

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  Who's line is it anyway

  Aisha Tyler is great and all, but I miss Drew Carey as host. It's just not the same with out him.

  2015-08-17 01:23

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  Poison pizza

  Whats wrong with yall? Stuffed crust is delicious!

  2015-08-17 01:21

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  Poison pizza

  

  2015-08-17 01:20

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  Dance Dance

  I spit out my drink

  2015-08-14 23:31

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  Daily double shot

  A folder?

  2015-08-08 01:13

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  Once you see it you'll die laughing

  That comment is the funniest part of the whole post tbh. Lol

  2015-07-14 13:57

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  ...

  Hilarydufflover04@aol.com

  2015-07-09 01:03

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  Handshake? More like dumbshake

  They're in a Honda.

  2015-06-24 20:25

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  Wifi Wars

  Poor big booty judy

  2015-06-11 07:30

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  what is their names ?

  Liv Tyler is gorgeous

  2015-05-04 20:29

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  mini lemonzzz are tha bomb

  Port Orchard, WA ftw!

  2014-05-05 12:56

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  ALL THE THINGS!!!

  I have this book and it is amazing!

  2014-04-03 16:28

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  How could she even say that

  I just like chocolate and compliments. fuck me, right?

  2014-03-24 05:47

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  I have so many questions.

  travel sized haha. human anatomy is a beautiful thing. I wish tits could go travel size.

  2014-03-24 05:45

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  Phyllis aint havin any of your shit

  ^see, phyllis was right!

  2014-03-23 23:10

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  who the hell are you?

  yay! going to see them in portland

  2014-03-17 00:53

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  Yup

  yay I'm listening to his "I fuck sluts" right now lol.

  2014-03-12 23:57

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  I feel it too my name is: Towi

  Kaylan

  2014-02-17 15:26

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  What teens are reading now

  I just found out I'm pregnant two days ago and I'm thrilled. (but I'm also 20 and married) just wanted to share with memedroid

  2014-01-18 15:30

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  My standards may be low...but i have some...

  I'm 20 and have no idea what the bottom one is

  2013-09-18 22:25

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  favorite episode?

  ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli.

  2013-08-27 07:43

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  NERD TEST: Be Honest! Can you name at least 20

  22

  2013-08-26 01:11

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  It's me, Kitty Nipple Twister aka KNP

  mmmm. Tasty Backdoorer

  2013-07-04 19:33

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  ♪

  I don't get it. who cooked dinner?

  2013-07-01 09:32

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  Please, comment your new name.

  Greenie McTavern

  2013-06-29 12:16

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  so you can download and show them

  nope nope nope

  2013-06-27 16:16

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  kony...really?kony....hmmmm

  ^Weathers* sorry

  2013-06-27 16:11

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  kony...really?kony....hmmmm

  mmm Carl Wethers

  2013-06-27 16:09

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  very true

  man coffee really makes a comeback in 2015 I guess

  2013-06-20 21:26

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  can't wait to try that

  I actually love ramen. chicken flavor of course

  2013-06-20 17:05

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  Man Up!

  can you buy these in stores?

  2013-06-20 17:01

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  Finally Xbox one is an option again

  I think my husband and I will keep our 360 and try out the PS4. Variety is the spice out life

  2013-06-20 17:00

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  at least hes honest

  no one else here is impressed that he can do a mean dougie?

  2013-06-20 02:08

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  title is _ucky today!

  buck. you know if you're into deer.

  2013-06-17 15:02

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  creepy....

  I must try this.

  2013-06-14 08:33

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  It looks very different

  

  2013-06-14 08:33

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  mine was 47

  $48

  2013-06-13 00:54

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  Not Lovin it XD

  hey kids... the McRape is back.

  2013-06-11 08:37

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  i feel you

  darn I was hoping for Voldemort using my shampoo.

  2013-06-11 08:35

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  they love information

  oh no they forgot Twitter! its such an important form of social media!

  2013-06-11 08:30

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  In a Parallel Universe

  are there really people out there (other than prostitutes...and I don't think even they see this many) who hookup with more than even one person a night?

  2013-06-11 08:28

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  She is not amused

  Ron Weasley: classy as hell

  2013-06-11 08:26

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  Yep

  well that's enough internet for today.

  2013-06-11 08:24

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  Yep

  @Deadman321 thank you good sir

  2013-06-11 08:23

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  knock knock! !....................smell mop.................

  say that to my face mother fucker lol

  2013-06-11 08:22

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  Go my minions, go!

  that's adorable!

  2013-06-11 08:21

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  chit

  SC drivers license ftw

  2013-06-11 08:19

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  Listen to the duck

  @shutup, me either. galaxy stellar

  2013-06-11 08:18

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