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  So sweet

  Random useless fact: My 3rd grade teacher taught me how to spell onomatopoeia.

  2020-06-07 05:57

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  Did I hurt your feelings Steven, or you just have anxiety?

  Violence is usually the answer - Ghandi

  2020-06-07 05:55

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  Nerds need help

  Did you see the video online of someone unwrapping a first edition shiny Charizard?! I cried with him

  2020-05-24 18:13

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  It's true

  On here? A lot of backlash always

  2020-05-24 17:19

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  It's true

  I enjoy backgammon, like a weirdo

  2020-05-24 16:04

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  It's true

  This went well as I drove to work. I knew you fuckers wouldn't disappoint me.

  2020-05-24 16:04

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  Quarantine

  I can't help when moderation throws out my content I sent yesterday.

  2020-05-24 16:03

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  It's true

  I have never understood, nor really been good at chess. I would like to honestly, but no one I know plays chess.

  2020-05-24 14:42

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  Fuck Netflix

  I don't remember where, but I do know that she was one of 10 kids and the only ones to go to the US after a series of unfortunate events.

  2020-05-23 08:21

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  Fuck Netflix

  The entire human race originated in Africa, but you don't see me calling Egyptians African because of the continent they live on and because they might have more melanin in their skin.

  2020-05-23 08:09

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  Fuck Netflix

  Do we wanna go back to the Ice Age and really hash out what all people are? Or we gonna just go with where they settled after it all defines you?

  2020-05-23 07:54

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  Fuck Netflix

  This retard thinks a continent determines your nationality based on skin color.

  2020-05-23 07:52

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  Fuck Netflix

  They're Egyptian..... The culture is completely different... They livelihood is totally different, but okay.

  2020-05-23 07:52

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  Fuck Netflix

  You know what? You stay retarded, my dude. A continent does not equate African. South America isn't South Americans. We aren't North Americans, and black people born in either are not AFRICANS.

  2020-05-23 07:44

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  Fuck Netflix

  No, you're just retarded my dude. You do realize Egyptian people are black right? They're not African, or from Africa, they're E G Y P T I A N.

  2020-05-23 07:41

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  Fuck Netflix

  You're labeling all black people African. That's not even true. Are all white people German? Are all tan people Spanish?

  2020-05-23 07:39

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  Fuck Netflix

  You're backpedaling between two conversations in this thread. RIP any logic you had.

  2020-05-23 07:35

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  Fuck Netflix

  Can't wait to visit Ireland and Scotland. I kinda wish my great grandma never left Scotland.

  2020-05-23 07:26

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  Fuck Netflix

  But not all black people come from Africa

  2020-05-23 07:26

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  Fuck Netflix

  The proper term is melanin, my friend.

  2020-05-23 07:25

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  I need cool looking plant suggestions for my room

  @title succulents, easy to maintain and pretty!

  2020-05-10 09:53

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  Keanu Reeves is awesome

  Neil Patrick Harris? Samuel L.?! Morgan fucking Freeman?!

  2020-05-07 21:24

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  May the meth be with you

  Ahh Revenge of the 5th, my favorite day of the year.

  2020-05-05 13:08

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  :Sweat intensifies:

  When males go through the M.E., they pop your testicles out of their sac, up into the abdomen area and slice them open to examine them for tumors.

  2020-05-04 16:47

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  :Sweat intensifies:

  Ooof.

  2020-05-04 16:46

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  Old

  I feel the same way, actually. I also feel better in my 30s

  2020-05-04 13:49

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  frick yea

  Stop giving people more reasons to hate you.

  2020-05-04 12:08

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  Old

  I forget you're an old man [Nervously chuckles in 30s]

  2020-05-04 07:37

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  I know what im getting the wife for christmas

  I only found out it happens after a fake article about getting pregnant off a corpse and I only recently took med term, tbh coccyx is my favorite one.

  2020-05-03 23:03

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  I know what im getting the wife for christmas

  You have high expectations.

  2020-05-03 23:02

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  I know what im getting the wife for christmas

  You expect people to know your tailbone is your coccyx without having some form of med terminology lessons?

  2020-05-03 21:46

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  Old

  Old is when you do shots with your nephew on his 21st birthday, and you used to change his diaper.

  2020-05-03 19:42

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  this will probably be more funny if this doesn't pass, bu...

  Any OC is better than the reposted FB trash.

  2020-05-03 19:41

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  I know what im getting the wife for christmas

  According to the study I read, yes. The first paragraph I shared from it is exactly why autoerotic asphyxiation is popular with people.

  2020-05-03 18:53

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  Big true, happened to me multiple times

  I've been on so many sites shopping around, building carts and walking away from it. My suggestions are wild lately, and I can't spend.

  2020-05-03 17:44

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  I know what im getting the wife for christmas

  Educational purposes

  2020-05-03 17:32

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  I know what im getting the wife for christmas

  One baby arm down for the chodes to undermine

  2020-05-03 17:17

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  Death Star December

  No seriously. I think I had the biggest orgasm after this scene.

  2020-05-03 17:06

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  I know what im getting the wife for christmas

  Ejaculation may be caused by the stimulation of the erect penis during the conscious and convulsive phases, combined with the pressure on the Vagal (vagus) nerve which is responsible for sexual arousal. Fucking hell.

  2020-05-03 17:02

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  I know what im getting the wife for christmas

  When heart action ceases, the liquid blood is only affected by gravity and having filled the vessels of the legs and arms, pools in the abdomen which could occasionally cause male prisoners to have penile erections. Similar engorgement of labia in women

  2020-05-03 17:00

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  I know what im getting the wife for christmas

  Apparently it's very rarely that it happens, but I just learned a lot about hangings and what is best to use/how long your heart beats after being hanged.

  2020-05-03 16:57

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  I know what im getting the wife for christmas

  That I did not know and now feel compelled to find the answers as to why

  2020-05-03 16:44

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  I know what im getting the wife for christmas

  There's a set of nerves on your tailbone, when stimulated will cause you will get an erection. I believe it will also cause ejaculation. I've read some weird things online.

  2020-05-03 16:40

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  That's not how I use 'em

  Who says you can't use it as a cock sock?

  2020-05-01 10:27

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  Trump's Folly

  Gave myself a TidePod enema recently. It's quite the rush when each level dissolves

  2020-04-29 22:55

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  Natural sample

  Additionally, CDC estimated that 151,700-575,400 people worldwide died from (H1N1)pdm09 virus infection during the first year the virus circulated Sit down and shut up.

  2020-04-29 07:43

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  Casual

  You dug this deep for a poor quality insult. Shame.

  2020-04-28 11:20

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  Want

  Can confirm, I use them at the gym. They last well over a month or two before being charged again and losing any serious battery life. Decent sound quality for the price too.

  2020-04-28 08:21

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  Gg

  Also me, but I work out on a regular basis to convert some of the shit to energy

  2020-04-28 08:16

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  title

  Not meeting people is probably the most honorable thing you can do.

  2020-04-27 16:38

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  A common ground

  1 out of 4 people gets chlamydia once in their life. It's not the ones you can get tested and treated for that you should worry about. Be more concerned with HIV/AIDS than the clap, my friend. Education is extremely important if you're smashing anyone.

  2020-04-27 07:38

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  A common ground

  Being unprotected and having multiple partners puts you at high risk, just like injecting drugs puts you at high risk for HIV, or Hep C. It's called being smart, and using condoms, because people wanna raw dog "cuz it feels good" we have infection rates.

  2020-04-27 07:36

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  A masterpiece

  I can't remember if it's Netflix or Hulu that has it. But it's a fun visual movie, I enjoyed it for what it was.

  2020-04-27 00:36

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  A common ground

  Education is important. I read an entire CDC pamphlet at my OB it's gross, but good to know. My friends mom said they used to take a flashlight to penises before any type of contact in the 70s-80s.

  2020-04-26 23:40

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  A common ground

  Boy, you sure sound like that nice guy who calls every woman disinterested a whore.

  2020-04-26 21:23

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  A common ground

  Almost anywhere near a campus will feed you birth control and hand condoms out, if not PP will. I've seen the garden variety out of my friends group. The "good girls" get STDs more than "hoes".

  2020-04-26 20:41

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  A masterpiece

  Good flick! I say give it a go, pretty interesting plot.

  2020-04-26 20:40

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  A masterpiece

  The fucking light post yo.

  2020-04-26 20:39

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  Noice

  Sexual abuse/trauma normally.

  2020-04-26 20:38

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  A common ground

  Yeah, gonna disagree. I know girls who fuck 15 dudes raw and come away clean. I know girls who have standards and get chlamydia. Just use a condom and get tested, that's the important part people forget.

  2020-04-26 20:28

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  A common ground

  Being downvoted for the truth hurts.

  2020-04-26 20:26

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  A common ground

  No, how many abortions they've used as weaponry.

  2020-04-26 19:52

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  Natural sample

  You gotta be more original man, spousal abuse only goes so far.

  2020-04-26 13:42

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  It be like that

  People are really ready to give up all their freedoms to this, it seems. Shame really, I thought we learned

  2020-04-26 12:03

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  It be like that

  I wear a lace scarf around my face to go get my meds. It's basically a mockery but hey. Whatever makes stupid feel good

  2020-04-26 11:49

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  It be like that

  But they do literally nothing, and you're inhibiting your breathing through cloth which then traps bacteria and other things and then you breathe that in. I'm sorry, but it's kind of foolish to make orders when cloth ain't doing shit either.

  2020-04-26 11:40

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  It be like that

  Plus executive orders requiring you wear a face mask, and there's been a shortage for over a month on PPE, essentially telling you to get fucked on grocery shopping or getting medicine from a pharmacy if there's no drive up window.

  2020-04-26 11:09

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  Meme

  Considering places that are rural and farmlands, the chances of those places needing to stay shut down is minimal. There's under 100 people with COVID by me, as of 4/24/2020, and hospitalizations are down.

  2020-04-26 11:06

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  Natural sample

  3% of all cases are severe, 80% recovery rate. But let's all FREAK OUT and fuck our economy. https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/

  2020-04-26 11:04

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  Natural sample

  COVID mutates and always has. This is not the first coronoavirus, my dude. Statistically, we are at the same death toll as H1N1 aka Swine Flu. Take your vitamin C and build an immune system, stop crying about infections that do what they do.

  2020-04-26 11:02

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  Natural sample

  Our death rate is that of H1N1 as of right now, this ain't shit but a big fuck all for government and media. The numbers ain't even legit when you get counted as COVID death for having it.

  2020-04-26 10:59

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  Seems like a fair trade

  They really are, it's like Facebook 2.0 with memes content.

  2020-04-26 10:58

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  I guess he's got his answer

  Bless you for that. English is tough to learn, and I've been finding a lot of people just learn it by practicing on TV shows or such. Spelling is another hell when there is a lot of overlap.

  2020-04-26 10:14

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  Space

  They're working on it. The past 2 years that I basically wasn't here was me working through A LOT! I'm on the upper side of it all, still have a few hiccups, but my 30s have been kinder than my 20s so far!

  2020-04-26 09:58

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  I guess he's got his answer

  My best friend is severely dyslexic and spells lose like loose. He has 0 ability to spell words right.

  2020-04-26 09:45

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  Space

  There's been a lot of things that have happened lately. It took a lot of shit to finally get a PTSD diagnosis, and therapy to try to work through it.

  2020-04-26 09:44

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  I guess he's got his answer

  Google out here being straight savage against dyslexics.

  2020-04-26 09:23

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  Space

  LoL I don't, but according to my biggest fans, I do. So I'm getting everyone on board with asking them, since they know about it and I don't. I quit doing any and all of that when I got cyber stalked and harassed by an obsessed dude who knew my address.

  2020-04-26 09:13

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  Space

  other people's opinions of me don't matter. Yes it hurts to know people want to sit there and trash me as a person, but at the end of the day I don't worry about those people who are worried about me.

  2020-04-26 08:13

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  Space

  I'm a redhead who lived in a homeless shelter a good portion of my childhood. I was very viciously made fun of and bullied and I still am.

  2020-04-26 08:08

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  Space

  My school never had this. And I'm from a fairly conservative middle-class area, you know like one of the places you would expect to see something like this. I never knew what my childhood was missing

  2020-04-26 07:54

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  Fuk da ring

  Or that they mandate face masks, and there's 0 available to the public. So yeah, let's talk more when you take the time to understand that it's not helping anyone to create mandatory laws, violating rights and to people who have no access to PPE.

  2020-04-26 07:48

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  Fuk da ring

  P.S. if you're not aware the media is blowing it out of proportion. We are on par with H1N1, they count any autopsy table death with COVID as a COVID death. You do know what that means right?

  2020-04-26 07:45

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  Fuk da ring

  I'm sorry, but when you live in a rural area, Metropolitan areas are over an hour away and the entire side of your state has under 100 people "infected", you don't need the government telling you what to do. Sorry. Not sorry.

  2020-04-26 07:44

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  Fuk da ring

  We wouldn't? We wouldn't disagree that the government telling people what to do with their lives is an overstep? That mandating people do these things, regardless of the area they live isn't their job?

  2020-04-26 07:42

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  Fuk da ring

  Pretty easy assumption to make about people when they literally love to suck US media dick, and almost everyone outside the US thinks they know what's going on inside it.

  2020-04-26 07:38

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  Fuk da ring

  Oh I'm sorry, I don't speak on things I don't know. I speak about my situation, my government in my country. Was that really hard to comprehend, honestly? Lemme just talk out my ass about Germany, even though I'm not directly affected by German government

  2020-04-26 07:37

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  Fuk da ring

  Yeah. Because that's what I said, to the tee, you got me bro. You're a mind reader through apps.

  2020-04-26 07:32

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  Fuk da ring

  I love when Non US people try to talk about our relations through their filtered news networks.

  2020-04-26 07:30

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  Fuk da ring

  But do you boo-boo. nice to see bootlickers so readily available to have their rights removed for the sake of "daddy governments protection".

  2020-04-26 07:29

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  Fuk da ring

  Maybe before you start coming at someone about loving governmental cock down your throat, know there are actually laws in place to protect people from AN OVERSTEP by the government. Which telling people "wear a mask or get fined and thrown in jail" is that

  2020-04-26 07:28

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  Fuk da ring

  The men no, my guy. It's called I'm grown, competent and capable of making my own decisions without government influence. If you think that government control is the best thing, you've failed history many times over.

  2020-04-26 07:27

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  Tika tika tika

  It doesn't even make any sense. The fuck kind of low IQ joke is this?

  2020-04-26 07:22

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  Fuk da ring

  Tell me more about how you wanna be sent to the gulag because the government doesn't like your choice of freedom freedoms for you? Nah you like to be told what to do by the media and government. They have your best interest at heart

  2020-04-26 07:22

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  Fuk da ring

  Tell me more about how you like the government having more power and control over you

  2020-04-26 07:18

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  Fuk da ring

  Assaulting someone isn't a freedom dipshit.

  2020-04-26 07:17

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  Space

  And here we see the difference in the educational system. Definitely never brought this to my rural area.

  2020-04-26 07:15

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  Fuk da ring

  Ahh yes, let's fine and arrest people for their freedom of choice. That's not at all a violation of people's rights in a country with amendments giving you these freedoms. Fucking bootlickers

  2020-04-26 07:13

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  Fact

  Unhealthy.

  2020-04-26 07:08

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  Fact

  My 5 year old photos remind me of what not to be again.

  2020-04-25 21:47

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