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  Cat reflexes are faster than snakes

  I wasn't questioning your grammar. I was asking if that's the Ace Ventura movie that has Ace Ventura in it

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  Good mental health meme

  As long as you don't cross the line and become schadenfreude

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  Lady justice is blind.

  But that also has me thinking. Why are they being so blatantly corrupt near the end of the old presidency? I would assume it's because they know they won't get in any trouble. I want justice to prevail but unfortunately that don't happen often

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  Cat reflexes are faster than snakes

  Was that the one with Ace Ventura in it?

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  Lady justice is blind.

  Yeah, it SHOULD. but will it? Almost definitely no...

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  Cat reflexes are faster than snakes

  Why do cats and snakes have beef? They have the same eyes and they both hiss

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  bro? you are speeding really fast

  124 milly vanillies

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  ghey

  I used to work with a gay dude and he absolutely hated the flamboyants. His motto was "yes I'm gay but I'm still a man and I'll act like one"

  2024-12-01 17:27

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  Do not

  Saved to camera roll

  2024-11-30 18:16

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  Brush

  At least Orange Woman Bad could answer questions. KJP has a whole damn binder but can't formulate a relevant response for anything

  2024-11-30 18:03

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  Why, brain? WHY?

  I am entirely reliant on medication to sleep otherwise my inner monologue won't shut the fuck up

  2024-11-30 14:57

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  Look at my pfp for title

  I got 7, 93, 347, 1486

  2024-11-29 19:58

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  Oh no this meme contains too much science for me

  My bad man I get a little defensive cuz I'm being equated to the scummiest of scum. But I gotta stop feeding the trolls at some point

  2024-11-29 18:18

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  Oh no this meme contains too much science for me

  I don't respect them ffs. This mf been saying this shit for ten whole months and zero proof. I can't emphasize enough how much I want pedos to suffer

  2024-11-29 16:42

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  Oh no this meme contains too much science for me

  When she wants to FaceTime while in the shower but you can't say anything cuz that would be "weird" according to her

  2024-11-29 15:17

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  Title

  What I didn't understand was why he kept going to that same old guy for every new part WITHOUT PAIN KILLERS when he was making so much cash at one point, and he must have had other connections

  2024-11-28 20:52

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  True

  It may as well be that honestly since BCE ends the same year as BC they just changed the words for it which is utterly pointless

  2024-11-27 13:56

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  True

  "Before common era" it's supposed to be the politically correct, non-religious version, but it ends at the exact same time BC does so it doesn't really change anything

  2024-11-27 12:45

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  Dalmatian

  But they made a live action prequel showing her as a girl boss slay queen? surely that justifies her skinning puppies for clothes in the future

  2024-11-25 19:54

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  Man up, call her

  The douchey tank top speaks for itself

  2024-11-25 19:52

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  Medication side effects meme

  Why is Frieren doing the Dandadan?

  2024-11-25 19:49

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  Magic 8 ball in the airport

  "Get rid of that extra chromosome and come back later"

  2024-11-25 18:27

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  A crow helping a woodcutter

  When we gave monkeys capitalism they almost immediately invented prostitution

  2024-11-25 17:53

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  A crow helping a woodcutter

  And once you become friends you can train it to bring you money in exchange for snacks. That's gotta be some good enrichment for it right? win win

  2024-11-25 16:55

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  mouse trap

  Hell yeah we will love this country

  2024-11-25 16:53

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  m..................

  An F* was it an English exam?

  2024-11-25 14:21

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  Greg or Ian

  You wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?

  2024-11-24 19:38

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  Greg or Ian

  The Old Gregg Calender

  2024-11-24 19:29

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  Bet you wish you had one

  Nah my dentist checked. I don't have any. Must be internal bleeding

  2024-11-24 18:22

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  Bet you wish you had one

  To bloodily go I need more fiber

  2024-11-24 16:05

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  Found this funny lol

  I thought you weren't supposed to lie in court

  2024-11-24 15:14

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  there were signs. I think she's exactly right for you

  If you're dating someone for 6 months without knowing she's retarded, you may also be retarded

  2024-11-24 13:59

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  i've come here looking for copper and found gold

  He reversed the parasocial relationship

  2024-11-24 13:22

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  womp

  There are people addicted to eating couch cushions. Flavored air doesn't seem so farfetched

  2024-11-24 11:09

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  Flat Earth + UN Logo

  Is this supposed to prove something? that's kinda just the easiest way to represent all the continents on a 2D logo

  2024-11-23 17:12

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  (Control-x is a keyboard shortcut for the "cut" operation)

  The trick to not crying when you cut an onion is to avoid getting emotionally attached to it beforehand

  2024-11-23 14:42

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  yes

  Porcupines wearing lipstick. I've made that mistake way too many times

  2024-11-23 14:17

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  It's a bear cub

  This may sound stupid but when that happens, I sprint at the noise. Even if its a dangerous animal they don't expect it and run away. It's worked great so far but I'm sure one day it won't

  2024-11-22 18:09

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  Infinite food glitch?

  Trying to make these horse things my friend so I don't have to walk everywhere GONE WRONG? (the end will shock you)

  2024-11-22 15:56

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  now he gets a statue and a national holiday

  And the democrats pretty much paid for this girls murder by giving the piece of shit a free flight over there. I believe he also assaulted a child before all this and got out of jail so he could reoffend on our taxpayer dollars

  2024-11-22 15:14

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  now he gets a statue and a national holiday

  Basically this illegal immigrant wanted to rape a Georgian woman named Laken Riley. When she fought back, he beat her skull in with a rock repeatedly. In the 911 call you can hear her choking on her own blood and she suffered for 18 minutes before dying

  2024-11-22 15:12

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  now he gets a statue and a national holiday

  That whole situation pisses me the fuck off. He never should have been allowed in, let alone getting bailed of jail by the Dems and granted a FREE flight to Georgie where he'd go on to kill that poor woman. The 911 call is heart breaking

  2024-11-22 13:57

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  Balkan

  Okay it's coming back to me thanks. This show gets so out of pocket sometimes it's hard to tell if it's an edited clip or not

  2024-11-21 16:42

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  Pop artists songs be like

  *writes 14 love songs about 14 different ex partners over the years* "yeah I know what love is "

  2024-11-21 16:30

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  Ellen

  Oh that's aged like yogurt

  2024-11-21 16:13

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  a writer and her work

  Why are you leaking her drafts? someone's gonna steal her ideas

  2024-11-20 13:38

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  Ok, I'll say it...

  It's not gonna last long. If they had any amount of self-control, they wouldn't even need to go on a celibacy "strike" to begin with

  2024-11-20 13:37

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  lmao

  Good. I'm sick to my stomach about all the rapes and murders of women and children committed by illegals that could have easily been avoided had you just not fucking let them in

  2024-11-19 16:51

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  "nobody"

  I agree. It's stupid. I *think* the idea was that they're saying "no one asked for this/wanted this to happen" but they formatted it like retards

  2024-11-19 16:48

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  Balkan

  I do not remember this scene

  2024-11-19 16:43

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  Airpot metal detector meme

  As white as can be I'm covered in so many freckles that I even have one in my left eye

  2024-11-18 18:51

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  come here lil fellah

  Momma cats that are part of a colony will even nurse kittens that are entirely unrelated to them

  2024-11-18 17:28

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  small dogs with big sticks

  The generic wheezing laugh edited over this kills it

  2024-11-18 15:57

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  Airpot metal detector meme

  I went for a field trip in highschool as the only freshman among seniors and for some reason I was the only one targeted by the TSA for extra screenings. Yes I was carrying several knives and 2 vials of anthrax but that is beside the point

  2024-11-18 15:34

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  This was my sleeper agent activation phrase

  This is almost 40 years old so no the number does not work

  2024-11-16 20:32

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  Rare burn

  Oh that's why mine isn't working, I'm definitely heavier than that. And also a dude

  2024-11-16 18:44

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  Thorry

  Mike Tyson Mysteries is pretty funny

  2024-11-16 17:12

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  Watered

  You are quenched

  2024-11-16 17:11

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  Title

  I keep seeing people saying that "Americans chose fascism!" CHOSE fascism putting the oxy in moron

  2024-11-15 22:25

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  And cross it with a submarine

  And make them free. You can just take them from the parks. The government doesn't want you to know that

  2024-11-15 19:19

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  My horse in Minecraft

  Most normal horse in the Baki universe

  2024-11-15 17:00

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  FBI agent is like the devil on your shoulder

  Looks like a slim jim

  2024-11-15 15:44

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  Someone carved a column into a fallen oak tree

  I feel like I'm being breathed on couldn't have taken a minute to cool down before filming?

  2024-11-14 16:15

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  *trying to hold laughter*

  I fucking wish that would be hilarious. "Am I getting cat called or is it just birds again?"

  2024-11-14 14:26

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  *trying to hold laughter*

  Its funny to me how a lot of birds are named after the sounds they make like they're fucking pokemon

  2024-11-14 10:55

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  No comment

  Asking for myself

  2024-11-14 09:42

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  His reflexes are on point

  Jesus Christ it's Bason Jorn

  2024-11-13 13:27

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  Piglet's Big Game meme

  From what I've seen the game does literally get dark, like there are poorly illuminated areas, but I kinda doubt anything edgy and/or scary actually happens

  2024-11-13 13:21

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  Stop giving these people attention

  I think Kathy Griffith deserved more attention at the time for holding a replica of Trump's bloody severed head. Tell me that even a celebrity could get away with what is basically a threat, had the head belonged to a Democrat

  2024-11-12 18:59

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  Tyrone Biggums back at it again

  I recently rewatched it and it was okay. The plot felt insanely rushed after Sadam Andler moved in with Whitey. Felt more like A Crazy Night and a Half rather than Eight Crazy Nights

  2024-11-12 18:01

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  He's correct

  Definitely the east coast. I'm guessing up north, maybe Massachusetts

  2024-11-12 17:55

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  Lmao spiders can climb wolls

  Face it's revenge like a man

  2024-11-11 18:00

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  Looking back over my shoulder, with an aching deep in my ...

  What do you mean? Some people did the naruto run in the allowed distance outside of the compound. If that's not a successful raid then idk what is

  2024-11-11 15:52

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  Plucked out

  When I first watched this scene I thought "how does having a mustache automatically make you a viltrimite?" But actually the proof was that he painlessly ripped out his entire beard with one go idk I guess I thought it was a fake beard at first

  2024-11-11 15:49

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  Legit excuse

  If only you had a second calculator. Perhaps even one that's built into the same device you used to take this photo oh screw it that's too adorable. A++ anyway

  2024-11-10 16:07

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  I'm a hero

  Those were good times. When Emperor Tiberius ordered an investigation for the murder of Germanicus

  2024-11-10 13:05

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  I hope this is the first thing you see this morning:)

  Did Whitney Wisconsin make this comic?

  2024-11-10 13:02

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  Modern cars are overcomplicated and stupid!

  Same that's all my 2014 Chevy has as well but it's almost easier for me to just use the dials

  2024-11-09 17:30

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  Modern cars are overcomplicated and stupid!

  Those kinds of features really ought to be physical dials or buttons that you can memorize so you don't need to look away from the road

  2024-11-09 15:12

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  Modern cars are overcomplicated and stupid!

  They need to find a happy middle ground between touch screen and dials. Some newer cars require you to look at the touch screen while you're driving if you want to say lower the AC or adjust your mirrors

  2024-11-09 15:11

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  Crying

  I'm free March 25th 2037 if that works for you

  2024-11-08 18:48

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  Wasp nest meme

  Mine hasn't yet but now I'm scared it will

  2024-11-08 16:11

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  Archaeology or grave robbing

  3, maybe 4

  2024-11-08 15:18

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  Wasp nest meme

  That's the IRS

  2024-11-08 14:55

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  That onlyfans guy

  This was awesome, I really hope OP doesn't get run over by a shopping cart full of mountain dew

  2024-11-08 13:31

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  News on Trump saying he will ban gender reassignment surg...

  Dude hasn't even taken office yet and I feel like he's done more for us than Biden and Harris in their entire career as politicians

  2024-11-08 13:29

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  Italian food meme

  And its delicious every time

  2024-11-07 15:52

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  Braking Bad

  I love the scene when he's making sourdough. He was Baking Bread

  2024-11-07 15:40

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  Y'all thought

  This might be the first time in my life I was actually proud that I voted

  2024-11-07 15:28

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  Frick yeah

  There's meth in the chicken

  2024-11-07 15:23

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  non native speaker experience

  Look I can read the caption of the meme or the title, my lizard can't do both

  2024-11-06 13:05

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  non native speaker experience

  Yeah I'll get right on that uhmmmmm... have you ever thought like.... just learning the rules of the English language? I get it's difficult if it's not your first one but native speakers have hardly any excuses if they just read and study

  2024-11-06 12:28

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  Funny Trump victory meme

  Yeah exactly, you're a Cuban. Tf would you know about our situation here in the US? Kamala was literally destroying this country. Worry about your own politics

  2024-11-06 10:38

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  non native speaker experience

  The reading part. I don't wanna say they were dumb necessarily but some people read really slow and struggle to pronounce words with more than 3 syllables, and its irking when you have to wait for them to finish reading aloud

  2024-11-06 10:35

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  non native speaker experience

  I do not miss popcorn reading in high school. I get that people have different strengths and weaknesses, but how are you gonna struggle to read a paragraph that's written in the only language you know?

  2024-11-06 10:21

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  Y'all thought

  I was somewhat surprised tbh. I thought it was gonna be rigged so the cackling commie would be able to further destroy the country but it's a pleasant surprise to be sure

  2024-11-06 10:17

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  Pets are great

  Oh god no I want them to be eaten alive by rats. Nightmare here has been replying to my comments with this same bullshit for 9 whole months. It's not even worth it to denounce it to him cuz it won't change anything. Don't feed the trolls yknow

  2024-11-06 09:44

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  Pets are great

  I was pitying you

  2024-11-05 15:28

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  Pets are great

  I call that "blankey worm" my cat used to do that when he was still kind of a kitten but now he only does it during thunderstorms

  2024-11-05 13:27

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  Oh... you think that's funny huh!

  As far as the old dude knows, this guy just took a shit on his car. That is more than enough reason for me, or really any guy, to retaliate. If that happened to you, you'd just be like "hey stop that "?

  2024-11-04 16:58

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