I kinda wish I was a Colonial. At least eventually I might turn into part of a Modular Person By MrTinyMushroom 2022-05-10 10:30 74% (517) All Tomorrowscolonials
It was his favorite song By MrTinyMushroom 2022-05-06 13:30 72% (388) grandpa stevensI thought this was shaggybut its actually Sean pauldoes that make me racist?
How come the only people that buy me drinks are old men? By MrTinyMushroom 2022-05-02 18:00 37% (453) bardrink responsibilityor don'tI'm just a meme
I set my alarm clock to "The Beginning of a Brand New Day." Trust me, watch the series and it'll get your ass up too! By MrTinyMushroom 2022-04-20 19:30 33% (467) Gantzgreen oniontanakabuddhaoni
I have no words... honk honk I guess By MrTinyMushroom 2022-03-19 13:30 75% (556) clown worldtwo day shippingwhat if our scleras were tiny like chimpslike just a solid brown eyethat would look creepy I think
Credit to the fucking name all over the screen or something idk By MrTinyMushroom 2022-03-18 17:00 54% (413) gentleman of darker complexionbikeyou know what you did
Some guy outside a Walgreens complimented my ass tonight. Things are looking up for little old me By MrTinyMushroom 2022-01-16 07:00 79% (591) avatarnetflix adaptationhummus
The modular people are my personal favorite By MrTinyMushroom 2021-07-08 19:00 74% (436) all tomorrows
What's this from? Lethargic Village? Sloth-like Tri-state area? Someone help me in the comments By MrTinyMushroom 2021-03-27 17:30 74% (424) Oh yeahLazytownDuhhh
You think we'll ever get rid of masks in public spaces or is this just the new normal? By MrTinyMushroom 2021-03-14 18:00 86% (526) Kevin BaconNow I want baconFrick I'm hungry
Oh you know, here and there, out and around, round and about, hither and fither, to and fro, back and forth, up and down, in and out, over and under, hippity hoppity, round the corner, over the river and through the woods, lickity split, clock in the jizz By MrTinyMushroom 2020-12-02 10:00 85% (452) Today is a day for vapor trails
Do these titles even matter? Nothing I put here will make you laugh anyway. That's probably why most titles I see are just "haha" or some stupid crap like that. Anyway, I'm glad we could share this moment together. Love you, proud of you. By MrTinyMushroom 2020-02-15 13:30 80% (969) glueangry