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  Death

  Nick Swardson had a bit like this.

  2020-02-19 00:02

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  you’re almost there

  People are lobbying for the automatic restoration of voting rights. Most recently- I am aware of at least- was Florida who voted on a referendum that allows the right to vote be restored to felons after they get out. It passed, lawmakers are overturning it

  2020-02-13 14:22

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  you’re almost there

  I don't think you know the difference between a right and a privilege and I also believe that you have far too much faith in government institutions to act in good faith.

  2020-02-13 14:17

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  you’re almost there

  The right to vote isn't restored automatically in a large portion of states. Where it is partly reset, many find the rules too complicated for many poor and lower class to navigate and/or rely on intervention by the governor.

  2020-02-13 13:51

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  yes I agree with you

  Member canvas?

  2020-02-03 13:57

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  Football

  IIRC Soccer came from an English habit of masacring words and adding- er at the end of the newly massacred words... this word being association... so soccer

  2020-02-03 10:17

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  Football

  Football & all the variations come from a single game that evolved over time. It -and the variants- got the name "Football from English aristocracy who derisively split between horse back games and peasant games played on foot

  2020-02-03 10:13

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  People who keep their trash when there are no trashcans n...

  So the Earth is flat... but its held up by a bunch of WWI era soliders in a pool of blood?

  2020-02-01 09:46

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  Facts

  I also laugh if a joke is funny and if they look at me I just look down at my phone and pretend I wasn't eavesdropping.

  2020-01-31 16:33

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  true

  Idk I see it as getting early access to shitty memes.

  2020-01-30 18:32

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  Luckily most of memedroid does.

  Ironically taking the same position as an economist who won a Nobel prize for his work a couple years back.

  2020-01-30 10:59

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  Woah

  It's a subversion of expectations, you expect something like "my crush, me starting at her from the bushes" but in the end there isn't an obvious joke.... It's not for everyone, but some people enjoy them.

  2020-01-28 13:29

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  Birmingham....

  I assume Birmingham in England has the same reputation as Alabama here... I suppose that explains why the capital of Alabama is Birmingham.

  2020-01-28 11:06

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  What?

  And that's how coronavirus spreads

  2020-01-28 10:31

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  What?

  She's got enough, ask her and she might share

  2020-01-28 09:49

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  The man

  Oh no..... I've been vectored

  2020-01-27 18:13

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  The man

  Oooooh, I'm sorry. The correct answer is n-word times infinity and one.

  2020-01-27 17:31

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  The man

  I doubt it, the video is 10 years old

  2020-01-27 17:26

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  The man

  N word times infinity

  2020-01-27 17:25

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  for the lols

  I'm surprised that they are even covering Virginia... Outside of "they found white supremacist" what else are they saying? Edit* I accidentally downvoted your answer. Feel free to take away an internet point from me

  2020-01-24 15:09

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  for the lols

  Are they covering anything other than impeachment

  2020-01-24 15:04

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  Hotel Trouble!

  I wouldn't want to go sluming in Dubai

  2020-01-24 10:08

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  Hhh

  That's the same strategy Democrats used in 2016 thinking" who tf is going to vote for Trump"

  2020-01-24 08:09

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  Hhh

  Whoa, that's not fair... She also killed Vince foster... She is a an equal upper-class killer

  2020-01-24 08:07

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  Oh yeahh 4: Tokyo drift

  It's up to you, but I told you the same thing I told my brothers... One is a plane mechanic, one is a blue side medic.... And the other does cybersecurity or something and got whatever certification for free as part of his MOS. Now luckily I'm fine-and if you make it a career it won't matter- but i would have liked more of a skill when i got out...

  2020-01-22 15:29

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  Oh yeahh 4: Tokyo drift

  Don't go infantry. That's what I did when I got an 87 on the ASVAB... I could have done almost anything else, but I was dead set on being an 03... I still got my college, but I knew guys who got marketable skills on top of the college. That's fairly difficult to pull off btw... I knew zero non snco's who pulled off college classes while in. Idk what you do... But i knew no one who had enough time.

  2020-01-22 15:15

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  But first, wtf r blue lives

  None... Apparently he has a camera.... It's the least political sticker that says "smile for the camera."

  2020-01-22 15:09

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  Oh yeahh 4: Tokyo drift

  My reply wasn't meant for you.... It was meant for nosleyall17. I guess I accidentally clicked reply under one of your comments.

  2020-01-22 14:13

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  Oh yeahh 4: Tokyo drift

  I mean yes and no.... Veterans are far more likely to commit suicide or be homeless than non-vets but they also have organizations set up to cater to them like VFW and the VA. Vets are also likely to help other vets on a personal level. I joined because my father made a career out of the military and I wanted out of my situation... But in the back of my mind knew I would get a college education and a house out of the deal and if i died my family would get like $400,000 so i enlisted.

  2020-01-22 14:10

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  Axis powers gang

  Until nazi Germany reintroduced and bred misquitos to infect italians with malaria.

  2020-01-21 20:38

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  work with me here grandma

  Liberals will eat all the dogs and cats... Vote trump 2020

  2020-01-21 12:28

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  Maybe on your birthday

  same, just google how to correct that... Warning it takes a couple months to correct it.

  2020-01-21 08:55

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  Canada!

  International norms say that they have rights to any oil or valuable materials with in 30 miles or so... I can't exactly remember, but that's what the fuss is about.

  2020-01-21 07:55

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  Democratic Primary Debates

  I'm not sure what that has to do with what I said, but I can confirm that Bush 43 didn't get impeached.

  2020-01-20 06:59

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  Democratic Primary Debates

  Then he held more rallies for Clinton than Clinton held for herself. When the liberal boomers and gen xer's die, who will watch CNN? This is just a very terrible and transparent attempt at identity politics.

  2020-01-17 16:21

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  Democratic Primary Debates

  Last Presidental election the Republicans absolutely ate each other and they turned put fine. Cruz threatened Trump after Trump said Cruz's dad killed Kennedy and then called Cruz's wife ugly and alleged that Trump had some dirt on Cruz's wife.

  2020-01-17 16:18

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  Damn you social norms

  Solid Franks redhot reference

  2020-01-17 15:34

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  you only get the vegetables of your labor

  This is correct, I'm fairly certain that I was taught this in school though...

  2020-01-17 13:48

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  Muh socialism

  I assume that you would be in favor of little to no government interference or regulation in the markets.

  2020-01-17 11:05

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  Muh socialism

  

  2020-01-17 10:47

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  That’s tuff

  

  2020-01-17 10:45

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  Muh socialism

  I mean, sure but utopian socialist communes existed prior to federal taxes. For example there is one in Indiana near where I live that dates from close to 100 years prior to federal income taxes. There is a difference between revolutionary/scientific socialism and utopian socialism, mostly the lack of revolution thru class struggle or even the recognition of class antagonism.

  2020-01-17 09:49

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  That’s tuff

  100% true.

  2020-01-17 08:29

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  Muh socialism

  Generally, socialists come from a desire to have a more moral economy more than envy. Most of the utopian socialists ( pre-Marxian socialism) we're already wealthy. They attempted to build their utopian societies, all failed one way or another but they are spread all over the U.S.

  2020-01-17 08:27

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  Myers

  One of the other Drs. so Meyers would kill for the cult of thorn if I remember correctly

  2020-01-16 14:34

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  Myers

  In the movie Halloween, the killer is Michael Meyers. He is locked up in a mental institution from the time he was 6 until early twenties. He breaks out, steals a car and drives back to his hometown to continue killing horny teens

  2020-01-16 14:32

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  His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

  That's my thought, but you never know.

  2020-01-16 09:27

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  His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

  Are users going to consider this political?

  2020-01-16 09:17

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  jeof

  

  2020-01-15 22:28

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  jeof

  Everytime something happens polls like these are conducted. Like with Libya or Iraq or Somalia... its pretty predictable. I'm not sure who the survey's target audience is.

  2020-01-15 21:00

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  jeof

  No, it polled 1,995 registered voters. Search "Iran on a map survey"... it's on morning consult which has a link to download the data. But again its 280+ pages of tables so best of luck.

  2020-01-15 20:53

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  jeof

  Yes, until my fellow Americans can pin point Iran on a map, this Iranian awareness meme will persist.

  2020-01-15 20:46

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  jeof

  It's a morning consult/ politico poll of 1995 registered voters and margin of error of +/-2 percent. The survey was done online I'd look more into the survey but its burried in 300 pages... its cited on the original image but the citation is cropped out on this and the two other reposts of this.

  2020-01-15 20:44

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  Uploading rules are fucked up aren't they?

  What uploading rules?

  2020-01-15 14:20

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  Trust

  You must not watch the same videos that I do.... those brothers and sisters seem pretty close

  2020-01-14 09:02

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  Jegraffy

  That's a good point, we could turn it into a whole new world.

  2020-01-14 07:34

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  Jegraffy

  I remember that Jay Leno and David Letterman did the "find this country on a map" before Iraq. Same thing happened... another was "what happened in Agrabah" and " should we bomb it". A disturbing amount described tragedy and agreed we should bomb it.. Agrabah is the fictional sultanate that Aladdin takes place in

  2020-01-13 19:18

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  Indeed

  Just wait.... election season is about to start....

  2020-01-12 18:58

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  tax the rich

  Do you live in Germany?

  2020-01-12 08:47

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  It's supposed to be a rumour...

  What is the "I like" portion?

  2020-01-10 18:27

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  Congrats Iran

  Mainly spewing misinformed opinions.

  2020-01-10 13:02

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  Congrats Iran

  WW3 happened...

  2020-01-10 12:53

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  damn

  Saw a story yesterday saying a back channel was used (Qatar)to lay out to Iran what would happen if they: didn't respond (removal of some unspecified sanctions) , if they used "proportional retaliation" ( military deescalation) and if they outright attacked ( basically war). Iran went with the middle option obviously, and gave Iraq and U.S forces a couple hour heads up on the attack.

  2020-01-09 11:39

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  damn

  It depends. Congress has the power to declare war and controls the spending allotted to the military. The president is commander in chief - head of the military- its supposed to balance the powers between the branches. However, congress has basically given powers to the executive as wars became more costly. Since then the use of proxy wars/"police actions" have taken the place of actual wars. Which is why potus is using AUMF and why its important that Iran's military is now a terrorist group

  2020-01-09 10:35

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  why are you gay ?

  I don't disagree... I was saying if the U.S invaded they would win militarily- like Iraq- but the population would quickly use guerilla tactics. They would harry and harass patrols... their leadership already has experience setting up militia groups. I would look out for iranian sponsored attacks in the region for the actual retaliation. The attacks were or face saving and p.r.... hell they warned the Iraqis hours before the attack started.

  2020-01-09 10:05

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  gtfo already

  11/10/1775

  2020-01-09 09:37

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  why are you gay ?

  I disagree, the U.S would have won against their military, but then the populus would go all Iraq on us. It was fairly apparent in hindsight that they intended to cause no casualties and opt for a show of force instead.

  2020-01-09 07:32

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  why are you gay ?

  It could have fairly easily turned into a gulf of tonkin if they wanted it to.

  2020-01-09 07:29

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  why are you gay ?

  Yeah, they did.... they sent a Boeing 737 to block one

  2020-01-09 07:27

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  lll

  I mean... Yang is at less than 5%... so mayo gang? Unless it's giving out 1,000 a month to people... then ebony genius

  2020-01-09 07:24

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  FYI 0341 is an infantry designation in the Marine Corps

  Imagine going on patrols/marches while on easy mode. Brought to you by weapons gang

  2020-01-07 16:19

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  FYI 0341 is an infantry designation in the Marine Corps

  Tube stroker... brought to you by 0331 gang

  2020-01-07 15:05

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  Bah

  I looked at the tweet... I now wish that Trump actually replied that.

  2020-01-06 23:48

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  Is this like a personal attack or something?

  At no point did they blow up a U.S embassy. Protesters stormed the U.S embassy, none were hurt and no evacuations. This came in response to the U.S bombing some locations belonging to and killing some members of an iran backed Iraqi militia who were fighting ISIS. That Iraqi militia is believed to be responsible for killing one contractor and injuring several U.S service members. This goes back further and further to 1952 iirc.... but these are the immediate events I believe.

  2020-01-06 13:30

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  World of Adam's and Chris's....

  Ayn Rand, Noam chomsky, Michael Foucault, Zizek... I get your point however. I was referring to people like Goebbels... his doctorate was in philosophy. Karl Marx's doctorate was in philosophy... it's odd and kinda proves the point that they gained notoriety outside of the field of philosophy.

  2020-01-05 22:44

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  World of Adam's and Chris's....

  A surprising number of influential historical figures were philosophers

  2020-01-05 18:24

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  World of Adam's and Chris's....

  That would be shocking

  2020-01-05 18:24

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  his new nickname should be prezzy airstrikes, this man lo...

  *rifles

  2020-01-03 16:36

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  Not a meme!

  Yes, but he objectively did a good thing, lived the fantasy that so many have, and validated one of the arguments used in a very contentious political topic....

  2020-01-02 07:59

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  Tactical nukes

  Always remember the 11th of April, 1951.

  2019-12-31 14:41

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  wow.

  Woah there, we are also allies with Saudi Arabia

  2019-12-31 12:02

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  True Story

  I'll trade you one for a mechanical pencil

  2019-12-30 09:02

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  Old article new meme

  That's why I fly my Reaper from the comfort of my Abrahams while dual wielding MK-32's

  2019-12-30 08:58

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  welcome to the salty spitoon, how gay are ya?

  I wouldn't mind if she was doing it now tho

  2019-12-28 20:54

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  ... even though I couldn't get it published before Christ...

  I nominate breq, so he doesn't have to pay to mail a pencil to a stranger.

  2019-12-27 16:36

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  i woke up in a new bugatti

  It's a trap!!!

  2019-12-27 08:50

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  Donald Trump

  Listen man, if the bevy of evidence has not convinced you, then nothing I can do could convince you. I assume you saw the same evidence that I looked at and came out on the other side. The several week long congressional interviews shoot every single defense down. The defenses now seem to be simply ignoring witnesses and arguing that it is overly political...

  2019-12-26 00:04

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  Donald Trump

  Look at this from a logical stand point... the aid was held because Ukraine is corrupt... sure, but why would they require an investigation into an American by a corrupt govt? There are procedures to begin an investigation into Americans that don't require an untrustworthy foreign government to be involved. There would be no reason to believe that the outcome of the Ukrainian investigation would be valid because it is corrupt.

  2019-12-25 23:51

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  dongs in a gamer

  Find another g for the acronym....

  2019-12-25 19:28

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  Donald Trump

  It's a process in the constitution. I'm also a little confused by what you qualify as solid evidence. Because we have the aid being held up, the email to the OMB saying it should be held up, the memo of the call, the testimony of officials in the administration, the chief of staff admitting it, the president admitting to asking for them to investigate. This is the amount of evidence that is fairly hard to ignore. Did you listen to the testimony of the officials?

  2019-12-25 19:21

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  Donald Trump

  Lol listen I get it, you feel a need to defend the president... I'm not sure why, I'm sure you have your reasons... to me the evidence is far too much to back him on this... but painting everyone who disagrees with you as some partisan is probably not the best tactic.

  2019-12-25 03:31

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  Donald Trump

  That's not how that works.... that's not how any of that works. Congress definitely approved it, and even if the Senate was negotiating it, that still doesn't give the president the ability to use it as leverage for Ukraine to open an investigation into his political opponents.

  2019-12-23 22:06

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  sounds like a metaphor for something

  The text of the meme is vague enough that it applies to either sides caricatures of the other groups. Whether it is the rich using the other classes to up hold the current system of exploitation or the dems using minorities and urban voters to maintain their electoral power.

  2019-12-23 17:19

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  sounds like a metaphor for something

  From his other memes, I believe that was the point of the meme... thus the allusion to the Jean-Jacques Rousseau quote.

  2019-12-23 17:14

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  Blow jobs

  Blue and white dress

  2019-12-23 10:54

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  Oh yeah, it's happening!

  He's also said that exercising regularly uses up a person's "finite" life energy.

  2019-12-23 07:14

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  Oh yeah, it's happening!

  He said something negative about them during a debate.... the BEN "IM A FUCKING WORLD RENOWNED DR." CARSON kinda backed him up....

  2019-12-23 07:11

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  Something like that....

  Lol you appear to be correct. It be like that some times

  2019-12-20 18:20

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  Something like that....

  If I'm not mistaken, move house is a common phrase in England. It means to move... it might be common in all of U.K, but I definitely heard a guy from the Midlands use the phrase move house

  2019-12-20 18:12

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  Oof

  The entire girls locker room appears to have had a stroke

  2019-12-20 17:11

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