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  Oof

  I've actually done this... granted not for LGBT but for a clan that has lost its honor after multiple merges

  2022-10-15 23:01

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  sexy as hell

  I am reminded of trump

  2022-10-14 01:47

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  Nice

  This is a good one to save

  2022-10-14 01:39

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  Hilly Moly

  A country boy will survive.

  2022-01-04 08:54

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  Just a Minigun

  Holy shit you know that shit burns when it hits his legs.

  2022-01-03 23:43

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  Night photos

  S20 ultra takes utterly awesome pictures

  2020-12-31 11:18

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  May the force be with you...

  Clean your darkside. They will.

  2020-12-28 02:49

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  #TRUE_AF

  Those dogs on the top look really good. Outfits on point.

  2020-12-28 02:43

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  Americans

  Unfortunately this is freaking accurate.

  2020-11-06 22:46

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  Nice

  Great cannot unsee

  2020-11-05 10:27

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  Spooky Season, part 1

  Savage

  2020-10-09 09:53

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  Modern problems require...well you know

  Savage

  2020-10-09 09:50

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  Ladies, please be gentle

  It's a simple motion that most men have practiced virtually every day after their 12-13th birthday and often more than once a day....

  2020-07-06 07:45

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  So civilized

  Weirdly enough very accurate.

  2020-06-14 19:44

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  Modern civilization...

  The blanket comment actually happened....

  2020-05-18 17:45

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  Finna go off

  You can be in the middle of the desert nothing in sight for miles.... drop a duce and lo and behold there is a fly on ze shit.... like where did it come from?

  2020-05-17 10:28

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  Coming or going

  Moonwalk bro.... Well walk softly and carry a big stick you'll go far and they'll never find you.

  2020-05-17 10:24

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  stonks

  Owned

  2020-05-16 14:28

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  I don't bite! I gnaw!

  Omnomnomnom (blood) *kitten gone wild*

  2020-05-16 14:26

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  Checkmate

  Hows it hanging bro...

  2020-05-16 14:25

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  You can see the regret

  Oh shit

  2020-05-16 14:21

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  Just barely missed

  Dayum son.. right place right time.. and good karma to boot.

  2020-05-16 14:20

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  The perfect loop

  Frogger anyone?

  2020-05-16 14:19

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  Bob

  Vegeta KAKAROT!!

  2020-05-16 14:19

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  title spins his meat until it fidgets ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  It cannot be unseen

  2020-05-16 14:12

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  This is a special kind of hell

  You spin me round round baby right round like a doggy baby round round..

  2020-05-16 14:07

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  .

  Yo fuck you all *does 180*

  2020-05-16 14:03

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  oui

  Pretty much

  2020-05-16 14:00

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  doot doot

  Disco boogaloo

  2020-05-16 13:57

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  I love Scooby Doo

  Or the mods end up crapping on your cleverness... or missing the point of an intellectual funny.... Alas the lowest common denominator is usually the majority...

  2020-05-16 13:56

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  North Koreas newest threat

  Tis the derp gun.

  2020-05-16 13:53

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  Destiny sucks. Come back to Halo, Bungie.

  Personally I loved halo 2... Shame its soo hard to find now its like they swept it under the rug... like windows xp pro

  2020-05-16 11:26

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  how all memes begin

  Ya can't have any pudding if you dont beat your meat.

  2020-05-16 11:25

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  sexy as hell

  Looks like trump

  2020-05-16 11:22

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  please save a cookie for me

  *makes sad shark noises*

  2020-05-16 11:22

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  Cold War

  Did you know that during the cold war the USSR had problems with their nuclear missile targeting systems? Their solution.... make it bigger... so what if it's a few miles off course when you have collateral damage...ftw

  2020-05-16 11:19

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  Israel comings from

  Nah there was bad blood to begin with... but sombody decided to kick the asian Hornets nest and leave it to the rest of the world to run in terror....

  2020-05-16 11:17

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  Safety

  Osha was on vacation

  2020-05-16 11:14

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  Ja

  All the above?

  2020-05-16 11:11

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  Land of the free

  Merica

  2020-05-16 11:10

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  No chill kanye

  Your mom

  2020-05-16 11:08

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  me

  And then theres those of us that just love food...

  2020-05-16 11:01

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  Pornhub doesn't suprise me

  Its true... theres all sorts on non porn stuff there

  2020-05-16 11:01

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  The U.K. had gone to shit

  Nah its premium mandingo stock.. can probably taste his wife...

  2020-05-16 11:00

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  Why though?

  Lol if only his dad used one... then his dad wouldnt be his dad.. unless its Alabama then they would be brothers and cousins.

  2020-05-16 10:58

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  SHE KILLED A PUPPP THEN BLAMES OSCAR MEYER!

  Ok first off dont feed your dog meat... in general to begin with.

  2020-05-16 10:55

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  Not true

  Ah if you are getting regular with a girl you really like it's better imo... unless yknow quarantine... but then theres video chat...

  2020-05-16 10:53

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  They need us

  I think it's more of a personal preference as opposed to a disease.... I mean it happens in nature all the time....

  2020-05-16 10:52

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  do it

  Aight what dumbass doesnt recognize duke nukem

  2020-05-16 10:49

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  Big dick duck

  "Strip" *thump* (nice!) RECOOOM! thanks you lord.

  2020-05-16 05:54

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  My favorite movie

  Hiya toots!

  2020-05-16 05:48

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  you can not escape

  Think my record is somewhere around a week...

  2020-05-16 05:44

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  How fat whales behave

  Even big girls need love... provided you're packing big enough equipment to get past the fat rolls.

  2020-05-16 05:29

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  X Æ A-12

  I think of all folks Elon musk would actually raise his kids right

  2020-05-16 05:28

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  do it

  My body is a temple baby so get on your knees and pray.

  2020-05-16 05:27

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  Ey younglings, is this dank?

  Mmm I detect a slight hint of... socks

  2020-05-16 05:26

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  Title under construction

  Be happy.. dont worry be happy now. For an actual reference gay traditionally referred to a state of being joyously happy...

  2020-05-16 05:24

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  :0 shok

  Ugh idiots never actually bother to read your ads and ask stupid questions..

  2020-05-16 05:23

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  Damn daddy

  There once was a man from kent.. whose dick was so long that it bent.. To save himself trouble he stuck it in double.. so instead of coming he went.

  2020-05-16 05:21

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  Yes

  Then you have mutations like xxy where you go from 46&2 to 47&3 prime numbers....

  2020-05-16 05:19

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  you got any threes?

  Its Florida man..

  2020-05-16 05:17

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  MONCH THAT BUTT

  Ze buttmuncher.. Anyone reminded of Madagascar?

  2020-05-16 05:16

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  I chlorophormed a man once but nobody believes me

  Lemme whip out ye old merck index here.. aha made from acetone and bleaching powder by addition of sulfuric acid... can also be made by controlled chlorination of methane.

  2020-05-16 05:14

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  I chlorophormed a man once but nobody believes me

  Another fun fact if you do end up making some and consequently knocking your own ass out... if you dont die... you'll have one hell of a headache waking up.

  2020-05-16 05:10

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  dafuq

  Finally a legit answer.

  2020-05-16 05:04

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  Checkmate

  Dont forget to bring your towel...

  2020-05-16 04:53

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  Checkmate

  No such thing as social distancing....

  2020-05-16 04:52

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  Yeert

  Lol went to freakin home depot the other day and honestly they had us all line up to limit how many enter the store... like c'mon its home depot folks are usually pretty spread out anyway.

  2020-05-16 04:51

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  nice idea

  Dont think you can be charged for this either... so ftw

  2020-05-16 00:56

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  Sounds fun

  I would like to point out that is a quick fuse.... you'd have less than half a second to throw it before it blew up in your hand....

  2020-05-16 00:55

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  Yay

  Slightly further into the future and in the middle of a pandemic... I think this may have happened..

  2020-05-16 00:53

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  Dat package

  But what's in the box....

  2020-05-16 00:48

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  No Way, You Were Hungry?

  No shit really?

  2020-05-16 00:42

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  I died.

  Fkin batman lmao

  2020-05-16 00:38

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  Buget has been compromised

  It worked for North Korea....

  2020-05-16 00:15

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  Bleach

  Yeah was thinking about the hair...

  2020-05-16 00:07

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  All nighters watching quarantine garbage

  Thanks to this I learned about professional russian bitch slapping

  2020-05-16 00:05

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  Jk

  What a cool dog.

  2020-05-16 00:04

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  Ohhhhh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)™

  Leg wraps....

  2020-05-16 00:04

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  Al walk with a tree

  Dayum what a burn.

  2020-05-16 00:02

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  Title

  I'm feeling some neighborly love/hate vibes.

  2020-05-16 00:01

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  Lovley.

  Or a mothafuckin Patriot

  2020-05-12 23:11

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  Stink

  Technically it will also help kill *some* bacteria... and smell bad enough to make you cry....

  2020-05-12 23:08

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  Ma man Otis.....

  Tan lines

  2020-05-08 23:38

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  *cough cough*

  Yeah... but it's a return to darwinism.

  2020-05-08 23:23

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  He got got

  Nailed it

  2020-05-08 23:19

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  Ha

  Lol somebody's watching you

  2020-05-08 23:08

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  Hmmm....

  Am I the only one who thought of the game pussy or raw meat...

  2020-05-08 23:05

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  Tired of reports

  Would ya look at that it's a tiny Kim Jong Un.

  2020-05-06 20:05

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  Barney time

  Yeah... girls get freakin wild...

  2020-05-06 19:58

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  first try

  Been there shat that

  2020-05-06 18:19

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  Who else needs this

  Lol nice though used to we would jerry rig dual monitors

  2020-05-06 18:14

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  Truth... Just plain ass truth..... Hello fellow 90s kids.

  Lol try rewatching rugrats as an adult... theres jokes for both kids and adults and stoned folks.

  2020-05-06 18:12

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  Beautiful

  You can be semi homeless and stranded in a city you dont have a home in.... broke as fk and screwed cause nobody gives a shit about you..... then some random dude walks up and gives you a 100$ so you can get home... would be awesome and good karma.

  2020-05-02 15:07

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  Oh sh*t...

  Somehow I dont think the emergency shutoff valve was meant to help this....

  2020-05-02 15:04

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  Vivement 2021

  For a min it looked like there was a hose in the dogs butt....

  2020-04-29 01:34

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  Men

  Too much money...not enough brains to teach their kids to work for what they want.

  2020-04-29 01:33

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  Hmm

  Almost as good as robbing the gun store..... "cashier knocks the bolt back on the m-240 do you feel lucky?"

  2020-04-29 01:30

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  I chlorophormed a man once but nobody believes me

  Fyi if you do end up making some make sure it's in a container that's blacked out since its light sensitive. And more importantly has high purity alchohol on top... itll sit on the bottom and stay stable. Otherwise just mix it into fog machine juice...heh

  2020-04-29 01:27

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  title

  Black rambo doing the mamba on a conga.

  2020-04-29 01:24

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