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Excuse me for the rest of my life.

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NuckFugget | 2014-05-15 07:30

tough fucker

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NuckFugget | 2014-05-14 21:00

Badum tsss

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NuckFugget | 2013-10-01 19:30

e.e of courSE

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NuckFugget | 2013-10-01 19:00

NONE

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NuckFugget | 2013-10-01 14:00

big butts

Government Lockdown Government

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NuckFugget | 2012-12-05 04:01

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NuckFugget | 2012-12-05 00:01

yeah

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NuckFugget | 2012-12-05 00:01

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Latest comments

i want them
There is 3 little fan type blades at the bottom of the mug , and they spin when you press the button, like those spray bottle fans from Disney and what not. Except they don't take batteries...mine doesn't anyways..

2014-06-22 22:56
+5
Hey HEY,got ya there pal!
this is a repost of my cropped repost from tumblr.

2014-06-15 15:29
+2
Seriously
You know you're getting old/older when you fall asleep on the couch and wake up on the couch still cause you're too heavy for your parents to carry you to bed

2014-06-09 17:50
+2
i love this quote
This movie

2014-06-03 00:42
+13
well this is akward
just 1 soap

2014-05-29 22:21
+2
umm yum
Beard is much funnier

2014-05-29 16:47
-1
umm yum
I seen the news cast picture on its own and it said "bread"

2014-05-29 16:47
-3
treat for a mouse
Its obviously an iguana ^

2014-05-26 23:01
+6
feeling better
Actually, you're just a creepy tag along and the other two are secretly hoping you'll catch on and go the fuck away

2014-05-26 22:59
+6
yo mom
Or when they never come back at all ^

2014-05-26 22:55
+5
and thus no studying was done
I always find myself thinking "fuck, I should make a rage comic about this" but then I either get too lazy or I start making one and then stop in fear that if I post it , it will get trashed in moderation

2014-05-26 22:54
+11
whaaaa
Vaginas look like Aliens.

2014-05-26 22:52
+18
Wait... i am not water
" I've made a terrible mistake"

2014-05-26 22:51
-1
6th comment will be killed by 10th comment
omg thanks! ^^^

2014-05-26 20:45
+17
the truth has been spoken!
Moral of the story: don't pay $5 for 1 beer

2014-05-26 11:57
+6
Law Of Averages
And sometimes its none of your fucking business to call these people out on these things

2014-05-26 11:51
+4
True
I thought they skipped it because it's mostly all crust

2014-05-26 11:41
0
I <3 Chernobyl
Its been 28 years ^

2014-05-26 11:38
+6
u stuped
He looks like with a guitar

2014-05-25 21:16
+7
never again
They mostly make music about not giving a fuck... maybe you should take some notes on that ^

2014-05-25 21:10
+1
how does he masturbate?
The right to bear arms

2014-05-25 01:03
+11
title says hey how are you
300% done with this site

2014-05-25 01:02
-8
Rick rolling your professor
I feel like if you went along with this it would be a good way to make sure you have a decent essay..

2014-05-25 01:01
+32
I would piss myself
How about no

2014-05-25 00:59
+26
dennis rodman, is that you?
Someone needs to take his nigga card, he's lost his privileges

2014-05-25 00:59
+9
betwixt ye old ferns
This show is fucking great Zach Galifianakis is pure gold when it comes to stupid-funny comedy

2014-05-25 00:45
+18
umm well, you see about that. . . . .
You AIN'T slick Muh'Fucka

2014-05-25 00:41
+54
why the fck does bing still exist? (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
Looks like a fucking 10 year old is driving it

2014-05-25 00:41
+37
never again
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2014-05-25 00:30
+4
X-men
At least they're clean ?

2014-05-24 23:32
+7
whats wrong with this
This coloring book is giving kids a good look at how the grownup world is

2014-05-24 23:30
+5
alrighty then
Is that a pressure washer

2014-05-24 21:27
+4
Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?
pft, ^^ that's how you get spit in your food

2014-05-23 14:24
+6
Lol
a dog's bark and a tree's bark are two different things, unless you're high as fuck

2014-05-23 14:11
+52
Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?
Also I agree with the few people up top, you're in a fast food place...if its not fast, people complain, then if its not a top notch burger they're confused.... And its not like everyone's burger ALWAYS comes out shitty. Again, you get what you pay for.

2014-05-23 12:32
+7
Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?
I have never been served something that shitty from any fast food joint It never looks like the commercials or ads of course

2014-05-23 12:29
-2
Yup
No homo

2014-05-22 21:37
+10
No shrimp or he die
I love how it says "No" twice

2014-05-22 21:35
+1
true!
Fuck this post of that post

2014-05-22 20:39
-2
I'm liquid ph4ntom
SH4DOW CRACK

2014-05-22 20:37
+4
Does this actually taste nice
Detox waters taste great, and they're a perfect way to start off your day However, fuck that, because I don't have the time

2014-05-22 20:35
+78
watch out guys we have a bad ass over here
That looks like that kid from that one YouTube video, he's in class and they're recording him and then he drops this sick ass beat.........

2014-05-20 00:05
+35
buggers
Damn media and their unrealistic burger expectations!

2014-05-19 19:54
+15
those are the honest guys
oops POSTED TWICE DICKSLAPS

2014-05-19 02:31
-2
those are the honest guys
When dickslap is online doing slapdicks lalalalala fuck all these posts...The end.

2014-05-19 02:31
-4
those are the honest guys
When dickslap is online doing slapdicks lalalalala fuck all these posts...The end.

2014-05-19 02:31
-2
EVIL!!!!! (mermaid man)
Every ATM I've ever been to is just a slot where you pull your card in and out manually.. but I wonder why some do this

2014-05-19 00:45
+15
so cute
That dog wants you to get the fuck away so bad

2014-05-18 23:42
-10
haters gonna hate
Yo quiero mcdonalds

2014-05-18 23:42
+1
Psych really understands me
Damn Tyrone I see you over there gettin' yo' shit togetha'

2014-05-18 23:39
+27
heheheur
Someone kick him in the balls

2014-05-18 23:38
+4
Rub some dirt on it. I'm sure you'll be okay

2014-05-18 23:35
+40
she 20
What in the actual fuckery

2014-05-18 23:33
+16
alv
Wicked dance competition

2014-05-18 23:32
+10
Believe in yourself.
Back the fuck off, Martha

2014-05-18 23:27
+3
woah
I never even realised bing has been out for so long.

2014-05-18 23:25
-4
Lets stop bullying!
Yeah let kids stand up for themselfs, except not all kids can. Maybe verbally, but not always physically.

2014-05-18 22:53
+11
isnt it useful ?
I'll try this on monday

2014-05-18 22:51
-1
Lets stop bullying!
Pretty much. The school doesn't do shit until someone gets beat up. Then both the bully and the victim get suspended. Then when the victim kills themself the school is all shocked.

2014-05-18 21:31
+29
@_@
I'm pretty sure if we could move shit with our brains, people would already be practicing that shit.

2014-05-18 20:33
+7
this isn't your ordinary everyday stupid, this is advance...
Her whole twatter is full of stupidity. I'm blown away by the amount of stupid.

2014-05-18 20:28
+8
Hmm guys!
Everyone is so worried about being accepted...just be who the fuck you are and someone will eventually come around and be like "hey.. youre fucking cool" not everyone is gonna like each other because not everyone likes the same things.

2014-05-17 19:23
+1
I'm sorry men...
Willie

2014-05-17 19:18
+1
These make me laugh so hard

2014-05-17 13:44
0
Car people anyone?
:aliens guy: ..Men

2014-05-17 13:18
-1
Dat ocd
One of each color at a time actually. Unless it's an uneven amount for each color, then I would eat all the odd ones first.

2014-05-16 23:12
-1
I hope he's joking
Those "wet spots" can be discoloration on the rocks or even shadows from something nearby, you people are just pointing out any little thing you can to turn this cute/sweet idea into something negative.

2014-05-16 19:12
+1
beautiful
They both bug me. The bottom one is organized by color but they're so oddly placed and I feel like they need to be in order by size also

2014-05-16 18:37
+1
priorities
Thats usually why YouTube is banned in school

2014-05-16 17:13
+26
yep._.
Still cute

2014-05-16 01:15
-2
whyyyy?
or when you get hit by a flying burrito

2014-05-16 01:07
0
stout
I like how no one said anything as she got up off the bus and left her child

2014-05-16 00:59
+2
no title for you :(
Her face screams "Oh no! not my extra comfy granny panties!"

2014-05-15 15:45
+1
tough fucker
Sorry about the the grammar I even questioned myself and still messed up, thanks for the correction though.

2014-05-15 15:42
+2
Love of my life
sweet mother of full fridges

2014-05-15 02:15
0
Pomeranian with new haircut
"you think this is a fucking game?"

2014-05-15 02:13
+2
Awesome
could you imagine trying to set that shit up

2014-05-15 02:10
+1
So true
That teacher has already learned everything you have and maybe more, they then go to college to study one particular subject in order to go back and share their greater knowledge to someone learning that subject.

2014-05-15 02:07
0
kick em out
Cat 1: I'll barf on the carpet in the middle of the living room and you claw the fuck out of the arm of the couch Cat 2: Okay but make eye contact with the human while you do it

2014-05-15 02:04
0
tumblr
Kebabbbbbb

2014-05-13 18:07
+3
crazy stairzzz
I wouldn't even attempt it if I was sober

2014-05-09 02:06
0
Cat and the Hat
That's the line in the movie...and no..I'm 16 ...but thanks

2014-05-08 02:13
+3
X-rated
How many times has that happened before they had to put up a sign

2014-05-07 22:21
+3
Kfc
What the fuck do I do with this information...

2014-05-07 22:18
+8
Cat and the Hat
and you're ugly; Just like your mum.

2014-05-07 22:11
+20
lolol
plus, nowadays people steal just to steal, they don't always care if it's worth anything

2014-05-07 18:15
+9
do it
Actually, her shirt pretty much fits...it's her pants that are way to low...but she's clearly in lazy around the house clothes so..

2014-05-06 12:49
+2
This was my 40th birthday gift
My grandma is in a wheelchair and my 7 year old cousin bought her a little granny from a thrift shop that looked just like that and we always wondered why the heck someone would make a toy granny in a wheelchair that wound up... now I know

2014-05-01 02:06
+1
Omg 12 year olds
Kid actually just wants to be a farmer

2014-04-28 23:45
+9
cats are liquid
Cat: not sure if expensive center piece or my bed...

2014-04-24 20:46
+9
omg
It looks like a popsicle kinda

2014-04-03 00:54
+1
with
That's AmputeeOt from YouTube

2014-04-03 00:45
+2
let it go
looks like ketchup and mustard soup for dinner

2014-04-02 06:29
+4
black as fuck
He probably would have gotten away with it if he wasn't black

2014-03-30 15:49
0
duct tape
and they're trying to get my city Florida to distribute "bear proof" trash cans that are going to cost $200 each ..clearly bears have no issues riPPING THROUGH METAL AND WHAT THE FUCK EVER ELSE!!!

2014-03-29 07:53
+4
I ain't even mad
I thought that was blood on the floor

2014-03-27 14:00
-6
Best time is 6 minutes, 40 seconds. Beat that!
@BeefSupreme it's not that a white lady with 3+ multiracial kids is a bad thing...except that they're usually dirty little hood rats with boogers running down their face and the lady is usually pregnant and in her pajamas

2014-03-27 13:57
+14
i'll definitely get a girlfriend with a name like Red Bab...
Fat Liver Bradley

2014-03-26 19:15
+2
Sooo many
"So NATURALLY, Tyler bought 600 bottles"

2014-03-25 01:41
+12
IMAGIN HAVING MAGGOTS IN YOUR VAGINA
Most disturbing/personal/disgusting thing ever? Better tell my professor.

2014-03-18 13:55
+5

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