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  life is hard but at least i don't have a baby with my ex

  Having a daughter out of my previous relationship has brought me so much joy. Lost my 12 year marriage but my daughter still loves me. Hung out with her all day yesterday and went to see beetle juice 2. Would take that over 10 tinder dates anytime

  2024-09-26 07:58

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  BRUH

  Ah, I see I've offended you, apologies. I just want everyone in the world to know that girls who squirt are really just pissing on you. I guess they must enjoy it, but those who are being pissed on should be informed of this fact.

  2024-06-25 14:48

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  BRUH

  We are all ignorant about some things. This was just your time to shine

  2024-06-25 14:43

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  Delivering sandwiches across sand dunes

  His schlong must be huge to feel secure driving that around

  2024-06-25 14:42

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  BRUH

  No. There is not. Because it is the same damn fluid. There is no special fluid sack inside a girls vagina that they "squirt" from. When they "squirt" it is literally piss. Now you can stop spreading this ignorance.

  2024-06-25 02:25

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  Some women

  I had a chick try to do this and I was like "we can give it a try". Then I found out about the other dudes she had been fucking. Threw her shit in the trash and dropped her back off at her dad's house. If we don't teach these women what is acceptable behavior, we will find ourselves stuck in an unacceptable world.

  2024-06-21 11:01

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  An empire is about to fall

  But the library would be the best place... so peaceful and quiet as long as she keeps the sucking sounds to a minimum. You could do it in the health and fitness section

  2024-06-10 13:19

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  Title

  Bro my 2000 rig blows your 400 ps5 out the water. You know you jelly

  2024-06-10 01:01

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  Title

  An oldie but a goodie.

  2024-06-10 00:58

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  Wholesome!

  Everybody liked that

  2024-06-04 06:16

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  Vecchia d'Italiano

  And he never stabs cops at right-wing rallies

  2024-06-04 06:15

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  We can't have nice things

  Imagine an innocent man that got framed by some vengeful ex-wife. Wow.

  2024-06-04 04:52

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  New heavy-metal band name: DEATH NUGGETS

  It actually makes perfect sense. Testerone comes from the death nuggets and it compels men to stress themselves out in order to find a mate. You can see this in certain species of frogs where the more T they have, the more pushups they do to attract a mate. Given enough T, they will do pushups until their heart stops and they die. Humans aren't so different. You can just keep your death nuggets and not bend over backwards for women(though they will resent that). Best of both worlds, imo

  2024-06-03 23:50

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  What is this lol

  This is fetal alcohol syndrome, is what it is

  2024-06-03 10:00

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  Just leave me alone

  Sir, this is a Wendy's. Hitler, evil, non-corrupted, saint... whatever. Just wash your hands when you go to the restroom

  2024-05-31 14:28

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  I remember you

  OG counter strike. As close quarters as it gets

  2024-05-21 10:59

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  About the former Facebook and Nike diversity manager

  Why do hot girls have to do this. Just get on your knees. This is why men make lots of money. To entice the beautiful girls and get some goddamm sexual favors. Otherwise it is worthless. I should know. I had to give up long ago

  2024-05-20 22:18

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  They have not done the poor girl any favors

  Yeah I get that. She really should wax

  2024-05-16 10:55

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  They have not done the poor girl any favors

  If you like black girls then you like black girls. I happen to

  2024-05-16 10:46

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  Hm

  You're voting for a demented old man either way. We need a real life Ironman or something to vote for. This is a nightmare

  2024-05-15 05:45

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  Hm

  Lol retardpilled. That's a new one

  2024-05-15 05:43

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  Hm

  Yeah I think fentanyl came from China mainly and it is smuggled in so... it's a matter for the DEA

  2024-05-15 05:42

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  yeah

  Is this AI? It looks too amazing to be real

  2024-05-15 04:40

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  Truth

  I dunno I mean if they actually went and got their cock and balls removed... I don't think I actually want them in my bathroom anymore.

  2024-05-15 03:51

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  Belgium enforces rape now

  Look you can go do anything for minimum wage. But if you want to be a prostitute you actually have to do the work. Or get in the goddamn van, you lazy bitch

  2024-05-15 03:43

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  Dear God…….

  He didn't close guantanomo, he's making your house into the next one

  2024-05-14 04:56

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  Fuck these “people”

  Do you want Ukrainians dying or Americans dying? I wish it could be neither one.

  2024-05-14 04:54

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  ERNIIIEEEEEE

  Key and Peele

  2024-05-08 15:52

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  Chug chug chug

  Whatever you want to call them, had some last night. Quiet. Neat. Don't pay rent, though

  2024-05-08 06:23

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  About smart people

  But deep down, still hurts bad to call daddy in to save you.

  2024-05-08 06:20

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  Shoe but the s is silent

  Sorry but yeah. I'll value a virgin way higher than a prostitute/hoe/whatever you want to call yourself.

  2024-04-29 10:23

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  sure...

  standarts. bro is winning this debate, y'all

  2024-04-27 20:30

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  Or a discord... Or a reddit...

  I went to the discord for my hobby. Everyone just tried to murder me. meh.

  2024-04-26 02:10

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  Ukraine parties

  say womp womp again you russian bot

  2024-04-25 12:55

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  Ukraine parties

  I dunno, man. Ukraine is headed towards the west, not to Russia. Putin just got paranoid and attacked them. I feel bad for those people. They say they need ammo. Okay. I'm happy to give them ammo.

  2024-04-25 10:32

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  Biggie was fat meme

  Biggie was rough on his women, too.

  2024-04-25 10:29

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  Starts with

  But in the end, it doesn't even matter

  2024-04-25 10:27

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  Flammenwoofer

  nightmare fuel

  2024-04-25 09:52

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  How nice of mossad to inform people

  Pro hamas? No. Pro people of Palestine. Anyone who is pro hamas can eat a dick

  2024-04-25 09:49

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  Cory Spazkid edited car photo meme

  What bait? This dude looks dope. Have you seen pictures of jesus? Looks nothing like this. It's hilarious. Who is really a moron here?

  2024-04-25 09:45

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  That is weird

  I overexplained. Lol. Now I have to defend myself from being called gay? Whatever. Call me gay.

  2024-04-25 09:44

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  Oddly specific

  Some of them really mean it, too. They will piss or shit in your bed. My cat was nice. When he was pissed he just played too rough and clawed me to death.

  2024-04-25 09:40

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  Need a nap¿

  As soon as eepy goes neepy I'm going to critical levels of catnip in his nose and then he will fleepy and leepy out of his jeepies

  2024-04-24 13:49

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  Aussie female soldier vs US marine

  I mean, I would marry her, but she needs to stay in the kitchen.

  2024-04-24 13:47

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  That is weird

  Just because I'm not physically attracted to men, doesn't mean I'm not emotionally attracted to men. But no sex. Or no butt sex. or... whatever, I don't want to jizz with bro

  2024-04-24 13:42

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  They're all in hell

  haha, no. they just don't exist anymore. would be nice, tho!

  2024-04-24 13:33

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  Cory Spazkid edited car photo meme

  Guys this is actual Jesus. I know you may not like it, but this is what it actually is. For the record, I fucking like it.

  2024-04-24 13:32

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  Just normal women

  *liars.

  2024-04-24 13:28

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  Subway

  Bro, you making a sandwich an hour? You really did swallow their shit. You should go work for Subway, you'll make like 20 sandwiches an hour

  2024-04-24 08:00

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  First Harambe, now Karen!

  Fucking karens, man

  2024-04-24 07:56

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  Yikes

  Just drop her off and squeeze one out. Not worth the hassle

  2024-04-24 07:55

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  Credit score scam

  Pay your credit card off in full, down... wtf, man. They are just looking for ways to fuck the whole population

  2024-04-24 07:51

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  Fuck Palestine and all their supporters

  Hamas and the common people of Palestine are not the same. That's like saying all Israeli's agree with Netanyahu.

  2024-04-24 07:40

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  +3 vorpal sword

  Damn it. I hate that you're right

  2024-04-24 07:38

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  Hypocrites everywhere

  Alcohol is totally a drug. A horribly addictive one if you get far enough with it. I should know. I'm an alcoholic.

  2024-04-24 07:37

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  Fuck Palestine and all their supporters

  For the people of Palestine. Not for Hamas.

  2024-04-23 20:40

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  +3 vorpal sword

  Magical artifacts should deteriorate like any other item! I mean, if it is a mithril chainmail tunic like for Frodo, okay, I get that. But if it is an iron dagger of fuckyou then that shit can rust!

  2024-04-23 20:36

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  Adult life meme

  These guys are lying to you about life being easy or super worth it, but the truth is that hope springs eternal. Cling to that hope.

  2024-04-23 15:11

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  Female spiders, mantis and fireflies

  Nah, in their case the worst she can say is "Yes!".

  2024-04-23 10:38

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  Real

  Fuck, I'm already there

  2024-04-22 09:27

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  sweet liberty!!!!

  I'm calling your democracy officer

  2024-04-22 09:25

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  Yep

  I agree with this, I have a kiddo and I fear for them. You can say whatever you want but this world is not a nice place.

  2024-04-22 08:46

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  Yep

  No wonder your name is monkey. Less education = better society? Have a banana. It'll keep you from talking

  2024-04-22 08:45

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  Just a little breathing room

  Eggs are cheap now. I dont eat because I would rather be drinking. Address that instead op

  2024-04-21 22:40

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  Hahahaha

  Okay, no. If you believe in something enough to fucking enflame yourself then, yeah. I believe you. And fuck the haters

  2024-04-21 22:36

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  Got memes stuck in mod for like 5 days

  Horrible take, whatever your politics. Or fetus deletus preferences

  2024-04-21 22:33

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  Impossible

  You're looking on the bright side and I commend you for it. I got really into warhammer before I broke down. Was lifting weights. Blah. Didn't save me in the end but I hope it does you

  2024-04-21 15:13

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  Impossible

  I managed this routine for about six years and then broke down. There might be something wrong with me, but there's something wrong with all of us one way or another. Some of us are born to sing the blues, I guess

  2024-04-21 11:56

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  God made all things good

  Flesh eating bacteria. Natural disasters. High levels of child mortality for most of history. Who wouldn't rebel?

  2024-04-21 11:53

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  Errrm, I'm getting worried now

  Eh, let's not pile on. Who here hasn't uploaded a meh meme before? Anyway, it is way past time to be worried and now it is too late. We're at the mercy of the corporations making the AI and the robots, now.

  2024-04-21 11:48

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  It failed cz I wasn't the one to implement it

  Ugh, there's robots doing all the work. So no. Robot communism!

  2024-04-20 16:49

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  The illusion of safety

  Yeah, I am, you caught me. I live at your mama's house

  2024-04-20 16:48

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  The illusion of safety

  Bro, I love a good gyro just like the next guy. But sheep are typically not on the menu, at least here in the US. Enjoy your mutton wherever you are

  2024-04-20 14:26

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  Disney land, more like dismay land!

  OP just suck it. Why nightmares? You're not going to die from pleasing buzz. This is why so many men are struggling these days. No one wants to just shut up and suck it

  2024-04-20 14:22

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  The illusion of safety

  Dumb analogy. The shepherd doesn't eat the sheep, it needs them to live to continue producing wool(taxes) and having more sheep babies. Oh, wait... I think I found the better analogy

  2024-04-20 14:20

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  Woke

  You could also do neither of those stupid ass things as a parent.

  2024-04-20 14:18

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  It's not working

  Doesn't work for me, either. But now what

  2024-04-20 14:17

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  silly simple atheists

  If you believe in astrology or crystals or wtf ever, I guarantee you they also believe in Sky Daddy. Probably better to just rip that bandaid off right now.

  2024-04-20 14:16

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  Happy cat story

  Bro, we are an invasive species in every part of the world. If you owned a human, would you just let them outside to run around? No, of course not. They would burn houses down and get something pregnant. Duh

  2024-04-20 14:14

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  It failed cz I wasn't the one to implement it

  Guys, hear me out. We have never tried communism run by... wait for it... robots! AI doesn't give a shit about itself. It could equitably divide up everything and distribute all the things to all the peeps. Perfect world. But we don't live in a perfect world, do we? That's why communism failed. And whoever controls the robots is about to control the world. Next 5 years are gonna be insane. I guess... here's to interesting adventures?

  2024-04-20 14:08

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  True

  But the difference is that i got no time to be one cause i'm watching CERVESA CRISTAL star wars ads

  2024-04-20 11:57

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  Lol

  Damn you, I will not have my rights violated and I promise you that if someone needs to stand up for justice then it will be me. I WILL see those cans and if you try to stop me then I WILL kill you where you stand.

  2024-04-20 05:52

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  No implants necessary

  Wishful thinking at its best

  2024-04-20 05:44

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  Oklahoma Man

  He could never defeat floridaman. He couldn't even defeat polishman

  2024-04-20 05:42

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  Cornhub

  Allcomics Google it incognito

  2024-04-20 05:39

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  Happy cat story

  If you never let them out, they don't want to be out. They will be curious but if you take them out after raising them inside they are like... This sucks, take me home

  2024-04-19 08:49

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  Hamster when their owner dies

  I once had my dog try to eat me while I was still awake because he is stupid as fuck. Dogs love you but they are also scavengers so don't think you wont be next on the menu as soon as you kick it

  2024-04-19 08:35

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  Happy cat story

  I'm happy for you but this is why we don't let cats outside. They also love to eat birds and that is decimating their populations. Just keep your cats inside, please

  2024-04-19 08:30

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  Lol

  No, no... he has a point.

  2024-04-18 16:01

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  It is what it is

  Bullshit. No one is made out of steel. "Doesn't matter because... I'm going to become an alcoholic."

  2024-04-18 15:59

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  me trying to find a date

  Gotta give em that security...

  2024-04-17 23:23

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  Real heroes

  Now that is beautiful

  2024-04-17 21:10

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  Title

  Full court!

  2024-04-17 19:41

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  I actually liked this movie

  Play Slay the Princess. Much better than this

  2024-04-17 16:00

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  spicing things up

  Bro has Mickey's. He is clearly in his thot phase

  2024-04-17 15:57

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  95% women denied abortions are glad they had their childr...

  *kid gets raised by old, exhausted grandparents instead* mission accomplished

  2024-04-17 15:46

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  When I die don't let me vote Democrat

  I hate all the political memes

  2024-04-17 15:43

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  That's a nice wife

  It's PS5, now. Hopefully this is old.

  2024-04-14 13:15

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  real

  It sounds like you are saying you either got a girl pregnant or if you did you would not be a "man" and "step up to the plate" but leave the girl and your child without support. Is that what you intended to say?

  2024-04-14 11:08

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  Betrayal

  Boo Netanyahu and Hamas! Yay the common people of Israel and Palestine! *Gets downvoted to oblivion*

  2024-04-14 11:01

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