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  Luke’s got too much Skywalker chaos in him

  Spaceballs 2: The Quest for More Money would have hit like crack

  2025-05-09 19:49

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  It happens XD

  

  2025-05-09 19:33

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  Estonians trolling hard with Putler sign ahead of Victory...

  Yeah, now it seems like everyone and their mother is Hitler, in one way or another.

  2025-05-09 19:33

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  Not a Jedi tale but apparently Target’s got you covered

  Tradgedy

  2025-05-08 18:52

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  SpongeBob voice actors went full multiverse and it slapped

  Also Hank in Detroit: Become Human and Kurt Caldwell in Dexter: New Blood.

  2025-05-06 16:13

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  i'm sorry for your loss ma'am

  Both.

  2025-05-03 21:33

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  First year outta school starter pack: broke, drunk, and s...

  3/5. Haven't fumbled or fallen yet.

  2025-05-02 11:59

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  Does Anyone actually side with Saadia?

  Sometimes. Depends. I mean, she pulled a knife on me and I'm the fucking dragonborn. But at the same time, you can trick them both, save Saadia, and get double the reward.

  2025-04-17 08:41

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  I hope you find love in your life

  

  2025-04-15 21:44

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  Uber waslking buddy

  Looks that way.

  2025-04-14 13:07

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  Uber waslking buddy

  New robbery + murder victim method! 2025.4.14, unpatched!

  2025-04-14 13:06

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  do whatever

  "Oh, you actually liked it and watched the whole thing? Fuck you, we're canceling it to fund something that sucks ass instead."

  2025-04-14 10:45

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  Where Are They!?

  I'm never doing either again, that's for sure.

  2025-04-13 01:11

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  Poison isn't that bad.

  My ten trillion health scoffs at your measly poison damage.

  2025-04-12 16:17

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  Where Are They!?

  That and the stones of Barenziah. Fuck them.

  2025-04-12 11:44

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  dongs in a swim

  Strange. This looks exactly like the map of "Countries Who's Leader Shit Themselves in a McDonald's".

  2025-04-09 19:58

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  Staying informed vs keeping your last 2 brain cells alive

  I'd prefer to keep what little sanity I've got left, thanks. Fuck current events.

  2025-04-08 14:40

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  That business reply went from 0 to public court transcript

  It is hard to tell without more information. In my mind, she did all this, blamed the dog for her lack of training ability, and blamed the establishment for making things difficult, taking responsibility for nothing, which points to "I'm a victim!!".

  2025-04-08 09:09

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  That business reply went from 0 to public court transcript

  The victim mentality people have these days is absolutely insane.

  2025-04-07 23:51

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  will you look at that

  Politicians are a special kind of scum almost incomprehensible to regular people.

  2025-04-05 13:11

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  The 90s were chill because we didn’t give kids Twitter yet

  "California. California never changes."

  2025-04-04 18:49

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  Tumblr ads got me thinking a cursed lizard is selling ski...

  I expect nothing less from the infamous "spicy-vagina-tacos".

  2025-04-04 11:46

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  why the fuck does MD on PC make me use tags

  No problem. Definitely a worthwhile tactic if you've already been waiting a while.

  2025-04-04 10:07

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  why the fuck does MD on PC make me use tags

  Bruce Almighty.

  2025-04-03 23:13

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  OnlyFans wants TikTok too and we all know why

  The future is... highly disturbing.

  2025-04-03 15:12

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  Tried buying sneakers, got judged and left

  Wow. And I thought I was lame. Gotta give 4chan credit where it's due. It always makes me realize just how much worse I could be, lol

  2025-04-02 20:23

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  Back rub turns into something else

  Win-win!

  2025-04-02 15:56

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  Greek gods then vs now: from statues to fanart thirst traps

  Maybe I am a Greek god

  2025-03-27 20:29

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  he laughed when he said he hasn’t been hugged in months

  I'm in this meme and I don't like it.

  2025-03-27 16:53

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  it’s called a soliloquy

  I'm not insane and hallucinating, I'm literally the star of a Shakespearean tragedy. Dumbass.

  2025-03-25 09:13

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  35,000 Big Macs later, this man has a frozen emergency stash

  He looks exactly as I'd imagine someone willing to eat 35 000 big macs would look.

  2025-03-24 20:00

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  VR brings back dead daughter and I am emotionally unprepared

  Because delusion and denial are so clearly the help everyone needs. Thanks, insane people with access to VR!

  2025-03-24 18:56

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  Spotify shuffle: Here's the same 50 songs again, loser

  That's what happens when you hit 'skip' nine times out of ten, yes.

  2025-03-24 18:49

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  Title

  I just went in there. Lame as hell. Laughed at nothing. All politics and shitposts made by what I can only assume is a ten-year-old.

  2025-03-23 21:28

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  You can buy abandoned houses in Japan for a few thousand ...

  Someone's seen Scary Movie 4 one too many times

  2025-03-20 10:31

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  dongs in a drink

  

  2025-03-18 14:28

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  You won

  

  2025-03-17 19:47

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  I think thats pretty cool

  Her loss.

  2025-03-15 17:14

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  by respect we mean world power!!!

  Look bud I'm no Republican, but if you think Biden's leadership earned you ANY respect from the world, you're severely delusional. His entire presidency, the U.S. was a world-wide laughing stock.

  2025-03-08 22:59

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  sheeeeeitttt

  Something something strawberry pun

  2025-03-04 18:19

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  Let’s hear it, pal

  Yw

  2025-03-01 11:01

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  Let’s hear it, pal

  Mysterious figure in trenchcoat: "Did you hear about the Gorilla who escaped from the zoo?" Zookeeper: "No?" Mysterious Figure: "That's because I am a quiet gorilla." (Muffled sounds of gorilla violence)

  2025-03-01 07:21

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  Derpixon meme

  Well, I don't really know what I expected lol.

  2025-02-26 15:43

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  Derpixon meme

  

  2025-02-26 15:04

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  Think about it…

  Congrats on "your" "baby"

  2025-02-21 21:51

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  Border collies enjoying freedom

  Mine's a German Shepherd - Border Collie mix, and one of the parents was part Dalmation as well. She's both crazy and a dickhead lol.

  2025-02-20 07:51

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  Scrubs scene

  I think I read somewhere that at a certain point, they just stopped writing him lines and instead wrote "Whatever Neil says" in the script, because of how much he improvised and how good he was at it. Hilarious show, hilarious actors.

  2025-02-17 14:49

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  dongs in a date

  Average 4chan user pretending they're single by choice.

  2025-02-14 21:21

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  I used to like Scrubs a lot

  Those 2 and the janitor. I mean, Dr. Jan Itor

  2025-02-13 11:03

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  hoe work?

  "Now class, there's gonna be 2 exams at the end of this course; oral and anal"

  2025-02-11 22:56

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  The good old days

  I completely forgot about that one

  2025-02-11 22:28

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  The good old days

  Good ol' Bloodhound Gang. I remember exactly none of their other songs. Except Fire Water Burn.

  2025-02-11 19:23

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  Don't feel too bad.

  I'm alone on every other day of the year, why would this one be any different

  2025-02-07 20:47

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  This is a great idea haha

  Curriculum Vitae. Basically a more detailed resume, I'm pretty sure.

  2025-02-07 11:17

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  Dragon Age the veilguard

  Disgusting Thalmor sympathizer. God, I hate elf supremacists. And elves in general. Off with its head!

  2025-01-31 13:15

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  Stealing is not okie dokie

  I have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say me in my defense?

  2025-01-29 09:23

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  Repost is the name you call your jealous

  But if I get rid of it, that only leaves Taco Monday, Taco Wednesday, Taco Thursday, Taco Friday, Taco Saturday, and Taco Sunday

  2025-01-28 18:34

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  dog is not happy

  I take it as a warning. My buddy was over with his new girl about a month ago, and my people-loving dog wouldn't go near her. She usually loves hanging around whoever's over, but as soon as she saw the chick, she wanted to go right back in the house.

  2025-01-28 09:37

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  2025 memes

  It's some AI chatbot I think. Apparently sometime last year, a 14 year old boy 'fell in love with it' and killed himself. I think there is or was a lawsuit about it. Fucked up situation all around.

  2025-01-27 07:54

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  I see a good time.

  2025-01-26 19:13

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  You can see the moment he fell in love

  I don't blame him. Clever and clearly has a sense of humor.

  2025-01-25 08:31

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  THAT'S ME

  Losing my religion

  2025-01-24 22:57

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  need this

  Now that, my friend, is some fucking awesome tech.

  2025-01-23 08:25

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  Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray

  UPDATE!!! Joel is now claiming the fire is ancient, and, in his own words, "was always burning".

  2025-01-20 16:55

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  You're dying first.

  Makes great toast.

  2025-01-16 08:02

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  Water glass

  "There's water in coffee, there's water in soda, there's little pools of water on pizza." "That's grease, Jake." "Well it's wet, isn't it?"

  2025-01-13 11:29

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  Why not both?

  I can hate 2 things.

  2025-01-12 09:38

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  McRib

  Tastes like a Hungry Man TV dinner, but on bread. Even the sauce is almost identical.

  2025-01-09 07:53

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  Happy day!!

  Can't wait for him to be gone-gone. What a gift.

  2025-01-06 19:02

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  Answer me you coward

  Physically, strength is your ability to exert force. The ability to withstand it is toughness. Therefore, you are stronger than you are tough.

  2025-01-04 23:09

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  Avocado

  Sounds like an accurate description of Avacado.

  2025-01-03 22:29

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  better not get a cold

  I was drinking Proper No. 12 and a little bit of Gibson's Finest Rare. Also a fan of Southern Comfort, Fireball and good old Jack Daniels.

  2025-01-03 14:04

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  better not get a cold

  I was hanging out with some friends. Home by 12:30. Watched the ball drop, pounded back the rest of my whiskey while all the guys and their girlfriends kissed, and then just sat and chilled for a bit before saying my goodbyes. Out cold by like 12:45 lol

  2025-01-03 10:46

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  Avocado

  I think... I think it might be Paris

  2025-01-02 23:41

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  He lies

  Only Star Wars media I really care for are the Battlefront games on PS2 and the Jedi games. Haven't gotten into much else. I've seen Phantom Menace, Return of the Jedi, and Force Awakens. I'd say Force Awakens was the least memorable, if nothing else.

  2025-01-02 23:28

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  Cracking jokes as a good

  Awesome.

  2025-01-02 11:41

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  Several times a day. Like, it's a little worrisome.

  2025-01-01 23:44

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  All kinds of memes

  Without. I'm not a fan of fabric in my caffeine.

  2025-01-01 21:40

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  We just want happiness

  *Press X to Doubt

  2025-01-01 21:37

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  All kinds of memes

  I like my coffee like I like my women - Irish.

  2025-01-01 18:14

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  funny

  So many classics. They sure don't make em like that anymore.

  2025-01-01 15:56

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  Title

  You do. But you also go for one before, as a show of respect.

  2025-01-01 11:24

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  every time I have a long weekend

  Yes, actually. All the time.

  2025-01-01 10:03

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  By age 35 you should

  35? Sounds almost like me at 15.

  2024-12-31 11:42

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  Fun fact about Dexter

  Don't forget how after they divorced, a plotline started where her character fell in love with his, while his did not share in it whatsoever. And I'm pretty sure, at that point, he had a hand in writing some of the show. Talk about fucking with an ex.

  2024-12-31 11:41

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  dammit

  My exam prep was always the same. The night before, in the non-winter months, I'd go have a campfire by myself, drink a few beers, and chill, then sleep. In the winter months, I'd substitute the campfire with some TV. Only failed once.

  2024-12-27 15:05

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  how to be a bad brother

  When I was 5, I told my younger sister that giving the middle finger meant 'I love you'. So she flipped my mother off at dinner that night. I thought it was much funnier than they did.

  2024-12-19 17:38

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  Yes

  Exactly. That number should be far higher.

  2024-12-19 15:19

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  The most useless bird on Earth

  No, I dig holes and am likely to die without a mate

  2024-12-18 17:00

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  The most useless bird on Earth

  Y'know, I'm something of a Kakapo myself.

  2024-12-18 10:21

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  He knows

  He knows if you are drunk or stoned, so be both for fuck's sake!

  2024-12-14 00:24

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  crack

  Maybe we let her smoke a little more, then. Once all the teeth fall out, she can gum it

  2024-12-13 14:55

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  noice

  >That'll be $12.50

  2024-12-13 12:13

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  crack

  She gives head and it goes right through her teeth, less risk of biting

  2024-12-13 08:56

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  Someone to be the killer whale, others want to be the shoe.

  ... the fuck?

  2024-12-11 23:15

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  so u are telling me there is a chance?

  Mesmerizing, isn't it?

  2024-12-08 19:37

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  im never enough and thats enough for me

  I haven't slept in 3 days. My home has no hot water. Everything hurts. Yet here I am working 8-7. Guess.

  2024-12-08 16:45

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  High IQ needed

  Why aren't you saying I'm not 140? I am absolutely saying I'm not 140. There's no way I'm 140.

  2024-12-06 22:50

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  High IQ needed

  Comment deleted by moderator

  2024-12-06 22:50

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  High IQ needed

  No online iq tests give good results. I took a few while bored, consistently scored 140-155. Now, I'm no idiot, but I'm certain that's an incredibly inflated score.

  2024-12-06 14:51

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