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  Embracing your inner darkness and finally relaxing

  

  4h

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  Turns out those car handles are useful

  Cars come with women? Checks trunk. Closes trunk.

  5h

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  You have a girlfriend? Cool. What about second girlfriend?

  Is she allowed to join for second breakfast?

  6h

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  Title

  As they find Memedroid and all our comments... ...... !!!!

  6h

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  malnourished tards

  Marfan syndrome?

  6h

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  Me vibing to the same 14 songs for hours

  Of course it's an hour! Most songs are 3m:69s long.

  1d

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  Lets go play

  Every time I see an elephant video or meme I think of the song 'Ten Walls - Walking with Elephants'

  1d

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  wait a minute. Is this democracy? Or it's anal sex

  It always starts off with a finger first. Then more and more is taken. To the point where it is elbows deep.

  1d

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  time to build the nebraska wall

  Can the left just keep California, New York and Washington state? The right can keep the rest.

  1d

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  All the more reason to send them back

  Okay. Will give this a shot. Nope.. I can't. I would have to end all my braincells.

  2025-07-07 00:07

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  At least two people had a good time on the subway.

  Was he having American nightmares?

  2025-07-06 21:55

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  If the furerrr lived to see this day

  Then you add the 'It takes a pedo to recognize one' after the "thank you".

  2025-07-06 10:45

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  Poop

  They'll steal anything. They make crack heads that steal bikes look like angels.

  2025-07-05 23:43

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  Average Woman

  The bigger the boobs the dumber they are. Or act. As far as we know they act dumb on purpose but behind your back they are part of some super elite group that works behind the shadows.

  2025-07-05 20:45

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  Shitpost

  Image search Lollipop Ginger. It's plausible

  2025-07-05 15:49

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  Hope this is a repost

  Oh it already makes sense... *vanishes into thin air*

  2025-07-05 15:28

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  She's gonna learn today

  Like installing a door upside down and wondering why the doorknob and lock does not match the frame?

  2025-07-05 13:26

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  lol

  Even the France French despise Quebec French. They consider Quebec French archaic and the people self entitled.

  2025-07-04 19:41

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  Ok

  I was stupid to get 2 shots because I wanted to eat in restaurants again. Only for restrictions to be lifted 3 months later. I essentially poisoned myself simply because I wanted to eat a cheeseburger with friends again at a restaurant.

  2025-07-04 15:31

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  Wait y’all don’t pay credit cards off monthly?

  Pay off 80%. Let a little bit carry over to pay interest on to build a good credit history. Not sure why this helps improve your credit score. It just does.

  2025-07-03 23:49

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  Her in her head vs her in my eyes

  Those crunchy bits were salty.

  2025-07-03 23:46

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  the fridge guards the sweet stuff

  I'm picturing the Spongebob imagination meme now.

  2025-07-02 23:19

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  This is wild, don’t blink

  Ya... He meeting the devil.

  2025-07-02 23:07

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  Grandpa made books of all our memories, brb crying

  Must not cry. Must not cry.

  2025-07-02 22:58

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  the fridge guards the sweet stuff

  So in essence the AI generated guy in the top part is getting some.

  2025-07-02 22:53

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  Americans when they say they're going to Asia

  You gotta create a bot to rape the bot.

  2025-07-02 21:26

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  Woman pointing gun at PC, 1998 Task Manager vibes

  Dana Scully (From X-Files)

  2025-07-02 21:24

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  You think dinner = sex? $60 bro?

  There is a tattoo that I want to get that says exit only. But if she's a keeper... There may be some bending of the rules.

  2025-07-02 20:27

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  Nobody wants to work anymore? Uh yeah, same

  Free stuff!!!!

  2025-07-02 20:22

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  The world has gone mad

  They would save on CGI and makeup costs if they cast her as the next Mask.

  2025-07-02 20:21

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  Nobody wants to work anymore? Uh yeah, same

  Free money!!!!

  2025-07-02 20:17

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  You think dinner = sex? $60 bro?

  She's worth getting the tip

  2025-07-01 18:53

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  Every house got that smell you can’t smell

  Dog pee

  2025-07-01 18:26

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  Made bad cakes but never rectum like this

  Just drizzle some mocha icing on it and it will be good.

  2025-07-01 15:49

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  China's new divorce law sparks debate

  I thought the Chinese government owned all its citizens property?

  2025-06-30 20:51

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  Coworkers won’t call you after you quit bro

  I'm guessing the person that calls themselves goodvibeswinny actual attitude is badvibeswinny. Most likely is not liked at work and envious of others. Experienced people like this. They usually will run to HR with everything and anything.

  2025-06-30 18:21

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  Barista jumps out window to give my pig whipped cream

  Did she get some whipped cream as well?

  2025-06-30 16:30

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  When Besties folder already exists

  ahgwaoahpkoahkwkohawk 2.0 ..... Folder already exists!.

  2025-06-30 15:40

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  2005 phone plan woulda ruined me with these texts

  I had 100 'free' per month. Then 25cents per text sent after that.

  2025-06-30 14:37

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  Get f***ed, Dishonorable James Boasberg

  He'll probably try to overturn the supreme court with an injunction

  2025-06-29 21:23

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  I'd take my chances with the Gorilla

  Hmm. Both are sorta sticky situations.

  2025-06-29 20:17

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  Meme

  Ass Burgers!

  2025-06-29 17:51

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  Canda

  One tramples you with horses. The other hits their head on door frames.

  2025-06-29 17:50

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  Black pilled?

  Tomaccos!!

  2025-06-29 17:26

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  Meme

  If the strings were truly cut I wonder how long it would take for things to heal?

  2025-06-29 17:25

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  Jim’s Brothel™

  Not sure if I should feel sorry for their janitor or be envious.

  2025-06-29 15:46

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  Can relate *sobs*

  Better health and $50million.

  2025-06-27 20:48

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  Scrolled 30 mins on the toilet... at work

  30mins? Pffft! If you can go 2+ hours without being noticed you are gone.

  2025-06-26 21:48

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  Sabrina Carpenter’s alternate album cover nods to Marilyn

  and?

  2025-06-26 21:29

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  Some people pay less than $1.2k in rent. How

  That's a 255sqr ft bachelor suite here.

  2025-06-26 19:21

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  I want knobs. No WiFi. Just turn and it works.

  Basically most older apartments.

  2025-06-26 19:17

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  if ww3 drops i'm safe cause autism tank build activated

  I get called OCD at work on a daily basis. I'm like.... Damn right I am! (I'm not, I just don't like disorganization at work.)

  2025-06-25 22:31

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  Fake

  and

  2025-06-25 22:19

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  nothing hits like an ice cold can at the exact right moment

  Cracks can open. Takes a big gulp. Yup this is some good WD-40!!

  2025-06-25 20:08

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  LGBT

  69% at 228

  2025-06-25 19:55

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  LGBT

  If you keep upvoting you may go blind and develop hairy hands.

  2025-06-23 23:55

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  The one thing California is still good at: deadly heat

  Well they are a passive aggressive people.

  2025-06-23 23:53

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  LGBT

  Her name is Tig. Last name. O'bitties. (Otherwise reverse image search says 'Sofia Mina Delle Cave')

  2025-06-23 23:14

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  The one thing California is still good at: deadly heat

  Anyone from Yorkshire is. Hopefully any of our British Memdroidians can verify.

  2025-06-23 23:12

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  The one thing California is still good at: deadly heat

  It was 86 fahrenheit with 60% here today. And I was wearing a hoodie because I was cold.

  2025-06-23 22:58

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  haha get it?

  I had to downvote it to bring it back. Sorry OP. 75% at 56

  2025-06-23 22:10

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  Tough

  I think the colorful flag people got him.

  2025-06-23 22:09

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  wiping boogers on canadian healthcare

  If you are Canadian be careful which maid service you sign up for.

  2025-06-23 22:07

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  Title

  You know.... Cheese and peanut butter do taste good together.

  2025-06-23 22:06

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  seize the means of production

  Come again?

  2025-06-22 19:08

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  Title

  I read that to the tune of Lake of Fire

  2025-06-22 02:14

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  Title

  What was his medium?

  2025-06-22 02:13

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  you may have outsmarted me, but i outsmarted your outsmar...

  Like Asus trying to deny you warranty on your laptop because you broke the seal on the one screw when you updated your ram.

  2025-06-21 16:45

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  "Chirality" should've been a palindrome. "Palindrome" too...

  Would it not be Samuel-R-Jackson?

  2025-06-21 16:39

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  reality kills

  What happens when you are overpopulated and have no standards.

  2025-06-21 16:38

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  something's wrong i can feel it

  Chamber is also locked.

  2025-06-20 20:00

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  Industrial honey sounds like a band name

  I need to try this! (steals spoon from heroin addict)

  2025-06-19 20:52

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  Last thing you see before spilling national secrets

  Please don't have a penis. Please don't have a penis... Hands over secrets... She has a penis.

  2025-06-19 20:48

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  switch 2 users getting banned for 'backups' real quick

  Emulation.

  2025-06-18 23:12

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  Toddler called him dada and he panicked like it’s Maury

  All depends who the mother is. Kid probably sees a revolving door of guys with her mom.

  2025-06-18 22:25

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  They say eat clean, then hand you sugar air

  Eggs n Bacon. You can keep the avocado.

  2025-06-18 21:43

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  Sabrina Carpenter's ex out here reclaiming his identity

  Who TF is Sabrina Carpenter? And why should I care about her ex?

  2025-06-18 21:33

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  Iran intends to Photoshop to victory since they suck at war.

  Sadly anyone who does not eat pork has an IQ average lower than 50 and will believe anything they see on the internet. Eating pork, specifically bacon, ends conflicts!

  2025-06-17 16:42

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  Vacuum sealed croissants looking like an experiment

  I want to vacuum seal oxygen. Keep it fresh.

  2025-06-17 15:54

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  States agree to $7.4B Purdue Pharma opioid settlement

  I think the punishment for those that create and distribute Illicit fentanyl is for them to take 5mg of their own product and not have any narcan nearby.

  2025-06-16 21:47

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  The male brain is just... another planet

  Dead dollar tree. Check. Zyn nicotine pouches. Check. Water bottle that will sit there for weeks on end.... Check.

  2025-06-16 18:23

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  meme

  I'm not really into peanut butter.

  2025-06-16 18:05

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  I had one

  

  2025-06-16 18:00

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  I had one

  I had a 1982 200cc. There was not a pond or stream I did not cross with it.

  2025-06-15 22:14

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  Crows are smarter than I am

  Always will be.

  2025-06-15 16:16

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  i'm sorry what did she say?? I wasn't listening

  Did the phone catch fire with its unholy sanctimony?

  2025-06-15 12:48

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  This format deserves more use

  Change up the question. Which has more volume. 100kg of steel or 100kg of uncompressed feathers.

  2025-06-14 14:07

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  This format deserves more use

  Anna Kendrick.

  2025-06-14 13:53

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  Boom

  I don't ge........ Ooooooooooooh!!!!

  2025-06-13 20:03

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  We need to rebuild.

  2009. Sustained borders and accountability. 2025. You hurts my feelings!! You're a Nazi!!!

  2025-06-13 20:00

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  YouTube loosens the reins because drama = dollars

  I like youtubers like Louis Rossmann who could give a fuck about monetization and say what ever the fuck they want. (Gets banned from Memedroid)

  2025-06-12 21:28

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  Left the humidifier on all day and now my cat’s in sham...

  Bonus points if the cat is a Rag Doll breed.

  2025-06-12 21:24

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  This is what 90 pounds of cheese looks like... and I resp...

  I mean.... You do have a portable sink option now on 4 legs.

  2025-06-12 21:23

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  This is what 90 pounds of cheese looks like... and I resp...

  Oh frig. I thought you said it killed your dog for a moment. You got lucky.

  2025-06-12 17:36

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  Dad flexing your fake ID at the liquor store hits different

  Pffft. We learned to make vodka at home. (Banjo's playing in distance).

  2025-06-12 13:58

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  If it’s in stock, we got it. If not, don’t ask

  Slap that shipper/receiver on the side of the head for not inputting the inventory into the system.

  2025-06-12 12:39

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  Trying to make my island look expensive with $17 and a dream

  A blue haired liberal woman?

  2025-06-12 12:20

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  If it’s in stock, we got it. If not, don’t ask

  It it's not in stock. We don't have it!

  2025-06-12 12:18

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  Russia lured African workers with fake jobs, sent them to...

  Welcome to the meat grinder..... Soldier!

  2025-06-12 01:10

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  Spouses can suck

  Nothing like be 'scared' while recording yourself to James Brown.

  2025-06-12 01:07

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