Latest comments

• 
  There's plastic in our balls

  "Every human testicle" implies they tested all of us. Which one of you fuck bois have been examining my testicles

  2024-05-23 06:53

  +22
• 
  Dongs in a billboard

  50 bucks for one hour. Anything I want. Take it or leave it.

  2024-05-06 22:44

  +9
• 
  surprise, surprise

  A meme is not a news headline that you like. It can be a funny news headline. But a political news article a meme does not make.

  2024-05-06 22:43

  +9
• 
  Commies no rikey freedom

  As the old Chinese proverb goes: Die Juden haben es verdient

  2024-05-06 20:20

  +4
• 
  Dongs in a bathroom

  As the old Chinese proverb goes:我喜欢把爱斯基摩人放在地下室里，加点醋

  2024-05-06 20:18

  +5
• 
  Don't even rush him bro

  As the old Chinese proverb goes: I have no impulse control

  2024-05-06 20:16

  +5
• 
  Pikachu u good

  This thing screams "put a child in me!" I must find one as soon as I can and put them in this very normal child friendly contraption.

  2024-04-22 14:23

  +1
• 
  It feels good when you find out that you chose the right one

  Bro, that's the shittiest mindset I have ever seen. You're a grown ass man who is sad your gf sister is hotter or more pleasent. Man up. Choose both. Then make a sibling sandwich

  2024-04-22 12:34

  +11
• 
  North Korea vs South Korea

  Should have turned the commies into glowing glass craters and been done with it.

  2024-04-22 11:39

  +1
• 
  You know one guy like this

  I'm not the only fucker who licked his lips just now am i?

  2024-04-19 11:04

  +9
• 
  ah yes, 2002 memories

  My mom's work day was at home, giving me a green popsicle where she belonged.

  2024-04-19 07:55

  +8
• 
  The final boss

  Definitely sexier

  2024-04-18 09:07

  +4
• 
  The truth about palm trees

  Humans are also not trees. Just cut them open and look for yourself.

  2024-04-18 09:06

  +15
• 
  So veiny

  The last two memes have involved the implication of an edible penis.

  2024-04-16 18:30

  +7
• 
  Oh Candace

  I use BBQ sauce as lube but now this has ruined it for me.

  2024-04-16 18:27

  +4
• 
  One conflict, two conflict, three conflict

  I'm glad I could help make a difference.

  2024-04-16 17:29

  +1
• 
  One conflict, two conflict, three conflict

  Elmo: no Joe. We don't have time for cuddles. Joe:*Sniffs* Elmo: NO! Joe please! There is only room in my ass for one hand at a time!

  2024-04-16 14:37

  +3
• 
  Tesla fires 10% of the global staff

  Doesn't know what a fuckin meme is either

  2024-04-16 14:30

  +15
• 
  Poor

  Well that's too damn bad!

  2024-04-16 14:27

  +17
• 
  Election time

  Breath is required for yelling my dark friend. No, stop escalating a parking ticket to a death sentence.

  2024-04-16 14:22

  +5
• 
  USA in a Nutshell

  It's both.

  2024-04-16 12:59

  0
• 
  bruh

  G eez guys, I thought this site was for memes

  2024-04-16 12:54

  +5
• 
  F

  God I wish that was me.

  2022-11-12 08:47

  +1
• 
  What the fuck

  Rapists rights are human rights! Don't dehumanize them by removing their ability to rape you! You bigot!

  2022-11-12 08:44

  +57
• 
  It’s a deal

  What does this have to do with the meme? We are talking about stuff that doesn't happen anymore.

  2022-11-01 13:27

  +9
• 
  gigachad loves you

  Remember lads, un-aliving yourself isn't the answer. Tax evasion is.

  2022-11-01 13:20

  +13
• 
  Say what now?

  My dude's down bad...

  2022-10-31 14:39

  +24
• 
  Suck my toes

  That's cause id rather you touch my feetloaf hun -every discord mod

  2022-10-31 14:37

  +2
• 
  Wanna break from the ads?

  Aye I don't wanna see any shit like this tomorrow bro.

  2022-10-31 14:34

  +23
• 
  Get da soap

  Remember, dudes. They can take your ass. But only you can allow them to take your mouth. God gave you teeth for a reason.

  2022-10-31 12:53

  +7
• 
  Jhju

  If you fail don't fail alone. Jerk off all your homies so they can't make fun of you after losing nnn.

  2022-10-31 12:50

  +6
• 
  Pooping during halloween

  Me: "Hmmm Jeeves little hands today are we. Keep that up and I might get a boner." Enslaved skeleton: let me die

  2022-10-31 12:47

  +3
• 
  He just nailed this shrek costume

  The only acceptable drag, is drag that mocks the absurdity of men attempting to be women for the sake of comedy. That being said, shit dog id smash

  2022-10-31 12:41

  +27
• 
  hell let loose is a god tier video game be there or be sq...

  The French seemed to be actual badasses before WWII, what happened?

  2022-10-16 23:47

  +7
• 
  I'm scared

  Your telling me I get a gf and a couple of bfs too and I can cease to exist at the end? I'm mean everyone dies so why not die among lovers?

  2022-10-08 16:52

  +5
• 
  pls mods just this once

  Pizza* sorry I blacked out there for a bit

  2022-10-03 21:42

  0
• 
  pls mods just this once

  Listen here you slut! Stop eating my

  2022-10-03 21:36

  0
• 
  Title goes here

  Money is fleeting, but eternal damnation is forever. All the members of the federal reserve shall learn this soon enough.

  2022-10-03 21:16

  +27
• 
  Next level kink

  How many points do I need before I can get your number?

  2022-10-03 21:14

  +14
• 
  pls mods just this once

  I came for your ankles

  2022-10-03 21:06

  +5
• 
  If you shower in the morning I don't trust you

  Life is the horror game bitch, and I'm the fucking admin. Lmao

  2022-10-03 21:01

  +5
• 
  If you shower in the morning I don't trust you

  My brother in christ I am Kermit the frog and am no Ḑ̷̦̦̖̹͚̲̑̿̎̔̈͘à̵̡̞͕̦̖̻̮̹̙̮̏̌̓̈̃̂̀̊̂̂̈́͂͠n̸̢̡̛̙̪̭̗̙͍̘̥̹͕͈͓̏̓͒̈́̑͑̐͛̈̓͋͂g̸̨̛̼̣̞̹̯̫̜͔̯̣̓̏̔̀́̏̌̔̋̅̂͘̚͘ę̶̭̳̰̣̝̘͋͐̽̈͋̏r̷̛̭͕̞͔̜͔̜͚ to you.

  2022-10-03 20:59

  +6
• 
  Title

  Either you will cum to France or France shall cum in you.

  2022-10-03 19:29

  +1
• 
  If you shower in the morning I don't trust you

  Now those I've heard of. *Un-zips pants*

  2022-10-03 19:28

  +6
• 
  The rings of power meme

  *looks around nervously* Which one?

  2022-10-03 19:26

  +1
• 
  If you shower in the morning I don't trust you

  What the fuck is a napkins?

  2022-10-03 19:23

  +5
• 
  If you shower in the morning I don't trust you

  But how else am I to clean myself after my morning wood incidents?

  2022-10-03 19:04

  +34
• 
  HBO's online security

  All the things you could stick in that dudes gaping mouth. *shudders in anticipation*

  2022-10-03 17:41

  0
• 
  Fffdffd

  Was wondering where that went.

  2022-10-03 09:55

  +19
• 
  No netflix and chill

  No one gonna talk about how I only see two boys?

  2022-06-09 15:33

  +1