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  Very helpful

  Mhm… fake news you can trust!

  2025-02-05 21:50

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  Title

  Those “Babylon bee” guys never miss

  2025-02-04 22:20

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  Giving up on life

  “My heart goes out to you” ahh emote

  2025-02-04 22:19

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  Very helpful

  Hilarious writers!

  2025-02-04 22:18

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  Fuck your protest

  I got excited for a second

  2025-01-17 15:14

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  they’re scouting the acres of land they’ll buy at pen...

  HAIL TO ZE FATHERLAND

  2025-01-14 08:22

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  and I heard he has a plan to give $750 checks so those wh...

  Mans got his priorities straight

  2025-01-11 00:04

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  Never change, men

  Because I guess we just aren’t allowed to have fun in this country anymore

  2024-12-29 11:17

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  Home alone deleted scene

  This would have scared me as a kid so maybe it’s for the best…

  2024-12-24 09:33

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  Need a title

  Real ones see how close to 0 they can stop it without it actually beeping

  2024-12-21 14:23

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  Always free

  An acceptable repost

  2024-12-19 12:02

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  just cum on my D and STFU

  NAG 365 - Minnesota. Congratulations, you played yourself.

  2024-12-09 23:05

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  Prairie Faeries?

  To all Canadians: WE DONT WANT YOU

  2024-12-06 09:24

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  Bernie is playing both sides

  We don’t want you, Canada

  2024-12-06 09:23

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  eh I’d say it’s more of a farewell than a greeting

  The title helps to complete to loop

  2024-12-06 09:21

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  the DIY trick you needed

  Wow that was painful to watch. You’re never gonna get it now.

  2024-12-02 14:42

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  Guys the snow days are near

  *Cries in Georgia*

  2024-11-29 18:13

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  oh this is too good

  Well perhaps, but two things can be true at once: 1: those people are wrong 2. The fact that she did that and let her ghostwriter slip it in, especially with the way it was worded, is pure comedy.

  2024-11-17 12:11

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  Mike Tython will punch Jake in the faith

  That’s so valid

  2024-11-16 14:54

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  oh this is too good

  We should be able to laugh at both sides here. It’s satire. It’s a joke. As soon as a playful jab about anyone or anything right wing happens, it’s a full on revolution. If we can’t chuckle about ourselves a bit then we are just as bad as they are…

  2024-11-15 10:55

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  I may not be perfect

  “It ain’t much but it’s honest work”

  2024-11-14 15:41

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  They are

  When I see $5 even it’s generally at a place with no tax. When I see 4.99 there is almost always tax. Therefore $4.99 is almost always MORE expensive than $5.00

  2024-11-14 11:34

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  Record

  This does look awfully familiar, I must say

  2024-11-12 01:37

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  we did it

  Mine changed a month or so ago

  2024-11-08 14:08

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  the real loser last night was Obama

  

  2024-11-07 10:28

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  yeah because he’s LITERALLY Hitler

  Wtf is satire

  2024-11-07 10:28

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  yeah because he’s LITERALLY Hitler

  Yes he is Hitler! Can you not see the mustache??

  2024-11-07 10:27

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  Funny Trump victory meme

  Enjoy your precious few remaining moments in our country

  2024-11-06 11:23

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  Coincidence, I think not

  It was indeed “too big to rig”

  2024-11-06 01:51

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  The Babylon Bee

  Clever writers

  2024-11-06 01:50

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  Let's do this boys

  Gents, raise a glass.

  2024-11-06 01:50

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  Hehehe

  Imagine if they had actually ran him instead

  2024-11-02 12:59

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  garbage for Trump!

  L take

  2024-11-01 12:27

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  assassin's ceed lol

  “Press B to air-assassinate”

  2024-10-28 23:37

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  Land mine

  2024-10-23 22:00

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  Land mine

  Yeah but wouldn’t that be a “one and done” situation

  2024-10-23 22:00

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  What are the odds

  Dawg, we can see the Memedroid repost watermark at the bottom…

  2024-10-20 00:19

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  insert funny title here

  That’s word. People hate this opinion but random cat photos be getting 94% upvotes and funny memes are rarely above the 80s. We shall die on this hill together, friend

  2024-10-20 00:18

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  tampon Tim

  Yes and no. Yes, I’m not affiliated with the Babylon bee. No, I don’t write these headlines. These are actual Babylon bee headlines I just upload for your enjoyment.

  2024-10-16 22:30

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  tampon Tim

  Do you mean is the Babylon bee legally protected for making satire, or do you mean is any random person allowed to counterfeit a headline and label it a “Babylon bee” one?

  2024-10-16 09:23

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  Stupidity is off the charts

  Yeah she deserved that

  2024-10-15 22:38

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  Of course!

  Is this the new “a furry dies painfully” repost chain??

  2024-10-14 23:51

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  Of course

  What did he call her??

  2024-10-14 18:03

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  Challenge accepted

  Because life is hard no matter what

  2024-10-13 23:46

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  Modern slavery

  I want to apologize, I downvoted before reading the top text

  2024-10-08 20:15

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  Winter arc is coming

  Pirates of the Caribbean has one of the greatest soundtracks of all time

  2024-10-08 20:07

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  Life

  You’ve got a grain of sand on the cosmic level to lock in and say Jesus is Lord. Use it wisely.

  2024-10-06 19:05

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  yes I’m posting something that isn’t just a satirical...

  Maybe I am

  2024-10-03 11:02

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  Texas, once again showing the country how it's done

  

  2024-10-01 22:04

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  remember when we used to just call climate change weather

  Only 100% facts here at the Babylon Bee

  2024-10-01 20:15

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  Boom

  I thought it was gonna turn into who let bro cook and transition to the Israel attacks

  2024-10-01 14:05

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  III

  Peter is such a chad

  2024-10-01 13:51

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  Let he who is without horny, cast the first bonk

  Thank you for your service 07

  2024-10-01 13:49

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  Beautiful Salad

  Looks perfect to me

  2024-09-30 23:09

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  the less successful therapists are with their patients, t...

  That’s my point. The goal of therapy should be to get people mentally fit enough to not need therapy. If they keep coming to therapy, the therapists keep getting paid. The less they achieve the goal of therapy, the more therapy the patient will need.

  2024-09-30 22:09

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  how’s everyone doing? anyone get hit bad?

  AND, she hasn’t been to Europe

  2024-09-30 10:42

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  Titles suck

  Hell, I’d click on that

  2024-09-29 23:43

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  Can you see the girl?

  Or it’s a pile of crap

  2024-09-29 23:42

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  We do a lil trolling

  Like the people are stupid for giving up their money but these guys are also pure evil for this

  2024-09-29 23:38

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  dongs in a sweet

  It was always those peppermints for me

  2024-09-29 23:35

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  III

  Well I don’t necessarily subscribe to this idea that every politician that achieves political power has sold their soul to the system. I’m pointing out that just because they all are destroying the country and its people doesn’t make them all working for the same syndicate. But yeah the difference is largely semantical, but still important.

  2024-09-29 12:11

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  III

  Yeah, I fs agree they are still evil and accountable.

  2024-09-29 09:04

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  III

  Yeah I didn’t say it’s all because of that. But a lot of it is idiocy. Sure it’s fun to think we’re going up against an age old syndicate that’s been pulling the strings for generations, but most of what we’re fighting is sheer stupidity. I’m not saying mass governmental conspiracy doesn’t exist, but I am saying we don’t have to act like main character wannabes and we can call it like it is.

  2024-09-29 00:35

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  Hmmm

  *immediately checks comments*

  2024-09-28 22:53

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  I laughed

  I’m ashamed to say I laughed

  2024-09-28 22:51

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  III

  Yeah I mean this is all fun to say because we on the right sometimes get a high off of calling out “the matrix”. And some of that is true, but it’s also just politicians being: 1. Incredibly stupid 2. Self interested. So yeah it’s fun to say and I get that, but we can at least be honest about what’s really going on and stop acting like children.

  2024-09-28 22:46

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  Title

  Optical illusions are the “puns” of photos

  2024-09-28 20:29

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  jeqstbdzcx

  Damn, poor kid

  2024-09-27 00:47

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  pretty sure the actually said this

  Yeah I mean that all somewhat makes sense I guess. It still bothers me that the “anti Israel” right (for lack of better terminology) seems to echo the same sentiments of the “anti Israel” left. Both criticize the same basic components, while the majority (including the center of the aisle) all seem to agree in general to support Israel.

  2024-09-27 00:44

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  pretty sure the actually said this

  I mean I’m not saying it’s promoting genocide to criticize Israel. I think a lot of the criticisms are from a place of ignorance, and I don’t necessarily blame the right wingers for it. It’s just people fail to realize that if the USA’s country was attacked and invaded by an army, we would wipe them out instantly. It would just be over for them. And guess what, protecting your people sometimes costs innocent lives, and everyone acknowledges that that sucks, but that’s the way it is.

  2024-09-27 00:35

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  pretty sure the actually said this

  I’m not saying it’s automatically false because the libs say it’s true, but that to me is more convincing than the “Jews control the weather” people. Like are there any major pieces of evidence to support it, or is it just fun to say because it’s radical? Again you can hate me for this, but I’m genuinely just curious. Also, I understand this particular comment was a joke, but it speaks to a broader topic.

  2024-09-26 23:03

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  pretty sure the actually said this

  Alright does someone want to give a succinct explanation of the Jew thing. Like I understand the going theory is that Jews run everything. They have all the power. I just have some questions. If you’re all right about that, why do Jews and Israel get so much hate from the radical left? Why is it the democratic platform you are echoing (anti-Israel and allat)?? Like I would understand the theory maybe if the party that is wrong about everything wasn’t chanting the same garbage.

  2024-09-26 23:02

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  Bro is gone

  How is that on your side door

  2024-09-26 19:28

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  BLM version

  This is a throwback

  2024-09-26 00:09

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  Help plss

  How are there multiple version of this meme? You’re telling me multiple real people did this?

  2024-09-26 00:04

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  Title

  Yeah now add those together

  2024-09-26 00:01

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  Internet rural comm

  That’s twice the recommended dosage!

  2024-09-26 00:00

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  Truth

  I’ve said this before, but if America really votes her in come November, we deserve it. People need to reap what they sow so they figure out to sow better.

  2024-09-25 23:53

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  oof

  Probably while wearing a maga hat

  2024-09-25 23:49

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  meme

  Admittedly, the imgflip watermark in the bottom left is of good taste for this meme

  2024-09-25 23:49

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  just a normal random frickin game

  Dang I miss those days with the boys during quarantine

  2024-09-25 23:47

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  FREEDOM!!!

  Who the hell is this even targeting?

  2024-09-25 11:48

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  Title

  Have you seen how real he looks these days?? They really are evolving.

  2024-09-25 11:38

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  Magic trick with your shadow

  How

  2024-09-25 11:32

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  Title

  We might in November tho if the voters don’t get their act together

  2024-09-23 11:29

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  Title

  Man played his cards exactly perfect

  2024-09-18 22:47

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  If I don't remember wrong, this was full 100% the driver ...

  @comments it’s just a little kid… we were that stupid too, once

  2024-09-16 22:29

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  This is so true

  There’s a hilarious Brian Regan bit about this

  2024-09-16 22:24

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  You need a Marine PMI to coach most of you

  Attachments don’t make a bad shooter good, but they can make a good shooter better

  2024-09-15 12:58

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  FBI asset got of too easy.

  Fed

  2024-09-15 12:27

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  Now cars can jump

  Does it come in black?

  2024-09-12 00:10

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  Repost

  Half the problem is the fact that people buy into it.

  2024-09-12 00:04

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  Biden for trump.

  The presidency of Donald Trump has brought us so many iconic photos at this point

  2024-09-11 23:39

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  Trillions

  What’s the difference between gardening and 9/11?? Gardening is an outside job.

  2024-09-11 23:37

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  O o f

  I mean I’ll admit this is a little funny

  2024-09-11 23:33

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  real photo

  He was probably just too brain dead to even realize

  2024-09-11 23:32

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  legit strategy

  I mean yeah, but to a voter on the fence I think it would look like Kamala did better

  2024-09-11 22:04

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  legit strategy

  This doesn’t deserve the downvotes. He’s right. It was prolly about a tie but not what I was hoping for

  2024-09-10 23:12

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  lol

  What a McScandal

  2024-09-09 23:45

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  We owe it to "THEM"

  Ain’t no way bro put “casserole eater” in the tags

  2024-09-09 23:43

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