TheBabylonBee

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106 Memes

TheBabylonBee | 37m

cat lives matter

50% 32

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family pets for Trump!!!

81% 239

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Biden for trump

79% 243

TheBabylonBee | 2024-09-11 23:09

she picked a bunch of bad men, now she’s picking a bad woman

Taylor Swift Kamala Harris The Babylon Bee

85% 708

TheBabylonBee | 2024-09-11 23:09

phew

Mass Media The Babylon Bee

86% 667

TheBabylonBee | 2024-09-11 23:09

they did more than she did

79% 530

TheBabylonBee | 2024-09-11 13:55

when Kamala says “no I’m speaking” Trump gotta say “no, you’re lying”

The Babylon Bee Debate 2024 Debate

82% 299

TheBabylonBee | 2024-09-10 22:43

legit strategy

Harris Trump Debate Debate Debate 2024 The Babylon Bee Newsdroid

78% 266

TheBabylonBee | 2024-09-09 21:38

this might get me off the fence…

Trump The Babylon Bee

88% 553

TheBabylonBee | 2024-09-09 21:38

looks like she’s already done that

81% 367

TheBabylonBee | 2024-09-06 22:29

and that’s why you hit up the 9 am service

81% 485

TheBabylonBee | 2024-09-06 19:25

2016: rigged by Russians…. 2020: COMPLETELY FAIR …. 2024: looks like Russia Idk

85% 568

TheBabylonBee | 2024-09-06 00:55

none were ever so brave

The Babylon Bee

87% 389

TheBabylonBee | 2024-09-05 01:28

well it’s important to distinguish physical possibility verses logical possibility

82% 354

TheBabylonBee | 2024-09-05 01:28

just a bug I’m sure

Amazon The Babylon Bee

84% 438

TheBabylonBee | 2024-09-04 17:37

pretty much sums up his presidency

85% 271

TheBabylonBee | 2024-09-03 20:59

quite the McScandal

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TheBabylonBee | 2024-09-03 18:25

time to dip and get some milk I guess

69% 272

TheBabylonBee | 2024-08-31 10:23

would be a better speaker

84% 623

TheBabylonBee | 2024-08-31 09:16

his record speaks for itself tbh

80% 520

Latest comments

Now cars can jump
Does it come in black?

2024-09-12 00:10
0
Repost
Half the problem is the fact that people buy into it.

2024-09-12 00:04
0
Biden for trump.
The presidency of Donald Trump has brought us so many iconic photos at this point

2024-09-11 23:39
+3
Trillions
What’s the difference between gardening and 9/11?? Gardening is an outside job.

2024-09-11 23:37
+2
O o f
I mean I’ll admit this is a little funny

2024-09-11 23:33
+10
real photo
He was probably just too brain dead to even realize

2024-09-11 23:32
+24
legit strategy
I mean yeah, but to a voter on the fence I think it would look like Kamala did better

2024-09-11 22:04
0
legit strategy
This doesn’t deserve the downvotes. He’s right. It was prolly about a tie but not what I was hoping for

2024-09-10 23:12
+3
lol
What a McScandal

2024-09-09 23:45
-1
We owe it to "THEM"
Ain’t no way bro put “casserole eater” in the tags

2024-09-09 23:43
+4
Taylor Swift during Travis Kelce game
TONY STARK BUILT THIS IN A CAVE… WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS.

2024-09-06 17:51
+2
Movie companies just love to waste money
How can you see the exact number of likes rather than a rounded approximation??

2024-09-06 16:21
+3
quite the McScandal
And lying about it too

2024-09-04 23:41
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Wake me up
When I’m wiser and I’m older?

2024-09-04 16:45
+2
Simple and beautiful
Wdym? If you go slightly too far, that would initiate the closing mechanism… if you go too short it doesn’t lock.

2024-09-04 16:42
+4
Conspiracy Theories
“The only difference between a conspiracy theory and the truth is about 6-9 months” -a wise man

2024-09-04 10:50
+2
No caption needed
“No caption needed” and you still can’t resist 2 separate captions on the meme

2024-09-04 10:46
+7
Simple and beautiful
Pushing the gate open the exact right amount without staring at that piece would be impossible

2024-09-04 10:45
+39
how to destroy your enemies
Lil bro just got fully deep-fried

2024-09-04 00:04
0
Costs the company $40k in hospital bills to prevent $12 l...
The right thing to do is no longer the “right” thing to do. Sad, but true.

2024-09-03 23:46
+7
What if it was her mom
*there’s

2024-09-02 21:41
+7
Chicky nuggies
I feel defeated

2024-09-02 17:37
+13
Chicky nuggies
Baked beans in mashed potatoes is a war crime

2024-09-02 17:03
+6
AI Mona Lisa
Interesting take on the background

2024-09-02 15:49
+1
Russian dashcam
That actually looked real until the end gave it away

2024-09-02 15:47
+3
Guest the name
I agree

2024-09-02 15:43
+5
Lord of the rings saga
Perhaps we treated the hobbit trilogy too harshly

2024-09-02 15:06
+2
Big chungus where are you now
Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.

2024-09-02 15:01
+3
Do it for soda too
You’re probably going to hell for this

2024-09-02 10:55
+6
Soon in 2029, the Apophis asteroid will pass very close t...
Exactly what I was thinking

2024-09-02 10:53
+6
He made it
The irony of her losing her mind because of that is oh so sweet. Well done, Peter.

2024-09-02 10:43
+20
Disguised as a robber
Imagine being robbed by someone in a Kanye mask

2024-09-02 10:39
+12
Remember, the choices we make have consequences.
Whoever downvoted this is so devoid of any sense of humor that a knock knock joke would go over his head

2024-09-01 23:45
+4
Remember, the choices we make have consequences.
The only right way to decide how to vote

2024-09-01 22:26
+3
I think it means something else
Excellent recovery

2024-09-01 22:24
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Title
These comic hand-drawn ones are always the most disturbing things

2024-08-31 08:52
+4
Orcs have orc wives in the RIngs of Power
I’m glad I never even tried to get into it

2024-08-30 20:59
+41
The negotiator

2024-08-30 20:58
+6
Love how unnaturally natural it looks
Ai now:

2024-08-30 20:57
-1
The pain is real...
You grit your teeth together and brace for impact

2024-08-30 20:55
+2
The pain is real...
Actual worst pain imaginable

2024-08-30 20:54
0
You want fries with that?
Or just five guys, pretty much

2024-08-30 20:52
+1
Kamunism
Cmon man, it’s not hyperbole

2024-08-30 20:51
+1
American breakfast
You forgot the cheeseburger and the eagle screech

2024-08-30 20:45
+2
universe is giving you signs
What did it say before??

2024-08-30 14:20
+3
It's like making it to Friday
It’s not “automatic” if it’s based on your choices

2024-08-29 22:30
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It's like making it to Friday
Just to make sure we’re on the same page here, you do realize it’s gonna be a tad worst for all the unbelievers, right?

2024-08-29 15:31
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There is no illegal migration in Poland
I wish we had more politicians this logical and articulate over here in the states

2024-08-29 15:27
+3
37$ in my pocket
Pretty sure counterfeit is the correct term, but very funny regardless.

2024-08-28 22:58
+6
Losing His Family Jewels for the Gold
This isn’t funny, just painful to watch

2024-08-28 22:51
+5
Varied genes are best. Even botanists know this
What?

2024-08-26 16:18
+2
The Babylon Bee
It’s a pleasure to be of service

2024-08-25 11:16
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Her followers don't even know what she does pt1
“I wish they would tell us more about that” is surprisingly meaningful

2024-08-24 23:10
+21
Clip, don't pull
Actually the most tragic footage I’ve seen today

2024-08-24 23:08
+1
The Babylon Bee
This looks familiar

2024-08-24 23:06
+7
Stolen Valor
Call of Duty: Declined

2024-08-24 16:16
+1
One of 3 things I fear
Video game physics are so much more accurate than we thought

2024-08-24 12:33
+31
Dammit!
Or shipping costs

2024-08-24 00:14
+1
That's not so Cool
Mildly impressive for someone that old, actually

2024-08-23 18:10
0
Madman
This man has balls made of steel

2024-08-22 22:16
+51
they better have building permits for that…
Plus, if the people vote by majority to violate their own rights, then that country deserves what it gets. If we elect Harris in November, then maybe Americans deserve this crap.

2024-08-22 11:12
0
they better have building permits for that…
A constitutional republic still CAN violate our rights, the USA just doesn’t because it was founded so well. Similarly, some democracies do violate rights, if the system is used to do so. That doesn’t make the system inherently and automatically ‘suck’. That just means the system was used wrongly, even though the system isn’t in and of itself bad.

2024-08-22 11:10
0
Strong italian woman lifting
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2024-08-21 11:22
+8
Windows users
Enjoy having to pull up a terminal tab in order to perform basic operations.

2024-08-21 10:33
+6
That'll show it
You dare use my own spells against me, potter?

2024-08-20 23:09
+1
spelling memestake
Rellateable

2024-08-20 23:06
+1
She's been waiting for that moment...
She’s still salty

2024-08-20 22:59
+13
damn...
You can see the moment he thinks of it

2024-08-20 22:56
+11
they better have building permits for that…
Well that’s just called government. In a constitutional republic (as is the USA), the government can still violate the rights of the individual. The constitution itself can violate the rights of anyone. Elected officials can choose to violate individual rights. So you get that with whatever government you have, as long as it has some sort of power to exercise. So it’s not the system as a concept that’s the problem. It’s how the system itself used.

2024-08-20 22:54
0
they better have building permits for that…
I’d be on board with that all day

2024-08-20 22:50
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Watch til the end. You'll hate me later.
Ah yes, the Babylon bee… Famous for our sensitivity.

2024-08-20 21:45
0
they better have building permits for that…
I think we’re on the same page here. I 100% agree. I just think the “problem” is the Democratic Party, not democracy as a concept.

2024-08-20 21:44
+1
they better have building permits for that…
So the definition: “a government by the people” sucks? I understand that so called “democracy” in the USA doesn’t look great today, but actual democracy is very important.

2024-08-20 17:41
0
they better have building permits for that…
Maybe in some countries it’s taken that form, but that’s simply incorrect, definitely speaking.

2024-08-20 17:40
0
they better have building permits for that…
It’s not referring to democracy as a party, but democracy as a concept (lowercase d). The concept of democracy just means “a government by the people”, which is a very good thing. So just because Democrats suck doesn’t mean democracy does to. We’re more of a “democratic republic”, democracy being the foundation.

2024-08-20 07:39
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Can you spell that for me?
Probably the greatest comedian ever

2024-08-19 22:35
+6
4
3, 5, or 7

2024-08-19 22:31
+1
The Olympics are a PsyOp
“To know your enemy, you must become your enemy” -Sun Tzu, ‘The Art of War’

2024-08-18 12:39
+4
çılgın sharkie
Diver turned the radio off the rest of the dive after that

2024-08-18 00:08
+11
LGBTQ is killing society
They’re the same picture.

2024-08-18 00:05
+8
Kamunism -- all the communism plus a cackling, low IQ dic...
Still waiting for Trump to start using these phrases

2024-08-18 00:03
+1
Leidenfrost effect
Who’s the guy who figured this out

2024-08-14 19:14
+3
Because hes a Black Men
Because we are racist

2024-08-14 19:04
+6
Agent of chaos
You should be in prison for this

2024-08-14 19:01
-4
Micromanaging
It’s amazing how human he actually looks now. They are evolving.

2024-08-14 08:26
+7
You guys will never get it
Frog

2024-08-13 20:39
+8
Cry about it
“It’s treason, then.”

2024-08-12 21:14
+4
Trump
The election might be close, but the right will be winning the meme war with relative ease.

2024-08-09 06:26
+4
sadly, this one is actually satire.
I am the senate.

2024-08-08 08:53
+1
Dad senses earthquake fastly
*quickly

2024-08-07 18:13
+5
JD Vance couch story meme
Hey, fake news is my job!

2024-08-07 18:09
+2
to go
I am the senate

2024-08-07 17:54
+2
Beach volleyball
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2024-08-07 00:29
+3
Trump Cybertruck
This may be perhaps the only thing that can redeem the cybertruck

2024-08-07 00:24
+8
Siiick
Tire traction is wild

2024-08-06 21:59
+5
to go
I laughed way harder than I should have at this…

2024-08-06 21:53
+13
oof
I literally just pull the posts from their YouTube tab. I don’t write the headlines… I state on my profile that this is a fan account.

2024-08-06 09:07
+2
Churches of different denominations
I’m a Protestant and all, but this one is a battle we aren’t going to win.

2024-08-03 17:42
+4
Wowie
Big man discovered CapCut

2024-08-02 20:51
+6
Relatable beef
N obody is going to say what all of us are thinking?

2024-07-31 23:10
+6

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