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  Nintendo Switch 2 user agreement be like: sign your soul

  So if they're saying you don't own the switch, can you press charges on someone who steals a switch from you? You don't own it, so how can someone steal it?

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  Sounds great!

  Even with all the shit talking, Americans would never let that happen.

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  Remember when Boeing lost a whistleblower and no one cared?

  But our boy Luigi is hunted down with top priority. Yea. We all know our governments priorities.

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  200K euro car vs Grandpa’s E30. Germany wins

  Look at the road lines. They aren't racing. Till he jumps ahead, they aren't even accelerating.

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  Gaslighting my friend by rebuilding his house across the ...

  This man has dedication.

  2025-06-11 17:51

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  Mouse went full daredevil on a spicy death bar

  House burns down from a fire starting in the wall.

  2025-06-09 15:58

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  Them feet though

  They actually make pants to fit that?

  2025-06-09 15:55

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  Reading Silmarillion before LOTR is a pain pilgrimage

  It is not a good book. It reads worse than a school history book.

  2025-06-09 15:53

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  Trapped in 90s TV? Choose your sitcom family wisely

  Home Improvement...

  2025-06-03 19:33

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  Joe Keery as Spider-Man? Too Funko Pop shaped bro

  Yea he looks a little like Andrew Garfield, but then why not just use Andrew Garfield?

  2025-06-03 19:24

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  The AI agreed that if the filters made it kill me it woul...

  Why are all the years out of order on the bottom graph?

  2025-06-01 17:04

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  I'm gettin' me a cow for Independence Day

  Thats great till there is a backdraft and the cow freaking explodes

  2025-05-30 05:44

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  Some folks are rich in soul, others just got WiFi

  Great. Now I'm poor in ways I understand, and in ways I don't understand...

  2025-05-29 21:00

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  AI cheating so bad they’re bringing back the blue books

  But this isn't expecting less. This is expecting them to comprehend what they are answering, which is the whole point...

  2025-05-29 20:55

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  Just trying to capture a puffin being pure

  I mean that puffin is more civilized on the little assholes that shit on my car.

  2025-05-29 20:47

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  Tooth pain? Thank a fish from 400 million years ago

  Dumb fucker should have stayed in the water. Instead I'm a monkey with depression.

  2025-05-29 20:45

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  crackships are my roman empire

  Wow

  2025-05-29 20:18

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  Florida man shot dolphins and got 1 month in jail

  Once maybe context mattered, but multiple times? He just wanted to kill dolphins.

  2025-05-27 19:26

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  Star Wars fans getting new names like it’s a Sith gradu...

  Is it weird that I don't like mediums that I know have a doomed story? So many people say Reach is the best Halo, but I didn't like it. (Thought of it because same thing with rogue 1)

  2025-05-27 19:21

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  ooof

  "But everything is black"

  2025-05-17 16:34

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  Graphics

  Why are there 2 T in electricity?

  2025-05-11 23:48

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  Bro’s gym gains lowered the crime rate by 210%

  Only 2 fights. "I'm a victim of my own success."

  2025-05-07 16:45

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  Nobody: My friend's art assignment looking like cursed magic

  Well... What was their grade?

  2025-05-07 13:50

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  Who else can solo these five if not Mordecai and Rigby

  Would this be a Mr. Manhattan thing? I only know a little about the watchmen.

  2025-05-06 18:37

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  What job only exists ‘cause humans are dumb? Reddit say...

  Crossing guards

  2025-05-05 12:31

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  Bye

  This is so stupid, yet I laughed so hard.

  2025-05-05 12:22

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  Lady Gaga concert almost went boom but cops said not today

  I don't see how a lady gaga concert is historic, but its nice to not have to hear "the individual was on our radar" after an explosion.

  2025-05-05 12:19

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  Tell her you just want to swing on an oversized playgroun...

  Nope! Lol. Anxiety...

  2025-05-04 22:53

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  Not a temple, just my body reliving the 1998 Hell in a Ce...

  So everyone is gonna talk about it for years to come?

  2025-05-02 10:23

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  Libs be libbin

  I know he can't just executive order them out of existence, but he could pressure the Supreme Court to do something about them or even just bring attention to them.

  2025-05-01 09:44

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  Libs be libbin

  I am not as far right as most of you guys, but I want to here legit opinions on why Trump hasn't pushed to do anything about unconstitutional gun laws like the "Safe Act" in ny

  2025-04-30 18:44

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  Thunderbolts: hated before release, now MCU’s secret we...

  I feel like no venom and not having Zemo leading the group is a missed opportunity.

  2025-04-30 18:40

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  Noooo

  And its in Latin

  2025-04-29 19:07

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  Godzilla: Minus One just stomped into the top 20 movies ever

  Even if it wasn't a "godzilla" movie, it was just a well done movie. The godzilla part just pulled it over that edge.

  2025-04-28 12:44

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  Shut up and take my money

  Am I the only one that thinks disguising things as guns is kinda dumb and dangerous?

  2025-04-25 15:55

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  Edam

  They all yelled "cheese " but he didn't get out of the way.

  2025-04-24 18:23

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  RIP Steve McMichael, a real legend on and off the field

  Mongo no go... Idk. I know nothing of sports. Sad to see a young death though.

  2025-04-24 10:51

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  let's start with george soros...

  Sure. You get in first.

  2025-04-24 10:46

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  hell yea

  While crop dusting.

  2025-04-24 10:44

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  Insurance: we need proof you need the test… that proves...

  Just had an hour and a half long procedure with no hospital stay, 2 weeks ago, found the bill to be $81,000. Our system is broken...

  2025-04-24 10:37

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  Fuck Nazeem

  Debatable

  2025-04-23 17:27

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  Fuck Nazeem

  Is there any reason at all not to kill him?

  2025-04-22 21:42

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  i'm gonna need sources for your claims buddy

  Retard pushing rage bait

  2025-04-22 19:49

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  KYOTO U OP

  Top right is SSSSMMMMOOOOKKKKIIINNNN'

  2025-04-22 18:27

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  Lore

  Recently I've been doing yet another playthrough, and at this point the blades want him dead. I really don't like killing him.

  2025-04-22 15:58

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  JK Rowling roasting new Snape like it's a spell

  Holy crap he didn't even cross my mind. I could get behind that. We could also go the Die Hard route and use Jeremy Irons?

  2025-04-22 12:52

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  He's already an old man

  And you nailed it.

  2025-04-22 12:49

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  Are you meme enough to know this old?

  I bet you its loss.

  2025-04-19 09:41

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  Get in there

  He going to grab the family jewels

  2025-04-18 18:25

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  Recipe

  They probably had it already.

  2025-04-18 09:01

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  city birds once they realize humans won't make them leave

  I only know it as a Bin Chicken thanks to Bluey...

  2025-04-17 14:32

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  There is always a light at the end of the tunnel

  Nah. It's an oncoming train.

  2025-04-15 20:50

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  Life advice

  It ain't the fellas you need to convince to not quit.

  2025-04-15 14:21

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  Probably a funeral is not the bestplace for that joke, st...

  Lost a friend when we were both very young in a car accident, and at the funeral home reminiscing telling stories about her and laughing did us all more good than our final look at her body. Never chastise someone for laughing at a funeral.

  2025-04-14 08:32

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  TBF he made himself into a pterodactyl, created a riding ...

  I'm honestly not gonna be impressed/excited until I see a thylacine. I would travel across the country just to see one in a zoo.

  2025-04-14 08:26

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  PA Governor's mansion fire meme news

  Just my 2 cents, but if these pictures are the worst of it, it will be just fine. Kinda looks like the plaster walls held up damn well.

  2025-04-14 08:22

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  He's so hungry

  You have low standards letting a fat pussy in your undies like that.

  2025-04-14 08:19

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  How to deal with home invaders

  I was thinking he grabbed the wrong nob.

  2025-04-13 10:06

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  Technologia

  -Absolutely noone -Pixar moms

  2025-04-12 22:58

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  Shitpost

  Probably meant to say mammal.

  2025-04-12 15:58

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  Alcoholic helpline? Yes, I'd like to know how to make a m...

  Juice one lemon. Crush 10 mint leaves in juice. Fill glass with ice. Pour 2 tablespoons of sugar on ice. Top off glass with silver rum. If possible, garnish with sugarcane

  2025-04-09 18:55

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  hehe

  Looks more like a spartan.

  2025-04-02 21:13

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  shouldn’t have done that

  What about the glowing eyes behind it...?

  2025-04-01 22:39

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  Communism is just a sociopathy filter now

  If you could make dozens of arguments against something but choose to gaslight instead, you may possibly be a sociopath yourself. Just putting that out there.

  2025-03-28 18:24

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  Me trying to inspire others then drunkenly screaming Coun...

  You're living your best life and that's an inspiration.

  2025-03-26 17:11

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  Shitpost #15

  Whats it like not having any friends?

  2025-03-25 17:58

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  A farmer’s 63 kg rice mystery... why the bags tho?

  9kg

  2025-03-21 23:07

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  Who asked your opinion?

  Tom Cardy is pretty awesome.

  2025-03-18 07:43

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  WORT WORT WORT

  That and they don't have lips, and couldn't actually blow the glass...

  2025-03-17 23:13

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  Welcome

  Didn't that episode just come out yesterday? Don't put out spoilers so soon.

  2025-03-17 20:10

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  Aren't milfs or dilfs anymore

  Be the DILF

  2025-03-17 19:59

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  Daredevil born again viewership ratings meme

  I'm 2 episodes in and its pretty good. They kill a character which i think was a mistake, and they use a overused trope, but thats not bad enough to ruin the show.

  2025-03-16 12:31

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  someone is playing ouija

  Should probably adjust the carburetor.

  2025-03-15 14:42

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  Daredevil born again viewership ratings meme

  Compared to season 1 on Netflix, how would you rate it?

  2025-03-15 14:32

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  Harry Potter series cast meme

  I could get behind sam Jackson though. I'm more bothered that they replaced an A+ actor with a B- than anything else.

  2025-03-13 05:37

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  Mega Vance

  People are trying to force a meme. He is the next "damn daniel"

  2025-03-10 20:24

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  Well

  Damn it yoda

  2025-03-06 20:56

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  Gymnastics is cool

  I don't fault your actions, but is it gay that her smile does it for me?

  2025-03-04 19:59

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  Thinking

  Air fryer is a big help too.

  2025-03-04 19:33

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  Come on pami

  Nah. They're more of a chisel tip, not fine point.

  2025-03-01 14:16

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  Events that changes a man's life

  Is this a checklist, because I got all 5.

  2025-02-28 19:00

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  title

  Later evolved into "Trunk monkey".

  2025-02-27 20:51

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  Michelle Trachtenberg RIP meme

  She made out with her brother in Euro Trip.

  2025-02-27 05:42

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  The Oyest of veys

  I wish I could comment an image. I had an AI art generator make hasidic wolverine. I'm sure I'm spelling that wrong though...

  2025-02-22 20:08

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  He was ride or die from womb to tomb

  17 is a long time. I'm glad you had that much time.

  2025-02-18 22:46

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  Post workout meals are not the same

  My girlfriends post workout meal. *heavily pixilated image

  2025-02-18 20:32

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  The turnout was like a Biden rally

  Can someone fill me in as to what this was for in the first place?

  2025-02-18 18:41

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  Next level dude perfect

  *boop*

  2025-02-17 19:13

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  H

  Ugh... bottom row, second from left. Plays a generic angry Russian.

  2025-02-16 09:34

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  H

  Some maybe, but who doesn't know Peter stormaire?

  2025-02-15 23:32

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  Flying Balls

  Is it stupid? Yes. Did I laugh? Also yes...

  2025-02-14 20:06

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  Amazing things are happening in Amish country

  Anyone know the legality on this? Pretty sure if that was a car pulling the guy it would be illegal. That said, I'm jealous. I wanna do that...

  2025-02-14 20:03

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  They were right

  What do they say about iodine?

  2025-02-14 20:01

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  mid flip nocked out by a bull

  Its not nap time silly...

  2025-02-13 16:07

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  Very Telling, right MAGA

  Let's not forget the reduced expense of gas and car maintenance, along with the reduction of traffic for people who can't wfh.

  2025-02-11 19:00

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  Get off my freaking Buick Grand National hood.

  From someone that has owned a grand national, that car was gonna spend most of its life in need of repair, whats a few scratches.

  2025-02-10 20:08

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  Please

  Moo d

  2025-02-07 23:54

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  Becomes extra good at basketball

  Honestly I love southern cooking, and was very disappointed that I don't like collard greens.

  2025-02-04 23:11

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  uncanny friendship

  So do merecats have soft fur or is it coarse?

  2025-02-04 22:07

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  Robbing us blind

  The people aren't even a consideration. The money is just something to play with.

  2025-02-04 22:02

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