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  Love gingers, especially the bottom right yummy

  I agree that Nigel Thornberry is one fine piece of ass

  2020-11-13 21:45

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  Mmm crunchy

  I agree he is good looking

  2020-11-10 09:44

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  What's your favorite utensil

  I like being the little zerok

  2020-10-28 19:37

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  As a sonic fan I can say this is true

  I just pretend everyday is August 1st and up vote everything. Just trying to keep you boys happy.

  2020-10-28 19:34

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  I love you all guys

  Now thats hot

  2020-10-26 14:43

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  I got Funny Tearing Rabbits.

  Whoever gets PWP is a lucky man (horny molesting monkeys) also know as  refugees

  2020-08-18 08:24

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  Never

  Never done fishing

  2020-08-10 19:58

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  Beep beep i'm a sheep

  You selling. I’m asking because my wayfair cabinet never showed up.

  2020-08-09 20:47

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  Play Fighting

  Why wouldn’t you play fight with your priest.

  2020-08-08 15:18

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  August 1st

  Don’t mind if I do

  2020-08-01 14:34

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  Hidden furry

  If I knew it was that easy to get kids to come up and pet me, I would’ve put fur suit on a long time ago.

  2020-07-30 09:20

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  Title goes here

  The new discreet way to have your sex toys delivered

  2020-07-11 13:35

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  or dimentia

  If groping children is wrong then I don’t want to be right

  2020-07-11 13:33

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  Title goes here

  Gotta flavor them holes before I eat em

  2020-07-10 18:54

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  Title goes here

  Big and salty with a hint of sewage

  2020-07-10 18:48

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  Goofy

  Hot damn batch. If sick rhythms like these don’t get the kids moving nothing will. You got the makings of a real rappist

  2020-07-10 11:53

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  jeez...

  Order 5 and you receive your complementary LEGO butt-plug 

  2020-07-10 11:45

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  Bearded men

  That’s one beautiful woman

  2020-07-10 10:35

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  ''Plastic surgery''

  That’s your ass? I’ll just save that to the old spank bank

  2020-07-10 08:48

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  ''Plastic surgery''

  A group of like minded gentlemen. How about we get together some time

  2020-07-10 08:46

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  Title goes here

  My diaper! Ha! You try spending a week in Cabo and not have your anus stretched/torn beyond repair.

  2020-07-10 08:31

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  Oof

  I can confirm that was definitely a fish. Good eye Batya we should go fishing some time.

  2020-07-10 08:21

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  en la shipeta el Brian

  Sweet ride how about you drive that on over to my Lakehouse

  2020-07-10 08:13

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  Granny gonna get it

  You kids already smell sweet to me

  2020-07-10 08:12

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  Title goes here

  These are the good Times! never before has been this easy to get kids back to my house

  2020-07-10 08:11

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  fax no printer

  Why not both. cum in a shower of cum

  2020-07-09 17:39

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  Hangry

  Me too man me too.

  2020-07-09 15:04

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  horse

  You’ve pecked my interest

  2020-07-09 14:53

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  bruh

  Both pics I’m not disappointed

  2020-07-09 14:51

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  sheogorath

  This is so true I bring kids out into the woods all the time

  2020-07-09 14:50

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  Far Out Man

  To many people in that shower. I’ll just watch.

  2020-07-09 08:14

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  Facts

  Haha you crazy kids. All jokes aside let’s get sexy

  2020-07-09 08:13

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  Don't Google Anarchist cookbook

  Such a good show. Lots of kids and no parents

  2020-07-09 08:07

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  I love me some wings

  I wish I was hot wings

  2020-07-08 18:02

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  Little psycho

  Sometimes I cum on spiders so I can watch them struggle. The joy I get from this gives me the energy I need to masturbate again.

  2020-07-08 17:18

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  Me when I look my selfe in to the mirror

  Well I’m not a woman soooo

  2020-07-08 17:02

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  Big off

  Homosexuality used to be a show of male dominance and power. You feeling tuff Tex

  2020-07-08 17:00

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  it’s a struggle

  I swam back because I missed you sweet boys too much. 

  2020-07-08 16:53

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  Me when I look my selfe in to the mirror

  The tags on the videos I make are often •ugly bastard. •rape. •Shotacon.

  2020-07-08 16:46

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  Not tooooo fast

  Damn kids are so fast. I wish I could train geese to bring them to me.

  2020-07-08 16:41

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  Over the garden wall is worth watching

  I wish I could smell children.

  2020-07-08 15:24

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  it’s a struggle

  Every time I cum I’m just stuck thinking about how long until the cops or parents show up.

  2020-07-08 13:43

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  Viva Viagra

  Great minds think alike.

  2020-07-08 13:41

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  Didn't Need to be Said

  Right there with you. I also think about men shitting while a man puts his tool in my mouth

  2020-07-08 13:40

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  Basically how it works

  I’ll see you there boiz

  2020-07-08 13:38

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  I don't fucking know

  I’m sold. Where do sign up “If you’re not going to eat yours can I have it”

  2020-07-08 13:36

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  Skin color does not matter, we all look the same in a Pre...

  Yeah guys red and pink. Ages is just a number,those kids wanted me to do it.

  2020-07-08 13:23

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  Maybe we should give communism another try

  Yeah so you can get a real good look at those meaty boiz

  2020-07-08 12:47

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  Maybe we should give communism another try

  I’d give anything for a time machine

  2020-07-08 12:46

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  angry Angie loses her cool at the BLM rally

  That’s a very handsome young man I wish he wasn’t so angry

  2020-07-08 12:41

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  lots of gay

  Do they sell that dress in men’s sizes?

  2019-10-02 10:08

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  Gay

  # not my president. I don’t remember voting

  2019-10-02 07:34

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  Maximum spice

  Ooo kinky. Pour a little on your partners nips and make it a night they will never forget.

  2019-10-02 07:32

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  ngl thats kinda hot

  Name that boy stove top because it’s hot

  2019-10-02 07:20

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  oof

  That sounds like a great idea for a romantic comedy

  2019-10-01 09:11

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  Shoot

  Yeah I agree with you his dad is hot.

  2019-10-01 09:07

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  Dang it bobby

  Hank is a real standup kind of guy. The kind of guy you want to take fishing. To bad he’s got such a flat ass.

  2019-10-01 09:01

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  Heavy breathing

  Finally something good to drink

  2019-10-01 08:04

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  Nachos anyone

  No you don’t eat baby ass. I don’t know who this “we” is.

  2019-09-30 21:24

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  Nachos anyone

  Is it a baby shower? Why are there Halloween decorations?

  2019-09-30 21:23

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  What ever shall i do!?

  We did it boys emergencies are no more. (Said the penguins)

  2019-09-30 13:34

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  Love you dad

  The more you fight just makes me want you more

  2019-09-30 10:23

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  Love you dad

  I still do this trick to people. Ps. Hi Drenal

  2019-09-30 09:31

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  broke ass...... everyone.

  The guy you like versus the guy you bring home

  2019-09-30 08:47

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  You like ass?

  Long time no chat. How have you been. Any thing new these day. By the way can I smell your ass

  2019-09-30 08:39

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  He's not wrong

  Gay Fact. It’s professional courtesy to leave a little bit of shit on your dick from previous lovers. Future partners can read this like a gay sex resume using taste and smell

  2019-09-30 08:30

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  Its super effective

  I once captained a submarine and we would see these signs. The crew begged me to turn back “please sir I have a wife and kids” they cried. By the end of the voyage the whole crew was gay.

  2019-09-29 17:15

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  Pizza rat

  I always drink there when I want to pick up a hot date

  2019-09-29 14:36

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  Not spicy for me

  Haha your aunt sounds like a hoot. We should get together some time and talk about her

  2019-09-29 09:08

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  Low speed cam being mooned....

  Lucky machine gets to take a picture of that ass

  2019-09-28 19:52

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  Goodbye innocence

  Lemon party is my kind of party

  2019-09-28 19:40

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  ouch

  Like father like son. taking photos of me must run in the family

  2019-09-28 19:19

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  why is he not the president

  Flattery will get you every where.

  2019-09-28 19:18

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  wee

  If it wasn’t for group work I never would’ve met your father

  2019-09-28 15:12

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  Find yourself first

  If you’re looking for someone to hold by the neck I could do that for you. The question is what am I going to do with that flashlight

  2019-09-28 15:10

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  Claire loves this freaking thing, not Leon.

  So your dads available

  2019-09-28 15:01

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  2000 y/o Guy Fieri

  He’s better than OK he just posted four Guy Fieri Memes in row.

  2019-09-28 09:21

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  Lol

  Is it really gay if I wanna have a conversation with a stranger while I hold my dick

  2019-09-28 09:17

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  Yup

  I’m sorry. Is this some sort of sexual joke I’ve been charged with multiple counts of pedophilia but the accusations never hold up in court

  2019-09-28 09:10

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  Fuck

  Ha that’s a good one. I’ve got to write that one down

  2019-09-28 09:06

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  title #10

  Not just priests

  2019-09-28 09:01

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  Bob is so thicc af

  I wonder if he would taste better spread on toast or spread on my sheets

  2019-09-28 07:31

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  Bob is so thicc af

  It’s a little late to go to area 51 but you guys can all visit me here at my Lakehouse

  2019-09-28 07:04

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  No bedtime

  No parents? Alright my kind of party. Just think of me as you cool new uncle.

  2019-09-27 21:11

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  It was time for thomas to leave, he seen everything

  Not true. I made a stick figure drawing of me and your dad but the live action was much better.

  2019-09-27 21:04

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  I’m new

  Never comment on your own meme

  2019-09-27 16:43

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  Sonichero to batch

  FACT. Do to this I now own the worlds largest knife/mask collection but am financially in the red with my purchases of novelty mugs, hot chocolate, and industrial lubricant.

  2019-09-27 15:20

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  No bobby

  A Full on erection is the greatest compliment you could get at my lake house.

  2019-09-27 15:10

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  Oh shit

  I always invite the hardest working young men for a special task at my Lake house.

  2019-09-27 15:05

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  Sonichero to batch

  No no no. Invite them inside get to know them a little better. I’ve done this lots of times at my Lake house

  2019-09-27 14:58

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  Can they put this show on netflix or something please?

  I have a cure for that at my Lake house

  2019-09-27 13:50

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  Here we go again

  Those mods do gods work that’s why I let them stay here at my lake house

  2019-09-27 13:18

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  Truth of the snek

  Seal_DL You never would’ve guessed it but we have both in the python exhibit here at my Lakehouse

  2019-09-27 12:19

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  Emoji google

  Yes! Then you take shelter here at my Lake house

  2019-09-27 12:10

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  Hahahha right...

  There’s no need to storm just ask. I invite in all who visit me here at my lake house

  2019-09-27 11:41

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  Bye Felicia

  Every father that never came back is actually just here at my Lakehouse

  2019-09-27 11:37

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  AHHHHH

  The fridge is always fully stocked here at my Lakehouse

  2019-09-27 11:36

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  I'm sorry to interrupt but look at her name

  I’ve been consulting with Disney about shooting a live action Incredibles 3 here at my Lakehouse

  2019-09-27 11:35

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  Nature’s a bitch

  The rainbow fish is an invasive species that we are trying to deal with in the waters here at my Lakehouse.

  2019-09-27 11:33

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  Mood

  I’d like to see that face here at my Lakehouse

  2019-09-27 11:32

  +9