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  That was good

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  No self descriptions, no meta-gaming allowed

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  Always coming up with funny remarks there uncLGBTed

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  I can fart on command

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  Middle-Earth seagull: majestic. Earth seagull: crime in f...

  Jeez Louise

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  bro is literally standing at parade rest in a text convo

  I agree, I can see the hard times create strong men/women in them. Sadly they will most likely be used as fuel for the greed machine.

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  avocado means testicle tree and now I can’t unlearn that

  I call kiwis "donkey testicles"

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  That's Snoop Dogg

  Bro that's clearly a joo

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  Middle-Earth seagull: majestic. Earth seagull: crime in f...

  Tessy please be very mindful when sharing info about yourself.

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  Vet training slide

  When we were kids my friends used to just grab stray cats by the tail and just slam them on the asphalt and instantly died. They also burned a group of newborn kittens sleeping on dry leaves. I'll never forget the smell and when he kicked one and it snappe

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  They keep re-releasing it because we keep re-buying it

  Me who started with BASIC

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  it is what it is

  It's not that I'm afraid to tell them, I just know it will fly over their heads and end up wasting my time.

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  My humor is refined and also... this

  Pen is what? I need to know!

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  Feral cat got released into the Met Gala of dressing rooms

  "Rescued" = kidnaped

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  Netflix really making Gears of War a thing now

  Netflix... enough said

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  Shitpost

  He got 21 grams lighter to win. Gotta step your game up!

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  Mosquito summoned pure terror mid-selfie

  Bs that's not how it works. The mosquito would have been just a slight blur if he was that close to the lense given the focal point in this picture, exposure time and so on. Next!

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  My life’s a mess but the playlist is elite

  Metrik, Aeon:mode, REAPER, The Offspring, Slipknot, Pendulum, Noisia, Hellfish, Kill the Noise, SOAD, Mötley Crue, Pantera and so on...

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  If I die at work, just know I absolutely miscalculated

  It explodes and basically disintegrates him.

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  zuck thinks AI friends will cure loneliness and I'm scared

  The what? Who are you people and where is my horse?

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  If I die at work, just know I absolutely miscalculated

  Those who know the video

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  Evil Jill Denying Elder Abuse

  Bro used zOMG and thought we would let it slide

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  Taking the 7pm bus to chase my dreams... straight into an...

  One month (240 hr) work in Netherlands, one month off to go and do whatever the hell I wanna (stealing wallets mostly)

  2025-05-14 09:40

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  III

  I second this

  2025-05-14 09:20

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  Cleaned my PC and now it’s cleaner than my will to live

  Not THAT much current will go through and there are diodes that prevent any current from flowing back in. Usually it's an improper seated ram or gpu and I recommend draining the system from power by holding the power button pressed while unplugged.

  2025-05-14 08:58

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  I totally don't have allergies...

  That's not that bad. You had the experience but it's not something common.

  2025-05-12 10:37

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  I totally don't have allergies...

  I think it fights you more than it fights pollen. I have absolutely no trouble walking in a middle of a flower field. So who's fighting who?

  2025-05-11 22:47

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  No matter if you don't give them the permission, they sti...

  It's useless, root the device and you'll see many hidden services uploading your info with or without having logged in.

  2025-05-11 16:33

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  Shoutout to A genius

  Got em a bit twisted at the end but I getcha for thay

  2025-05-10 22:14

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  Pack a day

  If she smokes, she pokes...

  2025-05-10 21:05

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  Two type of Troon

  Shaking because he's right?

  2025-05-10 21:02

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  Chopsticks = galaxy brain, forks = clown mode

  What about when crisps get soggy? Shouldn't they rather be called soggy chips rather than soggy crisps?

  2025-05-10 16:34

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  Wife: he’s with other women. Husband: syncing with ceil...

  +left ?

  2025-05-08 19:22

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  That 90s summer plastic water taste hit different

  Yee yea yeah!

  2025-05-06 13:35

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  Toxic parents watching karma hit them in 4K

  

  2025-05-06 13:35

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  That 90s summer plastic water taste hit different

  We all did

  2025-05-06 08:50

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  Me after a 3 day bender...

  And find that your goldfish died. A bendie's a bendie though

  2025-05-06 00:35

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  Not a meme, just my 2 dogs helping me through a nasty div...

  Well hello there

  2025-05-05 09:53

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  hm

  Any of you dorks mind fact checking this before I send it to my dad and make him lose his mind completely?

  2025-05-04 17:24

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  meme

  Same

  2025-05-04 10:44

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  dongs in a droyd

  Fent reactor no f way

  2025-05-04 10:37

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  dongs in a cow

  Alright man don't have a cow about it

  2025-05-03 17:01

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  How are you today? I'm somewhere between chamomile and sc...

  6 yeah

  2025-05-02 13:13

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  wiping boogers on vegans

  That tomato is still on the vine

  2025-05-02 10:51

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  Real

  He's just upset that his hands are tied and can't reach for his iPhone to film it

  2025-05-02 10:45

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  If you know this struggle, you’ve already cried today

  And what about this weird beige sticky stuff that's on it? Tastes like my homemade ranch

  2025-05-02 10:40

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  If you know this struggle, you’ve already cried today

  But I just brought my homemade ranch and Doritos

  2025-05-02 08:20

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  Rome got doors older than your grandma and smoother than ...

  Nufags will look at this and say it's "overengineered"

  2025-05-02 08:03

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  Like this is news to anyone here

  "What's the difference between acne and a paedophile? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're twelve." And now we wait

  2025-05-01 20:42

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  If cigs bad, why horse vibin tho

  I think this is the cigarette brand that was laced with opiates when selling abroad by the Chinese gov to get westerners addicted to heroin

  2025-05-01 19:28

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  My ancestors are smiling at me! Can you say the same?

  Everything will start to make sense soon

  2025-05-01 19:02

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  Canuck cucks are cooked

  And not only that . Snail eating fagg*ts

  2025-04-30 10:24

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  Canuck cucks are cooked

  Yoo why are you discriminating? That's so rude! French from everywhere!

  2025-04-30 07:08

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  we don't have a mathematical way to generate truly random...

  That's why I cheat the slot machines

  2025-04-30 06:48

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  Well i have a degree at least

  \

  2025-04-30 02:03

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  Rupert Grint and Georgia Groome secretly welcomed baby #2

  At the end text I meant. But yeah, whatever happened to marriage in that case? UK is fucjed

  2025-04-29 16:45

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  Well i have a degree at least

  When bad things come they do tend to pile all at once. I do understand your pain and hope to shed some light into the darkness that encompasses you right now. It is your choice at the end of it all. I trust that you will make the right decision

  2025-04-29 16:45

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  Bike Wazowski really said vroom vroom what

  Isn't it a Trabant?

  2025-04-29 15:15

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  You may be old but are you meme bear old

  So there's still hope yet. One benefit from this is that they will never want to pay for microtranscations once they play these modern cash-grabs. Kudos

  2025-04-29 10:12

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  That noise isn’t ghosts, it’s your ball joint crying

  CV axel or wheel bearing comes to mind

  2025-04-29 09:20

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  I want one

  I have stolen a couple

  2025-04-29 09:04

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  Me hitting F5 like my life depends on it

  Weebs

  2025-04-29 08:57

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  smooth as a rock

  100%

  2025-04-29 08:17

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  wiping boogers on covid vaccine-induced side effects, for...

  Nice to have you back hockey pokey

  2025-04-29 08:12

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  You may be old but are you meme bear old

  I was thinking of doing the exact same thing, how did it work out?

  2025-04-29 08:01

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  How to access the dark web? Easy, turn the lights off

  Dark web is such a scam. Just a bunch of glowie honeypots, nothing more.

  2025-04-29 07:58

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  Well i have a degree at least

  You look like you are about to receive a military rifle complete with all attachments. Are you ok bro?

  2025-04-29 05:16

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  yep

  Depressdroid

  2025-04-28 22:14

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  stoning

  UK liberal slag

  2025-04-28 15:38

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  Quickest way to get that ring? Watch and learn

  Oh I thought she was pouring gas so that they can do a fire burnout

  2025-04-28 14:44

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  Rupert Grint and Georgia Groome secretly welcomed baby #2

  Partner . What happened to "wife"?

  2025-04-28 14:42

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  Vancouver street festival attack leaves 8 dead

  And the guns OMG ban everything

  2025-04-28 13:10

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  When you do one nice thing and expect a trophy

  Thank you for commenting what I was about to say

  2025-04-28 13:10

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  Accidentally triggered a whole papal election somehow

  Eurotrip, best teenage movie

  2025-04-28 13:09

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  Kill the old you before it sneaks up first

  That sounds tasty. I wish all of us shared our best recipes and fudz. I love fudz

  2025-04-28 13:05

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  Minecraft diet: day 1 vs the rest of eternity

  Well I don't have much time outside work either so not a big loss

  2025-04-28 10:42

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  Minecraft diet: day 1 vs the rest of eternity

  I'll play

  2025-04-28 09:34

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  Kill the old you before it sneaks up first

  Leggo my ego

  2025-04-28 09:33

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  Shark attacks up because influencers can't chill

  Nature is healing

  2025-04-28 09:31

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  Warning; may contain nuts

  Oooooo now I get it

  2025-04-28 08:41

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  The crossover we all needed

  Name checks out

  2025-04-28 07:21

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  Here's hoping her jet flies into a bird. I mean, poor bi...

  This

  2025-04-28 07:19

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  Plot twist: plants are just farming us

  That's why I want to be compost after I die. I don't need a special place somewhere for muh ego. I'm perfectly happy being worm food thanks.

  2025-04-28 06:48

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  This dude really pulled up on tanks with medieval drip

  The Nazis who were the most evil people ever omg? Not possible. They obviously tortured him and killed him omg I need a Starbucks Latte omg

  2025-04-28 05:16

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  they don't exist tho

  Well it's fun to blow 100 bucks on a bottle of whisky and say no to all the strippers trying to come to your table. 10/10

  2025-04-27 15:00

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  they don't exist tho

  Have you never been to a strip club?

  2025-04-27 09:10

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  sup bb girl?

  Is that ultima online?

  2025-04-27 07:16

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  Me: I should quit. Also me: rent is due in 3... 2... 1...

  This is the circle which you need to break in order to go further. It will only get harder and harder to break from this circle so do it while you're young and can afford it.

  2025-04-25 15:02

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  The cougar hunting ritual in its natural environment

  Cougar either

  2025-04-25 15:01

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  Baby do you remember the house fund? I bought NFTs

  W*men with that facial structure are never satisfied... unless you're Tupac

  2025-04-25 14:35

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  This yoga class is one bad pose away from a crime scene

  Jew-jitsu

  2025-04-25 14:34

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  Title

  Is Memedroid coming back to life? Naah I just had one too many Coronas

  2025-04-25 14:31

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  Freud

  Which also explains those weird circumstances where mother and son met without knowing and had intimate relations. I think it's more to do with the bond that they lacked but in a fucked up way

  2025-04-25 14:31

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  Freud

  Actually very accurate

  2025-04-25 14:30

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  The cougar hunting ritual in its natural environment

  That's not a milf tho

  2025-04-25 14:28

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  Fight Club rules, but make it metaphysical

  Then why did they send them to pick fights with randos?

  2025-04-25 14:27

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  American exchange student

  I'd watch that movie

  2025-04-25 14:27

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  Imagine being so gooned up as to think this isn't what MA...

  Especially PornHub. Can't even find decent grannies on there.

  2025-04-25 14:26

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  Title

  The number 16

  2025-04-25 14:25

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  Me: I'd die for you. Dog: Cool, now throw the ball

  Ofc, he won't let a simple existential crysis distract you from the pleasures of life. He's a good boy

  2025-04-25 14:24

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