assassin_brotherhood

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Proud leader of the Assassins and The Dark Brotherhood. Nothing is True, Everything is Permitted and Hail Sithis

95 Memes

assassin_brotherhood | 2016-09-13 18:00

Just when you thought people couldn't get dumber

SJW Plague Disease Parasites

87% 1880

assassin_brotherhood | 2015-06-24 20:00

Get it together

83% 1628

assassin_brotherhood | 2014-12-07 00:00

Elsword keeps freezing >.<

82% 1984

assassin_brotherhood | 2014-11-26 13:30

Probably should have made a bigger pile

86% 2042

assassin_brotherhood | 2014-11-25 22:00

I can't cook

85% 2098

assassin_brotherhood | 2014-10-07 04:00

remember from Dexter's laboratory

Assassins Creed

88% 2500

assassin_brotherhood | 2014-10-07 03:30

Caterina Sforza

Assassins Creed

89% 2464

assassin_brotherhood | 2014-06-24 14:30

I need these

86% 1943

assassin_brotherhood | 2014-02-22 13:30

hh

80% 1514

assassin_brotherhood | 2013-11-20 16:00

join the brotherhood

90% 2039

assassin_brotherhood | 2013-10-04 21:30

ditto

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assassin_brotherhood | 2013-09-22 21:00

join the brotherhood

93% 2266

assassin_brotherhood | 2013-09-21 10:30

ash better than red?

87% 1468

assassin_brotherhood | 2013-09-16 21:30

just uploading anything now

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assassin_brotherhood | 2013-08-23 21:30

my summet

87% 1351

assassin_brotherhood | 2013-08-11 00:30

gtfo Jimmy

93% 1968

assassin_brotherhood | 2013-07-24 23:30

7th comment gets paid $1000 for each upvote but loses $1000 with downvotes

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assassin_brotherhood | 2013-07-13 18:30

mmm

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assassin_brotherhood | 2013-07-04 12:30

m

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assassin_brotherhood | 2013-06-28 18:00

bye

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Latest comments

Ouch!
Foot fetishists:

2022-09-12 22:58
+4
me when
Ungrateful hoes expose themselves daily

2022-09-02 22:49
+2
Have you seen him?
You're supposed to say "Get Fucked"

2022-08-02 06:50
+2
What you got?
I'm half asleep and that shit scared me

2022-07-28 23:58
+7
CIA be like
Credit cards? Why worry about debt when you gonna be in prison or dead

2022-07-28 19:53
+10
Having a grip on an angry bird
Dude winded up that bitch slap like it was his finishing move

2022-07-26 06:46
+67
Please let this one go I spent a long time on this. Pleas...
I'm willing to bet people wouldn't make those assumptions if there wasn't so much virtue signaling.

2022-07-13 17:04
+3
Absolute truth lol
That's some ugly ass feet right there

2022-07-13 16:54
-8
longest arm ever
Alright bro

2022-07-13 15:23
+7
Jehovah witness final boss
What a waste of time

2022-07-13 15:23
+7
Hshs

2022-07-13 10:50
-2
Oh the suffering...
Why did this make me laugh

2022-07-09 15:19
+9
Dew it
We'll prep the noose for OP

2022-07-06 17:18
+8
no problem

2022-07-05 15:41
+4
no problem
That's too little even for a man like me, shit where's the couch?

2022-07-05 15:04
+11
Always pissed
Same thing happens to me when I'm really focusing on something and people think I'm pissed off

2022-07-04 23:36
+3
Golem
Down bad

2022-07-04 22:34
+7
I know this to be true.
I'm confused please help

2022-07-03 00:12
+9
If one big name was outed I think "tower" would fall like...
The Clintons will beat you to it

2022-07-02 17:00
+15
A few names from Epstein's address book
Based

2022-07-02 17:00
+20
Vugjfufy
Yo does OP need a wellness check?

2022-07-02 16:59
+22
Though...
It's always fun to see Jesus dancing

2022-07-02 16:57
+13
No bull
Their fries tho

2022-07-02 16:57
+11
Also me
It's not a party unless you're catching STDs

2022-07-02 16:56
+15
berserk
Sounds like a Twitter post

2022-06-30 06:36
+5
So we’re getting the client list now, right? Right?
Oh please they can do the exact same thing and retarded ass Americans won't do shit about it even though they know what's up

2022-06-29 19:57
+19
exercising my right arm
How China censors blood

2022-06-28 14:49
+21
Yes. Problem.
So you're basically a worthless woman

2022-06-17 15:23
+27
Gangnan style, Hop, hop, hop, hop, hop
The Assassins trained him well

2022-06-17 15:17
+9
1/06
The cops let them in

2022-06-17 06:24
+17
He is off to slay that Karen
He's off to rekindle the flame

2022-06-17 06:23
+20
more cursed food
This might have more pixels than the previous meme

2022-06-17 06:21
+8
If I had one
"How many pixels you want?" OP: Yes

2022-06-17 06:20
+6
Let's make the pride flag a symbol of misogyny
What

2022-06-17 06:19
+8
The ole ATF special
You must be a special kind of retarded to get banned here of all places

2022-06-16 16:37
+16
Serf and effects TV
Huh?

2022-06-15 20:04
+13
Memedroid's resident Gay Crusader
I don't know who that cuck is

2022-06-14 10:37
+27
Title
That's what makes the music more epic though

2022-06-12 17:26
+8
Boomerang master (meme in its natural habitat)
Way better than what Hollywood can put out

2022-06-12 08:37
+8
Antagonist

2022-06-12 08:33
+27
Modern problems require modern solutions
People who don't know anything about guns shouldn't be passing gun laws

2022-06-12 08:32
+105
Pure righteous rage
I can distinctly make out him saying "What the fuck is this" in the beginning

2022-06-06 16:35
+15
Skeletons in my closet
Without any milk

2022-06-01 15:55
+18
Why don't we just dance
Wholesome

2022-06-01 15:40
+31
Apple of my eye
I forsee multiple accidents

2022-06-01 15:39
+9
In Billy We Trust
Source: trust me bro

2022-06-01 15:38
+4
Took me a sec
Same

2022-02-24 11:48
+10
the right answer was "soul"
So much hate for feet

2022-02-20 09:19
+12
Noice noice
Based

2022-02-18 11:44
+9
Superb owl
I live in the US and forgot about it

2022-02-18 11:42
0
Always the loud ones
Because it's dirty as hell in those bathrooms.

2022-02-18 06:13
+15
Stick
Reject nunchunk Embrace stick

2022-02-18 06:09
+45
After losing to him 200 times
Elden Ring next week

2022-02-18 06:07
+26
What in the universe is that
This makes me wanna vomit

2022-02-18 06:06
+6
You needed a little serotonin today
Not funny

2022-02-17 06:47
+2
Name sounds dodgy....
Footjobs

2022-02-15 19:46
+9
He really looks at his hand and at that spinning death ma...
So you're just human filth? Gotcha

2022-02-14 14:52
+13
Title
What about Memedroid followers?

2022-02-14 12:00
+2
Yeet
I don't leave the house much anyway so the only thing that really changed was putting on a mask for bus rides

2022-02-13 20:11
+7
I'm impressed by the fact that he speaking Japanese fluently
That anime he named is disgusting incest trash

2022-02-13 20:09
+58
HAND SPRING!
That groan sounds like the Bjork stalker suicide

2022-02-13 15:50
0
Forgotten land
Now eat your mattress

2022-02-12 11:36
0
Poo force
Try it again

2022-02-11 15:16
0
VAIDS
Can't say that or you'll be accused of being a fence sitter too scared to take a stance

2022-02-11 15:16
-3
VAIDS
They're basically saying you'll get aids from the vaccine shots. It's interesting how it went from the shots causing infertility, to causing cancer, to now giving you AIDS. The Right engages in the same fearmongering nonsense as the Left.

2022-02-11 15:11
-3
[REDDIT] I got myocarditis because of honking
What's the likelihood of complete recovery?

2022-02-11 15:06
+5
Poo force
Eat more fiber Drink more water

2022-02-11 15:02
+6
Le title

2022-02-11 06:10
+8
Smooth
I'm willing to bet everyone caught it but were asymptomatic, didn't feel shit.

2022-02-10 18:42
+40
HEY! GET OFF THE TABLE!!
Cats are so cute

2022-02-10 18:40
+17
Le coffee

2022-02-07 06:33
+11
When life gives you lemon....
$4.00 you blind fuck

2022-02-07 06:27
+20
something is wrong
Props to him for quitting smoking

2022-02-06 22:13
+41
Bruh
I know Oblivion, just didn't play it or Morrowind

2022-02-06 12:34
+2
M00fins
Is that a water snake

2022-02-06 12:30
+2
Insert title
Nigga about to hit him with the Getsuga Tenshou

2022-02-06 06:27
+3
DeDeDe is right.
Both are true

2022-02-06 06:12
+19
GTA V 2
Let me guess, it'll be placed in Vice City and it'll have worse microtransactions than shark cards

2022-02-05 06:54
+1
Chill
Green Boots

2022-02-05 06:53
+2
Love her
I miss my cat

2022-02-04 12:52
+1
Wakey
I actually fucking jumped

2022-02-04 12:47
+14
Pain
You're like a ballsack that gets stuck on a thigh OP. Get fucked

2022-02-04 12:45
+1
Whoopi Golberg is Karen Johnson
You should be sodomized with a rusty foreign object for posting this

2022-02-04 12:32
+21
Lots of snow
Someone with a foot fetish jacked off on it

2022-02-02 06:45
0
Proceeds to grab fist fulls of money
I can't be mad at him

2022-02-01 19:13
+55
Title goes here
Every time I see this pic I automatically read it as "if you hard then you hard"

2022-01-31 15:43
+9
Love it
Is there even any fucking water in the pot

2022-01-31 15:41
+1
Why does pikachu say Biga now?
This game is a lot of fun actually

2022-01-31 06:54
+1
At least she's honest
Feet

2022-01-29 16:35
+1
Based Spotify
Spotify: Say less

2022-01-29 16:20
+2
Title
I'm not gay but he has beautiful eyes

2022-01-29 16:15
+23
Massive infrastructure bills work guyz!! BIDEN 2024!!!
How many memedroiders are even in Pittsburgh

2022-01-29 16:12
+2
microsoft meme
Edge is pretty good though

2022-01-29 16:06
+5
An erection when we cuddle is just a sign of attraction
Wilt

2022-01-29 06:41
+20
The fat guyyyy
OP should get his jaw punched

2022-01-28 13:41
+4
Title
Good shit

2022-01-28 09:45
+13
Oof
Why?

2022-01-28 09:42
+5
Million different ways
I think more people have become aware of him

2022-01-23 06:38
+1
True facts, no cap, on jah, straight hunneds
The experience will be drastically different if you it in person as opposed to online

2022-01-23 06:29
+1
Lol
So I can go to San Francisco steal a PS5 and not be punished

2022-01-23 06:16
+5

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