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  signal lost

  It is a known fact that cats are controlled by satellites, this one must have lost the connection for a second.

  2015-11-15 20:07

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  How do you fell now America?

  Damn it fine, I'm moving to Sweden

  2015-11-01 20:41

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  Hahaha

  Oh the irony

  2015-09-07 12:49

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  We are the ancients

  Sheet guys I remember when David was the #1 ranked user...iv seen him comment on memes before..

  2015-08-19 15:35

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  We are the ancients

  I still remember the war against the yoloers and swagfags....So long ago...back when memedroiders stood for something...

  2015-08-19 15:34

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  The Wheel

  Kind of upset my tax dollars are getting spent on Apple products...

  2015-08-01 00:24

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  Can dank memes melt steel beams?

  And all three of them where actually thinking "COCAINE"

  2015-07-28 00:34

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  He did nothing wrong there.

  I found it like no problem...

  2015-07-26 07:49

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  Mojito

  Just for anyone who doesn't know, mojitos are made with, lime juice, mint leaves, rum, and tonic water.

  2015-07-14 06:32

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  True story America

  Of you go to work at 5:30 am and make so little money that your taxes hurt you then maybe you have a shifty job and aren't doing much better than these poor people

  2015-07-05 08:24

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  ...

  That's totally what I thought they meant the first time I saw this movie when I was 10

  2015-06-26 03:53

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  .

  It's more like a 5 head

  2015-06-19 07:21

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  Rip my comments

  She hit the blunt to hard

  2015-06-18 05:09

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  Metal Gear

  2015-06-17 02:57

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  Let's play have I ever in the comments?

  Idk man, I'm comfortable enough with my own sexuality to know that I don't want to fuck my best friend. Didn't feel gay and I got vagina. That's all I care about

  2015-06-11 23:56

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  Let's play have I ever in the comments?

  Hey if you can't bang two girls with your best friend while shit faced then your not best friends.

  2015-06-11 23:40

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  Let's play have I ever in the comments?

  Me my best friend and two girls

  2015-06-11 21:37

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  Let's play have I ever in the comments?

  Had a 4 person orgy in a shower once...my souls not gona recover from that one...

  2015-06-11 19:36

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  DAVID8642 was #1 a long time ago for those who don't know

  Auto correct for the fail

  2015-06-08 19:19

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  DAVID8642 was #1 a long time ago for those who don't know

  Yes coming back to regain his thrown

  2015-06-07 06:58

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  Truth

  I don't see why you can't do both...some of my greatest stories I tell are about things that happened while shit faced..

  2015-06-06 17:26

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  ._.

  Oh damn this girls needs some burn heal now

  2015-06-04 07:41

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  Brownie batter.

  

  2015-06-04 02:56

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  Brownie batter.

  Archer?

  2015-06-04 02:55

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  A freakishly cool photo brought to you in part

  ...metal...

  2015-06-03 16:25

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  Till the end

  Dude...what? Lol do you even English?

  2015-06-03 16:12

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  Till the end

  And weighs so much that that much power means almost nothing. Not to mention the cornering capabilities of ANY muscle car are terrible...there's more to speed than straight line.

  2015-06-03 16:11

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  Wtf is this logic

  Just read this in archers voice. .

  2015-05-30 06:39

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  Wtf is this logic

  People have the right to defend themselves AND their property...

  2015-05-30 06:38

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  I wish Paula Dean described things that way...

  Thanks for ruining a good meme

  2015-05-27 02:55

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  I hope I never win

  Death lottery...basically you can die at anytime. You never know if your going to "lose"

  2015-05-26 16:17

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  ('-') u wnt sm fuk ?

  I bought drinks before work when I was at a restaurant..

  2015-05-20 02:50

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  Get my snake solid

  Aqua Teen Hunger Force that show is suck a mindfuck

  2015-05-20 02:48

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  Does anyone know whats so significant?

  Thanks math side of memedroid

  2015-05-13 11:35

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  #StopFeminazis2k15

  This is actually a satire article...and it's actually pretty funny...look it up

  2015-05-11 10:50

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  WadeFuk!

  What....what just happened?

  2015-04-29 08:32

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  I know it's not that simple but still

  Probably because generally small white kids are the most likely to be picked on in prison or jail. Why do you have to pull the race card every chance you get

  2015-04-24 16:07

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  Femi

  Wait...You told your sister you where in love with her?

  2015-04-22 15:13

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  Make a choice...

  I was making a reference to the exact futurama episode that Farnsworth just quoted...You cock

  2015-04-21 17:38

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  xD

  Your dad is awesome

  2015-04-20 18:05

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  Make a choice...

  My parents are paying and they are really rich

  2015-04-20 18:05

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  What about the poor cup

  What if the speaker is on the side

  2015-04-20 17:58

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  Happy 420 !

  As an ex delivery driver I can say pizzas where never late because of me..all ways the cooks...I would legit drive 100 mph to get people their shit on time.

  2015-04-20 17:35

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  When you work retail.

  That guys like "listen here you little shit"

  2015-04-20 17:31

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  I fucking hate umbridge

  I wish these lines could have been in the book

  2015-04-12 01:38

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  O know

  #Hail#Flying#Spaghetti#Monster

  2015-04-07 11:48

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  ғυcĸ тнaт ѕнιт （Ω_Ω）

  Launch my house into the sun

  2015-03-29 09:28

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  Gh

  The first season one was good but I didn't like the second one..

  2015-03-29 03:25

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  Red was the first video game I played...ever.

  2015-03-27 11:34

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  a kick in the nuts

  This mirror could be useful...for example if you are at a time in your life when you don't know what you want...we have all been there I'm sure

  2015-03-27 11:32

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  i hate these i never know the real one

  

  2015-03-26 09:37

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  nice related videos

  I'd let her jack me off

  2015-03-25 11:02

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  Dan the man

  I personally don't see a problem with trying to lighten up the situation..

  2015-03-24 08:16

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  Oh god ...

  Ok that's enough internet for me today. Guys I'm out

  2015-03-23 10:32

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  .

  Apparently a robot can create a burn

  2015-03-22 16:35

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  True dat

  Hes using a portal gun

  2015-03-20 21:13

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  Cool!!

  It's actually real, I just looked it up. It happens because of burning phosphorus in the lava

  2015-03-20 20:31

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  Feminazi

  Found the feminist sympathizer

  2015-03-14 15:38

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  hgn...

  

  2015-03-13 23:22

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  Never drink water....

  Holy shit dude

  2015-03-13 04:52

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  Linux my bae

  Nissan GTR

  2015-03-12 23:52

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  I'm allergic to water

  At least I won't catch fire while eating one of their sandwiches

  2015-03-12 23:50

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  traitor

  

  2015-03-04 19:33

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  A what?????

  Probably the balls

  2015-03-03 04:51

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  .

  There's an electric Mercedes AMG Black that actually does this...it was on top gear

  2015-03-02 15:44

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  Kool-aid

  We can't dance, and we can't make coolaid I'm sorry

  2015-03-01 23:47

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  Wtfejjw

  

  2015-03-01 23:37

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  Happiest Dog ever

  Sure thing, let's see how many feet we can fit in there!

  2015-03-01 22:37

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  Happiest Dog ever

  I wouldn't resist the temptation to slam my foot up your asshole either

  2015-03-01 01:39

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  Hmm not bad

  That comeback though...

  2015-02-27 19:59

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  too much war

  American here, and the Butt hurt is in fact not real...I have a good sense of humor

  2015-02-27 10:51

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  ิ

  The Photoshop is strong with this one..

  2015-02-27 08:17

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  It hurts to watch

  Because fuck the friend zone

  2015-02-26 23:47

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  It hurts to watch

  Every time I think the friend zone doesn't get any deeper...I get proven wrong..

  2015-02-26 23:46

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  Scooby doo is amazing

  He could have been charged with disturbing the peace, or public nuisance or something

  2015-02-25 23:38

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  Beccas

  No

  2015-02-25 04:45

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  Mt dew. Or GTFO.

  The t rex didn't go extinct...it just evolved into the kangaroo

  2015-02-24 23:39

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  Dat feel

  

  2015-02-24 23:36

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  HB! Babe<3

  One ticket to feelsburg please

  2015-02-23 23:43

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  This must be broadcasted!

  My entire perception of reality has just been thrown into question

  2015-02-23 04:45

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  "Firefighter" pole

  "She"

  2015-02-20 13:46

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  "Firefighter" pole

  "She"

  2015-02-20 12:26

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  .

  What about at 10:10?

  2015-02-18 22:01

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  WTF Fun Fact

  Probably from haveing the Hershey squirts for 30 days..

  2015-02-18 21:44

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  Tittle

  Damn, their advertisment department must be working overtime

  2015-02-17 23:48

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  What the actual fuck Wisconsin?? (Thanks Lydia!)

  They are actually spaghetti o's

  2015-02-15 23:15

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  Wyoops

  There was an episode of futurama about this...

  2015-02-12 09:51

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  I'm back bitches

  No, fuck you winter

  2015-02-11 20:36

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  Busted

  Because schools won't let students go outside to smoke...

  2015-02-10 07:57

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  oooooooooH

  This guy makes a good point

  2015-02-08 20:35

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  Thomas

  And they reason they are as big as trains in the first place is because they are actually Titans...

  2015-02-07 07:04

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  Poor clam

  Dales in a better place now

  2015-02-06 11:43

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  If only Peter Jackson, JK Rowling and George Lucas would ...

  Gandalf is technically a god...so yea, Gandalf

  2015-02-04 19:32

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  omg

  Its basically pure adrenaline.

  2015-02-04 19:19

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  still i want one...

  Literally just changed tabs on my phone from pornhub to this meme...

  2015-02-04 12:14

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  i agree

  Correction, atheists don't have beliefs and literally 99% of people who know me don't even know I'm an atheist. Because I (like any true atheists) don't really give a shit

  2015-02-02 18:41

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  i font see a downside to this

  How about I don't get the iPhone and I still never use an Apple product again

  2015-02-01 08:10

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  Derp

  Can't argue with that logic

  2015-01-31 14:22

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  Dodge challenger the deer failed

  More like you would eat this dick before you ate that rabbit

  2015-01-26 16:33

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  Send noots

  Just go to YouTube and searched "noot noot"

  2015-01-25 08:11

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