houseplant

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I won't respond to your DM. I'm not going to date you.

10 Memes

houseplant | 2024-12-24 01:40

Further proof that women are better

Girlboss Girls Get It Done Female Superiority

48% 274

houseplant | 2024-12-22 07:38

Germans are so icky

Germany Christmas 2024 Danke Merkel

78% 504

houseplant | 2024-12-21 09:27

It's just too small compared to a 3 pounds gummy worm

Sausage Small Sausage Gummy Worm

75% 416

houseplant | 2024-12-20 19:47

When I see the 3 pounds gummy worm

Gummy Worm Sweets Broke AF

28% 410

houseplant | 2024-12-20 00:31

I'll get her to change all my lightbulbs

Electrician Girlboss Handywoman

52% 262

houseplant | 2024-12-18 12:39

I'm always getting oppressed by boomers

Boomers Suck Free Spirit Shrek Is Life

57% 226

houseplant | 2024-12-17 06:50

I don't think they put too much thought into this ad

Amazon Job Ad Job

55% 196

houseplant | 2024-12-16 17:47

Something that never happens in real life

Gamer Girl Gamer Fantasy

81% 485

houseplant | 2024-12-15 07:29

That's one way to make the workforce less stressed

Workplace Stress

64% 390

houseplant | 2024-12-14 06:59

Listen to the experts

Experts Covid19 Smart People

46% 435

Latest comments

Title
Women reading this

2025-07-13 05:19
+4
Didn’t work for 2 years. Job starts Monday. I’m shaking
How did you survive? Who's paying your rent?

2025-05-19 14:11
-3
Kid brings grenade for show-and-tell, school calls the army
Show and tell plus boom

2025-05-19 14:10
-4
yes
Literally don't know who you are.

2025-03-16 11:21
-3
Sounds like a good grandma

2025-03-16 11:21
0
everyone we disagree with is a putin puppet
Ukraine must decimate their population so we can feel good about our online virtue signaling

2025-03-12 08:51
+7
yes
It never was. You guys got triggered because a woman was asked to promote it.

2025-03-12 08:47
-13
The british government looks a lot like the one in V for ...
Same

2025-03-12 08:46
-1
how to avoid copyright problems
It's just a guy with a bandana

2025-03-12 08:40
+2
Average day in Australia
That's why I'm not into guys

2025-03-12 08:39
-3
i'm starting to worry
They're not going to arrest themselves

2025-03-12 08:38
+9
wiping boogers on 300 IQ level kameltoe harris
Leave Kamala alone

2025-03-12 08:38
+3
Cheap labor
More millennial bs, they always try to intellectualize things.

2025-03-12 08:37
+4
Everyday feels like this
Same

2025-03-12 08:36
+2
Moving to Poland?
They're not interested in neckbeards so you guys are safe

2025-03-12 08:36
+27
Sounds like a good grandma
Stop touching women

2025-03-12 08:35
-5
Gym
even I understood what he was doing

2025-01-22 19:17
+1
Idk what is this but i can imagine
I'm not interested in you. You confessed to another user that you're a lonely old man.

2025-01-22 19:04
-8
Analogic gaming
so much unnecessary movement

2025-01-22 11:44
-1
If you don't know someon's address in Iceland
what year is this?

2025-01-22 11:33
+7
Idk what is this but i can imagine
She slept with 1000 non white guys because she's not racist

2025-01-22 10:14
-3
Bern dog? that you?
the poor millionaire is mad at billionaires

2025-01-22 10:05
+6
Queen of the night, the one night flower
Denis!

2025-01-22 10:04
+8
pls bro, i have a family
save my boy

2025-01-20 19:38
-1
Dems Should Avoid TV The Next Four Years At Least
give them time to process

2025-01-20 17:37
-1
Oh well
what did they do to him?

2025-01-20 17:36
+7
British woman talking about britain
she sounds like a bigot

2025-01-20 09:17
-11
I think he didn't
you can't hate cyclists enough

2025-01-20 09:15
-1
Road rage goes this far
another insecure nerd harassing women

2025-01-20 09:14
-9
Everybody looks ok until they don't
just stop stealing and get a job

2025-01-20 09:12
-7
American Tiktok influencers meme
without TikTok how will the doctors and nurses do their hospital dances?

2025-01-20 09:11
+7
POV: You're a citizen of Pompeii in 79 AD
what did he eat?

2025-01-20 09:10
0
Dems Should Avoid TV The Next Four Years At Least
1 more days and the meltdown starts.

2025-01-20 09:09
+1
Nostalgic
that's a hen

2025-01-20 08:54
+1
we out here reporting the REAL news
she's doing her best

2025-01-11 13:14
0
Sometimes they don't need fixing
what a legend

2025-01-11 13:13
+2
Yeah i never noticed
CGI peaked with the movie

2025-01-11 13:12
-1
she admits she’s not strong enough to carry a man out o...
she's right

2025-01-11 13:10
-8
Like hack
you guys have a lot of socks under your beds. I know you.

2025-01-11 13:05
-1
But I wish I did :(
it's metaphorically speaking. duhhh

2025-01-11 13:03
-1
It's like being a kid again
busted

2025-01-11 13:02
0
Meme title
I'm here. what's up?

2025-01-11 13:01
-4
Title
the admins are very delicate creatures scared of a small section of this community.

2025-01-11 12:59
+3
you don't have any friends

2025-01-11 12:58
+2
What did she look like before
she's very pretty

2025-01-11 12:57
-20
Agent Orange
why are you showing a picture of girls instead of guys?

2025-01-11 12:54
-8
What he said...
why would the OP have this clip and posting it?

2025-01-11 12:53
-5
Red blue
imagine thinking the elites are not in a big club

2025-01-11 12:53
0
"brain" "washing"
step bro, don't do it

2025-01-11 12:52
+1
Random
just accept there's other people on this planet

2025-01-11 12:52
-35
XD
it was rigged

2025-01-06 16:45
-1
V
Poor guy

2025-01-06 16:44
-15

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