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  They can't

  What movie is this from?

  2024-09-11 02:09

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  Title

  I press both at about the same time to brake

  2024-09-11 01:59

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  from tragic to wholesome

  Just saying there's more than one hero here. But they're only giving praise to the one she found attractive enough to marry

  2024-01-23 18:12

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  Untitled

  Only because it makes sence to retards, they call it a bar because in there mind its 3-4 pills stuck together and they break the "pill" off the "bar" so there drugs last longer

  2024-01-22 18:34

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  from tragic to wholesome

  Did the paramedic ACTUALLY save her tho, or did he AND HIS TEAM just sustain her vitals until getting her to a hospital, where the dr and nurses saved her life

  2024-01-22 17:15

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  Mia Khalifa vs Sasha grey

  That's an easy question both of them whores

  2024-01-22 16:15

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  old heads

  Guess im so old i never heard of hero beans

  2023-12-16 14:40

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  Can't die from them if they never touch you

  What is this scene from?

  2023-11-21 05:58

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  yeah

  "Out of mana? No problem i cast fist to the face" - the muscle wizard

  2023-11-21 02:05

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  Trippy

  Who made this butthole kaleidoscope?

  2023-11-12 23:43

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  Excited David Attenborough noises

  There wearing lederhosen, those are gigachads

  2023-11-10 05:40

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  BG3

  Listen hear you little shit, some of us only get off the game and go to sleep once we hear birds outside and the sun starts shining through the curtains so dont pretend you have a problem until your on our level

  2023-10-25 14:17

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  too many crocs XD

  Let's keep this abomination at 0.

  2023-10-15 17:32

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  Yep

  I also only want to bring the wendies mascot and her daughter to mcdonalds

  2023-10-06 01:43

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  Dank memes

  sharing is caring bro.... jk i googled it

  2023-10-06 01:22

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  Dank memes

  What country? For research purposes ofcourse *hides tab to buy plane tickets*

  2023-10-06 01:16

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  Naturalism

  Murder

  2023-10-01 21:04

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  Dark Mark Wahlberg wiki

  Mark came up with some clever nicknames for what he hoped would be new friends that just so happened to be of a different ethnic group and they didnt like it then he go in trouble for practicing his kung fu moves when another guy was standing in the way...

  2023-09-17 08:11

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  same color=friends

  7

  2023-09-17 04:37

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  Gotta make the perfect number

  Thank you brother 7

  2023-09-16 12:52

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  Gotta make the perfect number

  Movie name?

  2023-09-15 21:13

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  Uno reverse deployed

  Game name?

  2023-09-12 10:42

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  Gaming

  They named it FINAL fantasy because they new there masterpiece couldnt be improved

  2023-08-27 06:55

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  ID10T form

  This isnt an Id10t form, this is a whiney baby hurt feelings form. This one is used in the army or airforce when someone gets yelled at too loudly. A Id10t form is used when a marine makes gets distracted after eating to many crayons(i am a marine)

  2023-08-21 11:08

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  Me? My pfp is literally an abstract shape

  

  2023-08-18 21:30

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  Me? My pfp is literally an abstract shape

  A physical manifestation of my pfp would fuck up alot of people

  2023-08-18 20:14

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  Happy billionaire noises

  With dialysis, a machine does what your kidney cant. But in this cases the other bodie does anything that any of your organs cant

  2023-08-16 07:38

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  Happy billionaire noises

  Pretty sure what there doing to these mice is closer to dialysis, except instead of your blood running through a machine and back into your body, they have your blood run through another person whos healthy and young for an extended period of time

  2023-08-16 07:36

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  White on black on white

  Pretty sure shes a born female. Google image search says shes a czech female "entertainer"

  2023-08-15 03:05

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  White on black on white

  Czech girl, i just google searched the image and its an exact match for Eileen Sue, you can guess what kind of website shes on

  2023-08-15 03:02

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  White on black on white

  Eileen sue

  2023-08-15 03:02

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  Stock photos

  For real tho, my current stock is getting worn out

  2023-08-13 13:53

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  Happy billionaire noises

  But it's not as simple as a blood transfusion. They're connecting the circulatory systems, and humans have much larger bodies so youd have to be connected even longer then 12 weeks

  2023-08-12 23:07

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  It makes me sad

  I use the offline mode alot at work because we dont have service. Refilling the bank is usless for the next few days after August 1st ive been on here for several years now and i think its a stupid tradition

  2023-08-12 23:02

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  Happy billionaire noises

  So in order for the old to live longer, the young must be sacrificed?

  2023-08-12 06:01

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  Least desperate redditor

  Wearing a fedora and having a neck beard, trust me, women love that

  2023-08-06 06:18

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  Coming from a Frenchman

  2 girls 1 cup

  2023-08-06 05:41

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  Coming from a Frenchman

  Or shit in the streets

  2023-08-06 05:40

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  Work

  Going to work anyday*** i work 12 hour shifts so they all hot me like that

  2023-08-06 05:39

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  Freeeeeedom

  *Pornhub theme music intensifies*

  2023-08-06 01:50

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  sup whoever reads this

  When you think you posted a meme once You actually posted it twice

  2023-07-30 17:22

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  r place 2023

  Stuhl translates to "stool" or "chair" because thats what bart is holding.... as far as the meme goes, idk what this means

  2023-07-30 02:28

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  My rizz around my moms friends

  Were sound?

  2023-05-04 17:52

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  Big boi

  I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

  2022-07-28 03:23

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  Remember August 1st

  Its already been a more then on time thing, its been going on for the past 3-4 years

  2022-07-26 05:59

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  Remember August 1st

  After no mod day you have to avoid memedroid for a week with the amount of spam that gets through

  2022-07-26 05:57

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  Trans-Europe express

  Thats 186 mph incase anyone was wondering

  2022-07-24 00:06

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  Man, fuck you

  Anyone else notice floyd on his shoe

  2022-07-17 13:02

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  Greg Countryman

  But above all else, dont let children outside near a pool unsupervised.

  2022-07-08 20:40

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  Greg Countryman

  No, call 911, put both kids next to eachother, do one handed chest compression( they are children, dont require as much force), and alternate breaths if she can.

  2022-07-08 20:39

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  Fufufuvjv

  I only have 28 teeth(wisdom teeth were removed), does this mean im not eating efficiently?

  2022-07-08 16:20

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  Greg Countryman

  Both fair points and this isnt really fair for me to say(because i work in an ER)but the best option would be to lay one on each side of you and do one handed chest compressions, keeping the heart beating is more vital then providing O2 in an emergency

  2022-07-08 13:37

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  the start to a nutritious meal

  You right

  2022-07-08 13:18

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  Greg Countryman

  So what your saying is if both her kids were dying instead of freaking out about it she made the decision to save the daughter... lets hope the boy never grows smart enough to sort that out or he may develope mommy issues

  2022-07-08 12:25

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  the start to a nutritious meal

  Are yall from Alabama?

  2022-07-08 08:26

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  Sweet.

  Your assumption is correct, selfies(like the first pic) are mirrored using the front camera, but the back camera(second pic) are regular

  2022-07-07 17:53

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  Ye olden steel chair

  No lie, im also on the toilet right now(mostly farts and straight liquid with the rest looking like egg drop soup) your not alone brother, we'll make it through this

  2022-07-07 15:16

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  Ñ

  Î dont know Spanish but ill play along

  2022-07-07 14:05

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  Lol

  Thats because OP didnt do his homework

  2022-07-07 13:22

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  yes

  Those Scooby-Dooby snacker packers

  2022-07-07 09:46

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  IT'S ALL LIES

  Same guy named these that named Greenland and Iceland

  2022-07-05 21:14

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  Still blows my mind that Carthage was the first one in 250

  you know 113 is a prime number

  2022-06-11 12:58

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  Still blows my mind that Carthage was the first one in 250

  W hat are you guys talking about again?

  2022-06-11 12:36

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  Still blows my mind that Carthage was the first one in 250

  Why stop there? I feel like 111 has a nice sound to it

  2022-06-11 12:36

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  England be like

  I've always been confused by the fact that they also collected spices and herbs from all these different cultures but decided to have bland food

  2022-06-01 10:25

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  Sounds like a personal issue

  Why would you expect a guy to fix your finances for free? He already knows your broke, he's gotta charge you something right? That's the art of the deal instead of sex you could offer to clean my house for me and I'll still help you financially.

  2022-05-31 07:22

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  For fucks sake, just let him rest!

  I don't think it's so "adult babies can recognize a thing" it's more like in honor and remembrance of a tradition he loved being apart of. He's a legend in entertainment history, should we not use George Washington in movies ether? A dead guy is a dead guy

  2022-05-31 07:17

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  she realy had to say that-

  You better let that pupper on the bed

  2022-05-28 19:51

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  Such a pity. ;)

  What part of Germany are you in, because here in Neu-Isenburg it's more common at the pool then you'd think and no one seems to care. I'm not saying women just walk down the street topless, it's about as common as seeing a guy without his shirt on

  2022-05-25 18:49

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  Such a pity. ;)

  The body isn't sexualized the same way, when I was real little I had a weird habit of pulling my diaper off and running down the driveway, my parents and the neighbors thought it was funny, now adays people freak out, "omg it's a baby penis" get over it

  2022-05-25 11:07

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  Such a pity. ;)

  "Omg her boob is out" who cares its a boob she can try on a shirt at the shirt rake if the dressing room is full and no one bats an eye just like the guys can do. They have topless beaches and several people will go to public swimming pools in only bottoms

  2022-05-25 11:03

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  Such a pity. ;)

  Germany doesn't have have people just walking around topless, they just don't frown apon it like we do. If a woman needs to breastfeed her child, she can sit on a bench and just feed them and no one thinks it's gross or inappropriate...

  2022-05-25 10:59

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  Such a pity. ;)

  Germany has always allowed women to be topless

  2022-05-24 17:24

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  oh good

  So you wish to delve into the pits of moderation? I will help you bear this burden, Putin.Funko.Pop., as long as it is yours to bear. I do not have a sword, axe or bow, but you have my upvote.

  2022-05-21 12:34

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  Don't speak to me

  I may have a coke problem

  2022-05-20 16:26

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  All.

  Bear

  2022-05-20 13:02

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  haircut

  I like your strong sense of female impowerment and woman's independence

  2022-05-20 12:41

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  Don't speak to me

  Snorting coke

  2022-05-20 12:37

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  Don't speak to me

  You should definitely say you love it, for 2 reasons, one the boss hearing this may make them more lenient on you for mistakes, and two, if you hate the work, then a new worker means that much less work

  2022-05-20 12:16

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  Thor 3.4 million years ago

  Beat me to it

  2022-05-14 06:54

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  Medication

  You are absolutely right, that's supposed to say "can not"

  2022-05-09 11:27

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  School moments

  I always thought this rumor was kinda stupid, you go to class to get educated. So if the teachers late you should be mad they're wasting your time and education but instead you get mad because you want to leave but can't if they show up within 15 minutes?

  2022-05-09 06:50

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  What have we done?

  The crats don't have a building plan, there just gonna keep demo-ing and wait for a republican to take office and fix it

  2022-05-08 18:48

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  What have we done?

  What have the liberals liberated? What have the Republicans publicated? The only thing that's certain is that we all know what the democrats demolished....

  2022-05-08 17:56

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  Medication

  Lawful neutral would be water, because alot of medicine can be taken with certain fruit juices like pineapple, grapefruit or orange juice

  2022-05-06 11:07

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  Hot fucking brass up in that bitch

  Exactly, and from what I understand that's what this lady is doing. It's strategy to help them resist the temptation, so that they don't do it. Once they have done then burn them.

  2022-05-03 12:42

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  Hot fucking brass up in that bitch

  That is my favorite option, but until that becomes legal, education and rehabilitation are good buffers to decrease the numbers

  2022-05-03 08:04

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  Hot fucking brass up in that bitch

  (2/2) but if this prevents a child from being molested then it's good as well, at least it keeps kids safe until we can kill the rest of the them

  2022-05-03 07:13

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  Hot fucking brass up in that bitch

  (1/2)I saw this and first thought was "hanz, get mien flammenwerfer", but I looked into it and it's actually a paper to help people with those urges towards kids to fight the urges and not go after kids. Don't get me wrong, still kill pedos.

  2022-05-03 07:08

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  Djfj d uajajskebf t fvskbsd d dhdbx. Xhsusus b d R

  *inhales* OK should have been a cum stainer

  2022-05-01 18:41

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  Djfj d uajajskebf t fvskbsd d dhdbx. Xhsusus b d R

  Of course, it is a funny meme. I only said that because 11 year Olds think everyone are boomers, they don't even know where the term came from

  2022-05-01 12:01

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  Djfj d uajajskebf t fvskbsd d dhdbx. Xhsusus b d R

  I will unfortunately admit that the "live, laugh, love" thing was actually my generation (millennial) and not boomers. Boomers are from the baby boomer generation, not just any generation older then you.

  2022-05-01 11:08

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  Huh strange...

  Does he believe Twitter is the only social media that exists?

  2022-04-27 11:06

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  Never just fine!

  "what do you think of my new dress" "Oh snap, are those pockets take note boys, women love pockets

  2022-04-26 06:52

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  Did you know that in t-

  Yeah... I don't know

  2022-04-26 06:37

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  Just to fuck with Veteran rpg players

  I like it, my favorite would be to have hill dwarfs be German, Instead of how dwarfs normally would sound Irish almost. I picture hill dwarfs in lederhosen, drinking beer and eating brats...

  2022-04-25 13:08

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  K....

  That

  2022-04-25 13:05

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  Just to fuck with Veteran rpg players

  Which race has the German accent? I was thinking gnomes, maybe tieflings... I'd like y'all's opinions.

  2022-04-24 09:30

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  Opinions

  At least he's straight

  2022-04-24 09:25

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  CRT in textbook

  Did anyone take the time to try and find the funny, or are you just like me and come to the comments to see if someone else has deciphered it?

  2022-04-24 09:13

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