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  THAT'S what you ask? People sleep in their parents beds all the time. Question is why was she masturbating on her mom's bed?

  2016-08-06 09:28

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  They're watching you 0.0

  That lil globe beside the time means everyone can see what he posts.

  2016-04-07 19:04

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  Orgnal mem

  Mostly lazy tho.

  2016-03-29 12:45

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  Hahahaha

  By sleeping under blankets, it's too hot under blankets with clothes and too cold outside blankets without them.

  2016-03-29 02:09

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  Time

  It's not even close to 420

  2016-03-28 14:03

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  Tim has been told

  Alright I'm not mad then, thanks for being honest

  2016-03-25 16:16

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  Tim has been told

  Actually I posted the first one a week or 2 ago.

  2016-03-23 23:18

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  Canadian Springs are Crazy

  Definitely how my day went today. Scraped frost off my car before work and came out of work to all my mini eggs melted

  2016-03-23 21:51

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  Tim, what the heck man?

  Update on Tim, his mom paid his bill.

  2016-03-23 15:59

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  Tim, what the heck man?

  Repost. Totally stole this from me

  2016-03-23 15:58

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  All of em

  Weird, I posted status I made from 2012 today that said exactly this. Not saying it's a repost, just a really insane coincidence

  2016-03-22 17:25

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  Death to all but metal

  We had that same coffee table. I drew squids underneath it and blamed the cat because toddler logic

  2016-03-20 21:06

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  Ho shit ! Batman

  Batman may have trained harder but Spiderman does have genetically mutated super human strength. Bruce has as many "Super" powers as Tony. Money.

  2016-03-18 11:42

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  Bwaaaaaaahahaha!!!aaha!h!hh!aaaaaahahbushdid9/11hahahhha!...

  Goddamn Drumpf supporter

  2016-03-18 11:05

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  At least they will be good with the vacuums

  Well if it makes you feel any better, I felt that the Terminator Genisys was shit too.

  2016-03-11 15:30

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  At least they will be good with the vacuums

  I didn't say it was racist. Hakuna your Tatas

  2016-03-11 14:21

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  May the force be with you

  Incredible..

  2016-03-11 10:59

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  At least they will be good with the vacuums

  You can if the trailer is shit. If it's a good trailer, you have to worry about all the good parts being in the trailer. If it's a shit trailer, well they just put all the best parts in their trailer.

  2016-03-11 10:52

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  ....

  Oh, but that's exactly how natural selection works! Ever seen 1000 ways to Die?

  2016-03-11 10:47

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  ....

  Unfortunately they're also super lucky so natural selection didn't blow a gun up in their face

  2016-03-10 20:34

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  It's like something out of a Mario Bros game

  They can be out of water, that's why they live in terrarium and not an aquarium. My turtle would bang on the side of his tank until I let him run around my house.

  2016-03-10 20:26

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  Choose

  I think A is supposed to represent you

  2016-03-05 11:05

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  title

  The military salutes.

  2016-03-02 20:06

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  Lol, It's so true

  Do it. We have poutine. Makes it all worth it.

  2016-03-02 15:54

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  Daaammmnn Daniel

  I'm not too sure what the whole "Damn Daniel" is all about but at this point I'm too afraid to ask...

  2016-02-28 20:28

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  common sense is overrated

  Women who wear bras are passive feminists. Same logic right?

  2016-02-27 19:53

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  Deadpool is the number one R rated movie for most money m...

  I'm pretty sure netflix has all the seasons of Futurama, but that may just be Canadian Netflix. Not 100%.

  2016-02-26 03:07

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  The gang life

  Emperor's New Groove. They're the guards that get into the potion war near the end

  2016-02-25 03:18

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  IFOUNDIT

  Canada too. Even different ends of the country.

  2016-02-24 18:11

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  Nootnoot

  I think it's an all boys boarding school given that it's directed strictly at males and there's a headmaster.

  2016-02-23 01:47

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  I'd fuck death.

  Wolverine just has super healing. Deadpool was actually cursed with immortality by Thanos because Thanos actually loves death too (he killed off half the universe as a token of his love to her)

  2016-02-14 03:23

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  First World Problems

  Because Rick Grimes is the only valentine's date that I can get

  2016-02-13 11:09

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  First World Problems

  June isn't weeks away

  2016-02-13 11:08

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  I'd buy them. Yes I'm that easy to please.

  Blew my expectations out of the water. Such a good movie!

  2016-02-12 00:52

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  um , I don't think it does sir

  What the fuck

  2016-02-11 16:31

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  Anyone else seen it already? Was legendary!

  Noooo, he looks like an avocado had sex with an even older avocado.

  2016-02-11 00:28

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  oh trump

  Why do his eyes look like they're naturally photoshopped on?

  2016-02-01 22:21

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  what?

  Magazine writers are stupid.

  2016-01-26 00:47

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  The perfect Valentine's movie

  Very true. I think Ryan Reynolds is a great actor, he just needs to not work with such stupid writers.

  2016-01-12 18:32

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  The perfect Valentine's movie

  Not to mention Deadpool is his favorite character, he's read tons of the comics, and DP even says in one series "how would you feel if you looked like a burnt up Ryan Renolds" so he has a lot riding on this movie.

  2016-01-12 11:43

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  The perfect Valentine's movie

  If it turns out to be a shitty movie, Ryan Renolds will probably kill himself. This is kind of his last chance comeback after Green Lantern and Xmen...

  2016-01-12 11:42

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  Fluffffy Milkshakes

  Cows kinda look like really fat deer.

  2016-01-12 11:40

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  Anyone a twin?

  Tatum makes a prettier woman than some women

  2016-01-11 17:50

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  Wasteherthyme2016

  It's this stupid trend for basically treating people like shit as if this generation didn't do that enough already.

  2016-01-11 15:27

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  My prayers go out to this kid given that he may be dead now

  An abortion is more than a pill dude. They pry open the vagina and pull out the fetus with a pair of tongs, crushing it skull first.

  2016-01-11 15:15

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  .

  Who'd want to date anyone who would say that anyways?

  2016-01-10 15:20

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  If you're reading this, you're beautiful and you should k...

  Exercise; natural photoshop

  2016-01-09 13:23

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  Black Ops Three

  That paint job is actually pretty freaking awesome.

  2016-01-09 12:19

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  My prayers go out to this kid given that he may be dead now

  Not to mention, abortion isn't preventing pregnancy. It's terminating it. So technically I could use the argument of lung transplant with that basis.

  2016-01-08 10:31

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  My prayers go out to this kid given that he may be dead now

  Vaping, edibles, there's other ways to consume pot without turning your lungs black.

  2016-01-08 10:30

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  Lolll

  Jokes on him, you get seconds.

  2016-01-08 03:59

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  Fifth comment is a sexy teddy bear

  Not to mention the real "hover" board spontaneously combusts.

  2016-01-07 11:41

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  My prayers go out to this kid given that he may be dead now

  But babies...

  2016-01-07 11:36

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  Send help

  I tried lol

  2016-01-07 01:02

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  Jedi or Sith

  Black Swan. Technically the N from the No did finish their sentence

  2016-01-06 18:52

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  Send help

  There's always someone better out there! Don't let anyone make you feel like a yellow Starburst. You're a pink Starburst!

  2016-01-06 17:02

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  jeje follow me

  It bothers me that his shirt and boxers match that well

  2016-01-05 23:16

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  Hehehe

  He's so proud of his shoes

  2016-01-05 22:27

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  Rurple

  Use mustard instead of mellow yellow

  2016-01-05 15:16

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  Not high

  You smoke too much if you're puking all over the place....

  2016-01-05 11:14

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  Not high

  Dude, chill. I wasn't bragging or saying there's nothing wrong with it, all I said was it's better than smoking cigs and stated my opinion.

  2016-01-05 00:41

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  Not high

  Then that's cool too, but I personally promote cannabis abuse. 5/5 stars

  2016-01-04 23:22

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  Not high

  Smoking weed is better for you than drinking and WAY better than smoking cigarettes

  2016-01-04 21:18

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  Not high

  I've learned that you never understand why people smoke weed until you smoke weed. It's not a big deal, it's just an easy way to relax and get really chill.

  2016-01-04 21:16

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  Good try Kim.

  This photo of her is actually severely photoshopped. I'm not sure but think she threatened to sue the magazine company. But even in the real photo, she's super gorgeous.

  2016-01-03 16:29

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  thats me

  I do this too often

  2016-01-03 15:06

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  Mmh by antonharry

  They might not be sagging, heavy definitely but her nipples could still be perky

  2016-01-03 14:50

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  when you love a girl

  Your theory may be legit but the way you explain your supporting evidence makes no sense. Still betting money on Luke's kid. Reasons are in lower comments.

  2016-01-02 19:01

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  when you love a girl

  Because they were so obsessed with bringing Kylo Ren home, why wouldn't they have tried to bring her home? She was waiting exactly where she was left her.

  2016-01-02 18:46

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  when you love a girl

  Oh, not to mention Star Wars is one family fucking up the galaxy with their Drama

  2016-01-02 16:29

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  when you love a girl

  WHICH MEANS that's about how old she was when Luke ran away. Plus Luke's light Saber called out to her, but it was Darth Vader's Saber first so it obviously runs in the family. Boom. Skywalker's kid.

  2016-01-02 16:28

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  when you love a girl

  She has jedi powers, and she's not Leia's kid. Kylo Ren is also about 7-8 yrs older than her and she looked about 10 when she was abandoned, which would have made Kylo 17-18 which is about the right age that he would have lost his shit and gone dark side

  2016-01-02 16:26

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  when you love a girl

  But it's really fucking obvious...

  2016-01-02 12:13

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  Win win situation

  You guys are dicks

  2015-12-20 05:50

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  Food

  Neither of those are vegetables

  2015-12-19 11:04

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  women have it easy being alcoholics.

  Definitely not what happens here.... you put them in packaging and put them in a purse. Security never checks tampons (although since these came out, they make you shake them)

  2015-12-17 00:21

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  women have it easy being alcoholics.

  They are technically. There are doobie tube tampons too. Spencer's Gifts sell them and I think Hot Topic

  2015-12-17 00:17

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  Little advice fellas

  Is this really true though? I need to know for... reasons...

  2015-12-17 00:01

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  Spughetti

  Makes sense. Just looks more like pug-tato stew to me.

  2015-12-16 17:08

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  Spughetti

  Who puts potatoes in their spaghetti

  2015-12-16 13:43

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  I'm officially moving to Singapore

  Coca-Cola brings a vending machine like that to the university and college in my city every now and then. It's pretty awesome

  2015-12-14 19:20

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  snoop Claus

  All were awaiting sizzle clause and his bag, to bring the good homies their bitches and swag

  2015-12-11 04:50

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  When you see it..

  He looks like he already did...

  2015-12-09 22:11

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  Witty title about importance of school

  I feel like someone's mother made this meme

  2015-12-09 22:03

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  enough with the roast me crap

  A lil too late there bud

  2015-12-07 22:18

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  I'm in actual tears.

  It's December. I'll shave when he does.

  2015-12-05 01:17

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  I'm in actual tears.

  We don't stop shaving for no shave November, we stop shaving cause it's getting damn cold. I means it's already been -20, guys. Please have some sympathy

  2015-12-04 01:03

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  Boom

  TOO SOON

  2015-11-23 21:53

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  .

  Maybe someone should check up on op and make sure they're okay

  2015-11-22 18:05

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  ....

  This is the only reason I love being an adult

  2015-11-19 22:25

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  I like Gwen better anyways..

  The Amazing Spiderman

  2015-11-19 15:21

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  I like Gwen better anyways..

  You're doing something wrong dude...

  2015-11-18 12:05

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  hey!

  Why would anyone WANT to be a side chick/dude? She's a hoe, he's a douche. Someone save the poor girl actually in the relationship

  2015-11-17 18:34

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  What would ya pick

  I thought of the same thing! How would you even be able to tell how the hour had passed anyways, nothing would move

  2015-11-17 00:11

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  me gusta

  But with squats it is

  2015-11-17 00:08

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  A Good Movie

  Warner Brothers is the real mvp

  2015-11-16 14:35

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  .

  I used to leave it white and argue that it's snowy up there anyways so its technically correct. Hated colouring the map of Canada.

  2015-11-14 01:07

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  .

  The one that looks like a bitch to colour in

  2015-11-14 01:06

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  Both are valid points

  Dueley noted. Thanks fam

  2015-11-12 15:03

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  *sigh*

  Gunna suck for whoever is behind him doing 100kmph/60mph down the highway

  2015-11-11 17:42

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