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  So cute

  It doesn't matter how you train a Sheepdog or how you treat it: the Sheepdog will herd. Kids, other dogs, doesn't matter. We intentionally bred certain breeds of dogs to have certain traits. Some pits do have their aggressive trait bred out.

  2021-03-07 13:53

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  Oof

  To be fair, eyes are both challenging and entertaining to draw, it's like artists version of the S thing

  2019-11-26 15:15

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  rip buddy

  The first time I lost a Minecraft wolf, Wolfie, I made him a grave on top of a nearby mountain and every full moon I'd watch the sun rise with him

  2019-08-06 10:36

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  Hm

  If I don't shave I get pimples and painful ingrown hairs, so I shave, simple enough

  2019-06-20 10:37

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  I'd brag for sure

  D-don't do that to me

  2019-05-31 11:11

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  tt

  Pill bugs

  2019-05-12 11:11

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  Damn son

  See Me in a Crown is worth a listen as well, in my opinion

  2019-05-03 19:43

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  How do blind people type ?¿

  My cat chirps... I honestly can't explain it more than "a chirp noise". It's cute though

  2019-04-28 18:47

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  Shit post or mod. Pick a side

  I'm not an Avengers fan, so I moderate to remove spoilers because I don't care if it's spoiled to me. Fight on, my good sir

  2019-04-22 12:44

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  Rene Descartes was a drunken fart / I drink, therefore I am

  Descartes is pronounced "Day-cart" So it would be putting the cart before the horse

  2019-02-22 16:48

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  Welcome

  But I don't have a pp

  2019-02-15 10:27

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  REGGIN

  I have a college professor who doesn't believe in tests, never assigns a paper more than 3 pages, and spends half the class telling personal stories.

  2019-02-12 19:19

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  Memedroid community...discuss

  My only concern is that Dante's Inferno was accepted as "Fanfiction" and not actual fact, even though we seem to agree on his depictions of hell. If Paul and Moses and all were telling the truth, why not Dante?

  2019-01-18 08:32

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  Holy fuck i never knew gay people's le existed until i pl...

  They also pulled this with Fernando. He was randomly confirmed to be gay

  2019-01-12 23:02

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  sweet dreams baby

  Ikr, everyone knows manatee plushies are the best sleeping buddies

  2019-01-08 17:49

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  It happened

  If she had died, the article would be changed to past tense. The article shown in the meme is still present tense

  2019-01-05 09:07

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  Do it for the luls

  This is the first time I've actually liked a PewDiePie video. It was pretty good

  2018-12-29 09:00

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  yes. it did.

  By the way, the purpose of said system is to make sure all areas' needs are being met: people in California don't know what people in Oklahoma need, so if California was more important than Oklahoma, then no one will ever care what the people in Oklahoma need. With the Electoral College, the people's voices and needs are not more or less important than other people simply because of their states' population size .

  2018-10-26 08:44

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  Pie Chart

  I don't get the floss. The moves are so sharp and not fluid at all, and it doesn't really fit any music I know of.

  2018-09-19 16:16

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  Sadness is joyful

  I believed this about going to the movie theatre. Not watching movies at home though, just in theatre.

  2018-09-15 22:55

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  I´m sorry

  Open your mouth

  2018-09-07 22:10

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  Don't buy off brand

  Toaster Tarts are better topped and have more and more even filling. I prefer then to Pop-tarts

  2018-08-29 23:54

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  I paid too much for the tickets

  I keep a few hides: a deer pelt I put on my bed, a few pieces of deer and squirrel pelts here and there for arts 'n crafts, lol. Just curiously, are y'all allowed to hunt kangaroos? And if so, do you eat them? I have an elder and younger brother and a twin sister

  2018-08-21 18:44

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  I paid too much for the tickets

  My cousins do, I personally have only done a bit. I prefer helping one of my cousins prepare the animals after they've been hunted (like skinning mostly) I have practiced with a bow, but never a rifle and haven't personally hunted anything successfully.

  2018-08-20 13:51

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  I paid too much for the tickets

  You always seem to have some good food cooking, lol. Meanwhile I had deer burgers and chips last night. Hunting season starts soon, can't wait for some nice, fresh, deer jerky! No turtles for turtle pot pie this summer though.

  2018-08-20 07:06

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  I paid too much for the tickets

  Lol, sorry about using your meme to chat

  2018-08-16 14:31

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  I paid too much for the tickets

  Facial recognition tests? While I understand that your score was impressive, in what way does something like that become important to the fact that there is an international group about it? I respect it, though, I have trouble recognising faces myself, and have on a few occasions not been able to recognise family and close friends by face alone. I recognised their voices though.

  2018-08-16 08:17

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  I paid too much for the tickets

  Have you ever thought of going back to school to get a degree in anything? And if so, what? Clearly you have experience in the culinary arts, although I can understand why that bores you by now, lol

  2018-08-14 20:53

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  I paid too much for the tickets

  It's a community college, so no Sauna. I am a Psych Major currently, interest in abnormal psych. Do you have a degree and, if so, what in?

  2018-08-13 00:33

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  I paid too much for the tickets

  Gotta exercise then ;) I love hitting the gym, my Uni has one with open privileges to students, so I go every other day, fits in my class schedule.

  2018-08-09 07:28

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  I paid too much for the tickets

  Sounds delicious

  2018-08-08 07:14

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  I paid too much for the tickets

  It's nighttime on Tuesday and I'm having an ice cream cone in bed

  2018-08-07 22:00

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  I paid too much for the tickets

  I like you too

  2018-08-07 21:52

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  I paid too much for the tickets

  At a Snowball stand, we sell snowballs (a cup full of shaved ice with a flavoured syrup to give it a tasty flavour. It's basically like eating flavoured snow) We have like 40 or 50 different flavours.

  2018-08-07 07:27

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  I paid too much for the tickets

  I haven't been old enough to work long enough to have many years of jobs under my belt, but the few jobs I've had we're pretty fun, including fast food for a while and a snowball stand this summer

  2018-08-05 20:48

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  I paid too much for the tickets

  There is a team of security guards at the Renaissance festival who are pretty much like that. They seem like such a little family too, most of them have been working there for years

  2018-08-05 20:46

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  I paid too much for the tickets

  Aye. I work at the games booth as a floater (let everyone on their breaks). What's it like as a security guard?

  2018-08-05 19:48

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  Anon does the robot

  Thank you

  2018-07-25 20:22

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  Anon does the robot

  I've heard of the disease, but does anyone have its name?

  2018-07-25 16:31

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  One of these seems wrong..

  What are you talking about, that looks right to me. I would know, check my profile.

  2018-07-19 18:47

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  I paid too much for the tickets

  Sorry, I didn't get the notification for your reply fr some reason, but sure! . I'm 5'6", 19, single, work at a Renaissance Festival, never tried weed

  2018-07-08 21:05

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  Haha

  Nude Waterpark with alcohol? This has my support

  2018-07-07 21:52

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  Xd

  I thought it was just atrocious grammar at first, but I got the pun.

  2018-07-03 15:11

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  I paid too much for the tickets

  Boondock saints fan :3 And, than you!

  2018-07-01 20:58

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  What you gonna do

  It's pretty rare when a meme makes me laugh out loud. Good job, OP

  2018-07-01 19:18

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  wort wort wort

  They do hatch from eggs, but the mothers don't abandon them. Says so in the books

  2018-06-25 15:09

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  Asswipe...!!

  That works as well.

  2018-06-17 00:20

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  I paid too much for the tickets

  To be honest, they would have been way cuter and more entertaining if they had just remained puffins.

  2018-06-16 12:21

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  Asswipe...!!

  You can't bring scissors on a plane, so next best thing: gum

  2018-06-16 09:08

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  Im not a chicken

  Khan from Paladins: Champions of the Realm. It's like OW but our fanbase isn't 90% cancer... It's only 50% cancer.

  2018-06-14 11:24

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  Difficult choice

  How about both? Give me head pats and belly rubs now

  2018-06-03 07:15

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  Doctor invoice for being fat

  It's more difficult and dangerous for doctors to work with fat patients, due to fat resting around and on top of an organ that a doctor might need to reach.

  2018-06-01 11:34

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  lol debate time; ive owned 2 pit girls

  ... Any small dog = "My boyfriend left me with our three kids when he found out he isn't the dad of any of them. I spend all day smoking and I care more about my dog than I do about my kids" Literally anything else= "I'm either really old or have only lived in this neighborhood for less than a year."

  2018-05-26 01:11

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  lol debate time; ive owned 2 pit girls

  Absolutely agree. I tell people all the time, they can say "nanny dog" all they want, but where I'm from, owning a dog is the same as putting a sign on your lawn. Pitbull = "I'm gangsta, look at how badass I am lol" Rottweiler = "I actually might stab you." German Shepard (RIP my beautiful Achilles) = "I have small kids and I'm not afraid to kick your ass to protect them" Husky or anything similar= "I have small kids and I wanted to get them something to play with"...

  2018-05-26 01:09

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  Favorite typical white male movie?

  One of his friends is usually fat and the other is either token black or token Asian.

  2018-05-17 08:05

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  i eat pyroniggers for breakfast.

  But what about a pink-haired Loli with knives? (Come on, where my Paladins fans at?)

  2018-05-16 09:42

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  japanime

  I hope who ever's making them gets this kind of thing sorted out. I can't wait to volunteer as a test subject to be one

  2018-04-29 08:10

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  Ok

  And decent furries agree: rape is wrong, no matter the species. Animals can't talk, so they can't give consent. Therefore, it counts as rape. Also, Yiffing is just roleplaying, animals aren't actually involved. As far as I know, nothing physical is involved at all in most cases, but I might be wrong.

  2018-03-29 13:56

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  Ok

  Funfact: a good percent of us in the furry community, myself included, are LGBT (bi personally).

  2018-03-29 08:39

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  #Relatable...

  Even I think he's cute, but the fun part about his gameplay is his imagination. He delves way too deep into games, and if they aren't fun enough, he makes them fun with cute Roleplays and by getting too connected to the characters. It's very relatable, since I do something similar when I game sometimes.

  2018-03-27 08:14

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  Bet the ice cream machine was broken too.

  I laugh at this because just a few days ago, while was on Window, my Chick-fil-A got an order for 20 chicken sandwich deluxes in drive-thru. We had them whipped up in 5 minutes, no problem. McD's sucks

  2018-03-26 20:55

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  extra

  The one on the right is unemployed because her sugar daddy takes care of her

  2018-03-22 11:13

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  Pay

  Stick it in the freezer so the ink gets too thick to stain or bleed, then snap it off

  2018-03-12 10:33

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  I volunteer

  This reminds me of Cave Johnson from Portal

  2018-03-08 16:43

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  Look at this dog

  The dog likes vegetables because the kids fed him their vegetables so they wouldn't have to eat it.

  2018-03-07 19:27

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  Bad timing...

  I once said "Are you listening to me" to a deaf kid. For the record, I didn't know he was deaf until he ran away and I saw him signing with his mom and friend

  2018-02-23 13:54

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  Ded

  Minimal assistance means it does not require a false womb or a state literally similar to being in a womb for it to survive. Premie babies require a lot of care to simply survive and exist, but they're not as helpless as a fetus that can't survive without being literally attatched to the mother.

  2018-02-08 00:01

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  Exellent

  My step-grandmother is a retired nurse. I often go to her for questions like this. My stories and books tend to be gruesome

  2018-02-01 09:02

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  When someone been bugging you about something for way too...

  I don't get why this doesn't happen in rodeos, or something similar anyway. The bull just lays down and then rolls over. A good way to get that pesky rider off your back

  2018-02-01 08:37

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  Bb king

  That... That's actually a really good idea

  2018-01-31 23:39

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  bonkle

  Check out Bionicle Ignition 1 & 2 on YouTube. They're stopmotion, but really well done

  2018-01-28 01:40

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  Employee of the Month goes to...

  That's Chick fill A, by the way. He's refilling the sweet tea canister (I work there)

  2018-01-21 08:45

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  Memes

  What about Paladins?

  2018-01-19 14:39

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  Tru

  Celestia has noticed that you put her name AFTER Luna's... She has one question for you... Do you like mmmmmmmmm bananas?

  2018-01-10 21:35

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  lol

  The Black Cat is badass

  2018-01-05 13:43

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  Socialism

  Aye, a fuckload of bees sounds about right

  2017-12-14 00:56

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  These were the shit

  As a homeschooled little bitch, I don't remember these

  2017-12-09 23:49

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  I just think about it ... Nothing more.

  My health teacher brought up that technically, breathing anything unnatural: tobbaco, smoke, steam, anything, is not good for your lungs in general. Also, it affects your brain, which is bad. It's not good for people who's brains are still developing, also it causes addictions. Other than that it's not so bad

  2017-11-30 06:11

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  Horsey

  Aye, it's nearly a year

  2017-11-19 19:33

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  As someone who has been forced to watch Peppa Pig, I can confirm that this is NOT what Peppa Pig's about... Hitler has NOTHING on Peppa.

  2017-11-11 15:01

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  Free the fishy's

  Y'all saw how badly polluted the flood waters were in Texas. All of the fish would die

  2017-11-10 22:07

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  On wich game did you do that?

  Half Life 2 and HL2 Episode 1 (which I am currently in progress on)

  2017-10-24 19:57

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  Meow

  I find it odd that the zoophilliac is the only one who is happy about the man pretending to be a cat. If they used that man, wouldn't the zoophilliac be the only one not getting what he wanted?

  2017-10-09 18:32

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  Where are my semen filled flutes I just got regular ones.

  From what I heard, a man donated flutes to a school for poor and under-privileged children... And those flutes turned out to be filled with, as the news report said, "Bodily fluids"

  2017-10-02 21:31

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  Found the thief

  Of course it would be: he'd only need less than an ounce. He'd have plenty left

  2017-08-19 17:14

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  :(

  Why isn't bullfighting considered abuse? Dogfighting is, and pinning dogs against bulls is too.

  2017-07-21 15:31

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  Insert title

  Damn, son

  2017-06-26 08:43

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  I'm not even real.

  I love rule34.paheal's motto: If it exists, there is porn of it. If not, start uploading

  2017-05-28 21:23

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  Damn furries

  I don't understand why any furry would have sex in their suit: those damn things cost over $1000 often. Who would want to get that all messy in sexy-juices?

  2017-05-28 01:48

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  .

  My thing for calling it "Jif" is that technically, gif is short for G.I.F., which is short for something else( sorry, forgot what) Yes, graphics is pronounced with a hard "G", but the G in G.I.F. is pronounced with a soft G, so saying G.I.F. quickly would sound like "jiff", not "g-if" That's just my process, y'all can call it whatever you want, I don't judge

  2017-05-27 10:01

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  Title is depressed

  "I am special and different than anyone else."

  2017-05-20 12:11

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  Triggered

  Intersex means you literally were born with both sets of genitals, or you are something like a female who naturally creates unnatural amounts of testosterone/ male who naturally creates unnatural amount of oestrogen. Intersex people are the only LGBTQIA+ people who are actually biologically not just male or female, although they usually just pick one and go with it, and get the other set of genitals removed.

  2017-05-10 16:26

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  Sureee

  I think she isn't bad right now. I mean, she's not exactly good, but she's not bad either. Certainly not drop dead gorgeous, but she has improved.

  2017-04-23 07:54

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  I'm die HAHAHHAHAHA

  That awkward moment when you realise the water and background people in the first picture are exactly the same as in the fourth picture. Although, kudos, the meme was still pretty funny

  2017-04-15 08:41

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  Noobs

  "I can't carry the team!" -The last person alive on the team

  2017-04-09 16:06

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  Ahahahah

  XNXX.com has a good selection, and pretty good quality.

  2017-04-08 08:47

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  oh perry

  He's a platypus. Shouldn't he like water?

  2017-04-05 16:14

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  they forgot the fapping part

  I prefer catching it in my hands by my side and performing Kamehamehas

  2017-03-25 09:43

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  Ive Tried 11 Songs, IT WORKS!

  Bright and early for the daily races

  2017-03-20 09:57

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  this is so true in so many levels!! xD

  A few of those can be fixed: Sunday Saturday Scotch Shirtless Women/Sluts

  2017-03-18 19:08

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