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  I can't work today; sending video explanation.

  Where? how? why?

  1d

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  Holy crud muffins

  but why

  2025-06-14 16:17

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  Hire a pro

  What did these geniuses think they were doing?

  2025-06-11 16:03

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  That's right kid

  well, i am kinda glad millenials, (without ever formally aligning on this) decided that their parents would be the last ones to have problems with elbows on the table... but this crazyness of dudes showing their junk to little kids should never be normal

  2025-06-11 06:39

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  Sean’s Bar: serving pints since 900 AD

  quite frankly considering Irish drinking habbits, it cannot possibly surprise that this is in ireland

  2025-06-10 09:29

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  ananas brainloop has begun

  piña

  2025-06-06 16:35

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  They ate the cows meant to start a farm. BBQ wins again

  N ot going to have a lot of calfs this way...

  2025-06-06 16:29

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  Puerto Rico court says X marks the gender now

  twitter is now a gender?

  2025-06-03 17:55

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  june

  does she?

  2025-06-02 16:04

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  Ask carpenters. They got the wood wisdom

  why would you use natural wood and not pressure impregnated wood. natural wood will be rotten before you can say "timber"

  2025-06-02 12:15

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  Is a forklift with only one prong a sticklift?

  There is no way this goes down without damage to the tires. Strip them on a pallet then do proper work

  2025-05-26 11:12

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  uhhh, no

  Upon reflection, you will need to conclude that given the fundamental meaninglessness of life in the context of the laws of physics that govern the universe, ALL what you believe to be valid purpose is ultimately trivial. Might as well have fun with it...

  2025-05-26 11:08

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  Move to Mars.....

  fuck my wife as often as i can

  2025-05-25 02:06

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  Icelandic and Welsh insults to incomprehensible to include

  sadly that is true. germans today are the worst politically correct, woke, soy-boys

  2025-05-24 02:23

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  Insect on an inbred

  i was trying to figure out what insect ryhmes with Pedo

  2025-05-23 16:15

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  IBM in 1979 knew not to let AI run the office

  Well...last time i heard of a managerbeing held accountable has been a while

  2025-05-23 10:49

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  lephalale gov patching potholes on a gravel road

  Even if they keep patching more, they will not end up with a road only with a surface of inconsistent patches

  2025-05-23 01:35

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  his name is now chicken tenders

  smash burger

  2025-05-22 17:14

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  My uncle

  this level "out of fucks to give" i can respect

  2025-05-22 17:06

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  Being a chill vegan but still getting roasted cause Karen...

  perma-offended white women are the worst. Marry a Latina, if you enjoy riding a firery lioness. Marry a Thai if you want a maid who also loves you. Marry Japanese for the most sincere respect in the world. But for God's sake dont marry feminist white women

  2025-05-12 12:45

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  Hey dad, I got a job! What, as a space cow?

  AI image generation rocks

  2025-05-12 12:40

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  India-Pakistan tensions escalate with drone strikes

  good. continue.

  2025-05-09 23:01

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  HAVEN'T WE SEEN THIS BEFORE...?

  how the hell did this pass moderation

  2025-05-09 22:36

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  look, i am not in control of my actions

  Over what time period? I just mean, logisitcally... Shagging all, ok, but impregnating? What cycle do guinea pig women have? All ovulating at tghe same time? Do guinea pig balls produce sperm like "on the fly"? I mean every human male would run empty...

  2025-05-04 16:55

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  Back in my day we read game manuals and fought over demo ...

  win98 sound driver issues

  2025-05-03 01:35

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  This is your sign to go full Viking mode in Norway

  who DAFUQ downvotes this

  2025-05-02 12:15

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  90+2? More like football math on nightmare mode

  as a Swiss, I salute OP for reflecting our languages properly here.

  2025-05-01 01:50

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  Seal pops out like hey y’all got any fish or drama?

  d'Egg! Mmmmpf!

  2025-04-30 08:32

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  the brain, cz y'all have none. & the clit cz that's a myth

  liver

  2025-04-24 17:45

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  When Google Earth becomes the news source

  dead MS-13 mofos is good news.

  2025-04-22 08:59

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  Plus

  our flag is square, not rectangular!

  2025-04-20 01:28

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  Luxury and corruption

  the biggest luxury ever would be to not have a boss. to be free. I would be happy to lower my standard of living as far as needed for this. The only "luxury" thing i'd really miss would be flying business class. I am too tall for economy seats...

  2025-04-15 06:19

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  dongs in an alarm

  wifey woke up this morning: "gotta go to the bathroom"... me checking how much time is left until the 6:30 alarm... phone says 6:29. fml.

  2025-04-10 02:16

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  Trump drops 104% tariff on China meme

  *125%

  2025-04-10 02:14

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  I'm taking a nap year

  this aged like fine fucking milk, i would say

  2025-04-09 08:45

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  number 1. I need to learn the basics of sociopathy and ps...

  9. seeing if Elon wants to invest 2 million in my "startup idea"

  2025-04-09 02:32

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  China bans US films, which means they finally watched Mor...

  only woke garbage out of Hollywood these days... why would anyone want that...

  2025-04-09 02:10

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  If you put me in a time loop, I’d just binge shows and ...

  same here. so many games to play through, finally time to go to the gym, if it was a day with a bit of wind, i'd spent every other day taking my little sailboat out on the lake...

  2025-04-09 01:42

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  Used to laugh at this as a kid. Now it’s just painfully...

  being an adult is an extreme sport

  2025-04-08 07:40

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  Quick question, if you were invisible would you see throu...

  this meme aged like fine milk

  2025-04-07 07:11

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  oh lord

  dont get it. what's the relationship between the drawings and the pocket change?

  2025-04-06 15:57

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  Ha

  a) i am in desperate need of more details, a how-to video tutorial would be nice. b) where do i get cheap cobras?

  2025-04-06 15:42

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  Taking the older woman pill like a champ

  have. my wife is 5 years older than me... she craves the wiener all the time

  2025-04-03 02:42

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  Snow White movie bombed harder than expected

  well deserved, Disney

  2025-04-03 02:35

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  Pretend to be a girl in games = DLC unlocked

  works in real life too. women get to play life on easy mode as long as they are young and not a land whale

  2025-04-03 02:30

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  I thought there was a pretty good publisher dedicated to ...

  imagine buying the book and receiving a shipment of penguins

  2025-04-03 02:19

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  When you tweet something sexist and women clap back with ...

  legendary

  2025-03-31 13:23

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  yes

  torx is the only real screw.

  2025-03-31 01:29

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  The what

  this aged well.

  2025-03-26 06:23

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  we need TND

  only at the fourth panel i understood your point

  2025-03-21 20:33

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  Lol

  this is fun!

  2025-03-20 08:19

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  My kind of mechanic

  that is how real humans work

  2025-03-19 03:18

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  Watch your step

  drugs and boating dont mix

  2025-03-18 14:58

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  President of El Salvador

  amazing that Nayib Bukele is finally getting the recognition he deserves. Him and Javier Milei are the best leaders in Latin America

  2025-03-17 02:56

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  dongs in a cow

  well... i mean you do have to slaughter the cows. cows, like humans, only give milk after pregnancy. so to make milk, the cows need to constantly produce more cows. unless you want to drown in cows, slaughtering them is implied.

  2025-03-16 17:41

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  I wonder what the nasis history has to do with it

  that is literally the flags of every islamic hell-hole on the planet

  2025-03-12 17:19

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  Hmm.

  no thanks. I definitely prefer reggaeton over reggae, PC master race over arcade, nerds over hippies, and Trump over MakeLoveNotWar-FlowerPower-Socialism

  2025-03-12 17:02

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  Hmm.

  top one is best

  2025-03-12 09:59

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  White privilege

  insert Master Oogway Quote

  2025-03-12 04:39

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  Mark Carney replacing Trudeau meme news

  if the canadians vote in office another liberal cuck, they are really completely lost

  2025-03-10 18:00

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  When you become a dad

  MANkita

  2025-03-10 15:08

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  True

  best summary of feminism ever

  2025-03-08 13:16

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  Good buddies

  white society healing

  2025-03-07 01:39

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  The perfect weekend

  it just feels incomplete if it doesnt flow deep into her

  2025-03-06 00:17

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  Minecraft mobs meme

  creepers, skelletons, zombies were just fine. i didn't even need endermen. the diversity minecraft created in Mobs I would have needed in Redstone Gear

  2025-02-27 09:40

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  Tesla stock is not stonking

  because there is no real demand for electric cars beyond the eco-socialist hype

  2025-02-27 09:23

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  Well expected

  InYourFace™

  2025-02-27 01:20

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  drowned in ketchup

  omg

  2025-02-25 16:43

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  Joy Reid is done

  who?

  2025-02-25 16:41

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  Apple $500 billion investment meme news

  Trump for the win... Apple and their products are still garbage though

  2025-02-25 16:40

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  New German chancellor about Ukraine

  this "chancelor" is another WEF pawn. he is in the Merkel Party and will continue the Merkel party doctrine of turning Germany into an islamic caliphate

  2025-02-25 16:29

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  Pelican: Is this eatable?

  what's the difference between me at a PizzaHut all-you-can eat and a pelican? absolutely none at all.

  2025-02-21 08:28

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  Trump, China and the key phrase on Taiwan relations

  nuke china

  2025-02-18 16:12

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  That wasn't a good idea

  in my 40s... menopause came early for my wife. no more protection needed

  2025-02-17 17:56

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  wow what a Monday

  French. that explains everything

  2025-02-17 17:16

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  wow what a Monday

  that was expensive

  2025-02-17 17:15

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  Title About The Dog Wash

  and then you wonder why your car smells like wet dog

  2025-02-17 02:42

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  but if you can fix it now, fix it

  is memedroid now facebook or what?

  2025-02-13 17:19

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  A classic

  when does it stop being a repost and start being a classic?

  2025-02-13 17:17

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  Chapter Ten - Acceptance

  i read: "when all you need is her butt"

  2025-02-08 15:24

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  But listen carefully to the sound Of your loneliness

  anyone up for a valheim playthrough? ahhh who am i kidding. gotta plan that wedding of mine...

  2025-02-03 16:14

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  Not Trucks

  NYT fakenews since 120 years

  2025-02-03 16:03

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  This really happened :o

  the cat was there for like 2min or what. it was a side gimmick in a lego movie. I want 120min of that cat.

  2025-01-28 09:30

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  Hail to the king.

  what is this, some kind of cross-over episode?

  2025-01-26 04:30

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  This really happened :o

  i want a godzilla style movie where the monster is a giant cat who does cat things all over the city. pushing cars of ledges for no reason, chasing the red dots of traffic lights and so on.

  2025-01-26 04:28

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  I’m looking at you Jokke12345 :stare:

  the french flag in there is worth of a golden buzzer type upvote. which doesnt exist.

  2025-01-17 02:21

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  Boredom room strategy

  eternal free money? nice!

  2025-01-13 18:15

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  Some men just want to watch the world burn

  this is why you always lock your vehicle

  2025-01-13 09:27

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  Happy birthday

  This is so immature. I love it.

  2025-01-12 10:52

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  I want a kid like this

  na man, that means you won the lottery at having kids.

  2025-01-11 11:11

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  Jousting

  so thats what they meant whey they said the next war will be fought with sticks and stones again

  2025-01-11 09:57

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  Nice

  i did my part... downvoted from 70% to 69%

  2025-01-11 07:59

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  yes, this is the spot

  do you know the meme where racoon is going through the trash can? that's me with your mother.

  2025-01-09 03:09

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  Peter Yarrow RIP meme news

  who?

  2025-01-09 02:52

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  Andrew Tate is running for Prime Minister of UK

  well... at this point it doesnt really matter anymore. a toad would do better than all government they had in the past 2 decades

  2025-01-09 02:45

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  yes, this is the spot

  me with any place my wife sits down in.

  2025-01-08 10:47

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  Helicopter ambulance

  Switzerland

  2025-01-08 08:24

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  The Facebook group that some people created when Lady Gag...

  these kind of interactions is why i am on memedroid

  2025-01-08 01:15

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  I wouldn't pay for this

  why are you geh

  2025-01-08 00:56

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  ooh man

  "Just once I wanna work with professionals"

  2025-01-07 08:58

  +1