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  Well, we've reached an impasse...

  Meh, I've been around long enough to experience worse, but yeah, I should've edited

  2019-01-18 10:31

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  Well, we've reached an impasse...

  Oh, fuck me right, like I'm the first person to ever confuse the two for one another... Fuck off.

  2019-01-18 09:20

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  Well, we've reached an impasse...

  It's in the tags

  2019-01-18 08:55

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  Well, we've reached an impasse...

  Rome was a Greek city, you degenerate

  2019-01-18 08:44

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  Ok

  Dude, he admitted.

  2019-01-18 04:23

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  Monster

  My local gas station has this unbeatable deal, two16 oz cans of code red for $2, I don't see anywhere else.

  2019-01-16 19:19

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  Japanese ladys puking in eatchothers mouths, Brazilian fa...

  I take pride in what I do

  2019-01-16 17:14

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  Japanese ladys puking in eatchothers mouths, Brazilian fa...

  Backdoor sluts 9

  2019-01-16 16:35

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  poor joe

  She left him for Larry

  2019-01-16 02:33

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  That one friend tht makes everything depressing

  4 eyes

  2019-01-15 22:10

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  Medal of freedom

  There's nothing wrong with what he did, the players seemed to enjoy it. fast food is not an alien thing, most people in America enjoy fast food.

  2019-01-15 20:43

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  I said I wouldn’t let it bother me but...

  Totally know what you mean, like in most work environments, you'll be seen as an antisocial freak if you stay out of drama. I feel sorry for people who depend on others attention for comfort and can't find peace or happiness with just being by themselves.

  2019-01-14 19:36

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  kirby

  I hate how in smash 64 he does this edge move where he knocks you out no matter what you try, fuckin' bs

  2019-01-13 09:36

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  akatsuki

  Pretty cool, but pillaging is way more fun

  2019-01-13 09:35

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  N/A

  Q.What's the first sign of aids? A. A pounding sensation in the ass.

  2019-01-13 09:33

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  Stay out of workplace drama and you'll be seen as an anti...

  Correct

  2019-01-08 17:01

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  whore

  Panic at the Disco and fallout boy both make terrible music, makes me bleed through my ears.

  2019-01-07 00:57

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  it's real cold here in the NE

  I'm gonna be frank with you all, this guy is annoying and overrated

  2018-12-28 17:19

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  Fucking imbeciles

  Oh shit

  2018-12-28 14:17

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  Aws

  laugh at his face when he tells you so. Explain how out of touch he is with the real world, let him know that while you're alive and well, getting all the medical poon you've ever wanted he'll be an old stinky asshole who's awaiting nothing more than DEATH

  2018-12-27 10:12

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  Skyrim

  

  2018-12-25 17:53

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  I called the number, out of service

  It goes to voicemail everytime, he goes on about how he can pose for kids or nude.

  2018-12-23 11:09

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  I called the number, out of service

  For entertainment at like, party's or bar mitzvahs. The number is out of service though

  2018-12-23 11:04

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  Sauce?

  Go for it if you're into it, it's gross to me

  2018-12-23 03:42

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  Sauce?

  Save yourself the time, it's not cum, it's piss. The chick is basically pissing on the dude and they play it off as it being cum. People believe it though. Pretty gross and misleading

  2018-12-23 02:20

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  Could work

  greys anatomy? Just a bunch of unrealistic sappy bullshit. Blahh, makes me gag

  2018-12-21 02:32

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  5’11

  It's our obligation to point a chick with cankles to the ocean, with all the other whales.

  2018-12-19 15:11

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  Consider this an early Christmas gift

  He's my brother, I know he's never on this app anymore.

  2018-12-14 20:15

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  Memedroiders

  Immortality seems cool

  2018-12-14 17:06

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  It

  Who took my lucky pair of panties?

  2018-12-14 12:07

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  Consider this an early Christmas gift

  You know Sebastian?

  2018-12-14 09:41

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  Fear the bat

  I'm probably going to get downvoted, but I hate the gagging thing most pornstars do.

  2018-11-29 02:42

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  They better not ruin this masterpiece

  I can imagine the fighting sequences being choreagrafed like fight scenes in kill bill.

  2018-11-28 22:54

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  OPEN UP

  

  2018-11-26 12:42

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  title

  Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

  2018-11-23 20:38

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  s

  When I worked at Ross, I got out of working black Friday by working on Thanksgiving.

  2018-11-23 13:02

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  Xenu

  Jehovah's witnesses is laughable, it literally strips you of your freedom to enjoy yourself ( no, birthday or holidays, celebrations)

  2018-11-20 03:33

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  Epic victory royale

  Double Christmas, double the birthdays, double allowance and double the awkwardness

  2018-11-19 17:01

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  Reptar

  99.01% sure she is in fact, a chick. Name is Nyannyan cosplay, she's known for her tiktok video, which I admit to watching hundreds of times.

  2018-11-13 15:31

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  Reptar

  Pfff, hard to believe Update:Holy shit, it's true

  2018-11-13 14:35

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  If you play uno for cash, you're gonna have a bad time

  Easy, shell lays her eggs, she leaves, then you just release your fertilizer

  2018-11-13 00:19

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  *pretends to listen to music* parents in the room next to...

  Him and miles teller should be nominated for the upcoming Biggest Douche in the Universe award

  2018-11-11 10:15

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  try it!

  Nobody may read this, but I added this to my favorites because at the time (5 years ago) I thought this would come handy some day...boy was I wrong.

  2018-11-05 23:49

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  Should have called the police

  Memes and gifs, reposts are a problem across all meme posting platforms

  2018-11-03 14:54

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  THE NEW SMASH DIRECT BE LIKE

  Banjo kazooie in dlc?

  2018-11-02 16:05

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  A true hero

  Yes

  2018-10-30 17:25

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  Lets fighting love

  You mean bulrog?

  2018-10-26 23:09

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  hehehe

  And was nominated for the nobel peace prize

  2018-10-26 18:45

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  All the miles

  Good app, Invest wisely

  2018-10-23 01:30

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  Doge

  You're right, It's just the first thing that came to mind when I read your comment, thought it'd be funny as well.

  2018-10-22 01:52

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  Doge

  In Shrek, when farquaad is choosing which princess he wants, one of his minions says my above statement

  2018-10-21 14:26

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  Doge

  Pick number 3, my lord

  2018-10-21 00:03

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  Doge

  Aw yiss

  2018-10-20 22:57

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  Sentimental jazzy doots

  It's complicated, but you're basically fucking an astral projected person who temporarily (during spooktober) uses the skeleton as a jumpsuit.

  2018-10-13 18:53

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  Life is precious

  There was irony to be found in her actions, guess ya missed it

  2018-10-13 00:36

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  Clifford has changed

  Gonna need some hedge clippers for the neutering

  2018-10-12 12:33

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  this the nigga you go to to sell all your shit and leave

  Meme generators on the app/play store

  2018-10-12 12:09

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  Palpatine in episode9

  Fuck off, not gonna give you the time of day

  2018-10-11 02:09

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  Palpatine in episode9

  God, I knew one of you bitches would totally miss the point of the joke. Are you actually this stupid or are you just being deliberately dumb?

  2018-10-11 01:36

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  Happy Leif Erickson day

  Leif Erickson is an Icelandic/Norse explorer who discovered North America but is not credited for it( instead Columbus is).

  2018-10-09 15:40

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  I'm sorry but it's true...

  *10 year old autistic screeching*

  2018-10-08 03:13

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  wooooooop

  Down a five hour energy, have a heart attack and boom, sleep forever.

  2018-10-08 00:27

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  So much doot!!

  we're reaching levels of doot that shouldn't be possible

  2018-10-06 03:37

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  With the incognito tab open

  ADRIAN!

  2018-10-06 03:16

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  The day you all hoped for

  Disgusting...*opens web browser*

  2018-10-05 13:52

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  Insert

  Yes, it requires a specific level in smithing and ebony ingots

  2018-10-02 10:41

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  Insert

  DAWNBREAKER

  2018-10-02 04:32

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  No keep going

  ...Bill Murray

  2018-10-02 04:29

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  title.

  

  2018-10-02 03:40

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  title.

  That means your first two wishes didn't happen, idiot

  2018-10-02 02:49

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  I wish I could

  In 1975 I walked Bob Dylan on stage, who the fuck are you?!

  2018-09-30 16:19

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  Doot and tear

  The doot'ning

  2018-09-30 16:13

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  60 years and this is still needed. But not just in Americ...

  No, it's the crimson chin

  2018-09-29 23:51

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  60 years and this is still needed. But not just in Americ...

  As long as there's a smoldering ember, in the mighty barbecue of justice, we can always cook a delicious steak of VICTORY.

  2018-09-29 21:04

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  Spooky

  Son of a bitch, I was going to post this one in October

  2018-09-29 14:17

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  hook a brotha up

  Way to live up to the stereotypes

  2018-09-29 14:15

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  Ive seen weird shit over elly Nevada

  I live in Vegas, have traveled through Ely more than a couple of times. Alot of of weird lights and noises here too.kinda makes sense, we're centered in the Nevada triangle.

  2018-09-26 19:09

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  Somebody was literally stupid enough to actually do that

  Was it a piano or a keyboard? I think piano keys are made of ivory

  2018-09-21 03:06

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  God damn Marylin Monroe is still America’s number 1 swe...

  She doesn't really cut it for me, give me Audrey Hepburn.

  2018-09-19 15:37

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  God damn Marylin Monroe is still America’s number 1 swe...

  Gross.

  2018-09-19 14:04

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  More memes?

  He was not, Rian Johnson scrapped JJ Abrams story that he had set for episode 8.

  2018-09-18 03:05

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  Spidey Spidey

  You mean that scrunched up face on the train stopping scene, kinda like a mix of these two

  2018-09-15 17:34

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  this is why Xbox sucks

  I'm alot more interested in fallout76, shadow of tomb raider, cyberpunk and so on

  2018-09-14 14:04

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  Who the hell is second from left

  You're right, looks like a little stump

  2018-09-14 00:41

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  Really...

  Your second post will be number one thousand

  2018-09-14 00:39

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  Oh boy

  *sigh* looks like nobody picked up on it, but I was quoting a movie

  2018-09-13 19:54

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  Oh boy

  I swear to God I'm so pissed off at my mom right now, as soon as she is of age I am putting her in a home.

  2018-09-13 16:21

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  Rip the Carolinas

  This could've been structured better, grammatically speaking

  2018-09-13 14:13

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  third comment ultra gay (they told me I had to to be cool)

  These bones actually belong to Coton hill, dude killed fifty men but payed the price and had his kneecaps shot off

  2018-09-13 00:36

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  Messin with Sasquatch

  There was this one time my mom brought back home a box of sweet/salty bacon jerky from her job, stuff was fuckin' delicious but consequently I tore my self a new b-hole(expired jerky)

  2018-09-12 17:51

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  Brotherhood vs Minutemen

  Yeah, but I fully believe this one is actually going to take off. They even have Bethesdas approval

  2018-09-11 17:23

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  Carnivals qnd fairs, in my experience, fuckin' blow

  Amusement and water parks alike, the only time I'd have fun in any of these is if I had the whole place to myself

  2018-09-11 17:20

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  Brotherhood vs Minutemen

  There's currently a team of modders working on a project(F4NV) that will essentially remakeing new Vegas within the fallout 4 game engine

  2018-09-11 17:13

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  Jet fuel doesnt

  Who the hell went #2 in the urinal

  2018-09-11 15:30

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  Oh Shut up, It's always funny

  Excuse my phrasing, I meant joking about soomeone who commits suicide and being able to joke about it. Like when Chester Bennington died and everyone was so sensitive about it.

  2018-09-11 14:16

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  title

  Come October, it'll be their time

  2018-09-10 01:58

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  LEGO Bugatti Chevron

  Probably just insert your penis through the muffler...weird question.

  2018-09-09 14:02

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  Good stuff

  Gotta watch out for some, I know a dude who got Lou gherigs disease from a medicine baced out of Mexico

  2018-09-05 12:52

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  Poetry at its finest

  Apparently this phrase has been affected by the Mandela effect

  2018-08-31 09:55

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  Man the fuck up, catch these hands

  I don't know you, that's my purse

  2018-08-26 15:35

  +13