martijn404

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I like big buds and I'm super high

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martijn404 | 2015-09-09 02:00

That sh#t makes me soooooo hungry

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#45678!78
Maybe its just a movie?

2022-07-15 15:04
+1
Title
Only 4 more years until you become a wizard

2022-07-15 13:45
+10
Dumb cnt
Did I miss something?

2022-07-14 20:02
+13
w*men really do
Sexual frustrated people who blame the other sex. Most of them are virgin I guess

2022-06-27 14:07
+3
w*men really do
Involuntary celibate

2022-06-27 14:00
+3
They won 46-12
To be honest I thought we would see the insanity long before things like these could happen. Guess I was wrong.

2022-06-10 07:02
+4
Bruh
I was thinking laptop battery, but you might be right.

2022-06-07 12:09
+1
North Hollywood Shootout
Don't they use solid slugs?

2022-06-04 13:59
+4
North Hollywood Shootout
Sssssh, that ain't the narrative they want you to follow.

2022-06-04 13:57
+17
Lottery is a curse and a tax.
But, but, they said they also support charity.

2022-06-02 01:52
0
Numbers
I just want some .303

2022-05-30 05:20
0
Tags
Snails are worse

2022-05-27 14:03
+1
Any Dutch peeps here ? Comment
Actually it means that, like in 'that one over there'. Otherwise it would say deze deze deze. Used for things closer to you if that makes sense

2022-05-20 03:57
+3
Useless
Yea those are from those supermarkt starbucks milk coffee right op?

2022-05-15 22:18
0
Good you fucking whore. I hope he never accepts you freaks
That's called being a swinger. Definitely something else as being a cuck

2022-04-18 08:11
+4
YES!!!!
Ah good, I think it was nr 2 & 3. I'll figure it out on the next date.

2022-04-11 08:37
0
YES!!!!
What about if she insists?

2022-04-11 08:25
+1
Complement??
For anyone interested, we tried enslaving the original population of America, but they kept dying from diseases we brought with us.

2022-04-10 02:26
+3
Ethan Suplee from My Name is Earl and Boy Meets World
I saw him first in American history X. Quite a different persona

2022-04-09 01:43
+6
Bus +
You'd be surprised

2022-03-31 17:43
+8
A gift from the west
How do you manage to get every op comment deleted

2022-03-30 11:48
0
Well played
Google military101 on yt

2022-03-21 18:09
+2
Elitists are weird as fuck

2022-03-19 09:15
+5
yeah
Sooo I can dissolve the pins in aqua regia

2022-03-14 05:55
+5
Set too high?
What happens when you do that?

2022-03-05 10:24
+1
Gosh darn it
Means the other one is the repost right?

2022-02-27 00:10
0
I tried to Rick Roll my crush and it ended just fine
Imagine her wanting to play "their" song at the wedding

2022-02-23 11:25
+49
The infamous "Clam Slam"
After that, probably eternal damnation

2022-02-16 16:33
+7
what's the point
Maybe the construction is on some kind of island?

2022-02-10 16:21
+5
Perhaps
Spoken like a true Spaniard

2022-02-09 01:13
+2
2022 is coming
Depends, how poisonous

2021-12-30 16:03
+3
Looks like the trend on anus beef has gone up, fast food ...
Goed eten, daar houden we van.

2021-12-26 01:48
0
Hmph
To be honest I haven't heard the story yet. But a full fridge seems like a lot. Maybe it was one tray full of them or a mini fridge? I mean if you have a few mother's who give breast milk at your company you're probably get a separate fridge for that.

2021-12-20 08:21
+1
Killer Monkeys
Lot of animals try to kill their enemies offspring. Baboons, Buffalo's elephants. They all try to kill lion cubs, since it means less predators in the future who could kill your offspring

2021-12-19 13:45
+7
Hmph
Well you know, it's not like a watertap with breast milk. Maybe she was saving up all through the day so she had enough for the one who takes care of feeding the baby during working hours.

2021-12-19 13:22
+14
YTF THIS SOUND SO TRUE
But what if the baby is like Hitler or Stalin 2.0?

2021-12-17 03:55
+1
YTF THIS SOUND SO TRUE
Something to keep in mind when you see someone giving CPR

2021-12-16 17:59
+4
.ɘmɒꙅ ɘʜƚ ƚoᴎ ɘɿɒ ɘW
Kinda is though

2021-12-03 13:23
+16
Fcff
Op, did you jam a lemon under the skin?

2021-12-01 02:06
+4
Gas prices soaring but still cheaper than in Europe
€2,- in the Netherlands atm

2021-11-26 14:43
+1
when will they learn?
If Kyle was a girl I would totally give him a BJ

2021-11-21 11:31
0
Coincidence??? I think not
I wonder how this will play out. Here in the Netherlands we're getting real tired of all those useless rules. Can't go on for another year imo

2021-11-18 17:29
+12
Coincidence??? I think not
Yea I remember, good timez

2021-11-18 17:22
+4
bathtime
Water is cheap yet effective

2021-11-18 17:08
+17
GTA
RS3

2021-11-15 14:56
+1
Dumb Prosecutor
What about that guy that jump kicked him in the face?

2021-11-12 18:35
0
Dumb Prosecutor
Ah right right, didn't realize he was their main witness.

2021-11-12 16:15
+1
Dumb Prosecutor
How did he fuck up?

2021-11-12 14:35
+1
11,11,11
Carnaval?

2021-11-11 08:33
+10
var Insert_Title
I'm gonna take a guess here. I think op tries to be sarcastic about the average temperature increase in our climates

2021-11-10 16:39
+22
scary stuff
I don't get it

2021-11-09 16:56
+14
well?
Definitely

2021-11-06 21:14
-3
hh
That means dick in my language

2021-10-23 12:59
+2
Kill dat fly
Been a while since I've seen them though

2021-10-22 16:03
+4
Looks stupid..
According to Google there should be a drain right below it.

2021-10-17 12:09
+12
yes
Where is full guthans?

2021-10-13 19:15
+2
Religious spooky noises
Kutná Hora, basicly the work of a monk with too much bones and time

2021-10-13 16:37
+22
Airheads
Ancestors really is a big thing in the USA isn't it?

2021-09-19 13:02
+1
Play stupid games
Doesn't it say something about our current mindset if the people we despised at first are now the ones that make sense, while the ones we elected to represent us are so far off from reality

2021-09-19 12:24
+21
What?
You're tha real mvp

2021-09-16 17:31
+9
Tired of "the man".
Ever been to Amsterdam buddy? Though they use smarter designs over there where they also cover the bolts.

2021-08-28 08:24
-8
D
I remember that day. Those were some damn good milkshakes

2021-08-12 14:44
+9
Bygones
The true story is that his arm was already dying off. This doc kept just the bones as a reminder of the good deed that he did for an enemy soldier. Weird trophy sure, but he ain't no freak

2021-08-10 05:50
+10
He's kinda right
That's definitely a Canadian man

2021-08-10 05:43
+3
Gotta eat
Randy, smokes let's go.

2021-08-06 05:01
+3
Dangerous nails
Pretty sure those are hands, not feet

2021-08-03 23:53
+5
Title
These are all quite impressive

2021-07-17 09:48
+1
Poor Egg
Would it be better to kill them just after birth like we mostly do with our male chicks? Besides, mammal fetusses and bird eggs are 2 different things. Oeh and you know what's even more fun, chickens eat their own eggs all the time.

2021-07-16 13:09
+3
20 dollars
Barney really grew up badly

2021-07-15 10:20
+2
nice
There are exceptions, think you can imagine the ones I mean. But yea these people don't deserve a cold hearth.

2021-07-04 15:59
-21
No connection whatsoever
Something tells me you might be Jewish

2021-06-11 10:30
+15
Either way she blew me
Just if anyone is wondering. The dark part is facing left. The eye,lips skin which has light on it are facing you.

2021-06-08 05:59
+10
yeah
Don't forget about the nasty chemicals in the water that can even turns frogs gay.

2021-06-03 05:06
+4
Make Guillotines Great Again
I'll wait with ya

2021-06-03 04:06
+14
HE'S ALIVE!!!!
I missed this one too

2021-05-21 03:58
+7
Soiuz nerushimyj respublik svobodnykh Splotila naveki Vel...
Wonder what song that is

2021-04-29 19:20
+3
what a bro
Maybe a little wheelchair lift so those who can't walk won't feel excluded by the stairs?

2021-04-26 07:21
+37
2 dollar
It's a bit harder than that. This plant will probably not ripen most of it fruits since it's too bushy. Alright now I see the huge Marie plant in your pf. You didn't achieve that by just watering right?

2021-04-09 14:45
+3
Gordon Ramsay On crack be like.
Oi, don't you dare to disrespect the major boy

2021-04-01 15:18
+2
congrats sergei
So if we talk in terms of legal. With that logic you should see all immigrants with the right papers as your equal right? Is that what it requires, a piece of paper to know if you're equal or not? Or say a birth certificate to determine your biological age

2021-04-01 01:51
+1
Osteology
You're scaring him with your facts Patrick

2021-04-01 01:41
+2
Osteology
You're scaring him with your facts Patrick

2021-04-01 01:41
+12
Don't hate me.. just a joke...
So which one is the trans

2021-03-09 08:12
0
Josh stop doing this shit!
Sommige beginnen gewoon vroeg

2021-03-09 03:13
0
Josh stop doing this shit!
Friet met bedoel je

2021-03-08 20:41
+1
god fucking dammit frank stop fucking shooting
I love watching dolphins swim in the open sea.

2021-02-28 12:05
+9
How dare you!
Well yea on your house is a different story than Solar panels on ground lvl. Its easier than defrosting a wind turbine

2021-02-21 08:06
+1
How dare you!
You don't have Solar pannels there? They tend to work better when there is snow since the snow reflects most of the light, some ends up as extra for those fuckers. Only solution imo would be going nuclear though

2021-02-20 13:05
+16
French
Its a dutch flag.

2021-02-15 01:14
+11
No, I'm not transphobic- this is just funny
Is this for real?

2021-02-11 16:07
+6
Insert ballz
That's like getting a new ball every 3 or 4 days

2021-02-02 10:22
+11
grab him boys
Prob isnt even worth that much

2021-02-02 02:51
-1
How do you like your bacon?
Anyone got some tips to achieve nr 3?

2021-01-30 15:19
+1
Weird facts
And how do you obtain the electric energy that you need for this process?

2021-01-23 17:34
+3
memedroid
Why would you only be allowed to Hunt with a shotgun?

2021-01-20 06:08
-1
This happens every batch of memes
Mine has been in moderation for a few days now

2021-01-18 01:01
+5
Just the makeup...and then she steps in the shower...
I was wondering the same

2021-01-12 21:16
+17
Meme title
Op is just trolling

2021-01-12 20:31
+59
Le abigail
You'll never be an Ariër

2021-01-02 02:46
+2
Ah its all clear now.
I use it to communicate with my dog

2021-01-02 01:55
+9

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