michaelrenet

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A Portuguese (real Portuguese) 25 yr old, cunt. Don't assume my gender; I am a TIE Fighter. I'm one of them there homosexuals.

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michaelrenet | 2020-02-09 01:00

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michaelrenet | 2017-03-11 14:00

KILL ZE OWL

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michaelrenet | 2015-06-30 22:30

Wat?

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michaelrenet | 2015-02-16 18:00

What?

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michaelrenet | 2013-10-17 07:00

Sweet dreams

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Latest comments

Cant be too nice
It said “appropriate” behavior. Whoosh

2020-06-27 12:52
+9
Sorry moon
How’d this even get through?

2020-06-27 12:50
+1
I drink console tears
Given that there are different levels of power for gaming PCs, it can most definitely be more powerful than a gaming PC. Different groups though, so fuck off.

2020-06-27 12:49
0
Insert Title
At least my waste of money hasn’t had exploding batteries or screen protectors that destroy the screen of taken off. Oh, and I have iOS. How often does the google play store approve apps that steal your information compared to Apple?

2020-06-27 12:47
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Smollet 2.0 Hoax
You’re one of the few people on this fucking app that isn’t retarded. Bless you.

2020-06-25 08:30
-7
Smollet 2.0 Hoax
The FBI said it was a noose and it is CLEARLY a noose knot. Nor was Wallace the person who reported. A white employee of the track reported seeing the noose, not Wallace, but what’s reading facts, right?

2020-06-25 08:29
-9
NASCAR noose news
Wallace didn’t notify anyone of the rope. It was an employee of the racetrack and Wallace didn’t find out till it was there till it was already reported. But y’all must be too busy being fuckin retarded.

2020-06-25 08:19
-16
Snow Lover
Nobody cares about my opinion, but I’ll share it like a vegan does. It kind of bothers me when people own huskies and live in tropical environments.

2020-02-08 02:45
-5
There's no meme here
Watching it when it’s free on tv in a couple months is also considered supporting the studio as well.

2020-02-08 02:43
0
ERR_INTERNET_DISCONNECTED
Yes, senpai.

2020-02-08 02:41
0
Karen’s
That happens when it ends with an S. In that case, you use ONLY the apostrophe after the S and not add an extra.

2019-11-07 12:10
+2
Say no to diabetes
Jack Daniels black label Tennessee whiskey doesn’t contain carbs, fats, or cholesterol. The carbs relate to the sugar. Apparently it’s all removed during distillation. Jack Daniels that’s flavored like Honey or Fire is a different story.

2019-11-06 07:45
+1
Holy shit
For some reason, this expression is calling me to finally watch this damned movie.

2019-11-06 07:33
+2
title
I'm suddenly angry, but I can't decide whether it's rational or not. Nah, it's rational. Fuck the cookie monster.

2019-08-11 22:22
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Fucked
Either 6 or 7 at all times. No in between.

2018-10-25 23:07
0
Title is title
Hazing is getting out of hand.

2018-10-25 23:06
+5
he got skills
Ever heard of closing the bathroom door?

2018-10-04 10:50
+2
black
Most Epiphones built after the acquisition of it by Gibson are Gibson’s.

2018-07-05 02:10
+1
Reptilian
I tried it for a couple months and then someone brought by some fresh cut bacon and need I say more?

2018-04-10 04:05
+2
but.....selena
Slave trade in Africa, let alone libya, isn’t news. It’s been happening since they realized someone would give them money for an entire human.

2018-04-04 23:09
+6
tl; dr

2018-03-14 03:51
+4
Gunz
Common misconception that blacks aren’t people. They’re 3/5ths a person.

2018-02-22 23:32
0
Gunz
It happens, man. Don’t worry though, there’s a lot more where that one came from. They are the majority.

2018-02-22 23:20
0
Faith in humanity lost...
But why was “HIV” in the URL?

2018-02-11 00:22
+7
perfect for parents
Can I also use toddler as weapon if I fill them with sand?

2018-01-26 03:49
-4
Uh oh did I rig that
This isn’t even particularly left or right. It just makes no sense. Nothing is related to the other.

2018-01-26 03:47
0
All my want.
I mean... Asian countries actually breed dogs for things. Like for food. Not a stereotype, a fact.

2018-01-26 03:44
+2
......s
She has so much makeup on, it’s changing the way the light hits her face.

2018-01-26 03:41
+2
Fake news
My rectum hurts, but it’s because I’m gay and like big penis.

2018-01-26 03:39
0
big tiddy goth gf
Yeah... dark is the other option. Not VILLAIN.

2018-01-26 02:44
+1
just a bigga chilling
Me having a mental breakdown.

2018-01-26 02:40
+3
me every day
Your mostly comprised of liquids... you’re already addicted.

2018-01-26 02:39
+1
me every day
Anything that still requires milk for development. Like a fucking baby.

2018-01-26 02:38
+4
Load size
Can we talk about how your shitty washer only has two options for loads? Was medium too expensive to put in?

2018-01-26 02:35
+5
Top kek
False. It doesn’t say “I’m a vegan” on the side and it’s not electric. Gasoline is a fossil fuel and is made from animals. All they do is tell us what they can’t have and you still don’t know?

2018-01-26 02:29
-4
Not bad for a politician
So every country that has mandatory education is halfway to becoming a dictatorship. America.

2018-01-25 19:53
+2
please excuse the 4K quality
That’s not how it would happen, but ok.

2018-01-25 18:30
-11
"Watervvvvvmar|《"
The Irish were considered a minority for decades in the US. Believe it or not, there was a time people understood that white people aren’t just “white”

2018-01-23 22:18
+25
Damn
Well it’s actually Nigreos so no you wouldn’t.

2018-01-22 03:58
+3
Mine said I was excited to see dinosaurs!
Here was Michael. He was a little too much.

2018-01-22 03:53
+4
:v
A nice big cock

2018-01-22 00:44
+5
Me in a nutshell
Cousin?! You want go bowling?

2018-01-22 00:39
+7
Meanwhile in Amarillo Tx
Why would there be mushrooms in a southwest chicken salad? How do I know what it is? It's the only salad people put fucking corn on.

2017-09-05 06:31
+17
‌
Or the maintenance person took the picture? Moron.

2017-09-04 23:48
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downvote 3rd comment
Ick. Hard tacos.

2017-09-03 22:05
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baby almonds
It's not milk. It's almond powder water with colour.

2017-09-03 22:04
-5
my god
I'd be more concerned on whether or not my child was having a stroke.

2017-09-03 22:03
+6
sit kumba sit...good hog
Kumba? Really?

2017-08-30 22:16
-11
Good Dad.
Children don't start forming memories till 3 or 4 So they won't remember this "lesson" at all.

2017-08-30 10:32
-1
He looks like an old man. 11 years from now he'll be dead!
I too see cold blooded murder in this child's eyes

2017-08-30 09:49
-1
The Left needs to stop!!!! They're just shoes!
Damn, that journalist was the salt.

2017-08-30 09:47
0
cover your feet thats how monsters get you
I can run some ice cubes on your balls for you, mate. No homo.

2017-08-30 09:45
+2
He tried his best.
"Hold my beer." - Hurricane Harvey 2017

2017-08-30 09:43
+2
He tried his best.
He wrote a song about helping the victims a few days before the hurricane hit

2017-08-30 09:43
-2
Moms Spaghetti
I just threw up

2017-08-30 09:41
-4
Crippling
I'd want to die if I bought a switch too.

2017-08-30 09:40
-2
Well fuck
Well, if they've already read 14 paragraphs of the proper book he would be 14 paragraphs behind. The wrong book out is just an addition to how fucked he is.

2017-08-30 09:37
+8
Well fuck
And you finished school several years ago then you realise you're having a dream that you're in school again.

2017-08-30 09:36
+2
Title
Its onlee a gayem. Why do u haev to be mad?

2017-08-30 09:35
+2
Sorry Japan for death note
Never seen death note. The weird kids in school turned me off of so many anime titles. I still can't watch Naruto because of all those black art students running around the park and school like a fucking retards. While dressed as the characters.

2017-08-30 09:33
-3
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It's called a black person. Don't be mean.

2017-08-30 09:26
+8
Officer Gregg is thicc af
Those EMT outfits don't sound like they'd be uncomfortable at the size... Also... How is the patient getting in the back of the truck when there's no room?

2017-08-30 09:24
+1
Officer Gregg is thicc af

2017-08-30 09:21
+4
Top fucking kek
And It took them 3 years to send the rejection letter?

2017-08-30 01:59
+48
Post your penis length in the comments. For a friend. Not...
A professional boxer beat an amateur. Who'd have thought? The only reason for the hype of that fight was to get it to take in enough cash so Mayweather could pay off his unpaid taxes. Almost like winning educational contest against someone who's brain dead

2017-08-29 23:37
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This is not me
That looks like the same face his mother made when the doctor told her it was too late to abort.

2017-08-29 07:19
+1
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Fuck.

2017-08-29 07:08
+4
ever get these in the middle of the night?
I really hate people that put their feet on the dashboard/out the window. Nobody wants to see it, you're disgusting and if you do that shit in my car, I'm running a red light and making sure your ass gets tboned.

2017-08-27 23:26
-4
I'm laughing so hard
It would have made more sense to say he was casting a curse. Warging sounds fucking stupid.

2017-08-27 23:23
0
Didn't know you could convert pounds to kilometers...
Wish I was there to catch it

2017-08-27 21:42
-1
Glorious
I want someone to look at me the way Jack Nicholson looks at a sandwich.

2017-08-27 21:30
+13
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Should have shown the shelf for cinnamon Pepsi too.

2017-08-26 10:52
+4
Things we do in the south
Getting a disease does seem to he something they do in the south.

2017-08-26 01:09
0
Oh my my
I mean, if you can find an Asian with a dick bigger than 5 inches, show them to me. I'm gay and have an Asian fetish.

2017-08-25 21:39
+6
N U T T
I only see one picture of her, I don't get it. Who are the other cunts?

2017-08-25 21:36
+2
Lemon continues autistic screeching
The first speech was written by him, the second obviously wasn't. It lacked the stench of tiny hands and over-inflated ego.

2017-08-24 21:00
+15
The White death
What's he drinking?

2017-08-24 20:53
+7
It's actually cute
Woah! No need to be racist toward 3/5ths a person.

2017-08-24 07:39
0
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Who's paying for that abortion? Not baby daddy or the government. Both left you at conception. It's the confederate flag

2017-08-22 21:36
-2
Eclipse of the Brain
Do people know what a "millenial" is? People who are 37 today, are considered millenial. 1980-1995 are the years to be born to be considered a millenial.

2017-08-22 18:04
+1
Enjoyed tbe eclipse yesterday
Couldn't even make it a total eclipse. Pathetic

2017-08-22 17:55
+4
Milk is really bad for cats

2017-08-22 01:22
+10
Well.... that's just idiotic....
So... like... did her father get upset? Or was he all "Well, I did forbid you to touch her."

2017-08-21 17:54
+36
You've been pouring juice wrong
That decreases the shelf life.

2017-08-19 01:39
+1
You've been pouring juice wrong
Fuck. I was gonna say that.

2017-08-19 01:38
+4
They start young :)
I wish I was this happy about life.

2017-08-14 13:11
+3
___
Then I've been a robot a long time.

2017-08-12 15:26
-1
___
If conservatives had logic, they'd probably not have voted for Trump.

2017-08-12 15:26
+5
So fresh so clean for the street shitters
Shh. Let's enjoy the mental acrobatics.

2017-08-11 06:22
+2
functional art
Dat ass though.

2017-08-09 01:46
0
:)
It honestly looks like the Walmart version of Falcor.

2017-08-09 01:44
+1
So dumb lol
I don't have tattoos and speak ALMOST exclusively in profanity... You fucking cunt.

2017-08-09 00:56
+1
superpower by 2020, youll see... you can actually see som...
Can India work on a full sewage system first? People shit outside because they can't afford to build a literal shit hole large enough for their families to poop in for decades. It's getting into water and spreading disease.

2017-08-09 00:53
0
TUMBLR BEING TUMBLR CANCER
I mean, aqua man can talk to fish, but Wonder woman can block bullets with her fucking wrist bands. She can take on Superman. Can we be more amazed he's not the one on the ground about to be penetrated?

2017-08-09 00:46
0
Hmmm 3?
But... His right side is the side you're looking at.

2017-08-09 00:43
+6
Gotcha Globalists.
So we're just quoting people and making them into "memes" now?

2017-08-09 00:32
-3
Masturbate everywhere
I'd finally go outside.

2017-08-08 01:49
+6
idk
It's okay to be gay, man. Just not in this instance. I'm gay and, right now, I'm questioning it.

2017-08-07 03:47
+4
Genji needs a buff
Lucio is a character that is Synesthetic and uses his music to either heal allies in a radius or give them a speed boost. He has another ability that raises the volume of said music to give an enhanced. This is a meme of the speed boost to get to the point

2017-08-05 11:38
+9
Avatar the Last Airbender is my favorite show
Lotion?

2017-07-31 09:26
-2

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