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  Don't become ifunny

  You mean this whole thing wasn't a sloppy blowjob to Donald Trump? The last 5 years say otherwise, but ok. We will "avoid politics" champ.

  2021-12-05 04:36

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  Greetings from /k/

  Mostly because the people who made this cant read. Frankly, its retarded that Merica is the giant bloodbath country, but these "people" luv them guns. I have hated living here forever, and fuck this entire worthless garbage country..... what was the question? Oh yes, FUCK AMERICA, THIS PLACE IS A SHITHOLE! from an american

  2021-07-13 00:10

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  Walmart Shoppers

  Behold, the 2 flags of the confederacy!

  2021-07-11 12:11

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  Nature is healing!

  credit where credit is due: you called it. dude was a weird incel who got too many happy endings, so he chose a "sad ending".

  2021-03-19 04:15

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  Uum.. y'all screwed

  Yeah, everything was ffffiiiinnnneee, b4? yup just more usa ww2 victories. thats what was up 01/19/21, or 01/06/21????

  2021-01-22 00:12

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  Uum.. y'all screwed

  God, everybody's kindergarten teacher, and everything that was ever decent about human beings, when asked about Justa_Guy.... "THAT THING SCARES ME.... WAIT NO IT DONT, WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT INCEL!!!!!"

  2021-01-22 00:09

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  Wait wut

  well, pack up and move to.....Saudi Arabia.....Russia......idk where will you people move to?

  2021-01-22 00:00

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  Rico! You Know What to Do!

  moth memes 2.0

  2021-01-08 01:09

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  He’S gOiNg To DiE

  He's over 70 and fat as fuck. I'd give it about a 5% chance to get him. 1 in 20. If it happens, i hope its after he loses the election and thats its slow and painful. I'm not counting on it, but i've rolled a 20 in d&d plenty of times.

  2020-10-02 12:55

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  Kim Jong Un also shot a 25, on an 18 hole golf course the...

  I believe neither of you. Trump is strong, Corona is 0 cases, and Kim Jong Un doesn't poop!!!!!

  2020-03-17 01:54

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  Going out with style

  This one was just begging for the DJ Khaleed "Suffering from Success" format. C'mon man.

  2019-12-02 22:37

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  dongs in a meme

  thanks for that imgrflip watermark, telling me this aint even original. you are more worthless than ur hoe ass mom.

  2019-10-30 21:26

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  ahh a woman of culture

  It appears math isnt your strong suit. A 73 year old would have been a teenager during the Civil Rights Movement of the early 1960s.

  2019-10-05 21:37

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  Trump likes em young too.

  and you just masturbate to their fb page tough guy

  2019-09-17 01:48

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  My wife's vegan food sure is whacky.

  More meat 4 me homie. I cook my own stuff, so it dont matter to me what she eats.

  2019-08-26 19:36

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  Messed up country we live in.

  So when the police are behind you whilst driving to work, are you super comfortable op? Those guys are a pretty big street gang, and whenever i see them, i assume they about to steal my car and make me sleep on a concrete slab for a night.

  2019-07-08 00:27

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  Damn you!

  Fuck Clint Hurdle and the Pirates. They still hate Javy Baez over a bat flip from like 2 seasons ago.

  2019-07-06 11:48

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  Don't ever do that .It didn't end up well

  Yo, crazy chick pussy is always the best. A skilled dude can find a crazy chick and calm her down until she a wife. Ol girl in this one just couldn't be tamed imo.

  2019-07-02 22:51

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  Follow me please

  Yeah i know, but when you take the wasp into the bedroom, that is too much.....i cant explain how a human monkey man fucks an insect with words. It will now infect my nightmares.

  2019-07-02 22:47

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  They tryin

  Speaking from experience with both, fully legal alcohol will fuck you over way harder than weed that is illegal in all but 11 US states.

  2019-06-23 19:08

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  Yup

  Jim Lahey is my spirit animal.

  2019-06-12 00:39

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  Home girl

  Lol i was just gonna say "and then they all smoked a buncha crack."

  2019-06-11 15:55

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  #cancelit

  Morons supposedly love capitalism, until us we reasonable folks use our dollars to vote against their abhorrent bullshit. Walking Dead should move. Fuck you people. Eat trash and have zero economic activity down there in jebusland.

  2019-06-10 21:27

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  wholesome

  In America, heroic police would have been on scene. They'd have shot all the kids and the family dog.

  2019-06-04 16:19

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  lucky dad

  These kids are innocent. Gimme the addy of their parents.

  2019-05-28 00:18

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  I bet Trump uses Memedroid

  his username is IvankaPussyLover69420 obviously.

  2019-05-27 21:33

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  goodbye pedophiles

  Dude looks like Shawn Michaels. He got a bit too old to hit 'em with sweet chin music i guess. Now its hammer time!

  2019-05-24 09:18

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  Salem 2.0

  Yeah, mostly cuz u little beta bitch christians are too pussy ass to handle a strong woman. My wife and i do s&m shit. Just saying.

  2019-05-19 18:04

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  K pop music sounds fairly decent. The marketing behind th...

  Damn, thats savage and correct. When i turned 13, my uncle stopped fucking me cuz i grew to be 5'3". He started fucking lil asian boys instead. Totally cucked.

  2019-05-19 17:44

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  It was vaginal surgery being done with a laser, if you're...

  Farts have flammable methane, which the heat from the laser must have ignited.

  2019-05-16 13:00

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  It was vaginal surgery being done with a laser, if you're...

  Anyways, its supposed to say, "When having major surgery isn't even the worst thing you had to go through today."

  2019-05-16 11:55

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  It was vaginal surgery being done with a laser, if you're...

  The damn cropper thing on the app fucked it up. It totally looked fine before i hit "upload" the final time.

  2019-05-16 11:53

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  Title

  Quite appropriate that "currency" is mispelled.

  2019-04-30 12:31

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  Damn Right!

  Yeah he still cant read either.

  2019-04-29 22:55

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  Why am I like this

  I do. Not cuz its like the only way i know either, but mostly cuz half the time when i get a funny idea im at work with only my phone n not my laptop. Plus its just way easier. I figure i oughtta give the their due credit just like woth any watermark or whatever.

  2019-04-28 14:35

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  Why am I like this

  I'm legit curious why its damn near considered a war crime to crop out some watermarks n stuff, but its considered ok for the memeatic one. Anybody?

  2019-04-28 14:20

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  Kool

  "When the way he asked was racist, but you still couldn't bear to say no to some kool aid."

  2019-04-19 10:06

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  Yees

  "And behind every bribe and dirty deal, there was Andy Dufresne cooking the books."

  2019-04-17 21:41

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  I dont know what thats like. Its why its so funny

  Those were the days. I used to be out all night at raves twisted on drugs. What i'd do is, borrow somebody's cell phone, find somewhere quiet, call a buddy's land line, then he would 3 way call my parents. The phone would ring at their house and their caller id would pick it up as coming from his parents house. It would back up my lie that i was staying there for the night. Fuck i miss being 16 or 17.

  2019-04-03 10:08

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  Insert le title

  i love you anti science retards!

  2019-03-31 00:23

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  ww3

  fuck you and everything u stand 4

  2019-03-27 21:58

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  ww3

  i am from america. i hate america this is a garbage country. fuck all of u trumpsexuals!

  2019-03-27 21:51

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  ww3

  and asswipes vote to "build a wall"....... what could happen???,

  2019-03-27 21:45

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  Americans invented memes

  speaking as an american, americans are garbage. i hate them. fuck the rest of u.

  2019-03-27 21:42

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  Woke

  Like 15-25 years ago munching retarded amounts of acid and ecstasy at late 90ish raves, daylight savings time did confuse me once or twice.

  2019-03-10 14:33

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  Them feelz

  i know conservatives, facts dont care about your precious little feelings....

  2019-03-05 23:41

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  3th comment has the big tiddy goth gf

  I dont have a big tiddie goth gf. I'm 36, and have a big tiddie goth wife. No idea how i pulled that off.

  2019-03-04 21:12

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  Them feelz

  just because u were too fat to play sports, and too stupid for academic bowl or chess club, this meme is what conservatives do for "revenge". yo, sorry nobody ever wanted to fuck you "socialsmkills".

  2019-03-04 00:16

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  Seriously, wtf is with him doing this to the flag? There'...

  and judging by your repetoire of memes, you've not posted anything in 6 months. the shit i do see barely makes sense. seriously, your moronic trump nemes look like shaggy/chuck norris memes. mindless cult-like worship. thats who you are.

  2019-03-03 23:36

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  Seriously, wtf is with him doing this to the flag? There'...

  yeah, so i dont like retards like u who vote against their own economic interest. boohoo, tell your therapist about it.

  2019-03-03 23:24

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  Seriously, wtf is with him doing this to the flag? There'...

  Yo, i'd literally sell my car, music equipment, and computers to have had president john kasich (a republican), since 2016 instead of this imbecile. so no, its not because he's a republican. its because he's pretty fucking stupid.

  2019-03-03 22:31

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  Seriously, wtf is with him doing this to the flag? There'...

  "orange man jesus"-hatri420.

  2019-03-03 22:21

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  Seriously, wtf is with him doing this to the flag? There'...

  He'd be hilarious if he didn't have the nuclear codes. Just a funny demented celebrity. At this point, however, i'd prefer Charlie Sheen as president.

  2019-03-03 20:13

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  Bihhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  its just a shortened version of bitch lol

  2019-03-02 22:40

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  Bihhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  If you have an Auschwitz fetish, you just found your chick.

  2019-03-02 22:33

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  y’all do the math

  fuck it, i still want me my three fiddy!

  2019-03-02 18:53

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  And the speech award goes to... Memedroid!

  This was great because it made me think for a second, "wait, i've scrolled that far down already" and then tried to click the green button.

  2019-03-01 10:06

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  Business owners are lazy, thats how they got their business.

  yeah, but when their secretary pays a higher effective tax rate than they do, the whole country suffers. our infrastructure is trash, cuz we've been on reaganomics for 35 years. roads, bridges, airports, rail, are all falling apart and antiquated. putting retards like reagan and trump in charge is why china will pass us by soon. we honestly should be beating them economically, but all the money we ought to be spending on supporting r&d for next gen tech is going to stock buybacks.

  2019-02-15 23:40

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  hassle my Hoff and your head comes off

  Here's a fun fact. Hasselhoff is the mayor of a town called Funner, California.

  2019-02-15 10:43

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  Kermit

  Hey, can anybody tell me how much time in your lives being a mod takes up? I have more than enough points and kinda wanna start, but i'll be working 60 hrs per week until May.

  2019-02-15 10:30

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  Confused yet

  So the kids dont know exactly who they're getting molested by. What an awesome family to be in. Molest the shit out of em n blame your brother!

  2019-02-12 19:25

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  Although the Green New Deal does want to repeal the Patri...

  Keep crying conservatives, cuz it really helps your cause....LOL

  2019-02-11 22:05

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  Good ol' Ayn Rand

  Ayn Rand is shitty at both philosophy and political theory. Being shitty at one more thing would make her a triple threat.

  2019-02-08 15:51

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  First comment was a guest in this video

  Alex Jones should be raped by blindfolded pedos, then shot.

  2019-02-03 15:57

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  Public: 1 Cops: 0

  Gotta love England, where the cops apologize to people. Here in 'Murica, they'd have simply shot that guy for noticing.

  2019-02-03 14:31

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  Lies

  Alex Jones has exposed another conspiracy!

  2019-01-25 19:25

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  Insert title

  Even on the sit downs i drive forks all the way up driving is a terrible idea. Am i right in thinking he did at the very last second make the right move not to die? Im only a tiny bit familiar with stand up forks?

  2019-01-22 20:47

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  btfo

  Conservative dipshits trying to play victim again. What else is new?

  2019-01-21 18:51

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  Dongs in a statistic

  and 40,000 dead from gun violence overall in 2018.

  2019-01-14 19:29

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  Shit

  nice spelling. way to stick it to people who say trump supporters are uneducated sacks of shit. ha, "boarder".

  2019-01-14 19:27

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  F*ck y'all, i'll build it my self.

  That fat fuck couldnt build his own meal at Fuddruckers.

  2019-01-10 13:33

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  When the meme becomes reality #bearsfans

  Cody Parkey better not be back next year!

  2019-01-07 17:08

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  serbia also did 9/11

  Well first and foremost, USA did not join up with the Brits and the French until the war was easily winnable.....

  2018-12-31 07:19

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  serbia also did 9/11

  That tinder box of opposing alliances was gonna blow up over something. It almost did a couple of times before the Serbia thing. Rampant nationalism is dangerous.

  2018-12-30 15:32

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  Something is off...

  hooray, tough guys sure showed me with a few downvotes. such tough little boys.

  2018-12-27 00:18

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  Goob

  Well, both were saying "homie" circa 1995 or so. If yall still saying that today, ill send an ebonics professor to your hood post haste.

  2018-12-27 00:16

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  Something is off...

  behold skeith, a bitch boy who likes to play victim.

  2018-12-27 00:11

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  Something is off...

  yeah fully polish-american and i fully hate you trump shitsippers. yall are like the nazis and others that have been raping poland 4 centuries. read a history book asshole.

  2018-12-27 00:10

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  Something is off...

  Looks way closer to the black power sign to me. A nazi salute would have a rigid arm fully extended, and without closed fists. Honestly, one closed fist with a bent elbow raised into the air is just a sign of solidarity with a cause. Tell me specifically, tho, Richard Spencer supporters, how we are like nazis.... waiting?

  2018-12-27 00:07

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  weeb shit

  Yeah lady, and your christianity would condemn you as a whore for dressing like that.

  2018-12-26 19:20

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  MAGA? More like monster ass gape always

  im actually belittling you dipshit. im amazed at the interpretations of the semi literate. i guess it explains why u would vote 4 trump. being semi literate.

  2018-12-25 23:23

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  MAGA? More like monster ass gape always

  dude, your cheezy "hand" puns are shitty. not only am i on the right side of history, im also way funnier than you. also, just cuz you paid 10 grand for that sex doll and named her "punky brewster", doesnt mean shes real or mean that you're not a pedophile that even children lured with candy wouldnt fuck. thanks for playing.

  2018-12-25 23:11

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  MAGA? More like monster ass gape always

  at my union job, i work with lots of black americans. all of them despise trump and his stupid imaginary wall. i havent spoke to a single black dude who supports that shit ever.

  2018-12-25 22:54

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  MAGA? More like monster ass gape always

  lol, ask my wife of 7 years bout that. although, if u losers tried 2 approach her, she'd prolly break yer jaw.

  2018-12-25 22:53

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  MAGA? More like monster ass gape always

  yeah, those are called "abbreviations" you fucking semi sentient turd. i'd love to hear your thoughts on what should come after late existentialist philosophy, or your thoughts on m-theory.....cuz those 2 things are right up my alley when it comes to my level of education. go back to "Gudger Community College" and fuck the cleaning lady in the ass again you worthless cumstain!

  2018-12-25 22:40

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  MAGA? More like monster ass gape always

  sez a scared lil bitch. thats your whole worldview. scared of minorities, gays, non xians, and whatever else. your ideology is dying, i talk shit, and the NEW silent majority loves. last one of u left should turn the lights out b4 they die.

  2018-12-25 22:22

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  MAGA? More like monster ass gape always

  i fucking dont care 2 shits about you garbage fucks. your opinions are formed by alex jones wannabes. im just the one prick on this side advocating killing worthless relics. downvotes please, i love em!

  2018-12-25 22:13

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  MAGA? More like monster ass gape always

  just cuz you named that sex doll, it dont make it your wife.

  2018-12-25 22:11

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  MAGA? More like monster ass gape always

  well, i want you shitsippers dead. im frustrated that supposed liberals shy away from the "battle of civilizations" you asstards want. i say bring it the fuck on, cuz we got the fucking numbers bitch.

  2018-12-25 22:08

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  MAGA? More like monster ass gape always

  i hope after all the rape, the horsemen have time 4 you. hail satan. downvotes please.

  2018-12-25 22:05

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  MAGA? More like monster ass gape always

  none of you shitsippers ever could get laid consensually. thats why u all huddled around kavanaugh. i hate u and ur families and hope ur children are raped 2 death. downvotes please

  2018-12-25 22:04

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  MAGA? More like monster ass gape always

  fuck all of u basement dwelling incels. u can tell me all about the big beautiful wall, and ill tell u what a vagina feels like IRL. downvotes please.

  2018-12-25 22:00

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  MAGA? More like monster ass gape always

  ill start a gofund me to have your family raped and murdered in front of you instead.

  2018-12-25 20:00

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  MAGA? More like monster ass gape always

  when the wall is finished all of you should come to a ribbon cutting ceremony i will personally hold. with enuff explosives on the mex side of the border, i can hopefully make the wall fall onto you worthless 'white nationalist' drains on civil society, kill you, and create a better world.

  2018-12-25 19:59

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  MAGA? More like monster ass gape always

  dunno, any dipshits who watch jazzed up youtube vids made by alex jones wannabes to get their "facts" in here?

  2018-12-25 19:55

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  Incest

  i think they made Melania from one of Trump's skin tags actually.

  2018-12-19 17:12

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  Not MY government...

  nobody likes you. fucking die painfully.

  2018-12-19 02:39

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  Putin and Prince MBS.

  i can do the "shot" part. the rape you'll have to take care of yourself

  2018-12-19 02:04

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  Putin and Prince MBS.

  nobody likes you, and you should be raped and shot

  2018-12-19 02:03

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  Putin and Prince MBS.

  night. DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE..... and goodnight.

  2018-12-19 02:02

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