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  Can someone explain the why behind Sisyphus?

  I got sisyphus from a hooker Thailand

  2023-08-07 04:50

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  Politics reality check

  Where meme?

  2023-08-01 06:15

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  Mom picking up her kid from school

  Proud that he kid holds the camera for her

  2023-07-27 06:03

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  Let's do lunch

  Wen-deez nuts hit your chin

  2023-07-14 08:06

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  Math meme

  That's literally the opposite of how it works. Little "g" is the acceleration due to gravity which is inversely proportional to altitude so the higher up you are, the less gravitational pull you feel.

  2023-05-08 17:29

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  Math meme

  You are technically correct, the best kind of correct

  2023-05-08 17:08

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  Reeeeeeee

  Yes, that is in fact how it works

  2023-05-06 06:22

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  Good lord

  As a delegate for the straight men, I respectfully decline the offer and pass it to the Trans community

  2023-04-17 20:14

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  The Chief Tattler just tattled on all the Little Tattlers...

  Commenting to go back to this later

  2023-04-13 18:16

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  Spoopy

  Well, it is the land of the Poles

  2023-03-25 17:00

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  Priorities

  This is ridiculous, Biden wouldn't say that... it'd be more probably sound more like this "when you want to... pringles... 7 miles up hill... ice cream sandwich... help united krane"

  2023-02-21 05:29

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  Lol

  Sounds like the US government

  2023-01-20 04:24

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  Slice of Life is best genre.

  It's from a show called Metalocalypse but the bands name is Deathklok

  2023-01-18 11:07

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  Not the powers we want but the powers we need

  Until you flood the market and it becomes worthless

  2023-01-02 11:52

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  lying lefties are guilty of murder.

  I did the same thing. The NIH website says they tested it and showed it was capable of combating some of the effects because of how it builds in the lungs, but an effective dose would be 100x the approved dose for humans

  2022-12-29 01:31

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  Close one..

  He woulda told you to fuck right off and jumped in that car.

  2022-12-24 23:08

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  Kanye works at the NYT?

  

  2022-12-20 09:02

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  The "Nudge"

  Yes. But also this isn't even how the original interview went. He made the comment, but it was too a British reporter and it was about the French.

  2022-12-15 06:42

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  Papeh or plastic?

  Mississippi Queen

  2022-12-12 21:11

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  Wooooo

  The ironic part being that Peter Parker is jewish

  2022-12-12 07:06

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  Good car modification

  Those chickens sound exhausted

  2022-12-10 14:24

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  Too much?

  I like dark humor, but holy fuck

  2022-12-09 21:01

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  crayon

  Everyone always tells that joke wrong, 50 men go to sea, 23 couples, a three-some and one weird guy nobody liked come back

  2022-11-29 22:03

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  Hand me your chromosomes

  When the economy is really down

  2022-11-05 12:57

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  Yes

  They're technically called service uniforms. The dress uniforms are black and blue. But you are still right, they are not meant for combat

  2022-10-16 12:12

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  Physics

  It's because a house power was originally used to measure the amount of work a horse would do in 60 seconds, roughly equating to 33 hundred foot-pounds

  2022-10-15 14:28

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  She Hulk episode 8 meme with Daredevil

  The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

  2022-10-11 07:05

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  Yes...

  

  2022-09-28 04:42

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  My first meme in a while

  There's no point in resistance Harry

  2022-09-05 20:39

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  Wild

  DEATH....by snu snu!

  2022-08-26 11:56

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  #MemePie

  *inserts the "you bet your sweet bippy I did" clip

  2022-07-19 10:27

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  electrician's guild rule

  I feel like it's a staple of any field where your personal preference dictates how you go about performing a task like an installation or repair.

  2022-07-11 19:08

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  911

  Foil is two sets of parenthesis, this would be distributive. You wouldn't distribute unless you couldn't do any operations inside of the parenthesis, like with a variable.

  2022-07-10 22:45

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  Explosive bosoms

  

  2022-06-29 08:12

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  Browsers legacy

  My guy... that's safari...

  2022-06-15 21:31

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  He actually has a point

  Those are CNA's. People with degrees who take a 15 hour course on wiping butts and then call themselves nurses

  2022-06-10 16:30

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  When elon buys twiiter

  

  2022-06-03 18:34

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  New theory: Amber Heard is a gay man

  That's a pretty shitty looking bed

  2022-04-29 10:36

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  Deserved

  This trial is getting more coverage and will have more consequences than Ghilsaine Maxwell's

  2022-04-28 21:24

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  Here's some workout motivation for ya

  I'm not fat phobic, as I do not fear such things. I instead subscribe to a fatodium

  2022-04-10 00:29

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  Ow

  Roses are red Rabbits like to eat carrots Anybody know how to remove all of the ferrets?

  2022-04-09 23:55

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  Grand Theft Balls V

  Red Dead Balls

  2022-04-01 22:50

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  Grand Theft Balls V

  Halo: Balls Evolved

  2022-04-01 22:44

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  Drokk yo eggs

  That's the ether bunny

  2022-04-01 18:08

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  Craycray

  You know what's really crazy? How garbage this meme is

  2022-03-24 09:20

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  R = V/I

  I went to the store the other day, they had a bucket full of batteries, the clerk said I could have them, they're free of charge

  2022-03-20 09:47

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  No wonder he wanted to start a war

  Sadimir Putin intensifies*

  2022-03-16 09:05

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  Lol

  Am I the only one that sees a bulked up version of Dwight?

  2022-03-14 08:06

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  Schitzo mode

  I don't know, but it sure as hell isn't about getting me my damn pictures of Spiderman!

  2022-03-14 08:02

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  Can hear their IQ rolling around the floor

  Her: "You should not have gun at work for protection" Store Clerk : "So then I started blasting"

  2022-03-12 11:18

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  Nato before Nato was a thing

  No

  2022-03-11 10:02

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  White people bad

  I see you are a man of culture

  2022-03-06 19:58

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  Sonic

  I've never seen so many memes in a row with the same first commenter. I congratulate you good sir.

  2022-03-04 14:09

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  Based

  I'll be honest, I do get little kid excited and over explain things to people, without thinking about whether or not they know them. But usually I'm excited enough about it they just kind of get sucked into

  2022-02-23 20:56

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  meme

  Abso-fuckin-lutely!

  2022-02-23 00:16

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  meme

  Electrical/electronics Engineering for me. All the calculations are done out pretty exact, but when comes to practical application, it's always a game of "close enough"

  2022-02-22 14:15

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  meme

  As a graduated engineer, can confirm.

  2022-02-22 14:09

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  Yes ma'am....

  Someone bought a Facebook cringe post made into home decor

  2022-02-18 09:15

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  Fag trash

  

  2022-02-13 00:36

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  Shiet

  Granted the overall falsity of this statement becomes clear the moment you expand your scope and look at knuckles, who is Red and can run almost as fast as Sonic.

  2022-02-11 07:49

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  Shiet

  And more specifically in this instance they are talking about blue shifting, because as an object approaches light speed it appears more and more blue

  2022-02-11 05:39

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  Money

  Good thing I've already accepted death as an outcome of life thusly, I will live the way I choose to, not in a way I'm coerced into by the weak and fearful

  2022-01-27 15:34

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  Job

  Sauce: Lana Brea

  2022-01-22 12:10

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  8i8

  There's a chance he's going to be fighting Mike Tyson. I hope Tyson bites his ear off

  2022-01-20 22:09

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  True that

  Dying lights grappling hook is a goddamn game changer

  2022-01-20 08:54

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  We need a batman

  Does that make Nancy Pelosi the riddler?

  2022-01-18 22:29

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  Guess why the media's quiet

  B.

  2022-01-18 05:35

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  WTF? Oh, just bad lighting.

  I still don't understand what that is

  2022-01-18 05:33

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  Or maybe he can...

  She's currently pressing charges against prince Andrew and a court just ruled against prince Andrew who was trying to get the case thrown out

  2022-01-15 22:50

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  Wrong

  Catwoman better watch out before Brucey boy whips out the bat dick

  2022-01-13 20:17

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  Oop

  DELICIOUS!

  2022-01-13 08:15

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  thems fightin words

  I'm more concerned with why the artist draws noses like that

  2022-01-13 05:44

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  I will kill you until you die from it!

  My old combat instructor used to say that all the black guys in are platoon had the camo advantage because they didn't need the black base coat

  2022-01-12 23:03

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  I will kill you until you die from it!

  Pure black is not a naturally occurring color in the wild, which is why real came paint is applied with a base coat of black and then browns and greens in abstract patterns, sometimes done with leaves or pine needles.

  2022-01-12 23:02

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  trippy

  Inseption

  2022-01-12 22:07

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  true or nah?

  Most places have a "Romeo and Julliette" clause to their relationship laws regarding age. Effectively, if you had the relationship prior to one of you turning 18 then it is still legally acceptable

  2022-01-11 08:23

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  Spider-Man

  Finally some pictures about Spiderman

  2022-01-09 08:47

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  Fire Marshall

  Talks like em too

  2022-01-09 08:46

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  New Patriot Day

  Umm... patriots day is already a thing for people in Maine, Massachusetts, and Wisconsin and it's the third Thursday in April

  2022-01-04 23:08

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  happy new year Memedroid

  Yeah but guys, think about how massive your cock would look in that hand

  2022-01-01 22:29

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  Tat

  

  2022-01-01 20:31

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  Oh no

  Am I the only bothered by the fact that the grayed out portions don't line up... and that these aren't pictures of Spiderman?

  2022-01-01 20:29

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  NUMBUSY SUS?1??!?!?!1?!!!111

  I always thought bussy was slang for butt pussy so I assumed 7 and 9 were trannies

  2022-01-01 17:42

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  Only boneless pizza

  "Dick head, why actin like pizza gotta damn bone in it?"

  2022-01-01 17:31

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  Le ptsd

  You deserve all the upvotes for that answer

  2021-12-31 12:41

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  Le ptsd

  Can anyone tell me what that weird finger thing is?

  2021-12-30 05:53

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  Build Back Beltway Bandits.....

  

  2021-12-24 16:57

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  the perfect math fallacy

  

  2021-12-20 08:13

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  Wtf

  What was happening. He stopped, turns the girl in the car was completely unharmed.

  2021-12-19 07:48

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  Wtf

  Girl in a Honda accord went to change lanes and lost control, went under the truck. The truck driver didn't even notice. The guy with camera drove up and saw it, sped ahead and waved and honked at the truck driver who just waved back before realizing

  2021-12-19 07:47

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  CoVit

  Am I the only one that kind of liked the smell of MEK?

  2021-12-14 22:23

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  The medals

  Are we still doing "phrasing"?

  2021-12-14 05:12

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  If its not Scottish, it's crap!

  Just like the Riley Reid variant

  2021-12-12 21:37

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  Title

  You look like the kind of dumbass that would make this stupid ass comment

  2021-12-11 20:56

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  Altering

  It would have been even better if it was pictures of Spiderman.

  2021-12-08 08:19

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  Third time's the charm

  I was 13, both my parents lost their jobs while we were in the middle of moving to a new a house. We ended up living in a 3 bedroom rental house with 6 kids for about a year and half and then almost became homeless after that.

  2021-12-08 08:16

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  pentagon.mp4

  

  2021-12-02 22:11

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  Pokemon

  James over there with the forbidden fleshlight for a pokemon

  2021-11-28 00:52

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  Port-A-Vibin

  I like shit shaken, not stirred

  2021-11-25 22:11

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  Oh this is exactly what I wanted. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  No, this is not what I wanted. BRING ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!

  2021-11-21 09:38

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