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  donny, you promised us the list

  Maybe his definition of immediately is just different.

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  No title

  Yup.

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  And they built the pyramids, and the Sphynx, and the Taj ...

  Imagine that 250 years ago the British ruled the world.

  16h

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  Genital Herpes, Kids, Public Assistance, no husband

  They're actually pretty easy to shut up. Just mock them.

  16h

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  Genital Herpes, Kids, Public Assistance, no husband

  F off.

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  Title

  All women wanted equality until they are faced with the consequences.

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  Lol

  Yes.

  1d

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  H.m

  Sorry bout your fake racist holiday.

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  My culture test is how you handle a public restroom

  Why is the Indian dude standing on the toilet seat?

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  Math

  Stand your ground and quit asking a computer made my gay nerds.

  1d

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  Nerds trying to steal summer with scarf tweets again

  I do love summer.

  1d

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  ICE arrest outside church shakes Oregon wine world

  I'm sure their millions will console them.

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  offensive meme

  Male and female created he them.

  1d

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  Break-in at home of slain lawmaker sparks wild theories

  I'm sure it was some radical right wing conspiracist. It always is, right?

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  Harvard instructor go brrrrrrrrrr

  Yes.

  1d

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  Harvard instructor go brrrrrrrrrr

  Of all the socialist nations thriving, why do they want to burn this one down?

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  he's a bit confused but he's got the spirit

  Oh sure. ChatGPT girlfriend is bad, but a mouse humping a computer mouse is all cool.

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  Bible citations don’t justify your war plans, bro

  Except God was visibly with the Jews at that time. Jews twist the Bible to get Christians to fight their wars while committing what would be considered war atrocities in any other nation.

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  Bible citations don’t justify your war plans, bro

  Ad a Bible believing Christian, I agree.

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  i am sick and tired

  Homo-disgusted.

  2025-06-20 00:07

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  You can tell me everything bae, only insecure guys care a...

  Yeah, he's the deceptive one.

  2025-06-20 00:04

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  Not the Babylon Bee

  The villain we all deserve.

  2025-06-20 00:02

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  Thor, Cap, Iron Man… and somehow Ant-Man

  Antman was a different type of story by any serious metric. The rest of the avengers were exactly the same story told over and over.

  2025-06-19 23:59

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  Industrial honey sounds like a band name

  ? The water boils off and the sugar carmelizes?

  2025-06-19 20:41

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  Thor, Cap, Iron Man… and somehow Ant-Man

  Because unlike Thor, Captain America, and Iron Man, Ant Man was humorous and different instead of a clone factory.

  2025-06-19 20:14

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  Surely a repost

  Like with a rub and an open pit and everything?

  2025-06-19 20:12

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  Lame excuse: I don’t wanna go out. Powerful one: My pla...

  Yes, the problem is common colloquialisms, not the pompous asshole influencers re-writing them to sound deep.

  2025-06-19 20:01

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  He faked Biden robocalls to warn about AI. Not guilty.

  Good for them. Build that jury a statue.

  2025-06-19 16:53

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  DM: builds lore. Players: what undies do hobbits wear?

  That's hilarious.

  2025-06-19 08:38

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  yeah

  Don't care.

  2025-06-19 07:57

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  Toddler called him dada and he panicked like it’s Maury

  Your kid thinks every man is dada. Think that says more about you.

  2025-06-18 22:51

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  trump delays tiktok ban again—3rd time’s a charm?

  Gay!

  2025-06-18 22:50

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  Gimmie some cheddar!

  Get a bath and a job.

  2025-06-18 22:49

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  Misogyny might be lowkey fruity if you think about it

  Projection is one hell of a drug

  2025-06-18 17:30

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  do not argue with a leather chair with handsome wheels

  Of course it's versatile. It's all percussion.

  2025-06-18 17:27

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  Tried to talk to dolphins, CIA said that's a war crime

  Thanks for all the fish.

  2025-06-18 16:16

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  foreigners in england be like big ben don’t have clocks...

  Then he asked me for money and I said I didn't have any before buying a sandwich and eating it in front of him.

  2025-06-18 13:45

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  no knock warrants totally safe unless you read history

  Agreed. We can call it qualified immunity, since that's such an effective get out of jail free card.

  2025-06-18 13:29

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  no knock warrants totally safe unless you read history

  Pretty sure when you watch some guy leave his house every day at eight but hit him at 2 in the morning and shoot his girlfriend, you're the bad guy, asshole.

  2025-06-18 13:28

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  When your coworker brings his freshman girlfriend to the ...

  That's what I was thinking. Someone is a bit jealous.

  2025-06-18 13:17

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  they both look equally confused and i get it

  *chirp*

  2025-06-18 13:13

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  Top engineer enters meeting dressed like a Fortnite skin

  Some people have to explain their value. Some people don't.

  2025-06-18 13:12

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  dhs secretary rushed to hospital in dc—no clear details...

  Don't care about Cabinet Barbie.

  2025-06-18 13:10

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  pope leo xiv is madonna’s cousin? collab now

  Was just going to say they could remake the video.

  2025-06-18 13:09

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  no knock warrants totally safe unless you read history

  No knock raids are an unnecessary and ridiculous escalation of police force.

  2025-06-18 13:06

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  jeff babysits and i’m like he’s a dad now

  Yes, women have collectively found a new thing to publicly bitch at their husbands.

  2025-06-18 08:18

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  jeff babysits and i’m like he’s a dad now

  Guys, remember that time you got to leave the house for four days just to have fun while the wife stayed home? No? Me, neither.

  2025-06-18 07:17

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  Canada building a wall now? 2025 just keeps delivering

  But how will the rich come to the U.S. for lifesaving health care?

  2025-06-17 20:41

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  Your Jedi mind tricks don't work any more.

  There's only one country Iran poses a serious threat to, Netty.

  2025-06-17 20:38

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  Should I iron my balls or embrace the wrinkles?

  That's why they call him smooth crotch.

  2025-06-17 20:36

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  This is America: iced coffee but no healthcare

  Delicious drinks and no crappy government healthcare. Sounds like a double win!

  2025-06-17 20:35

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  Park Service seeking tattle‑tales on anti‑American talk

  Stupid.

  2025-06-17 17:56

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  100 killed in Nigerian village massacre, tragic news

  As long as it's not someone retaliating against Israel for bombing their country.

  2025-06-17 12:39

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  V For Vendetta’s domino scene was all real, no CGI

  I thought it was tedious.

  2025-06-17 10:52

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  Watching America fall while hunting hats on Amazon

  TLDR: Just keep my meds flowing.

  2025-06-17 10:24

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  How do I tell him I'm out of his league now?

  Have fun being a hole for five years and a cat lady for thirty.

  2025-06-17 10:22

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  Home goods chain bankrupt thanks to tariffs—RIP

  Popular home goods chain bankrupt doesn't compute. Won't somebody think of the parasites funneling cheap chinese crap into our country?

  2025-06-17 10:20

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  I'm not a cookie bro stop putting parchment paper on me

  Because you haven't washed your nasty ass in a week.

  2025-06-17 10:19

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  Less government ftw

  Narrator: Leslie was an idiot.

  2025-06-17 08:42

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  Ha, it's true

  That really is a bridge too far for some Amish folk.

  2025-06-17 08:26

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  No bra, no peace. Just vibes and sag

  No one cares.

  2025-06-17 07:55

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  V For Vendetta’s domino scene was all real, no CGI

  Just like every other commie myth, the story of V in based on bullshit.

  2025-06-17 07:50

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  How good you gotta look to be treated like a person in 2025

  Of what interest are you? What hobbies? What original thoughts? Libraries and Youtube are free. Learn to do something besides mope.

  2025-06-16 21:35

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  Took an IQ test, now I'm spiritually defeated

  Bell curve.

  2025-06-16 21:09

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  Let Tifa be beefy, let Cloud wear dresses. Balance.

  Found the audience for the tranny library hour.

  2025-06-16 21:09

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  Dude tried to rob a salon, got fed and used instead

  I'm no good at cutting hair.

  2025-06-16 21:07

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  Bad, bad things happen here

  Sims 1, IRL.

  2025-06-16 21:01

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  Dude tried to rob a salon, got fed and used instead

  In Russia, woman rape you.

  2025-06-16 21:00

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  Dude tried to rob a salon, got fed and used instead

  Goals.

  2025-06-16 20:59

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  Guys really only want one thing and it's cursed

  The cammm in ashcammm stands for?

  2025-06-16 20:58

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  YouTube testing longer unskippable ads cause why not

  Remember when Youtube put all your favorite content creators out of business?

  2025-06-16 15:53

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  Sister took her pet snails to school and chaos followed

  I don't care. I'm not helping and I'm not pandering to your spoiled child. Monsters.

  2025-06-16 15:46

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  Actions meet instant karma: nightmare mode unlocked

  Pearl making the girls angry.

  2025-06-16 15:44

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  Non-Americans scrolling past US politics be like

  I read that in the voice of the Comic Book Guy from Simpsons.

  2025-06-16 15:39

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  Palestinian kids seeing 'Anti-War' in your bio like

  They just want peace and to murder innocent civilians with no retaliation!

  2025-06-16 13:37

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  Humans weren’t built for this level of busyness

  Unpopular opinion: You aren't being chased by wild animals or scrounging all day for basic sustenance. Maybe you are anxious and depressed because you lay around and have no purpose.

  2025-06-16 13:34

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  Companies I'm never buying from cause of video ads

  I'm more worried about the ones attempting to portray 15% of the population as the overwhelming majority.

  2025-06-16 11:23

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  resources

  A guillotine is the only rational recourse.

  2025-06-15 09:20

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  business days

  Kinda like Tiktok, huh? Trump makes threats and doesn't back it up? What next? A red line?

  2025-06-15 09:19

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  My prayers has been answered

  And humorless, too

  2025-06-14 09:51

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  Israel sabotages the US at every turn. How r they an ally?

  Yup.

  2025-06-14 05:27

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  oh yeah

  But they're Bs. Also, not perky for life

  2025-06-13 21:36

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  Mark Cuban thinks Bluesky is echo-chambering too hard

  In other words he's bored arguing with leftist zombies.

  2025-06-13 17:34

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  Lol

  It's not a protest if you clean the thieves out of your house.

  2025-06-13 15:35

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  It's them again

  This is democrats and their commie allies.

  2025-06-13 07:43

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  Carnists arguments

  These vegans need to eat a burger and clear their heads. So weird.

  2025-06-13 07:40

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  101 dogs rescued and Disney missed a reboot opportunity

  Makes good furniture if done right.

  2025-06-13 06:32

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  101 dogs rescued and Disney missed a reboot opportunity

  Looks like there are 103 puppies here. *pow, pow* 101, you mean?

  2025-06-13 06:32

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  Suicide jokes aren’t funny? Depends who you ask

  Really thought there was going to be a suicide joke in there.

  2025-06-13 06:17

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  23andMe users hitting delete after bankruptcy like it’s...

  23andMe is a genetic company that panders to the perverts on gender. It's run by morons

  2025-06-13 06:16

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  The state of u.s. lumber

  This isn't the state of U.S. lumber. It's the state od a corporation more concerned with illegals' rights and DEI than product. Avoid Home Depot.

  2025-06-12 20:02

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  Practiced kissing with a Jar Jar Binks lollipop and I’m...

  No. And why is that a thing?

  2025-06-12 19:52

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  Lol

  Yep.

  2025-06-12 08:35

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  those are serial killer vibes

  Would!

  2025-06-12 08:20

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  Insecurity

  Mind your business, bitch.

  2025-06-12 07:34

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  Hmm

  Have we even gotten to 760,000 yet?

  2025-06-12 07:33

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  Russia lured African workers with fake jobs, sent them to...

  So Ukrainians are white supremacists?

  2025-06-12 07:28

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  Capitalism: rent your soul monthly, terms may vary

  These college grads get dumber and dumber every year.

  2025-06-11 12:54

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  He said no pink in September and I’m seeing red

  No.

  2025-06-11 12:52

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  You can trust me

  "I don't think about you at all "

  2025-06-11 08:55

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