srhasto

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"I may be the king of idiots, but my kingdom is vast, and my subjects are everywhere."

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Vet training slide
A fair fight? I don't think so. Look, if a man and a cat both entered a fight with murderous intent, it's an easy win for the man. Squeeze the neck a bit and it's over.

2h
+1
"Wet" is the presence of water, yes? Unless you have a solitary molecule or whatever if water, then the blob of water is wet.

20h
0
lewis pullman always looks like he’s hiding a frog in h...

20h
+1
Telling your parents was the boss battle after the side q...
Oof, yep. My dad had a tough life, and so I feel lame bringing up any of my own (comparably small) troubles with him. If I tell my mom, she'll give me her (generally unhelpful) opinions on it for actual years.

2025-05-14 09:02
+3
RFK Jr. and FDA teaming up to nerf kids' toothpaste
Right The "London Look", AKA: flossing with a bike chain

2025-05-14 08:56
+5
Our tortoise has beef with the lawnmower and it’s personal
"Hey! That's MY grass! Man, this guy's fast!"

2025-05-12 12:48
+2
Kid with fiery hair and backpack? Lab rat confirmed
*whip-crack sound effect ×130*

2025-05-12 12:43
+7
This 10-pound carbon fiber bike is lighter than my backpack
Looks incredibly uncomfortable tbh

2025-05-12 08:16
+6
dongs in a wish
"Surely he wouldn't wish for a seventh beer...?"

2025-05-10 11:36
+50
We need a day where teachers can go fully unfiltered
There is: the day after graduation

2025-05-08 12:08
+3
Toddler saw me fold pizza, became legend on the spot
Neruron activation

2025-05-08 12:07
+5
Family: change yourself to get a girl. Me: I'd rather sta...
Yes and no. You hear it all the time: "you're perfect already, don't change for anyone!!!", but the reality is that you CAN improve. It's hella arrogant to think that there's nothing you can do better at. Now there's certainly people who could change you for the worse too.

2025-05-05 11:27
+5
Give yourself credit. You’re doing great, even if you r...
Thanks Iroh

2025-05-05 11:24
+1
Thunderbolts wins the box office while Rust flops harder ...
I saw Thunderbolts. It wasn't a blockbuster, but it was better than I thought.

2025-05-05 11:22
+2
Me watching my son dance while the football dads plot my ...
That's where the girls are Though admittedly, it's a coin flip for gae

2025-05-05 11:20
+5
Tat
Good.

2025-05-04 09:51
+16
Neuro tweet vs elite gamers
Someone who pretends to be an amine girl online via a filter and plays video games and such.

2025-05-04 06:17
+5
penguin
Sounds like someone stepping on an accordion

2025-05-03 05:58
+19
I've had dreams like this
I feel like this is what its like to have adhd

2025-05-02 16:07
+3
Not to be rude but you're not qualified to homeschool anyone
It's more important to teach them HOW to learn than WHAT to learn

2025-05-02 11:38
+3
Flying home with no pilot license like it’s GTA V
God bless the redneck ingenuity haha

2025-05-02 05:49
+11
Well well well
Mistakenly, of course. Of course.

2025-05-01 18:45
+24
Damian Lillard's season is cooked after Achilles tear
SPORTSBALL

2025-04-29 17:46
+8
Helium walks into a bar... and nothing happens
More useless AI filters of existing jokes

2025-04-29 15:26
+2
Yelled good afternoon officer and he looked up... busted
The dude's dressed like a cool kid from 2000. He's literally walking around with a boombox for God's sake.

2025-04-29 07:41
+19
Gotta go see if there is a mod now
EEEEEVIL!

2025-04-29 06:18
+1
Rat-a-tat-tat from my 9millie gatt.

2025-04-27 21:48
0
Al
What's the point of this. All you've done is taken shots from an existing meme and put it through an AI filter.

2025-04-27 21:38
+7
Spirit tree
I... I don't see anything other than a normal tree. Maybe this is like one of those rorschach tests

2025-04-27 09:43
+5
dongs in a frog
"BEP"

2025-04-27 09:42
+21
Foul beast
A hoontah must hoont

2025-04-25 20:53
+1
Study: Cats understand us. Cats: Cool, not my problem
Imagine my surprise

2025-04-25 11:35
+3
Mambo No. 6 better end us all
No no no; you come back here and release Mambos 1 through 4 first

2025-04-24 21:08
0
disgustingly powerful
NIHIL!!!

2025-04-24 21:06
+3
This is nonsensical but somehow it made me smile so here ...
Take him away, boys

2025-04-24 12:13
+4
Biting your tongue while eating. Peak human experience
No system is flawless. You'd do well to remember that.

2025-04-23 11:52
+8
My cat has never lied to me
Are cats entertaining (especially when they're someone else's problem)? Yes. Are cats trustworthy? No.

2025-04-23 11:49
+3
Kith
*sees gross things* *has adverse reaction* It's a simple as that

2025-04-23 07:10
+24
the stupid kids right...

2025-04-22 13:03
+2
I'd definitely watch this series lol

2025-04-21 19:08
+4
Japan trying to nerf Isekai before teens press Alt+F4 on ...
Exactly. They've got a horrible workaholic culture

2025-04-21 18:59
+3
Question is, will he be able to reach the end before others?
"Henderson, what are you doing?! You just shaved off 15% of the product!"

2025-04-19 22:16
+4
Hello
Guilty as charged

2025-04-19 12:04
+4
When you arrive uninvited.
I guess I'll just have to keep from joining MS13 and running drugs

2025-04-18 06:14
+2
Doctors....!
Your bait used to be believable, what happened to you? Did you just get bored?

2025-04-18 06:06
+2
Twinkle Tackle got the budget of a toddler's dream sequence
This is what it looks like when a game company has no competition. They get lazy

2025-04-17 13:14
+10
Miss Scotland’s rugby exit speedrun went full chaos mode

2025-04-16 11:26
+3
Fuck your penguins already- here are the facts
Care to justify your reasoning, or do you only have name-calling to you?

2025-04-16 11:23
+9
Who’s gonna tell him
Bruno Mars does is gay?

2025-04-16 11:20
+3
Y'all need to stop bitching and go moderate.
A year or so back, the devs reduced the number of positive votes required to get a meme through moderation. It really does seem like that's been a poor idea, doesn't it? So it's still doable, just requires more people to do it.

2025-04-16 11:09
0
Bro’s brain couldn’t process what he just saw
I always feel like... somebody's watchin meee

2025-04-16 06:31
+3
Lock and load

2025-04-16 06:11
+3
Changing things up with a shitpost
One of these days, we shall find the fabled Mambos number 1 through 4

2025-04-16 06:09
+1
And I Would Have Gotten Away With It Too, If It Weren't F...

2025-04-16 06:05
+3
Y'all need to stop bitching and go moderate.
Anyone can moderate, actually. You just need to have earned a few points (gotten by voting on memes/comments and by viewing memes).

2025-04-16 06:04
+2
Title
Obviously not

2025-04-16 05:57
+9
How it feels to chew 5 gum
Interesting art style. What is this?

2025-04-15 12:36
+3
write your own emails lol
Seriously man, it's actually frightening how fast people have deferred

2025-04-15 12:31
+5
GO CHINA
Suuuure, kid, sure

2025-04-15 08:58
+1
First ever collision between an asteroir and planet seen ...
It DOES, but it's waaay down, like the core, I think? The rest is various gases, from what I understand

2025-04-15 08:53
+7
Apple air shipments
I heard that Apple is just loading up passenger planes with their products to try and skirt the tariffs

2025-04-15 08:51
+1
Trump in the Prince of Bel-Air
You've got no idea, man...

2025-04-15 08:49
+16
Bus driver during the day but during the night...
"Hm, another quiet day on my bus. I must get all the polite passengers."

2025-04-14 07:51
+9
Every elf can do this but none of them will ever admit it
Knife-ears go brrbbrbrbbrbrr

2025-04-12 17:06
+8
Acting silly

2025-04-12 17:03
+5
decisions.....
Example?

2025-04-10 13:08
+10
The Bee
Please cry harder, I can't quite hear you

2025-04-10 07:21
+1
Title
Eh, I'd try it

2025-04-08 21:16
0
When the AI memes hit harder than your existential crisis
BECAUSE I RIPPED MY PANTS!!!

2025-04-08 17:04
+1
Luck of the Irish is just sarcasm with an accent
Figured it was meant half-sarcastically

2025-04-08 12:36
+19
When bro enters full concentration mode
Deploy the boy!

2025-04-08 12:30
+1
wiping boogers on commies
Judging by the rest of their comments, I'm leaning towards it being genuine, unfortunately.

2025-04-08 12:20
+2
Make Walmart 24/7 again you cowards
Why do you think they stopped? They have to pay more staff, the store gets robbed more, and they have less legitimate business in general overnight. I don't blame them.

2025-04-08 06:23
+1
Let God—Wait, what?
I actually understand this one

2025-04-08 06:01
+1
Johnny Somali collecting charges like it’s Pokémon
Your honor, League of Legends

2025-04-08 05:54
+5
i'm now willing to accept, perhaps i am the issue
G E Y

2025-04-07 15:21
0
happy as hell
I hear it fairly regularly from my left-leaning coworkers

2025-04-07 08:26
+2
i'm now willing to accept, perhaps i am the issue
Why ah you gey?

2025-04-07 08:22
0
sheep
I don't give a damn about electric cars. I like the idea, but the technology isn't at a level to compete with gas yet. That being said, I don't think people should have their property destroyed regardless of whether their taste in cars is good or bad

2025-04-07 08:21
+3
dongs in a frof

2025-04-06 08:20
+2
wiping boogers on censorship in ye olde shropshire
Let em try. They'll try to drive up to my house immediately get into a car accident because they were driving on the wrong side of the road

2025-04-05 12:42
+20
oh good, that's good

2025-04-05 12:38
+3
Guys who order boneless wings also close the fridge with ...
Look, boneless wings are just fancier chicken nuggets. This is fine by me, as I also like chicken nuggets.

2025-04-04 23:09
+2
The ego and his own
I've never heard of this guy outside of your memes.

2025-04-04 23:04
+2
Switch 2 prices hit like a boss fight no one was ready for
Both, actually.

2025-04-04 11:40
0
Billion dollar companies and their loyal simps
Rent free

2025-04-04 11:32
+2
Switch 2 prices hit like a boss fight no one was ready for
Yeah no, I'm not buying that shit

2025-04-04 07:07
0
Nintendo really charging like games come with gold foil
Well, the good news is that you're not required to buy it. Vote with your wallets, by not spending money.

2025-04-04 07:06
+7
JK Simmons: the GOAT of yelling with a mustache
Ifunny

2025-04-03 07:46
+5
gaming
THAT'S how the cow jumped over the moon!

2025-04-02 15:36
+4
Lost an eye to cancer, built a cyborg one for flexing

2025-04-02 07:50
+6
That awkward moment when your ad targets the wrong demogr...
Haven't seen a YouTube ad in years, thank you Brave

2025-04-02 06:20
+1
Insurance fraud attempt caught on camera
Deer are some of the dumbest animals, I swear. Back when I was driving for a living, one leapt over the road my coworker was driving on and slammed head first into a pole, breaking its neck.

2025-04-02 06:17
+8
Willem Dafoe ambushing Alfred Molina like it's Spider-Man...
Willem Dafriend

2025-04-01 12:18
+5
When the art team is more loyal to the lore than the writers
?

2025-04-01 06:22
0
When your fingers skip arm day but still flex hard
This has the same energy as those facebook posts by old men with the exaggerated grim reaper in it, with a quote about how tough or dangerous they are. Maybe he is and maybe he isn't, but yapping about it for internet points isn't a good look regardless, jack.

2025-03-31 21:12
+2
Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables? Internet says yes
Tomatoes are technically fruits, but they're HONORARY vegetables

2025-03-31 20:59
+2
Now it makes $en$e

2025-03-31 13:44
+3
Cat Connor still outranks Human Connor and that’s corpo...
"I'm Connor, the android sent by CyberLife."

2025-03-31 13:22
+1
Now it makes $en$e
Really? Can I get a source on that please?

2025-03-31 13:21
+8

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