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  Same can be aplied to dinosaurs

  Ultrasaurus is the best lizard fight me

  2020-06-24 11:43

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  Yup

  It really was a top 10 for literally everyone who played it. Why is it only people who haven't played it shit on it? Wild

  2020-06-24 11:40

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  Insert Title

  Same. I think it's taste best with loads of types of salami, pepperoni (same thing) sujuć, calaberese sausage. Mmmm

  2020-06-24 11:38

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  Who or what would you lick

  Hello there

  2020-06-24 11:36

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  Mmmm

  When you're British but you were born in the USA

  2020-06-24 11:34

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  You had one job

  It isn’t a German shepherd, it’s an Iraqi shepherd

  2020-05-17 11:27

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  dear right-wingers

  Liberals be like: I’m oppressed why won’t you give me free soy lattes

  2020-05-17 11:26

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  He is going to give you a piece of cake

  Sorry guys I did downvote it in moderation

  2020-05-17 11:25

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  The perfect seat

  Even tho the Irish don’t wear kilts

  2020-05-17 11:24

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  But who took the photo?

  I bet a nigger stole them or a dune coon

  2020-05-17 09:39

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  Dont know what to name it

  He shouldn’t compliment her she gave off a massive red flag. It’s not good enough that you complimented here there will always be something wrong

  2020-05-17 09:27

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  So smell that

  I think it’s been there since before tumblr banned nudes. So like 2017 lmao

  2020-05-17 09:21

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  So smell that

  Underwear isn’t meant to stop pathogens it’s meant to be aerated do you don’t get a sweaty asshole so easily

  2020-05-17 07:26

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  What....??

  Do you idiots not realise that “having sexual with a student” is the media’s way of rewording rape

  2020-04-02 07:05

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  Pro-money

  Twitter is new age tumblr

  2020-04-02 06:54

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  Nice

  Rape under the influence

  2020-04-02 06:52

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  Tat

  Killing its medium is still killing it. A gun and a vegan diet can cure cancers equally well

  2020-03-15 21:01

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  We waste a ton of power

  I’m an electrician and most people don’t go to private boarding schools in case you weren’t aware

  2020-02-26 14:19

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  For science

  Gravity doesn’t suffer from entropy whereas the others do

  2020-02-25 14:23

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  We waste a ton of power

  Yes shit. No one learned that in school and no one would if schools actually taught you shit. Punk cunt

  2020-02-25 14:19

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  Will you just fucking order already

  Scp 177-3c: faceless server Classification: Euclid

  2020-02-15 11:17

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  Will you just fucking order already

  Lol what is this the 60s? Servers haven’t used pen and paper for quite a while

  2020-02-12 11:44

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  Cheese is love, cheese is life.

  Imagine thinking an intolerance is completely different to an allergy wow so strange much wonder

  2020-02-12 11:43

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  Damn...

  Heard about it a lot with coke tho. Texans are strange

  2020-02-12 11:40

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  Oh no

  IKR seems like an obvious reference don’t need to act like you had to work it out cuz it’s so hard to realise

  2020-02-12 11:39

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  oven dodgers are the worst

  Bitch from stranger things and beetlejuice.

  2020-01-13 04:33

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  Thx for the geometry homework retard

  Mines a 2018 high end model Xperia and it does t like most android you're getting confused with iPhone which have a myriad of useful apps that take up all its minimal storage

  2020-01-13 04:30

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  Thx for the geometry homework retard

  It's the most accurate and least confusing directions because left and right changes on your orientation where as a compass doesn't. Get smart eat arse

  2020-01-13 04:29

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  Jjjjj

  I think you left your beauty and brains at home love

  2020-01-13 04:25

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  Ride... Ride... Thunder... Thunder... Thunder... Thunder...

  First take vs second take

  2020-01-13 03:49

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  BE GONE THOT

  We all did bro

  2020-01-13 02:46

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  nice

  This made me laugh out loud ngl

  2020-01-11 15:43

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  Title

  I mean I was going for self defence but sure killing them if necessary is gucci

  2020-01-09 15:02

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  so true

  Clearly never had horseradish or English mustard in your roast you peasant

  2020-01-07 18:13

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  Wow

  THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT AS WELL I THOUGHT HE'S THW SOURCE FOR IT HELP I CAN'T STOP SHOUTING

  2020-01-07 08:01

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  Title

  Elbows are incredibly effective if you're ever in a fight use the forearm part of your elbow and not the tip and you can hit as hard as you want while being generally fine

  2020-01-07 07:07

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  A glitch in the matrix

  Philappine electricians scare me

  2020-01-07 07:05

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  so true

  We have 3 in the UK and I'm lucky enough to live 30 mins walk away in Brighton. Never get food poisoning so America is either generally really shit at cooking (very likely) or they are genetically weak and inferior (less likely)

  2020-01-07 07:03

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  next stop: prison

  There goes half the population

  2020-01-05 08:40

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  oh no no

  Why am I getting booed Im right

  2020-01-05 07:29

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  simpsons

  Perhaps in English we don't have a verb for stoning besides the verb-asized noun

  2020-01-04 20:50

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  oh no no

  Archduke implies it ain't small

  2020-01-04 20:33

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  The suite life of my hero academia

  Ikr it has to be true

  2020-01-04 19:04

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  Sam L. Jackson

  Pretty sure jedis have a virtual chess battle of forces subconsciously while fighting. Kinda like two space ships tryigg to hack each other wgile shooting at each other

  2020-01-04 18:57

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  same

  This is such a strange lineup. Jeff caviliere?

  2020-01-01 13:14

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  My pee is purple

  Well damn marie, I can't change the weather

  2020-01-01 13:11

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  when you go to a random bowling alley

  "Where u from? "

  2020-01-01 13:02

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  when you go to a random bowling alley

  I believe in miracles

  2020-01-01 13:01

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  Okay

  Didn't say America tho

  2020-01-01 12:57

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  RWNJ mistakes a satirical page for actual news

  I mean the onion is satire so

  2020-01-01 07:13

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  Weebs have infiltrated South America

  South America and Mexico contain some of the most stupid in the world

  2020-01-01 07:06

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  Smush

  She's just lying

  2019-12-31 16:53

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  is it possible to learn this power?

  For a good reason hahaha

  2019-12-31 16:06

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  let’s see

  Oy vey

  2019-12-31 10:38

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  Hola

  

  2019-12-31 05:08

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  Name something better

  Yeah tru tho kinda

  2019-12-29 20:18

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  same

  6 chicken kormas

  2019-12-29 14:09

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  Jun was a sneaky cunt

  Ah cool thanks

  2019-12-29 14:09

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  heh

  I've found coke doesn't work for me too. It only adds to ket or mdma or weed or whatnot

  2019-12-29 10:03

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  H

  At least we didn't kill millions

  2019-12-29 09:57

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  Jun was a sneaky cunt

  Where did that faggot go?

  2019-12-29 09:39

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  Oi mate!

  Yes because the ENGLISH language was made by the Scottish, not the english

  2019-12-29 09:29

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  Press F

  ???

  2019-12-29 08:47

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  same

  On the 12th day of shitmas my punjabi gave to me~ Thousands of shitting streets~

  2019-12-29 08:46

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  dongs in a person

  Oof 100 Ching chong 100

  2019-12-28 21:19

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  That's not your girl

  Got the head and body mixed my bad ^

  2019-12-28 20:17

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  That's not your girl

  Not to be confused with a brontosaurus which doesn't exist. Its skeleton is the body of an apatosaurus and the head of a diplodocus

  2019-12-28 20:16

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  Every goddamn game

  Lucifer from the devil is a part timer

  2019-12-28 20:14

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  dongs in a greta

  Your pfp has been hauntinge since 2013 when will it end

  2019-12-28 20:12

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  Ju

  Yo I just realised fuck face is in the back mirror as well props to op for creating this.

  2019-12-28 20:10

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  dongs in a mistake

  I've got a recipe

  2019-12-28 20:05

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  In 1953 the F11 fighter shot itself because it was faster...

  At the speed of the vehicle + bullet speed. My second theory is that the plane flew in front of the bullet then stopped hella fast.

  2019-12-28 19:56

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  In 1953 the F11 fighter shot itself because it was faster...

  It's air resistance not because it was travelling faster than the bullet. If I dropped a ball out my car window at 20mph the ball will still go 20mph it doesn't magically hover in the air then drop down. Same thing happens to a bullet, it comes out the end

  2019-12-28 19:56

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  consumers be like:

  

  2019-12-28 19:53

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  You can create a black hole with sound

  Also sound doubles every 10db or something like that because it's logarithmic so basically as you approach that number it's loudness would be quite literally unheard of

  2019-12-28 19:52

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  dongs in a person

  It's actually the same guy. Same facial structure and same facial features

  2019-12-28 19:48

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  dongs in a snack

  Lol of course he has the watermelon

  2019-12-28 19:47

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  I got a wish

  Chinese flag on mandarin

  2019-12-28 19:27

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  I have a small penis

  As expected. This wouldn't be a secret for long otherwise.

  2019-12-28 19:20

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  lmao

  Dude this is just them without photoshop you should feel sorry for Ye

  2019-12-28 19:15

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  be kind

  I have a vile character then

  2019-12-28 19:11

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  be kind

  Is none of tall bright enough to realise its a female leg or am I in like 7 layers of retard irony?

  2019-12-28 19:10

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  *insert witty comment*

  I always cut a mix of lawful good+evil so what am I?

  2019-12-28 19:09

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  Halo Reach is back everyone

  Would change to: "when you're playing tag and you're the slowest in the group"

  2019-12-28 19:06

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  Halo Reach is back everyone

  Very specific so absolutely no one can relate.

  2019-12-28 19:06

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  asuka stepping on your balls

  I'd love asuka to step on my balls

  2019-12-28 19:04

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  Go greta

  There's also no point in changing it seeing as most people are right handed and driving on the left is safer for right handed people

  2019-12-28 19:01

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  Heh

  You guys know gander means to look thoroughly right?

  2019-12-26 13:23

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  Heh

  Wait

  2019-12-26 13:23

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  Heh

  This is fucking hilarious I ha e no clue why it's down voted to oblivion

  2019-12-26 13:23

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  Strange

  Hahaha

  2019-12-26 08:23

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  Vietnam flashbacks

  Any big daddy fight.

  2019-12-26 08:10

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  Vietnam flashbacks

  Why isn't killing women legal?

  2019-12-26 08:09

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  true meaning of Xmas

  ***schwartzzz***

  2019-12-25 08:34

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  Yee V4

  2019-12-25 08:33

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  Couldn't belive it till i saw it

  I think he was born after 2005 so wasn't conscious then.

  2019-12-25 08:15

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  dongs in a vegan

  I think it's funny

  2019-12-25 06:48

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  Ammunition capacity

  At least he reloads realistically often

  2019-12-25 06:42

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  wtf America

  Proof?

  2019-12-25 06:41

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  Personal trainer

  His favourite machine was the vending machine

  2019-12-24 18:51

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