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  And no one sits next to me on the train.

  Way too many people here eager to share.

  8h

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  Actually crying

  And she gets half of his refill bottles for the next 2 decades.

  9h

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  Intelligence agency will never guess where this is

  It could. These days it could mean the country they were flying over was officially "denying us the use of their air space" because they wanted to pretend they weren't involved. There's all sorts of stupid political considerations these days that people don't typically think about. And the military often just errs on the side of "don't say anything until it's long over"

  9h

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  Intelligence agency will never guess where this is

  Sure. And it's not like you could identify the location from those incredibly unique light patterns on the ground....

  17h

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  Obvious bait

  That's not just ordinary bait. That's Master bait.

  18h

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  That one hurt

  Yeah, sometimes I wish these AAA games would have some consistency in the controls. Trying to go from horseback riding in RDR2 to Witcher 3 and then back really messed with my head.

  20h

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  ghost hands

  

  21h

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  Actually crying

  Nah. If they were actually married, the one on the left would be empty.

  21h

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  ai

  It's not just AI - this works with women too. That's why so many mothers out there have children with ADHD, autism, dyslexia, and gender dysphoria (all at the same time!). If it's trending on the news or social media, they have it.

  21h

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  Unexpected siblings

  So much floof!

  21h

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  Grocery store anthem

  Go with Nick. Don't worry about us. We will hear his music on the Voice of America. We will hear it in the hearts of the people, and in elevators everywhere. - DuQuois, "Top Secret"

  21h

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  Red flag cinema

  Training films for wimmen.

  21h

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  They said discrete shipping

  Available in regular or Oprah size!

  21h

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  Made for dudes

  These annoying kids think that anything over 30 years old is a "boomer". The absolute youngest boomers were almost 20 years old when this show first appeared in the children's Saturday morning cartoon lineup.

  21h

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  wild advice

  Meh. I'm informed that in 10-15 years, you younger guys will be dating AI robots. These new models will be slim, attractive, and friendly, and will have "legacy features" like cheating, emotional instability, and making stupid Internet posts disabled by default. Naturally the new model will still pester you to buy useless rubbish from corporate advertisers. But unlike the current model, some man will eventually be able to develop an ad-blocker for it. So chin up guys.

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  wild advice

  If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife. So from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you. -Jimmy Soul

  1d

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  wild advice

  I agree

  1d

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  ancient tech

  Yes it was trash, but does it matter? I remember getting a good grade on a paper I dashed off at the last minute. I literally looked up the names of books and authors I hadn't read in the city library's online card catalog (online being dial-up services in the 80s) to forge the "bibliography". All that mattered was that it fooled the instructor and I got a decent grade.

  1d

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  save them

  Welcome to Costco. I love you.

  1d

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  The dumb club is too full

  

  1d

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  It's them again.

  Review that dash cam footage again...

  1d

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  Shadowed.

  I can't believe the cop pulled out that close to him without his lights on. The cop was lucky *he* didn't get hit.

  1d

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  It's them again.

  About 15 years ago I used to carpool into the city with a co-worker. One day when I was *thankfully* absent, a deer jumped off an embankment and came down through his windshield on the passenger side. The pictures were pretty gruesome. He was ok. I'm just glad that I wasn't there to catch it.

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  Despite the makeup, despite the plastic surgery despite m...

  Pascal made the mistake that all men make. He thought that because Mommy is so beautiful, then she must be good. - Louis Drax

  1d

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  two lifetimes

  Two of my great-grandmothers were still alive when I was young. They grew up without cars or electricity.

  2026-06-08 08:42

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  bullet dodged

  She's not herself when she's hungry...

  2026-06-05 09:00

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  Wymyn, amirite?

  We?

  2026-06-04 18:56

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  Who's gonna tell him

  Aww, why can't I meet a man like you? (but not you).

  2026-06-04 16:44

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  American mathematics

  Unlike OP, who plays with himself regularly.

  2026-06-04 16:33

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  Would this confuse a liberal?

  Brass may not be so bad because it throws those mostly to the right. But after the last round it throws the empty block straight up.

  2026-06-03 19:42

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  There's powerful niggatry at work here.

  I don't know either.

  2026-06-03 10:50

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  Would this confuse a liberal?

  That eighth round is a doozy. Instead of "Garand thumb" this dude is going to have "Garand face"

  2026-06-03 10:37

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  ER nurse nightmare

  A solution in search of a problem.

  2026-06-02 11:12

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  system error

  Don't be absurd, girl. It's a well established fact that *nobody* likes me.

  2026-06-02 09:51

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  Welcome back to June

  My ex always swore by shopping after pride month ended. They rainbow color a bunch of stuff and can't sell it because despite the media hype, most of the public really doesn't approve. Then the month ends and they sell it all for less than 10¢ on the dollar.

  2026-06-01 20:57

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  Tat

  Or wives...

  2026-06-01 20:49

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  Imagine what that smells like.

  I'm looking at that and thinking it smells a lot more like death...

  2026-06-01 20:41

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  aging patch

  A fat woman came into the shoe store today...

  2026-06-01 20:31

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  Just in case

  Poor guy. Either way his life is over.

  2026-06-01 14:25

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  Deep thoughts

  If you say so Wonko. So long and thanks for all the fish.

  2026-06-01 11:44

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  wrong meal

  

  2026-06-01 11:38

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  Freaking styling!!

  What a dickhead....

  2026-05-28 21:31

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  Piracy math

  Nobody is arguing that they didn't lose SOMETHING. They did. It's just not the amount that they claim that they lost.

  2026-05-28 16:29

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  Mr Freeze loading

  Mr Snow Miser?

  2026-05-28 16:16

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  Summer cinema

  Is that Will Poulter?

  2026-05-28 16:13

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  Harambe sequel

  In 2008 it was President...

  2026-05-28 16:01

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  American lore

  Why is he attacking the Swiss?

  2026-05-28 15:53

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  They wrote a song about him, the Kingsman did.

  They tried to save him, but he managed to fight them off.

  2026-05-23 16:44

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  Aaaaaaahhhhhhh

  The fruit loops who couldn't be fired for incompetence back then are the ones that taught liberal lunacy to todays academics.

  2026-05-23 12:36

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  Lol

  Looks like they are standing at urinals.

  2026-05-23 12:34

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  never nope

  Cave diving ain't so bad. It's just like muff diving, only deeper.

  2026-05-21 14:16

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  dad logged

  #Cameltoe

  2026-05-21 13:16

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  Alcoholism has begun

  AILF ?

  2026-05-21 09:14

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  Wish I had one--and only one--of these.

  

  2026-05-21 09:11

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  bee rejected

  What they probably need to add is a "scratch and dent sale" aisle.

  2026-05-20 15:37

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  mouth hot

  MMM... Huy Fong sriracha

  2026-05-20 10:26

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  Who wants a dull and colorless World?

  "Any color the customer wants, as long as it’s black.” - Henry Ford

  2026-05-19 21:19

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  The absolute state of things

  My parents were divorced boomers off doing their own thing. I lived with my grandmothers sister (next door to my grandparents). Most of the people I grew up with were WWII generation. Imagine the surprise that I was in for...

  2026-05-19 18:39

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  80085

  Yes, those are some huge.. um... eyes.

  2026-05-19 18:18

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  Say no to deviancy

  

  2026-05-19 08:59

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  My Wifi works great now

  Its just ether from the ethernet.

  2026-05-16 12:45

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  Everyone can go to blazes

  Let's just normalize not getting married. It's a raw deal for men. Never sign a contract where the other party only benefits from breaking it.

  2026-05-15 14:05

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  Haha

  But why?

  2026-05-15 10:58

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  Denver rocks ass

  Downvoting for putting that stupid Suzanne Vega song in my head. It will probably be stuck there for the rest of the day.

  2026-05-15 09:35

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  Haha

  There was an awesome version of the Odyssey made back in 2000. It's called "Oh Brother, Where art Thou?".

  2026-05-14 13:41

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  Average mayor activities

  I got her party affiliation from Wikipedia, not Twitter you fking git. "Name that party" refers to the way that the propogandist media reports the news. Both parties have their crooks. But when a Republican crook gets busted the party name is in the first paragraph of the story, but when a Democrat crook gets busted the party name usually isn't mentioned in the story at all.

  2026-05-14 10:43

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  dang

  No idea. I haven't seen anyone from my high school in over 30 years, and God willing I never will again.

  2026-05-14 09:34

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  Life changing nonsense

  Kermit's proctologist.

  2026-05-14 08:27

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  family lore

  #women

  2026-05-14 08:23

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  deadly cocktail

  "In my experience I have known of five cases of women murdered by their devoted husbands, and twenty-two husbands murdered by their devoted wives. So thank you, non. The marriage, it is not for me." (Hercule Poirot)

  2026-05-14 08:22

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  Title goes here

  "Many were increasingly of the opinion that they’d all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans." (Douglas Adams)

  2026-05-13 15:00

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  beer excuse

  Time off for brewing beer is a must in a benefits package.

  2026-05-13 11:04

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  Where u go???!!!

  You just did.

  2026-05-13 10:55

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  I wouldn't say friend. More like....under new management

  Why u axe me dat?

  2026-05-13 10:50

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  Small town gameplay

  We're going ninety miles an hour down a deadend road. What's the hurry, son... where you gonna go? We're gonna howl at the moon. Shoot out the light. It's a small town Saturday night. (Hal Ketchum)

  2026-05-13 10:30

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  Average mayor activities

  Name that party.

  2026-05-13 10:12

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  Labour destuction

  If only. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

  2026-05-13 09:55

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  oooha huha

  Throw another one of those dank bushes on the fire. Make everyone happy.

  2026-05-13 09:51

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  Modern crap is also retarded too

  Yeah, the Dancing Hamster, the Rickroll, LoLcats, Cheezburger, All Your Base, Baby Cha Cha, Leroy Jenkins, Pancake Bunny... We didn't start the fire. It was always burning since the net's been churning....

  2026-05-13 09:49

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  Irony

  I cancel streaming services right after I subscribe to them. If I'm still watching at the end of the month I can always hit the resubscribe button. They bank on you forgetting about them.

  2026-05-13 09:28

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  rabbit propaganda

  Yeah, sure. And they would get laid more if they wore pretty dresses to. Here's a clue, Doc - people generally want the other sex to be different.

  2026-05-13 08:38

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  comedy died

  Thanks. Shot right over my head.

  2026-05-12 13:13

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  tip guilt

  I don't have a problem with the tipping so much as the "service fees" that the sign mentions - trying to jack the bill up at the register after the sale.

  2026-05-12 09:28

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  Audacity

  I worked in an auto shop in the 90's, and we would occasionally have women that would demand that we fix their car even though they couldn't pay. They have everyone else paying for their rent, their food, and their healthcare, so why not their auto repairs as well?

  2026-05-08 11:06

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  Valid crash out

  Not surprising these days. Things that are safer for a man than marriage in 2026: Sky diving, Bull riding, Bungee jumping, Cliff Diving, Motocross, and Mountain climbing.

  2026-05-07 13:54

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  Harley Davisdon looks better

  If your sister is dry, maybe switch to your mom you sick SOB.

  2026-05-07 02:19

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  Harley Davisdon looks better

  Nah. Women want anything that's on tv. They would date Mr Hanky given the chance.

  2026-05-07 02:13

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  hmmmm

  ... And how did I get home last night anyway?

  2026-05-06 18:28

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  pillow romance

  Good night sock...

  2026-05-06 10:00

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  AI

  Blackjack and hookers.

  2026-05-06 09:13

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  Bottom comment is restarted

  Sadly, this confusion is frequently used to sell government policies and regulations to the populace. "Mandating this or spending that will decrease injuries by 90%". Meanwhile injuries are already .00001%.

  2026-05-06 09:10

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  Zero awareness build

  When I was young I used to stop at this small shop every day for a soda. The gorgeous clerk behind the counter would be incredibly sweet and flirty one day, and cold and rude the next. It wasn't until the day the shop closed and moved that I saw the two of them together. It's a shame - if I'd have known I would have asked the sweet one out on a date.

  2026-05-06 09:02

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  meeting goblin

  #Women

  2026-05-06 08:26

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  Free but deliver

  Hold it for me for two days first.

  2026-05-05 09:04

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  Useless skill unlocked

  I already speak motorboat.

  2026-05-05 08:52

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  True story

  YOU can shave your dick off and draw a new one on. I'll keep what I have, thanks.

  2026-05-05 08:42

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  Grandma was genius

  Right. But that's part of why grandma's key wallet isn't so useful anymore. People used to carry at least an ignition key and car door key (for one or two cars), and house key. Today the car keys are combined into bricks that don't fit in the wallet.

  2026-05-04 16:16

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  You just can't change my mind

  Why do you tag everything "Trump"? It sort of defeats the purpose of tags.

  2026-05-04 13:14

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  Grandma was genius

  Today's car keys don't fit in them.

  2026-05-04 11:55

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  Shitblizzard is coming

  No confusion at all. They marry the one who will support them and cheat on him with the one who won't.

  2026-05-03 10:34

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