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  Troll brain

  It tases like salty warm snot

  2012-05-18 01:06

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  Never Gets Old

  Touch boobs first time:

  2012-05-17 11:49

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  Satan

  

  2012-05-17 11:19

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  Walmart

  Though it seems like they have less cashiers, they have more stations to compensate for larger traffic.. I have seen every lane full before...

  2012-05-17 03:20

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  Car logo

  See? Americans arent the olny retarded country!

  2012-05-17 03:18

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  ex gf calls, you know what to do.

  and you guys whine about forever alone

  2012-05-14 14:53

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  thats wha im talking about

  ^ 12 year olds

  2012-05-14 14:52

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  curvey not puking

  Who says you need to be actracted to what society tells you? Are you a hipster?

  2012-05-14 13:59

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  bgbhvhb

  I fell bad for non gun owners, cuz I do that all the time!

  2012-05-14 13:57

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  reddit

  I use 4chan

  2012-05-13 01:37

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  so true

  Im pretty sure the "guys" dont want to hear a depressing sprliral of abuse leading to 3 attempted suicides...

  2012-05-04 03:42

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  Students should revolt.

  Becuase its in fucking Hawaii, guess what the rent, subsequent pay and utilitys cost?

  2012-05-02 03:01

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  zoidberg

  Need a ride? Why not zoidberg?

  2012-05-01 12:34

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  i hate my feet

  I know that feel bro... But you kbow what they say about shoe size and penis size?

  2012-05-01 12:32

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  KONY 2012's impact on Reddit in a nutshell

  Someone is a hipster sheep

  2012-04-30 21:53

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  They do exist!

  Try fucking Portland Oregon... 98% of the population are hipsters

  2012-04-30 21:48

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  Fight Club

  Have not seen fight club, knew all the kony people were sheep.anyway

  2012-04-30 21:47

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  religion like a penis

  On a side note, atheism is considered a religion

  2012-04-30 21:19

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  lol

  Todays music is shit? Coldplay deathcab for cutie, radiohead, daftpunk, I can go on

  2012-04-30 13:00

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  keeping me alive

  The whole point is saying that (I think) Is that God gave him the idea to look for the deasease

  2012-04-30 12:15

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  true world map

  Anyone who really bielives that this is what we think.. Is effectively as stupid as they are trying to make us out to be

  2012-04-30 12:11

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  Agreed

  "no thats an ak47-u" me: "really? So it has a stamped reciver and soild steel gas operated bolt? What roumd does it fire? And if is an aku, then tell me why in the fuck it has a solid walunt stock... Cod dumbass"

  2012-04-30 03:21

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  homeless man, have fun!

  Honestly who are we to judge? I saw a homeless man in a store and asked him how he was.. He said hr was maby gonna buy beer so I gave him 6 dollars.. Becuase I know if I was homeless I would want to drown my sorrow

  2012-04-30 03:13

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  Lolx

  I am pretty sure that rastas would be smart enough to smoke annything made out of cough suryp and battery acid

  2012-04-30 02:53

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  mom

  My parents are divorced.. So this graph is nil

  2012-04-30 02:48

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  Silly peasant

  Ach! That be a kilt laddie!

  2012-04-30 02:44

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  Beam me up

  I asked a girl out yesterday.. She said she needed to think about it.... What do?

  2012-04-30 02:40

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  ty

  No, becuase there would be more supply, farmers could grow it commercially, and the stores fighiting for coustomrs would drive price down

  2012-04-29 13:13

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  True Story

  This chick had stopped on the side of the road in a dark SUV, at dusk.. I pull over and tell her "turn on you're hazard lights ma'mm, you're viechle is hard to see" she says " I cant becuase the car wont start"

  2012-04-28 12:48

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  sad story

  Kevin bacon dont die!!!

  2012-04-27 03:03

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  98'?

  Im glad im not a young fag.. Respect your elders gents, they will respect back

  2012-04-27 03:01

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  FORD

  I replaced a engine and swapped a tranny on a 87 vw sroicco diesel...and I own a ford

  2012-04-27 02:59

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  haha

  I am op.. And I feel shame for posting this.. After I did I saw that it was disturbing... Now I cant remove it.. Feels bad man

  2012-04-27 02:56

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  I think so..!!

  made my day

  2012-04-26 11:33

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  Whore

  Thats why we love you @bluemage

  2012-04-26 02:28

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  zombies aint..got shit on me

  Seei.g how you have to clean an m system weapon every 2k rounds... No youbare doing it wrong

  2012-04-25 13:21

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  Dubsteppers

  Amd bassnectar

  2012-04-25 13:16

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  call of duty

  Please tell me how you know the diffrence between an ak-47 and an akm

  2012-04-25 13:13

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  tldr

  Lol found them on a religious pilgrimage with a quadparapeligic hooker

  2012-04-23 18:19

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  truth

  Its not an amomi..atio.... Its just a sin (like stealing or killing people or lying)

  2012-04-23 18:12

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  lol

  I call it football we use the metric system (nust not on the roads) pixza is not a vegtiable now please shut the fuck up

  2012-04-23 02:13

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  Black guy taking car

  You dont take a car to a body shop ofr a lube job...

  2012-04-20 02:29

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  terror

  If this were on 9gag it would go like this "Americans arw so dumb, I bet they hunt terrorists from thier armchairs, and the terreroists are Mexicans hhahahaha" raceist bastards...

  2012-04-20 02:27

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  damn..

  Redneck: I dun git it

  2012-04-19 23:06

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  a

  Wow! so Americans arent the olnt stupid people in the world!

  2012-04-19 12:59

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  Philosoraptor

  (as far as the us is concerned) there is a seperation of state and religion (tgus making marrage lisences complete bullshit)

  2012-04-19 12:56

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  someday

  @Corey exept to kill a mockingbird has nothi..g to do with killing birds (exept like o.e paragraph)

  2012-04-19 12:54

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  Y u no dead?

  Fiber, or colon clense now.. You could get colon cancer....

  2012-04-19 02:33

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  Crushing my Dreams

  Easy, say you ment youre cat

  2012-04-18 15:51

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  ....

  I am a winner!

  2012-04-15 13:11

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  Epic grandad is epic

  @apple.. Well if he bilieved in annything, he is in a better place man... Thats what helps me out...

  2012-04-15 04:17

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  music back then>>music now

  The reason you see "shit music"is becyase you are olny looking at the bad.. They all had bad music too.. But we have stuff like death cab of cutie and ColdPlay, radiohead and Megadeth, daftpunk and justice, the list goes on

  2012-04-14 16:52

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  Call of Trolling

  Call of kony, battle for the children

  2012-04-13 18:04

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  Gas Pump Troll

  In Oregon (state of the USA) we cannot pump our own gas for some reason... There are attendants to do it for us... I hate it

  2012-04-13 16:31

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  Surely Kony Can't Beat Bin Laden's World Record

  

  2012-04-12 19:38

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  obama is a cactus

  @bluemage I knew of a German man who thought the same thing.....

  2012-04-12 17:21

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  obama is a cactus

  Not all Americans are dumb however.. There are bound to be unintelligent beople when you have a group of 300 million though.... If you dont life here, and just trust wjat youre media says, or by the tourist s (who.yhe rich o.es are stupid mostly) so by saying that "Americans are dumb" you are no worse than The "Americans" you talk about

  2012-04-12 16:39

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  Redneck Randall

  I live in America... And know no one like this.....

  2012-04-10 00:21

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  Great Feeling!

  Yeah sure "poked"

  2012-04-09 16:03

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  y

  She would be mad either way

  2012-04-09 15:59

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  Whaddfuq

  Thank you for claryifying exeptions good sir

  2012-04-09 03:24

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  Choose

  As far as what I understand... Christans dont hate gays... Just some people.. Like baptists.. And catholics

  2012-04-08 18:10

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  Two Dammes High

  Yall dont get it... Cluade van damne

  2012-04-08 17:58

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  Lmao

  Exept pencils arent permenant, fade with time, and cannot write on anu surface

  2012-04-07 21:31

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