Contrary to popular beliefs, computer Wizards are bad at magic. By Jackfae2024-05-01 18:35 27% (339) Orb Is BackOrb
A portly wizard just conjured a basketball. He must be a sportscaster By Jackfae2024-04-30 19:36 56% (396) Orb Is BackOrbLotr
How does a wizard have casual sex? He hits it and quidditch By Jackfae2024-04-30 19:28 50% (448) Orb Is BackOrb
I think my neighbor is a wizard. Was following behind in the tractor and he turned into a field By Jackfae2024-04-30 19:20 24% (378) Orb Is BackOrb
What do you call a wizard who raises horses from the dead? Neighcromancer By Jackfae2024-04-30 19:20 27% (405) Orb Is BackOrb
Did you hear about the wizard who directed a film? He really made movie magic By Jackfae2024-04-30 19:20 35% (479) Orb Is BackOrb
Why did the wizard lose his job? He got outsourced By Jackfae2024-04-30 19:20 30% (440) Orb Is BackOrbLotr
Don't anger a programming wizard. If you remove it, they just recurse. By Jackfae2024-04-30 19:20 28% (454) Orb Is BackOrb
A Wizards company went bankrupt. He had to let his staff go. By Jackfae2024-04-30 19:20 25% (430) Orb Is BackOrb
Only an American could have written the Wizard of Oz. Otherwise, it'd be the wizard of 28g. By Jackfae2024-04-30 19:20 22% (436) Orb Is BackOrb
What's the worst thing about being an illiterate wizard? You can't spell By Jackfae2024-04-30 19:20 20% (405) Gorb Is BackGorbOrb
Once, there was a battle between a wizard who could control the past and one who could control the future. It was intense By Jackfae2024-04-30 16:37 35% (380) Orb Is BackOrb
Have you heard about the wizard named Sloppy Joe? He was a manwich By Jackfae2024-04-30 16:37 36% (390) Orb Is BackOrb
How did the wizard pay for his new robe? With spell check By Jackfae2024-04-30 16:36 29% (378) Orb Is BackOrb
Why did the wizard take his broom to the therapist? It had a lot of sweeping issues. By Jackfae2024-04-30 16:36 39% (395) Orb Is BackOrb
How do you know a wizard is lying? You can see right through them! By Jackfae2024-04-30 16:36 31% (416) Orb Is BackOrb
Why are mixed race Wizards ineffective? They can only half cast By Jackfae2024-04-30 15:04 61% (296) OrbOrb Is Back