Swipe for Fun!

Kids are fucking expensive. I mean, I don't have any, thank Satan. But I totally should. I have been careless on the pull-out more than I care to admit. Maybe I'm sterile? I hope not, but also I hope so. I don't think I want kids.

By fotsworth 2018-01-10 04:30

Kids are fucking expensive. I mean, I don't have any, thank Satan. But I totally should. I have been careless on the pull-out more than I care to admit. Maybe I'm sterile? I hope not, but also I hope so. I don't think I want kids. - meme

88% (1645)

Related memes:

Up in the cloud. I just wanna make love in the morning, work til the evening, and then watch the sun go down.

I fucking love the Taco Bell. I'm borderline addicted. Glad I'm not super fat. Def got some chub on me. But nothing starving myself a day or two won't solve.

Vacuums suck... Sorry. I guess I'll just hang myself now. My favorite movie of all time? Weird thing to ask. I'd probably say Strange Brew, eh. The meme potential is huge.

Most sharks are or of my league too. Cept for great whites. They're sluts. Just a little blood on you and they'll suck yo dick all night. I want a challenge. Never been with a tiger shark, I got jungle fever.