Good day, sir/madam. Do you remember that face you thought you saw in the dark last night? I just want to re-assure you that it was nothing to be alarmed about, I was just placing some peanut butter to the bottom of your bed. By .iHaveSkittlesPox2012-10-16 16:00 95% (1455) Nutella
Bro, do you see that huge spider on the wall?.. no?.. well, I shit you not it was RIGHT THERE, better check under your bed.... By .iHaveSkittlesPox2012-10-15 12:00 92% (818) Zombie
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did you see that person at the foot of your bed last night? Yeah me either... By .iHaveSkittlesPox2012-10-03 04:01 92% (534) Wnagd