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  YES PERFECT KEK

  While it's true that women are predisposed to have a higher percentage of body fat than men (it's good for bearing and feeding children), it doesn't excuse you turning into a whale.

  2017-02-19 08:00

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  Tough life

  They're both pieces of shit. But Clinton was slightly less of one.

  2016-11-10 20:17

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  Workload is insane though

  Most of my college professors are infinitely more lenient than my high school teachers. One said to not show up if you know what you're doing so most of the class came once a week.

  2016-10-29 01:25

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  ‰

  Well, only ghosts can kill Pacman so with him you're invincible.

  2016-10-24 06:45

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  Tittle

  In the shape of an "L" on her forehead.

  2016-10-21 06:07

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  Time capsule

  I have one of those in my desk drawer.

  2016-10-13 05:45

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  You can quit, I believe in you!

  Vaping is definitely not great for your lungs. But it's waaaaaaaaay better than smoking if you're going to consume nicotine.

  2016-09-23 15:23

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  ..

  She was seen needing help into her car while leaving a 9/11 memorial event. According to her campaign she has walking pneumonia.

  2016-09-15 07:06

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  Apple morons with their Apple crap

  I would rather the world not be ruled by Cybermen, thank you very much.

  2016-09-10 06:46

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  Snakes, Snakes Everywhere

  I am not surprised by this, if it's true. I had very high marks until high school and science classes screwed my GPA over. I cheated a few times because my mother threatened to put me back on ADHD meds that made me sick if I couldn't keep my grades up.

  2016-08-22 07:32

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  Khakis. Khakis everywhere.

  I'm all for equal treatment of transgendered individuals but sports seems like a strange grey area.

  2016-06-12 03:04

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  True

  Usually grammar doesn't annoy me so much, but I've seen this phraseology misused in a lot of memes lately. You don't need, and shouldn't use" "like" at the end of those phrases. Either use "How it looks" or "What it looks like."

  2016-06-11 06:23

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  F**king feminazis

  Thank you. Real feminism aims for equality, and is perhaps more accurately labeled egalitarianism. Though I wouldn't blame gender inequality for male genital mutilation. That's more of a religion issue.

  2016-06-02 02:33

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  Moon pie

  When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore.

  2016-05-15 14:07

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  I work at a sandwhich spot

  At least it means you're not pregnant

  2016-05-06 02:19

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  Spider thug life

  Spiderman can lift 20 tons, while Captain America can only lift 1200 pounds.

  2016-04-29 13:45

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  Corruption

  The squirrel was paying off the cop to leave him alone.

  2016-04-22 02:03

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  Days of old.

  He did it in Germany, where it is illegal. He was just fined and let go it sounds like.

  2016-04-18 11:25

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  Literal Feminazi

  Feminism isn't wrong. Real feminists, who believe in equality and acknowledge that women do have advantages over men, are not bad. Feminazis like these are the problem.

  2016-04-09 20:26

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  so inspiring

  Everyone has the right to be whatever weight they want, but I have the right to think it looks gross.

  2016-03-30 14:56

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  kek

  I believe the joke is that Jennette was the blonde chick on iCarly with Miranda Cosgrove and she's acting like a fangirl.

  2016-03-25 00:36

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  Doctor who - weeping angel love story

  Ah, I must have misremembered the episode. I now recall that Amy and Rory dies before the day they were sent back. In "Blink" there was one that did die the day he was originally sent back so that's where I got my original impression.

  2016-03-24 02:04

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  Doctor who - weeping angel love story

  Not again, but you would live as long as you were meant to. You're not sent back to a random time though. You're sent back however many more years you were going to live so you die on the day you were originally touched by the angel.

  2016-03-23 06:06

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  Seriously? Some people don't think.

  And I was going to a private university (more expensive, but they gave me massive scholarships) so I didn't want to pay tens of thousands of dollars out of pocket just to take a couple classes.

  2016-03-16 19:10

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  Seriously? Some people don't think.

  As a part time student you don't get nearly as much financial aid. A good number of grants and scholarships require you to be a full time student. Example, I would have lost $36,000 worth of financial aid and scholarships if I hadn't been full time.

  2016-03-16 19:09

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  Seriously? Some people don't think.

  Note: I mixed up my numbers above. It's 15 hours, not 25, and 30-45 hours, not 40-55. Still a substantial load.

  2016-03-16 11:54

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  Seriously? Some people don't think.

  1-2 hours a day. So trying to work a full time job on top of being a full time student is incredibly difficult.

  2016-03-16 11:48

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  Seriously? Some people don't think.

  hours a week. Some class loads are even larger depending on a major and if you're in any sort of music or drama program you're screwed. The orchestra at my last school (worth 1 credit) met for two 2.5 hour rehearsals a week and they expected us to practice

  2016-03-16 11:47

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  Seriously? Some people don't think.

  Let's say you take about 15 credits as a full time student, three 5 credit classes that have you in class an average of an hour a day, so 25 hours a week. Then they expect 1-2 hours of work outside of class per credit. Class alone is expected to take 40-55

  2016-03-16 11:46

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  lay the foundation pupper

  Lay the foundation pupper

  2016-03-14 03:55

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  :v

  Well, until it happens in the comics we won't know for sure. But Ghost Rider couldn't do his soul burning thing to Deadpool so maybe he could also pick up the hammer.

  2016-03-07 06:07

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  @my brother

  I had a similar experience. My old car was only worth $2000 and apparently needed $1500 worth of maintenance.

  2016-03-02 18:41

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  got to be the bern

  It was for a private college, which tend to cost more. It was close to home which is why I chose it. Public colleges cost significantly less, but also don't give as much financial aid and scholarships so sometimes it's a toss up.

  2016-02-23 04:41

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  got to be the bern

  The college I went to, without financial aid, would have cost me $37,000 a year, and that's living off campus. Luckily I got scholarships and aid that lowered it to more like $1,000 a semester.

  2016-02-23 04:35

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  got to be the bern

  Bernie Sanders. He's one of the democratic candidates for president in the USA.

  2016-02-23 04:10

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  Days of old.

  Giving the Nazi salute is illegal in Germany. I think this was a Canadian guy who did it outside their parliament and ended up getting a fine and was in police custody for several hours.

  2016-02-10 13:08

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  Well he did

  Don't mind this comment, I thought I knew the movie and then I didn't.

  2016-01-29 08:41

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  ......

  Signs like this are put up by non-police officers as a courtesy to drivers. It's usually meant to annoy cops.

  2016-01-29 08:39

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  ......

  The sign is warning oncoming traffic that cops usually set up a speed trap behind said sign. So it gives cars a chance to slow down.

  2016-01-29 02:36

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  nail goals

  I think they're pretty cool as well. I just don't see how people have the time to do it.

  2016-01-28 01:17

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  nail goals

  Who has time to do their nails in these intricate ways and keep them up?

  2016-01-27 22:03

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  Smart

  I'm lucky that I got a boatload of financial aid and scholarships. Tuition only cost my $1k this semester.

  2016-01-27 18:27

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  Follow me for more deadpool, Jk I post whatever I want

  The kid whose complaint to his mother launched this petition doesn't have any disease, making this even more ridiculous. Some people are saying that a pg13 version would "save" the movie because it would give it a wider audience.

  2016-01-25 09:08

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  How much does $20 get you

  I prefer "Grandpa's Ashes" as the white card here.

  2016-01-22 04:19

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  how to get a boy to have sex with you

  Some couples who want to split choose to stay together so that their child won't grow up with a divided household. Here they don't have a child to do that for, but don't want to bother with splitting up. So they try for a kid to use as an excuse.

  2016-01-19 08:02

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  What would you do if you won the powerball?

  I don't think there's any rule against it, but it is highly discouraged because emotions can cloud a doctor's judgement when treating a family member or anyone close to them.

  2016-01-14 04:37

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  ...

  And don't get purebred dogs. They're produced on puppy farms that don't let them reproduce with other breeds, which leads to lots of incest and lots of health problems for the dogs.

  2016-01-07 13:56

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  fuck it. .

  While I respect whatever gender someone identifies as, there were so many women more deserving than Jenner of that reward. So many.

  2016-01-07 06:08

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  The more you know

  Maybe it's ranch?

  2016-01-03 16:10

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  Pie time!

  Actually, within the series is a series of books titled "Supernatural," written about them by a prophet. There's also an episode where they are sent to our world and work on the set of "Supernatural." So technically they do know what "Supernatural" is.

  2016-01-03 04:22

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  Crazy

  It costs $70,000 for a group of seven, so that'd be $10,000 each. But a solo climber pays $25,000. However, these prices include more than just the permit. Permits are $11,000 per climber in Nepal or $7,000 per climber in Tibet.

  2015-12-31 22:29

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  Princess Fiona

  There's an ellipses after that, so I think she was 22 when she married Shrek, but 7 when she was put in the tower.

  2015-12-28 22:58

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  Yes I transform into Jack Nicholson sometimrs

  I've had teachers call in class work "homework", just because it can be an overarching term meaning assignments.

  2015-12-19 17:27

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  Yes I transform into Jack Nicholson sometimrs

  It could be in class homework.

  2015-12-19 16:48

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  For all eternity

  That's Fashion Santa, from Toronto. He's a male model and is doing a charity event that every time someone takes a self with him with the hash tag FashionSanta he donates $1 to a children's charity (up to $10k).

  2015-12-14 19:00

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  bitch please

  I would suggest looking up "Adam Ruins Everything, Engagement Rings" on YouTube. It's a funny look into what a hoax engagement and wedding rings are.

  2015-12-13 07:21

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  me at school everyday

  I thought this movie was funny, but to each their own.

  2015-12-07 16:06

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  me at school everyday

  Don't mind this comment. The app decided to post the above one twice.

  2015-12-07 15:37

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  me at school everyday

  For anyone wondering, the movie is "The Heat."

  2015-12-07 15:36

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  Title

  I prefer actual books, but as a college student having a Kindle has saved me a lot of money. E-textbooks are much cheaper than a physical copy.

  2015-12-07 05:04

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  Buy an Apple product or take a vacation

  How on earth do you expect to get roundtrip tickets to Europe for $600? A one way ticket to england from where I am costs $800.

  2015-12-04 18:37

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  so I've been playing dark souls 2 sotfs lately and it see...

  The age of consent in Japan is 13 overall, but in some places like Tokyo legal adults are prohibited from having sex with anyone under 17.

  2015-12-03 13:01

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  girls these days....

  Abusive relationships are incredibly hard to get out of. The abuser generally makes the victim feel like they deserve the abuse and are very manipulative. My mother wasn't able to leave her abusive partner until she had me and that motivated her.

  2015-12-02 16:30

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  Fucking dumbasses.

  For the first half, they do need paperwork on file to be able to give disability placards. The second half was just stupid on the part of the DMV employee.

  2015-11-30 11:11

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  Seriously?

  Well, they seem to work in food service. I wouldn't want someone remotely sick anywhere near my food.

  2015-11-26 13:43

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  overly attached girlfriend

  I am lucky to have yet avoided having a partner who interprets "space" as that. Though I wouldn't wish that situation on anyone. Thank you for the wish of luck

  2015-11-26 09:31

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  overly attached girlfriend

  Some people just need space and if the overly attached partner doesn't allow that it becomes a problem. I'm the overly attached one in my relationship and my partner is introverted and needs a lot of personal time; it's difficult but worth it.

  2015-11-26 09:24

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  Secure your Shit.

  There's an interesting theory that says that Agent Smith was the One, not Neo. It has such evidence as the Oracle telling Neo he's not the One and the fact that Agent Smith can manipulate the Matrix itself on such a larger scale than Neo, like at the end.

  2015-11-25 13:05

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  We found the real santa,now kill him

  Why so? I was merely giving information that I thought was useful and relevant. If you took offense I assure you I meant to cause nothing of the sort.

  2015-11-22 18:45

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  We found the real santa,now kill him

  It is actually spelled "Claus." "Clause" on the other hand is a particular and separate article, stipulation, or proviso in a treaty, bill, or contract. You may have thought it was spelled with an "e" because of the popular movie "The Santa Clause."

  2015-11-22 18:27

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  SouvernirtEacher

  When I was in the fourth grade we had this horrible teacher who always yelled at us. One day she knocked over a box in anger and when I tried to hello by picking it up she grabbed me by the hair and chucked me across the room. She "retired" the next year.

  2015-11-21 16:58

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  title is sexy

  You are correct, sir.

  2015-11-20 18:21

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  He's right you know

  Taking in the Jews that we turned away would have saved their lives. Does that mean nothing?

  2015-11-19 20:59

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  The sweet release of death

  I had a zero hour class for a whole year, so it started at 6:45.

  2015-11-17 16:43

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  The sweet release of death

  One year when I was in high school the school board had the chance to change the time that school started. The options were to stay with 8 AM or go to 7:45, 8:15, or 9. They chose 7:45.

  2015-11-17 04:04

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  *puke rainbows*

  I don't use emulators anymore. Last time I did a Trojan was downloaded onto my computer.

  2015-11-14 11:55

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  5th comment gives good bjs

  Sass master.

  2015-11-14 00:48

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  SO HARD

  I believe it stems from religious ideologies. To covet thy neighbor's wife is to commit adultery. Basically if you fantasize about other people while in a relationship you're being unfaithful.

  2015-11-11 11:49

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  SO HARD

  Some people have a problem with their partner watching pornography. I've known people who consider watching porn equivalent to cheating.

  2015-11-11 03:22

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  I use this when writing essays

  Thank you. I'm very behind on the word count goals, but I'm catching up!

  2015-11-09 02:31

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  I use this when writing essays

  I'm participating in National Novel Writing Month, so this will be of great use to me.

  2015-11-09 02:05

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  Me neither

  Well...in the Gospel of John he calls groups of Jews that they're the children of Satan.

  2015-11-07 22:33

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  Donuts

  That's not what their website says. They're in Portland, Eugene, Denver, and Austin.

  2015-11-06 15:34

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  Donuts

  Judging by the pink box, I believe this donut comes from Voodoo Donuts in Portland, Oregon. "Good things come in pink boxes."

  2015-11-06 04:53

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  Oh shit, another Tumblr post.

  It's odd then that they would put two zeroes after the 9 when they aren't needed.

  2015-11-04 19:33

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  Oh shit, another Tumblr post.

  It's actually worth $5,526,388.50 which is still a huge amount of money. In Europe they tend to use a period instead of a comma in these cases (i.e 300,000 is 300.000)

  2015-11-04 11:30

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  G

  I didn't build mine, but the ASUS Republic of Gamers laptops were recommended to me. I needed a laptop since I commute to school and need a comp for my classes, otherwise I would have built a tower myself.

  2015-11-03 14:46

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  G

  That is true. I still have a classic xbox and friends who have an n64. Consoles can last a long time if treated nicely. Though the same goes for PCs. I have one that has lasted 10 years, though it's slow.

  2015-11-03 12:53

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  Good to know

  It's meant to have a similar strength to but different taste than drip coffee. If you like the flavor of espresso better than drip then it's good.

  2015-11-03 12:44

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  G

  Very true. Mine was $1300. But it can be used for all my games as well as everyday uses, which makes it a better investment than consoles which can be around $500 then $60 per new game.

  2015-11-03 12:37

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  No

  I'd rather pay more in taxes for a program that creates productive members of society than one that turns out felons who will struggle their entire lives to get a job because no one likes employees to have a criminal record.

  2015-10-31 04:25

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  No

  I think all drugs should be decriminalization and addiction should be treated as an illness, not a crime. Prison doesn't usually help addicts. Willing rehab does.

  2015-10-30 20:55

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  I hate that type of girls.

  She should rightfully go to prison for lying under oath, since she would have had to testify against him in a court of law.

  2015-10-22 16:38

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  Donaldtrump2k

  It's because a good number of Americans see paying taxes as the government stealing from them.

  2015-10-11 12:08

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  Thats Random

  I had a classmate whose full name was Random Waters.

  2015-10-07 19:56

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  well... at least she is hot

  She's not that bad of an actress. Bella from twilight was just a horribly flat character.

  2015-09-28 19:09

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  ...

  The anime is good, but I would highly suggest reading the manga. After the curry competition the story is extremely different.

  2015-09-17 01:03

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  Asshole

  It's Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman from the film "American Psycho".

  2015-09-12 04:30

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  .

  Naruto. The character's name is Orochimaru.

  2015-09-07 14:36

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  ...

  That's how much 1 year at my college costs, not living on campus

  2015-09-07 14:34

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