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  Madison Beer and Justin Herbert are officially engaged

  These fucking bots just keep getting worse

  2h

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  He's 5'4" tho....

  Ok... if you can't see the difference between orchestration of a global pandemic and the e jean carroll case you should just sit down

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  I Thought This Was America

  She did get supervised probation

  1d

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  When you like pizza i little to much

  The hell do you mean pizza covers all 5 food groups

  2026-07-27 17:05

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  I would never see the end of this one

  Average upload 9%..... that's quite the accomplishment.

  2026-07-27 15:52

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  Money can't buy happiness but it helps a lot

  What's a little needle directly into the brain between two happy frens

  2026-07-27 09:36

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  minimum wage

  Sooooo worked at Disney here. Most of the short characters are hot chick's paying their dues to be a "face character" like Cinderella. Tall ones though... dudes.

  2026-07-27 09:11

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  Dum, dumb and dumber

  See the thing is religious people can't fathom that you don't have a faith in something higher so they actively reject reality and project.

  2026-07-26 13:16

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  Who wants to reak of Arctic Explosion? Form a line, pleas...

  Mine smell like pine needles and whiskey

  2026-07-25 09:47

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  Woman has heart attack on the one flight packed with card...

  Congress

  2026-07-23 09:42

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  But massive data centers are "ok"?

  Ok just making sure. The amount of people on social media right now screaming that AC systems are causing global warming is actually terrifying.

  2026-07-22 13:22

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  But massive data centers are "ok"?

  You do understand that AC systems just move heat from one place to another, right? The only net heat they add is from the mechanicals. It's unclear from your comment.

  2026-07-22 13:10

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  It’s the thought that counts

  Who hurt you?

  2026-07-22 00:23

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  Nolan said IMAX and bro started sprinting

  More like the difference between a standard flat screen 16:9 and a curved wide screen 1.85:1 TV

  2026-07-21 14:33

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  ants saved her

  Ants caused more adrenaline than falling to your death from a plane? Doubt

  2026-07-20 13:24

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  Women's sports gets new broadcasting rules to stop creepy...

  Literally the only reason womens sports are still a thing

  2026-07-17 19:42

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  the odyssey ratings

  This sounds suspiciously like a critic review

  2026-07-17 19:38

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  tomato overload

  You call that a sandwich?

  2026-07-17 19:19

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  Old tech just worked

  Not at all what I was referring to. A lot of unions basically just ended up being a foothold in legitimate business for the mob.

  2026-07-16 13:43

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  Old tech just worked

  To be fair.... a lot of unions were bad.

  2026-07-15 21:32

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  skynet beta

  No it does not. The Feds own everything from the grass up. Shooting a flying drone is a felony even if it's over your property. Until they fix the laws, that is.

  2026-07-15 21:25

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  Dad has this

  See the thing is... it's 2026. Almost all commercial airliners have auto pilot and auto land. All you need to do is figure out how to turn it on.

  2026-07-15 20:51

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  How droll

  You don't know who Ana de Armas is? Boy are you in for a treat.

  2026-07-15 20:42

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  P320 uses?

  It's true. I was there. Exploded after out of battery discharge and it wasn't even loaded! What the fuck sig!?

  2026-07-12 17:24

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  wax violence

  I had to Google this and all I could find was one wax bullet duel year in 1908. Still pretty awesome

  2026-07-08 17:58

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  Here you go my aviation autists.

  Wooooow even got the queen reference. I yield, sir.

  2026-07-07 20:29

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  Get stronk

  1000rds of 124gr American Eagle 9mm ball is 30lbs and $200. I've got it sitting on the bathroom scale now.

  2026-07-04 18:05

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  250

  A European round.

  2026-07-04 17:49

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  Nyc Is Heaven Now

  While the stores in question aren't scheduled to open for another year... other states have tried and failed. Even when the state owns the building and land, pays no taxes or rent, they still can't compete with the buying power of private enterprises.

  2026-07-02 14:56

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  Basement goblin spotted

  Spent a lot of money turning a minor inconvenience into a driving hazard every time to pull in and out of your driveway and an eyesore. Truly work on the spectrum.

  2026-07-01 09:12

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  It's my car

  Why is it that it seems whenever there's some evil corpo ceo trying to despotically control your life like this it's always a woman.

  2026-06-30 16:34

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  It's because her pussy is fluorescent pink

  It's all pink in the middle

  2026-06-28 08:47

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  Dad tutorial

  The double monkey square screw drive is an advanced move

  2026-06-25 20:03

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  Trust the process

  I hate to say it but it's one more problem created by boomers. They are taking up a disproportionate amount of housing and soaking up the social security. Younger generations aren't paying enough to keep up, currently.

  2026-06-25 09:53

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  UN Food Program REJECTED Elon Musk's $6B to eliminate wor...

  They gave him a plan on how they would spend the money on NOT ENDING world hunger so they did not get the money. There was no plan to END world hunger. Just to spend $6 billion on temporary solutions.

  2026-06-21 15:13

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  Typical Obama Travesty

  Obamalith

  2026-06-21 15:08

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  Get out of me swamp

  I don't understand any of this. The reflecting pool has existed for a hundred years. Obama had it reinforced and it still grew algae and looked dark. Trump had it coated to lighten it up and now instead of black it looks green. Why is this news

  2026-06-21 09:31

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  Just A Beer

  The amount of fucking morons who show me a picture of an ID is actually astounding

  2026-06-20 23:35

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  Humiliation +100

  The guy went from nothing to literally richest man ever on nothing but a dream and sheer unadulterated will. I would follow him into hell.

  2026-06-14 02:58

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  Could be worse

  Or just set it down on the spotter arms....

  2026-06-11 16:30

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  Hotwheelz pov

  Anyone else find it strange that we didn't see a female while zooming around the house?

  2026-06-11 08:53

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  Mongers

  Let us not forget cock mongers

  2026-06-10 21:15

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  Scurvy

  What is grog except hard limeade

  2026-05-05 19:12

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  When the pot is beyond saving

  Works extra good on your Teflon pans

  2026-04-21 07:50

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  dongs in a force

  I just logged in to see what's happening... took what felt like 5 minutes of scrolling to find a post that wasn't a bot

  2026-04-20 22:32

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  Real men like pubes

  what's the point of going down there if you're not gonna get a fat face full of fur?

  2026-04-20 07:35

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  HR Legend

  It's actually not. Most "salaried" employees are managers and NLRA doesn't apply to management.

  2026-04-03 19:00

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  title

  Comment vibe check

  2026-04-02 06:41

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  Leftist logic

  Shut the fuck up you commie retard

  2026-03-30 07:13

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  dongs in a bird

  .... this is about as good as the top text bottom text frog

  2026-03-29 14:35

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  Some weaselly white-bread wimp-ass Liberal is trying to g...

  I am too. Downvotes come in waves all at once then stop forever. It's one incel mutiboxing memedroid accounts.

  2026-03-28 11:24

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  Lowes sign really said good luck figuring this out

  Is this a star citizen meme?

  2026-03-27 17:11

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  Spain future queen news

  They don't. The royal families in Spain and England are for decoration and entertainment.

  2026-03-27 08:20

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  Sometimes even the quiet ones need help

  I mean the otter visited him on at least three different docks... of course he would age

  2026-03-26 16:47

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  Teen invents battery free flashlight using body heat wins...

  You know... if you made that tech dick shaped i bet EV owners would charge their own car

  2026-03-26 07:20

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  The earth opens wider than we remember

  But what they said this time was a million cubic feet annually

  2026-03-25 18:09

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  Making friends is cursed

  You misspelled work five whole times

  2026-03-25 17:15

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  McDonalds tests robot workers in China stores

  I didn't know mcd had grape jelly

  2026-03-24 17:26

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  Classy chick

  Auracle is her handle

  2026-03-20 01:32

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  Ok

  This is Ai as FUCK. look at those giant ass bottles. Wtf

  2026-03-18 02:53

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  Let's get some nose jokes

  One of Elons baby's mommas

  2026-03-16 15:17

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  Let's get some nose jokes

  Isn't this the girl who had to sell her $100,000 tesla because she was only getting $20,000 a month in child support?

  2026-03-15 12:10

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  Where you are edukatid to speil

  Jfc I had to read that like five times before I saw the pubic

  2026-03-14 08:51

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  ROTC students stop Old Dominion gunman during campus attack

  He doesn't know what rotc is

  2026-03-13 09:20

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  Medium rare problems

  Sorry but only poor people think you have to overcook food

  2026-03-13 09:06

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  I am going to try this formula with my grandson

  Basically... Baking, ice cream making, candy making. I always have some on hand.

  2026-03-11 18:29

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  Insert funny title here

  Not the same. Not even close. Cheaper than blackout most of the time though. Beowulf = 12.7x44 BMG = 12.7x99

  2026-03-10 23:32

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  4D Cat

  Shun the non-believer

  2026-03-10 20:43

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  Expectations tall as mountains reality small as a pebble

  Homme put pronouns on his post about bite shaming

  2026-03-10 13:09

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  That lost hour we never get back

  Yea let's change it to 2pm so we can lose an hour of work instead

  2026-03-10 06:48

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  Where did the rain worms go anyway

  Come clean out my swimming pool if you want to see some worms

  2026-03-06 17:23

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  Radiohead behaviour

  

  2026-03-05 21:44

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  History according to people who skipped history

  Fall of Rome

  2026-03-03 08:20

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  You didnt have to do all that

  For fucking why? I've never been to a dq and now I refuse

  2026-03-03 08:17

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  There better be cheesy one-liners

  Oh come on... you know no one who watches the world cup could even touch a gun without literally shaking

  2026-03-02 23:28

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  shouldnt have broken in

  I love how people who know nothing about weapons always have to say "with a fully automatic assault rifle". Dipshits don't even realize that in order to be an "assault rifle" it has to be select fire and they're just being redundant.

  2026-03-02 23:25

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  Trying to be healthy while the heart feels heavy

  Flip them around. Eating right and exercising pulls you away from depression

  2026-03-02 10:30

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  I found out there are different types of obsidian and now...

  Yes

  2026-02-27 16:01

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  Hater energy gift

  Blacks with blond hair playing the same race as previously established white characters with blonde hair while simultaneously standing next to other white characters of the same didn't seem forced?

  2026-02-23 17:27

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  Hater energy gift

  What? "In George R.R. Martin’s books, Valyrians—including House Velaryon and House Targaryen—are described as having, pale skin, silver-white hair, and violet eyes."

  2026-02-23 17:09

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  Hater energy gift

  House of the dragon. They made the Velaryon's black.

  2026-02-23 13:05

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  Angels don't play haarp

  ....... Ombak Bono

  2026-02-22 12:41

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  dongs in a grandpa

  I did not have cyborg sloppy on my 2026 bingo card

  2026-02-22 11:36

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  Facts that shock every man as he gets older

  And ew secondly

  2026-02-22 11:19

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  Girls lunch table gossip vs boys lunch table silence

  No... all of that is made up. Fun fact though! Pretzels do have religious founding

  2026-02-20 11:45

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  TR3B Astra Aurora

  TR-3B Astra Aurora

  2026-02-20 06:22

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  Submit oh ye peasants. Submit

  It was the CEO of Nestle that said water is not a human right at Davos. And the WEF did also touch on water rationing.... So while not completely right, also not completely wrong.

  2026-02-19 23:29

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  Here's my new conspiracy theory. @american_nightmares is ...

  It's all about expectations. You can't be a vagina 98% of the time then just say some fucked up shit. People don't expect it and they freak out. You need to be consistent.

  2026-02-19 19:51

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  A beautiful improvement over the original.

  That tow bar though

  2026-02-19 19:42

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  Downvoting censored words out of principle

  Waiting for the clowns to come cry about how hard it is being on those other platforms

  2026-02-18 07:14

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  This Bitch is never gonna get done.

  Liiiisten as long as I get my ironclad for invictus I'll be happy. Well... and it has fewer bugs than the MOTH. Anyone got 8 pearls they want to donate to my F8 cause?

  2026-02-17 22:06

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  Spot the difference

  Oh wow you got me! Because one has more the other is totally absolved of their bullshit! I don't think I'll be killing myself but I will delight in watching what little light you have leave your beady white trash eyes

  2026-02-17 21:38

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  Spot the difference

  Oh ok we're just going to ignore the Crusades, European wars, Spanish inquisition, colonial conversions, and Salem witch hunts?

  2026-02-17 06:54

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  Found the most unhinged sign today

  Likean and his black ass little sister Likeanna

  2026-02-17 06:37

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  Survivors still waiting for accountability

  Sketchy fucking fraudster activist group(engagement farm) that lurks around on leftist platforms spewing ai generated sewage while shilling merchandise. Very telling for OP

  2026-02-16 19:07

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  Survivors still waiting for accountability

  Osmosis

  2026-02-16 18:57

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  The cutest garbage disposal you've ever seen

  Rabbit shit, actually

  2026-02-16 11:40

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  When a game just tells a story

  You look at it like a retarded woke skank?

  2026-02-16 11:38

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  Corporate cat strategy

  Can we all agree to cut this shit out? It really is dumb af. Just tell me what your job was and what kind of projects you did. I promise you if can figure the rest out without all the bloat jargon

  2026-02-16 11:31

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  PSA

  The fucking thing will melt in 45 seconds

  2026-02-16 00:52

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