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  Dongs In An Hr Foid

  I'm going my part

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  THIS....

  Muhammad Potato Head

  2026-09-10 18:16

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  Title goes here

  I don't necessarily need a round in the chamber pointed at my balls while also submitting it to intense vibrations and possible severe impacts. I'm guessing you've never touched a gun before

  2026-09-10 17:49

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  Physics enters the chat

  Amount of circular burners in commercial kitchen applications... zero

  2026-09-10 15:52

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  Penny was CIA

  

  2026-09-08 16:20

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  Budget went somewhere

  3 months? I wish I had that with my employees. Day 1 that shit is fucked

  2026-09-04 09:44

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  Research

  You got an upvote!

  2026-09-02 13:17

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  Lol

  We have da internet quesadilla here oh left right

  2026-09-02 13:13

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  Controller stick drift has entered the chat

  TMR the new tech. Hall old news.

  2026-09-01 17:43

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  It's not hypocrisy when they simply beleive they get thei...

  Don't have time to read your memes but you have time to proofread the titles of others. Got it

  2026-09-01 17:41

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  If lunch is my time then I'm taking it at 4:30

  Employer is required to offer the break but the employee is usually not required to take it. State laws differ though and it opens up liability later when the employee claims they were not allowed the break so most companies just force the break.

  2026-08-28 10:17

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  Those damn Canadians.

  Do it. You won't. No balls.

  2026-08-27 18:04

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  absolute unit

  That's a dent. I believe the story is that they ended up shooting out his legs to take him down because he forgot to armor below his balls.

  2026-08-25 19:57

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  Maternity leave just evolved into eternity leave

  100% I've worked places with 12 weeks maternity leave... there were females that were just perpetually pregnant and took every second of those 12 weeks every year in addition to their normal pto.

  2026-08-25 18:10

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  dongs in a panda

  True. Dichromats. The panda will appear green to them not white. The black breaks up their shape.

  2026-08-25 13:34

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  Career goals updated

  Let's all get in a circle and describe our energy today with one word

  2026-08-25 08:54

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  You can't spell meme without me

  All these fucking goobers do is self suck now. Rip memedroid

  2026-08-23 20:28

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  Former China billionaire gets life in prison after Evergr...

  China created new laws in 2021 that was the major catalyst.

  2026-08-21 19:17

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  Former China billionaire gets life in prison after Evergr...

  I'd say maybe a bit of both.

  2026-08-21 06:38

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  A BIG CRASH IS ON THE WAY....

  This could be the first thing you've ever posted that made me laugh. Keep it up

  2026-08-20 10:00

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  Luigi Mangione state murder trial postponed indefinitely

  No... he pleaded guilty to the killing on federal charges. The state is also charging him with murder. He already faces life in Federal prison on the first charge. Stalking resulting in death and Second Degree Murder are similar charges.

  2026-08-20 08:23

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  Media and military guests held at gunpoint at Space Force...

  Headline should read "Media Caravan Who Proceeded Through Gate Before Authorization Were Detained"

  2026-08-20 08:15

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  AI needs your water

  

  2026-08-19 19:03

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  Corporate math strikes again

  We aren't talking small business here. They literally have the prices mapped out and presented the "new normal" at ISC2026. Ram will never return to pre-ai boom pricing. Not even close.

  2026-08-19 16:48

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  here we go

  Neck up shot. Guaranteed cow.

  2026-08-19 16:12

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  Corporate math strikes again

  I do manage business. That is my profession. The risk to increasing production is largely mitigated by future contracts, in this case. Supply has already been allocated for the next three years. There's a point where caution gives way to greed.

  2026-08-19 16:08

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  Corporate math strikes again

  Yea well... those businesses flat out refuse to increase production because it would drive prices down. Way to defend corporate greed though. Proud of you.

  2026-08-19 15:25

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  AI needs your water

  Fake and :gay:

  2026-08-19 15:23

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  Felon Musk

  Well I think he also wanted world hunger "ended" the proposal was a very temporary measure and would require the same or more funding repeatedly.

  2026-08-19 10:25

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  Maga Terrorist Cult

  I already said I was in. You don't have to keep convincing me.

  2026-08-18 20:27

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  You were conquered fair and square. You are too weak

  Holy shit there's a lot of Israeli propaganda on here today

  2026-08-17 14:43

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  The doublethink is wild

  Weird this map is slightly different than the other posts of the same exact meme today

  2026-08-17 14:27

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  Bro just discovered something worth more than every data ...

  Simply identifying as a woman does not make it true

  2026-08-13 17:25

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  Hahaha lol

  Well then explain the blue checkmark, Atheist!

  2026-08-13 16:39

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  keep digging

  *dig through this giant pile of shit to find the least shittiest shit or the shit you're willing to settle with.

  2026-08-12 07:47

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  Not my problem today

  Correct. He answered the call, set clear boundaries, and ended the call.

  2026-08-11 11:36

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  Not my problem today

  Because a man doesn't avoid his problems.

  2026-08-11 09:41

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  balanced apparently

  Because I only do actual work two days

  2026-08-10 08:22

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  Boomer economics explained

  My parents had some dumb shit like that... turns out you CAN microwave it. The filigree burns off eventually.

  2026-08-10 08:21

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  Why is a Flock camera watching a playground?

  Remember when they said these things only detect vehicles and are incapable of tracking humans?

  2026-08-10 08:19

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  Spiderman brand new day was awesome

  Like... in the ear?

  2026-08-10 00:01

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  Sonic

  Deniece Waidhofer

  2026-08-08 05:37

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  Those bitching about climate change cheer an industry tha...

  So the USA farms about 90 million cows per year. I don't think you're making the point you intended to.

  2026-08-07 23:55

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  Title

  This is what they mean by equality

  2026-08-07 23:53

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  Should never have done it.....

  Fucking what? Two retards against someone who can't fight the retardation alone? I'm so confused by all of this

  2026-08-07 23:51

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  Sonic

  This chick shot herself in the head. Thanks for the reminder.

  2026-08-07 19:48

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  planet speedrun

  Electric companies have been saying the grid can't support these data centers and they WILL cause outages it's just no one is reporting on it.

  2026-08-04 09:39

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  Telegram got deleted

  Not fake news. Search engines are free

  2026-08-04 09:11

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  I was cast into a deep depression when Memedroid unexpect...

  The clearly Latina girl appropriated Hispanic culture

  2026-08-03 21:51

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  Huh...

  Yea Florida is second only to Texas in NFA registered firearms. We do love some short barrels.

  2026-08-03 21:01

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  "Extra! Extra! Extra! Read All About It! Zionist Mandami ...

  In order to be geographically accurate this would need to be a Publix. And it is not.

  2026-08-03 20:58

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  The republican party is based on lies and hate

  So that's why libtards repeat the text in posts.... TRANS WOMEN ARE REAL WOMEN TRANS WOMEN ARE REAL WOMEN TRANS WOMEN ARE REAL WOMEN TRANS WOMEN ARE REAL WOMEN TRANS WOMEN ARE REAL WOMEN TRANS WOMEN ARE REAL WOMEN

  2026-08-03 17:26

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  I was cast into a deep depression when Memedroid unexpect...

  If you watch the entire video she was taken in for possession of Xanax. There was a LONG silence and then he just waves and says bye bye. She says adios in return and he doubled her bond for what I would call no reason. Her reaction to that was stupid.

  2026-08-03 17:17

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  The goosebumps you get when the lights go out and the rac...

  Just tell them it's like falling in love... with another dude.

  2026-08-01 10:43

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  Can't unlearn that

  Did you know you have about a week before her period where you can fill the cannoli. Every month. Until we meet again

  2026-07-31 08:32

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  Depopulation is the solution - Yuval Noah Harari probably

  This is actually great. They say humans existing is "carbon neutral" because plants eat carbon and we eat plants so it's a closed cycle. COWS now on the other hand..... out of control.

  2026-07-30 18:59

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  Madison Beer and Justin Herbert are officially engaged

  These fucking bots just keep getting worse

  2026-07-29 22:48

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  He's 5'4" tho....

  Ok... if you can't see the difference between orchestration of a global pandemic and the e jean carroll case you should just sit down

  2026-07-29 22:34

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  I Thought This Was America

  She did get supervised probation

  2026-07-28 21:22

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  When you like pizza i little to much

  The hell do you mean pizza covers all 5 food groups

  2026-07-27 17:05

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  I would never see the end of this one

  Average upload 9%..... that's quite the accomplishment.

  2026-07-27 15:52

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  Money can't buy happiness but it helps a lot

  What's a little needle directly into the brain between two happy frens

  2026-07-27 09:36

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  minimum wage

  Sooooo worked at Disney here. Most of the short characters are hot chick's paying their dues to be a "face character" like Cinderella. Tall ones though... dudes.

  2026-07-27 09:11

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  Dum, dumb and dumber

  See the thing is religious people can't fathom that you don't have a faith in something higher so they actively reject reality and project.

  2026-07-26 13:16

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  Who wants to reak of Arctic Explosion? Form a line, pleas...

  Mine smell like pine needles and whiskey

  2026-07-25 09:47

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  Woman has heart attack on the one flight packed with card...

  Congress

  2026-07-23 09:42

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  But massive data centers are "ok"?

  Ok just making sure. The amount of people on social media right now screaming that AC systems are causing global warming is actually terrifying.

  2026-07-22 13:22

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  But massive data centers are "ok"?

  You do understand that AC systems just move heat from one place to another, right? The only net heat they add is from the mechanicals. It's unclear from your comment.

  2026-07-22 13:10

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  It’s the thought that counts

  Who hurt you?

  2026-07-22 00:23

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  Nolan said IMAX and bro started sprinting

  More like the difference between a standard flat screen 16:9 and a curved wide screen 1.85:1 TV

  2026-07-21 14:33

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  ants saved her

  Ants caused more adrenaline than falling to your death from a plane? Doubt

  2026-07-20 13:24

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  Women's sports gets new broadcasting rules to stop creepy...

  Literally the only reason womens sports are still a thing

  2026-07-17 19:42

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  the odyssey ratings

  This sounds suspiciously like a critic review

  2026-07-17 19:38

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  tomato overload

  You call that a sandwich?

  2026-07-17 19:19

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  Old tech just worked

  Not at all what I was referring to. A lot of unions basically just ended up being a foothold in legitimate business for the mob.

  2026-07-16 13:43

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  Old tech just worked

  To be fair.... a lot of unions were bad.

  2026-07-15 21:32

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  skynet beta

  No it does not. The Feds own everything from the grass up. Shooting a flying drone is a felony even if it's over your property. Until they fix the laws, that is.

  2026-07-15 21:25

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  Dad has this

  See the thing is... it's 2026. Almost all commercial airliners have auto pilot and auto land. All you need to do is figure out how to turn it on.

  2026-07-15 20:51

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  How droll

  You don't know who Ana de Armas is? Boy are you in for a treat.

  2026-07-15 20:42

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  P320 uses?

  It's true. I was there. Exploded after out of battery discharge and it wasn't even loaded! What the fuck sig!?

  2026-07-12 17:24

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  wax violence

  I had to Google this and all I could find was one wax bullet duel year in 1908. Still pretty awesome

  2026-07-08 17:58

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  Here you go my aviation autists.

  Wooooow even got the queen reference. I yield, sir.

  2026-07-07 20:29

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  Get stronk

  1000rds of 124gr American Eagle 9mm ball is 30lbs and $200. I've got it sitting on the bathroom scale now.

  2026-07-04 18:05

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  250

  A European round.

  2026-07-04 17:49

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  Nyc Is Heaven Now

  While the stores in question aren't scheduled to open for another year... other states have tried and failed. Even when the state owns the building and land, pays no taxes or rent, they still can't compete with the buying power of private enterprises.

  2026-07-02 14:56

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  Basement goblin spotted

  Spent a lot of money turning a minor inconvenience into a driving hazard every time to pull in and out of your driveway and an eyesore. Truly work on the spectrum.

  2026-07-01 09:12

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  It's my car

  Why is it that it seems whenever there's some evil corpo ceo trying to despotically control your life like this it's always a woman.

  2026-06-30 16:34

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  It's because her pussy is fluorescent pink

  It's all pink in the middle

  2026-06-28 08:47

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  Dad tutorial

  The double monkey square screw drive is an advanced move

  2026-06-25 20:03

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  Trust the process

  I hate to say it but it's one more problem created by boomers. They are taking up a disproportionate amount of housing and soaking up the social security. Younger generations aren't paying enough to keep up, currently.

  2026-06-25 09:53

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  UN Food Program REJECTED Elon Musk's $6B to eliminate wor...

  They gave him a plan on how they would spend the money on NOT ENDING world hunger so they did not get the money. There was no plan to END world hunger. Just to spend $6 billion on temporary solutions.

  2026-06-21 15:13

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  Typical Obama Travesty

  Obamalith

  2026-06-21 15:08

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  Get out of me swamp

  I don't understand any of this. The reflecting pool has existed for a hundred years. Obama had it reinforced and it still grew algae and looked dark. Trump had it coated to lighten it up and now instead of black it looks green. Why is this news

  2026-06-21 09:31

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  Just A Beer

  The amount of fucking morons who show me a picture of an ID is actually astounding

  2026-06-20 23:35

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  Humiliation +100

  The guy went from nothing to literally richest man ever on nothing but a dream and sheer unadulterated will. I would follow him into hell.

  2026-06-14 02:58

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  Could be worse

  Or just set it down on the spotter arms....

  2026-06-11 16:30

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  Hotwheelz pov

  Anyone else find it strange that we didn't see a female while zooming around the house?

  2026-06-11 08:53

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  Mongers

  Let us not forget cock mongers

  2026-06-10 21:15

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  Scurvy

  What is grog except hard limeade

  2026-05-05 19:12

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  When the pot is beyond saving

  Works extra good on your Teflon pans

  2026-04-21 07:50

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