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  How to sell your soul on Ebay

  And here I thought an associate's degree in philosophy was unmarketable!

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  dv

  Took me 3 seconds to enter "why is my husband yelling” into Google. Second result is domestic violence hotline.

  2024-09-22 07:25

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  from the Karate kid movies

  "quiet" or "quit", but actually he did both. He quiet quit!

  2024-09-21 09:17

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  Absolutely not. Reading these messages from the past and their relative innocence almost hurts.

  2024-09-17 14:30

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  Birthday Dinner Idea

  Brilliant, Mate. Appreciate the research!

  2024-09-14 05:03

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  Health insurance nonsense

  MY attempts? You think I'm a Leftist because I'm explaining insurance is a product of Capitalism?

  2024-09-14 01:52

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  Health insurance nonsense

  Sure, money is a more direct motivator. But insurance is a product of Capitalism, it is a market driven product. Regulation and bloated institutions get in the way, but there is a market demand for monetary security towards healthcare.

  2024-09-13 12:41

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  Health insurance nonsense

  Doctors want your money, too. Money stands in the way of everyone and healthcare, regardless of whether insurance is in the middle or not.

  2024-09-12 20:06

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  Relax, it's just a job

  Denzel's saying here he knows he's incredibly privileged. What else could be said to illustrate otherwise?

  2024-09-06 06:20

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  Socialist College Students

  There's always corruption, sweetie. Some systems are better than others but purity is impossible.

  2024-09-05 12:07

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  Suck-up or Fuck-up to move up.

  Galaryn makes a more logically supportable statement, so telling people they need their ears checked just makes you sound like a kid. Kind of like Trump.

  2024-09-01 17:54

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  Job applications

  Is that the white actor who played an Indian guy in Short Circuit when you could get away with that? Hilarious

  2024-08-28 08:42

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  Job applications

  Shh!! *soothing nursery noises* Go to sleep, little one!

  2024-08-28 08:40

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  I'm a bit confused

  Kirsten Stewart's chin was definitely edited to look huge. Weird.

  2024-08-27 08:33

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  anytime you and your woman have an issue, just her friend...

  But the point stands. Women are giving each other terrible advice based on their own insecurities. Everyone has stress, but society used to uphold marriage, now it tears it apart.

  2024-08-23 18:36

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  Democracy never looked so bad

  Let this election be like 2016 where everyone is shocked more than half of US knows mainstream media is a sham. Please God.

  2024-08-21 08:25

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  tr

  No, nobody did.

  2024-08-21 08:16

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  But he wants ups

  Exactly! Just a polite demonstration of doggo longing.

  2024-08-19 15:09

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  We just want someone nice

  Lot of guys like sassy women who make them feel they barely deserve her. That's actually true. But women have come to conflate this as it's often the career that makes women feel entitled to act this way, but men don't care about the career.

  2024-08-12 15:30

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  Anonymous working against Maduro

  Are you a troll or just retarded?

  2024-08-05 16:09

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  bear sounds

  What did we think we going to wake him up? The smell?

  2024-08-05 16:07

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  based

  Not sure what power any other individual female athlete has towards that goal other than exactly what she's doing -- refusing to fight trans.

  2024-08-03 08:00

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  Based mom review

  Yeah, 100% certain she's a great mom and just happened to squeeze out a crappy person.

  2024-08-01 18:11

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  Yes

  URL? That's generally a server directory path for digital resources such as a webpage. Assume they mean "username" or "handle".

  2024-07-30 22:26

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  Deadpool and Wolverine made it?

  Reynolds co-wrote and produced it.

  2024-07-30 11:41

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  Independent contractor

  Authoritative in the sense that you hear about issues or intricacies directly from the people who have experienced them and can answer questions about details. Precise statements directly from the source.

  2024-07-28 13:50

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  The equalizer

  May in part be due to colloquial or historical spellings, e.g. Middle English

  2024-07-28 13:41

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  Hffihcfyhb

  Meme with Francis Beacon's most famous painting? Nice

  2024-07-26 20:56

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  happy sunday

  We've all made the hard choice of either showing our buttholes online or being convinced by your belief system.

  2024-07-26 20:41

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  Independent contractor

  Not really true. If done correctly meetings are more collaborative, authoritative and flexible.

  2024-07-26 13:03

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  Grilled

  A room full of liars? Yes.

  2024-07-24 15:11

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  Chess logic

  It doesn't sound to me like she was bitchy to him or like he did anything wrong, just that his head is playing him internally.

  2024-07-22 16:41

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  Roman Empire

  Many women are peacemakers. A leader shouldn't be too concerned with peace, but women aren't incapable of peace.

  2024-07-21 11:54

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  Linux

  What are the flaws in the core design?

  2024-07-19 23:46

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  Yes

  Those folders are to back up the corresponding folders on your local machine.

  2024-07-16 17:38

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  Crazy chick

  Not most women. This is batshit crazy.

  2024-07-14 23:08

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  wtf

  I dunno, guys. Seems kind of fun.

  2024-07-13 12:47

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  oh man...

  I have a Baby's First Paradox scrapbook page.

  2024-07-12 18:22

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  Free trade with China?

  Reading can be really hard! Start with something slower and sound out the consonants one by one, then together!!!

  2024-07-12 04:58

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  Spitting facts

  Sorry to hear it, hope your luck picks up!

  2024-07-11 21:16

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  My old company in basic could out drink them

  Theory starts out strong but finishes like a shot of mead.

  2024-07-11 18:34

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  Spitting facts

  What's your degree?

  2024-07-11 17:52

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  skills

  See, no need to steal things if you already have life figured out.

  2024-07-11 07:56

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  everything is racist, so nothing is

  Yes, satire -- though only unfunny because it's too close to reality.

  2024-07-10 14:04

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  Yes, you are

  A gift is a gift. If you're rude and judgemental, you don't deserve gifts. Maybe kill yourself instead?

  2024-07-08 15:00

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  Reminder who is King and who will cast their crowns.

  Prayer doesn't get you what you want if God has another reason, like needing a kitten to be dead.

  2024-06-30 17:28

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  kids

  Agree. I didn't think groceries should center around what kids want, but being afraid to listen to your kids about anything bc "entitlement, suck it up". All kids want is for what they think and feel to matter. That's it.

  2024-06-30 13:47

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  Reminder who is King and who will cast their crowns.

  I was a Christian for 30 yrs through my father's death in a car accident until one night I had to run a kitten to the emergency room and prayed for hours until she died. God apparently needed that kitten dead.

  2024-06-30 13:39

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  2024

  Don't think it's low self-esteem to admit someone else is smarter than you.

  2024-06-27 19:16

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  Elon Must quotes

  The actual baby that she should have pushed out of her poopy torso, but didn't

  2024-06-27 18:07

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  Trauma personality

  What's the study, or where can I find it?

  2024-06-26 12:19

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  Elon Must quotes

  We counting Amber Heard's baby?

  2024-06-26 11:48

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  we need a taco truck

  Not sure but might be a licensing issue of where they're allowed to operate as a small food business. So, this might be up to the government.

  2024-06-24 08:51

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  Hm

  I don't support the mega funding going on, but many in Ukraine would say the same. Based on "Winter on Fire" documentary, Ukrainian people are amazing.

  2024-06-24 08:47

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  there's no modern audience

  Modern audience must be who's watching their stuff now. Up to them if this audience can support their gigantic bloated organization of kids clothes, bedsheets, figurines, costumes, and other merchandizing. How many "modern audience" members spawn children?

  2024-06-24 08:45

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  Robber: Understandable, have a good day

  Point #1) True!! Point #2) Damnit! Also true.

  2024-06-18 09:10

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  End the fed

  Because...?

  2024-06-16 08:52

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  Nah I'm pretty sure dogs smoked back then

  Answer makes sense to me. Mostly.

  2024-06-15 13:08

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  Honk Honk

  Cute, but proven fake, story.

  2024-06-14 20:45

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  Put some effort into your Gomez game

  It's okay to be bitter. You will still find your Morticia!

  2024-06-14 18:07

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  Lessons are important

  Yes. I am myself a woman. Not saying we're not bitchy, but I guess I find it hard to believe a young girl with healthy, respectful parents become a bully. Very, very doubtful.

  2024-06-13 19:38

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  IT and sales

  If you're wearing white tennis shoes in IT, you're probably coding in Fortran.

  2024-06-13 19:35

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  Nothing

  It means your kid doesn't find any pleasure in telling you about her life because of your lack of interest or bad reactions in the past.

  2024-06-13 18:10

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  kale to the pail

  I've been making garlicky kale and eggs for breakfast every morning for a week. It's great! Lots of garlic sauteed, then kale until it's crispy, then shaved Parmesan mixed in. Then put in a bowl and fry an egg and set intop and add more Parm.

  2024-06-12 03:01

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  Happy Father's day meme

  See The Social Network? Remember the bitch who threw the gifted scarf in the trash because her boyfriend should've noticed she never wears scarfs? "Try again..."

  2024-06-12 02:53

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  Lessons are important

  I guess the question is, how did she learn this behavior? Was she genetically predisposed towards bullying or what happened? I get he's trying his best but it's an interesting situation for a father of a daughter. Most girls are not predisposed to bully.

  2024-06-12 00:07

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  Thanos was right

  I absolutely love capitalism, but nothing about capitalism protects the environment. Environmental regulation should be very intelligently created and mostly apply towards corporations, but there's no way to not screw up earth without it.

  2024-06-09 15:37

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  Anon does not want to give out his private information

  So, why are you dating. So you can get numbers from women so stupid they give their number out?

  2024-06-08 17:29

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  Its the truth admit it

  Get him out, he has a show to do.

  2024-06-01 16:08

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  Old tv but it's a new gadget

  Why do you put all of the batteries in the same direction?

  2024-05-30 20:11

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  Oh well

  She's insufferable. She thinks that she wins the argument by talking as fast as she can and then turning her head away "this discussion's over!!"

  2024-05-24 08:44

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  Scams

  Problem with the video is it mentions degrees with value alongside those with none. Degrees in physics and philosophy? Not even close.

  2024-05-23 12:08

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  Woah

  Hedy was Jewish.

  2024-05-22 18:07

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  Respect

  "Sturdy father" is the best possible trans-woman slur ever

  2024-05-19 12:04

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  No boss bitches in my house

  If you think you speak for all women, boy do you have us wrong. But, speaking on behalf of you ...you already know that.

  2024-05-18 00:35

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  What an odd thing to say

  "Most". Wonder which ones they're keeping?

  2024-05-15 09:12

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  New doggo in the family

  What?!?! Gimmie!

  2024-05-14 08:45

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  Airbnb meme

  Totally fine, but this is why people prefer hotels, cleaning is included in the price. Unless you do real damage, you don't incur extra surprise fees.

  2024-05-10 16:48

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  Lion cub

  Cool that lions don't have any qualms and know that knocking babies over is fun!

  2024-05-07 09:34

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  AI WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD

  Absolutely. Total Atheist thing to say. Not just your imagination.

  2024-05-06 08:57

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  Power

  Right, would have been so much funnier if he'd said that.

  2024-05-06 08:53

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  Remember these shirts?

  Are you single?

  2024-05-05 08:59

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  That isn't an animal it's a drone

  This is clearly a perfect gentleman! No "animals" here!

  2024-05-03 04:37

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  True gigachad

  Retards

  2024-05-01 08:56

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  That’s why cats grow up to be cats

  The sense of annoyance in that gesture is apparent. Like "my genes are NOT that shitty, goddammit."

  2024-04-30 10:04

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  Absolutely agree

  Obviously for the tooth fairy. If she has to lift a big ass pillow, how much money is she going to leave?

  2024-04-29 04:55

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  let us not forget

  That phrase is awesome!

  2024-04-26 10:58

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  Automated Mahjong table

  Tell us what she's saying, please!

  2024-04-26 10:57

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  The advocate meme

  I didn't think it is. Even in formaldehyde, I didn't think parts of living things will last for that long?

  2024-04-25 19:30

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  I can hear the sound of the ice & soda dispensers now

  Red cups were for water, clear cups were for soda and tea, so everyone had a combination of cups on their table.

  2024-04-23 21:53

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  Cozy apartment

  Server room for ppl who don't trust the cloud.

  2024-04-23 18:43

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  Hackers do something nice

  Someone correct me, but I think the economy would almost collapse?

  2024-04-23 18:40

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  Therapy uwu

  Therapy has made my life tremendously better, but it took awhile to find the right therapist.

  2024-04-22 08:50

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  give me that

  Hell yeah, Benny Goodman?

  2024-04-19 18:13

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  Title

  Whole video is worth his lil ol accented "Spader mayun wood be prad"!

  2024-04-18 15:50

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  Lol

  Because you had LOVE in your hands, and you gave it up.

  2024-04-16 13:59

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  Why not both

  As a female, I think this meme proves the vahjay is most certainly a clown car, if you know how to treat it like once. Onwards, gentleman!

  2024-04-15 23:07

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  Simple life hacks

  This is so sad. Why are we (women) like this??

  2024-04-15 18:41

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  respect

  But you didn't have to take MY word for it!!

  2024-04-14 10:50

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  I can relate to the sentiment.

  WTF is "thrive"

  2024-04-13 14:11

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